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Hungarian swords, 14th century, at the Topkapi Palace Museum in Istanbul. The middle sword is 8ft long
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TFW no petite omniscient MILFs in your area.
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Ask me how you can switch from short king to tall king with nothing but a hex wrench.
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When Loid and Yor discover each other's identities 馃ズ
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girls are asking me to "touch the demon inside of them." chill I haven't even had breakfast yet
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ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces
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being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot
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Hi I'm so sorry I don't mean to embarass you but I think your headphones fell out of your phone, it must have happened at the bus stop, your phone has just been playing out loud in your hand this whole time and you didn't notice. So sorry, you must be so embarrassed, really I wouldn't have said anything but I know I'd be mortified if that happened to me and I didn't notice until I got home or something. I'd be so self conscious, can you imagine people thinking you were being disruptive and obnoxious on purpose. Haha yeah no worries have a great day
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