#SIGH .

[uhhh-ghouls007]

You’ll always be “master” to me

[lucky-clover-gazette]

doctor who special is truly a full bingo card of steven moffat writing. shallow disdain towards religion and corporations, extremely unearned emotional moments, weird pacing, vague misogyny, random lesbian for some reason, creepy possession, turning a random everyday things into a horror concept (doors in hotel rooms), dinosaur,

[batjokes-peeprot]

fuck you im also posting Stobotnik here

I haven’t seen the 3rd movie cause it comes out tmmrw in my country sighhhh I’ve been avoiding as much spoilers as I can

[nondelphic]

sci-fi books are like: “humans colonized 12 planets.” bold of you to assume we figured out how to parallel park in space.

[snail-friend]

What she said was 'Delay, deny, depose' in ref to the United healthcare bastard getting his comeuppance BTW. Girl getting screwed over for 100K over a gaslight gatekeep girlboss remix.....

wonder if that's more or less than the no doubt overpriced denied medical bills she snapped over 🤔

[blitzsicedcoffee]

Thinking about how different Blitz treated Stolas when he thought he was only wanted for Sex. Versus now when he knows he loves him.

For example when he dropped him off after Ozzies. Yes he still took him home, but he was also in a very emotional state and still believing that Stolas only wanted sex, he made no effort to rid his passenger seat of trash, or help Stolas out of the van as he hit his head on the way out. He even drove away right next to Stolas. Part of it I think also is Blitz having still thought that Stolas was invincible.

Now, knowing what he knows, he treats Stolas with the utmost care. Pulling his phone away when Stolas hits himself with it or gets hyper fixated on it. Is extremely encouraging with everything Stolas does, and goes out of his way to engage him and protect him at all costs.

Now, if Blitz took him to Ozzies again, I think they'd end up not only making out at the table, but he'd open the door for him, pull out his chair for him, treating him like the princess he is. Cause Blitz would do anything for those he loves and who love him in return. He got a chance, he won't lose him again.

[cuntphoric]

gojo's top five positions for today 1. doggy style 2. good old missionary 3. reverse cowgirl 4. spooning 5. 69

doggy style – total control; gojo loves being able to watch and direct the situation. seeing your ass move like that, knowing exactly how you like it, drives him crazy. he also gets to go deep and has the power to pull you in however he wants - plus, he loves seeing your body in that perfect position. ass up with his dick in it? hell yeah!!

missionary (sometimes with your leg over his shoulder) – the deep angle and eye contact; he's not shy about dominating in missionary, but he loves pushing your legs back so you’re completely open to him. he wants to make eye contact when he fucks into your body until you both finish. he's so about those looks while he's making you lose your mind.

reverse cowgirl – the view; gojo's visual obsession isn't only about your face, it's about seeing you move on top of him. reverse cowgirl gives him a front row seat to how your body reacts to every thrust, and he's definitely into the control you have while riding him. it's like you're both in sync when you both go up and down.

spooning – the pacing; this position to him isn't just about soft, slow moments. gojo can pull you closer and make it rough whenever he wants, while still being able to bury his face in your neck or whisper dirty things in your ear to make you even needier. he gets to feel every inch of you, and that deep, slow slide in would turn him on like nothing else.

69 – mutual satisfaction; dudes the kinda guy who's all about both of you getting what you want. with 69'ing, he can enjoy giving you attention while also receiving it. the way you're both so close would definitely turn him on - he can focus on making you feel good and get off on how you react.

[ilovefiction4lmen]

i deserve to wake up to this

[handweavers]

my dad did karate growing up in malaysia and after my parents divorced when i was a kid like 8 years old i'd go over to his house to visit him and he'd be drinking and he'd make me sit on the couch and watch him silently do karate moves. divorced man behaviours

[spineless-lobster]

This is gonna be troy (2004) all over again and my heart can’t take it

[xiaq]

Turning off anon asks for a bit. Up until now people have been respectful 99% of the time, but I’ve been getting some really disturbing racist messages recently––to the point where I’m apprehensive when I get an inbox notification––and I just don’t want to deal with that anymore. So, sorry about the change but I gotta do what’s best for my mental health and all that.

[hermioneismyrealname]

ER : "collective sigh"

Item: Crystal Banana

[phoutube]

i’m curious.. are there any communities/fandoms that phannies consistently gravitate to? for example, is there a particular fandom that you’ve noticed also has a lot of dnp fans as well? besides the emo music scene i don’t think i’ve ever stumbled across another phannie naturally!! i would love to find other phans that i have things in common with so feel free to comment!!

i added an mcr button. because i feel like almost every fucking mcr blogger i find is also somehow a phannie so i thought they deserved their own . sorry lol. peace and love

[acnologias-ass]

It seems that Mishima drew a jerza daughter and a gruvia daughter, and I’m surprised he hasn’t drawn a gajevy child yet

I'm sad gajevy isn't more popular, because no one asked for a gajevy kiddo yet for an autograph ;__; Funny considering that's the only main ship actually expecting one lmao

[skyloftian-nutcase]

Me when I see someone rambling negatively about a character I wrote, or making incorrect assumptions about them based on their behavior

Me when I remember they haven’t read the 100 pages of backstory on said character, watched the nonstop footage of said character’s life in my head, and are going entirely based off little crumbs I’ve shared and don’t understand the meaning of unreliable narrators

Me when I remember it���s ok to be at peace with people not liking a character I wrote, whether it’s because more hasn’t been revealed about them yet or because of their personality - because that’s how real life works too, people like some folks and don’t like others, and it means that maybe I wrote a three dimensional character

(Shoutout to @/linkeduniverse for the images)

[classical-vanity]

Ok but the text in Romanian was really fucking unexpected of him

Trad: My castle is a place that belongs to the darkness (my castle belongs to the darkness could work just as well in meaning and it’s shorter)