#SO FUCKING GROSS AND WRONG

[statementlou]

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[backseatloversz]

if i think about it too hard i will get mad but just on its own this quote is really funny. "i dont mean that in a bad way" after the most scathing read of someone. why is it coming from adam siska

[orengejoshi]

Pregnancy as a kink makes me uncomfortable so man am I glad your pregg Flug stuff is explicitly not kink oriented!

yeah I... don't wanna judge anyone... but it's more than that, it's downright terrifying to me. Blame my hormones bc I'm expecting irl but wow... I'm very sensitive and it feels dehumanizing. but ig that is kinda the point of the kink(?)

it's so common in fandoms!

I'm completely vanilla anyway tho, so not surprising.

I've tried to pretend for a super long time that I'm into kink, but most of them are off putting and I consider them intrusive thoughts, not fantasies. I'm kinda fluctuating between sex-repulsed and neutral (aroace) even fictional... ig kink just isn't for me. I tried so hard to get over it. I know some people in my asks/requests are gonna be disappointed but I'm sorry💔

I'm slightly ashamed of how boring I am and I have serious trouble connecting to anyone in fandoms due to this actually🤕 feel like the most NT autistic person ever.

anyway here's a doodle!

[the-meme-monarch]

i’m about to hit shrimpo with my aromantic beam i think

[mpregbuck]

i never go on twt for 911 stuff, but boy did i see tommy kinard on my trending page and the amount of people gleefully wishing for his death is so disgusting. like, they hate him more than the real fucking villains of the show. what vile, miserable people.

[rookhunty]

“Idk I just don’t like Jamil, he was weally too mean when he had tht nervous breakdown after a lifetime of being taught to downplay his own achievements to preserve the dignity of another child his own age and being prepped from birth to lay down his life for said boy, should the need arise, bc his life isn’t as important, and being expected to forfeit his own future so kalim’s could be guaranteed, and watching his family yield to subservience”

Fuck You’re SO right he shld have had a V8. Are yall doing whippets btw

[crimeronan]

i swear to god i've seen an exactly equivalent number of posts recently with the premises "it's gross to talk so much about how you wanna fuck trans people, can't you be normal about people you don't wanna fuck" and "it's gross to act like trans people are unfuckable and that we're only attractive as a fetish, actually i'm a girl with a great dick and it's fine" & i'm like. rubs my eyes. maybe the truth is that human experience is varied and different people wish to be desired/perceived/discussed in different ways and what's validating to one person feels yucky to another. maybe if someone's form of validation isn't for you then you don't need to immediately assume the worst faith possible interpretation of their words. i mean this in the most constructive way possible bc i do this too and i frequently look back at assumptions i made and realize i'm insane. Just Because It Felt Bad To You Doesn't Mean It Feels Bad To Everyone.

[alaskan-wallflower]

hot take but maybe people should stop harassing/stalking the outsiders cast.

[b1mbodoll]

stepbro jake save me stepbro jake stepbro jake stepbro jake stepbro jake stwpbro jake stppbro jake step bro jake stepbro jake

[killugon-truther]

you guys ever notice how ppl love to say shit like “oh but they’re MINORS, so you can’t ship them” when it comes to a fictional queer couple, but when it’s a straight one, literally no one ever says anything?

like, if it’s a boy x boy ship or a girl x girl ship, suddenly, you can’t ship them together bc of their ages… but when it’s boy x girl, all of a sudden, it’s okay, and the fact that their minors just conviniently doesn’t matter.

that’s rly interesting, and i’m honestly starting to think that it isn’t abt age. /sar

[goldkirk]

I would love to understand why my brain and body are desperate to not shower in the safety of my own home but perked up at the offer to go shower at the gym that’s full of people I don’t know and men who could pin me and locker rooms with open doorways and less control over cleanliness than I can get in my own apartment. Something something the years of swim practice and swim meet locker room showers being safe I guess?

[higgins5]

Okay I know there’s a lot of outrage over the special addition books on aftg twt right now cause they were a lot of money… (I get it, I’m broke okay)

But Im Like lowkey cackling at all the mistakes

Like what the actual fuck. It’s just so funny to me- like I’m kicking my feet over here

Andrew is listed as a backliner

Allison is a striker

The raven king dust jacket has the foxhole court summary on the back

The foxes vs ravens ticket is from 2014 not 2007

Oh and let’s not forget the only mistake they MEANT to keep in as an homage to the original books. The double chapter 13s

It’s like an eye spy of mistakes over here!

But I am absolutely in love with Nora’s little stick figure drawings on the dust jackets. Like hello??? How cute?! Like thank you @korakos , I appreciate you with my entire heart and soul. I smiled so big when I saw that (lowkey, makes it worth every penny)

[quackity1999]

If you were told how you were gonna end up when first arriving on the smp. Do you think you would've stayed?

what's that supposed to mean? dude, i worked my ass off to get where i am, and las nevadas is brilliant. i don't regret jackshit. and my younger self would agree, considering he was a little too much of a yes-man sometimes. haa.

[strxnged]

the things i will watch to see david tennant act in something

[cosmicheartz]

This is swinging at a hornets nest but my cotl hot take is that the bishops either should have stayed dead or we got a choice to not bring them back to the cult after releasing them from purgatory

[eddiesghxst]

tell me why every time i would text my long distance ex that i would be sweating from yoga or running or whatever, his response was that he wanted to lick it off me

eddie coded

🫶 anon

stink…. why would u tell me this

it’s so true he’s literally so dirty in the perfect way omg

thinking about being eddie’s little cheerleader gf and him picking you up after practice

the second you get in his car he’s hard as a rock because you just smell so fucking raw in the best way and eddie can’t help it when he pulls off to some secluded area and drags you to the back of his van, nosing at your sweat dampened neck and groaning before sucking pretty little marks into your skin. his hands eagerly push up your little cheer skirt and you whine “eddie im all sweaty and gross.” and he just moans, nipping at your jaw as he hooks his fingers into the waistband of your panties, “i know it’s driving me insane.” and when he slinks down your body to get a taste of you and you squeeze your thighs shut eddie’s like “umm, what’s up?”

“you really wanna eat me out after ive been sweating literal buckets?”

“you act like i care. i’ve fucked you on your period before, you think a little sweat is gonna stop me now? open up, sweetheart.”