#SURPRISINGLY not politics
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(Actually not very) baby Sybil and Havelock try to perform surgery on an extremely messed-up pie! (By CMOT Dibbler, naturally)
#discworld#discworld fanart#gnu terry pratchett#sybil ramkin#not yet a vimes#havelock vetinari#not yet a lord#Sybil is vet material and Havelock has a med pHD#SURPRISINGLY not politics#it has to go somewhere doesn't it#they fail to save the pie but that's okay because there can be an AUTOPSY#offscreen#CMOT dibbler#it's pie cruelty this is#they don't have proper surgical tools so half the self-proclaimed “scalpels” are silverware from the ramkins#the other half are assassins' guild-certified stilettos#all very well-sanitized#though
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fellas is it gay to visit the graves of achilles and patroclus with your personal bodyguard/bff who you named second in command to your empire and compare yourself to achilles and him to patroclus and also lose your mind when he dies and die yourself not eight months later
#other things alexander the great has done:#kiss a eunuch in public#was apparently ‘keen on boys’#he and hephaestion actually laid flowers on patrochilles’ graves#married once for love then twice more for politics but treated his wives with respect and didn’t force himself on them#(surprisingly great behavior for the time)#this man is very bisexual#alexander the great#hephaestion#achilles#patroclus#patrochilles#song of achilles
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I think Latvia Mike saw Anne and Edgar being Ty Betteridge parallels and felt left out so he wanted to join in
#but did it in a less “ruthless yet surprisingly polite and genuinely friendly” way and more of a#“unethical human experiments and forcing people to be your friend” way#woe.begone#w.bg
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Musk is so clearly under influence on that inauguration lmao what a fucking shitshow
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"goncharov" walked so "JD Vance fucked a couch" could torpedo a presidential campaign
#just make shit up bc its funny#surprisingly good soup for the soul#jd vance#goncharov#politics#us politics
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#had to clip it#I think about this all the time#idc butthead handled this well#he was polite and straight to the point without escalating the conflict to an aggressive outburst#surprisingly competent#beavis and butthead
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And if I said that Aaron Minyard greets every new adult with a miss/mister or ma’am/sir because it was beat into him by his mother to make her look good? And he never stopped because when he forgot to as a kid he would get beat? And it took him months to stop calling abby Miss Abigail and coach Mr Wymack because he was scared to get in trouble? What then??
#aftg#all for the game#aaron minyard#kevin day#allison reynolds#andrew minyard#dan wilds#matt boyd#neil josten#renee walker#may be a bit of projection#i just think he would be overly polite until he finally got comfortable#andrew is the one who finally tells him to knock it off#and surprisingly it actually works
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I know this isn't the vibe you're using Superman for, but I was wondering all the same if you had any thoughts for a world where Kal-Els ship crashed in rural Indonesia?
No thoughts in particular just because Superman as a character is so tied to the American context that having his ship land anywhere else would drastically change the narrative. Like if he's still a white passing man, he'd be treated differently in Indonesia compared to America. It would be a whole other conversation that would lose sight of the point of Superman as a character. (I know there are AUs where he lands somewhere else but that's besides the point outside of a what if scenario)
If I had to take a crack at "Indonesian Superman" I would rather go the Kong Kenan route where it's a new origin from the ground up that considers the political context of the country he's in.
#askjesncin#it's like the idea of Indonesian Johnstantine is cool but John is an inherently british character responding to british politics#so it'd need a complete reworking and be a new character at that point. to me personally anyway#batman however- surprisingly he can fit anywhere and be fun. he's not tied to america nearly as much as supes
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Rewatching eps of West Wing to deal with the anxieties of today, including Election Night, and again falling in love with Sam and Donna’s chaotic best friend situation, especially in season 4.
#the west wing#sam seaborn#donna moss#us politics#because that is the cause of my anxieties#which i think is obvious because today is well. terrifying#please fucking vote if you haven’t yet#tww#watching west wing as a coping mechanism is surprisingly helpful
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There's someone on radio 2 right now arguing that going on your laptop during a performance in a theatre is completely fine and acceptable, what
#thats crazy#also surprisingly nobody arguing against him is mentioning how distracting it would be to everyone around him#so weird#not politics
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I know people think NZ is a great country or whatever but our government actually fucking sucks right now.
Our healthcare system is already stretched to the limits. We barely manage to provide good and timely service to people. Unless you have health insurance and go with a private hospital, you're likely to be stuck on waiting lists for months-years just to see a specialist. But yeah, laying off staff will fix this for sure. I'm so glad they're doing this to give rich people some nice tax cuts. I hope Christopher Luxon steps on a rusty nail and has to wait in ED for 27 hours for a tetanus shot, the daft cunt
#james says things#nzpol#politics#written by a weary healthcare worker#not surprisingly everyone at work is fuming#fuck christopher luxon#nz politics#new zealand
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second best damn fire emblem I ever played
#i have no need for modern video games anymore man these superfans are just always cookin up the best shittttt it's awesome#Cerulean Crescent#first still being tmgc but holy shit#a good ass PLAYER PHASE as hell feeling experience wit crazy cool skills lettin you monster thru maps wicked powerful like#you feel so dominating man it was awesome#wit a SURPRISINGLY good ass complicated political kinda war story too#ellerie is actually the best fe protag for me now she kinda fuckin SUCKS man but shes awesome and gets what she wants i get her whowouldnt#her flavortext is to diie for#oooonly negatives are prob sum of the soundtrack picks kinda sucking ass like the battle prep songs fuck i muted those everytime#and the occaaasional lack of polish like when i got crit killed by an enemy who was holding an item that said it 'negated crits'#like OOHH you meant for the ENEMIES' and not their own??? good to know >:(#yeayeayea word your shit better sometimes whatever#there were some other ugly wrinkle moments like that throughout but overall whatever it was damn good#i jus recall like NEVER encountering such little issues in tmgc so that's why that one still edges out for me#OH and it was a bit too easy?#i was never NOT engaged but yea polish up that 'misery mode' and we golden#Fire Emblem
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Gun to head, I’m picking the bottom left box, I think Harris loses substantial ground with non-college men of color (i.e. crosstabs are directionally correct) but does well enough with college-educated voters to eke out a win in the electoral college but we’ll see!
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It's 4 am and im just feeling so bad, disgusted and tensed up because of what happened hours ago in my city, in Moscow. My mom lives not this far from that place.
The bloodshed and horror.
And it happens in so many places in the world, with much bigger numbers of deaths, not because of some just specific "bad bandits and religious radicals" they always show on media.
It's all fucking them, who write laws and will prison us for not paying taxes which will mostly go for more bloodshed in other countries. Even for bloodshed of own people.
This bstard of the president didn't even lift his ass up from his bed to make a speech. The fck he should, right? He already won recent "voting" after all.
I'm so sick of it.
#i dont assume who organized it but... its always someone up there#unfortunately? sure but not surprisingly#politics#mystuff
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yes my dream job is to be an archivist yes I am planning on getting work experience in journalism as soon as I can yes I am getting a degree in history. I still need to write articles though because I love the sound of my own voice
#[.txt]#the perils of man. I will get my master's in historical sciences anyways but#in my heart journalism would be a good fit for me. Politics without the need to be liked.#<- I say this but I am surprisingly good at being liked despite the fact I hate very easily#authority figures everywhere love me. Heart emoji. Even if I despise them so deeply
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Valentine's day treat for my ValHENtines
#valHENtines#Valentine's day#chickens#tiny fluffy dinosaurs#the BEST animals#my feather babies#chickenblr#birdblr#birds#my pets#shhh do not tell my mom i gaver her frozen berries to the chickens#they deserve them#if she doesn not see it it does not Happen#they were surprisingly polite about sharing with eachother
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