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harveybwabbit92 · 2 years ago
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S/o: Larrry! Come back to bed!
Larry: Not now, Dear. I’m not done with my online banking.
S/o, buries face in pillow: Fuck! That’s so HOT!
Larry: That’s why I do it.
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godsofhumanity · 1 year ago
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Zeus: Sometimes i forget my siblings actually have entire lives that they're living and they aren't just my side characters.
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tbzpics · 4 months ago
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kev.in.orbit stories (he's INSANE)
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memedievil · 2 years ago
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Kiya: Hey, you wanna take things up to the bedroom?
Sir Daniel: Sure, what's up there?
Kiya: By the way, did you bring protection?
Sir Dan: WHY? WHAT'S UP THERE??
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turnbackthependulum · 2 years ago
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Orihime: Would you rather kiss me for $100 or the prettiest girl you know for $1,000?
Ichigo: Of course I'll kiss you.
Orihime: *blushes*
Orihime, clears throat: So.. I am not the prettiest girl you know?
Ichigo: (ʘᗩʘ’)
Orihime: Then tell me who's the prettiest girl you know.
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strange-aeons · 2 years ago
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what is it like to have to bathe a hairless cat?
(I'm thinking of getting one of those gremlins, so i need to know.)
slippery. giant squirming buttered ravioli. for the love of god do not let it escape because you will never recapture it (too slippery) (slippery all over your house) (horrible)
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posthumanwanderings · 10 months ago
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https://www.reddit.com/r/FrutigerAero/comments/185chbf/you_sure_you_guys_just_arent_depressed_or/
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princessheatherblossom · 4 months ago
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They have fucked around and are finding out
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stqrgirl3 · 3 months ago
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the moon is beautiful, isnt it?
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phatcatphergus · 9 months ago
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do you have any photos of tubbos side profile peeposhy
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Yep!
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eye-candy-film-enjoyer · 16 days ago
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Fella’s am I onto something or just on something
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harveybwabbit92 · 5 months ago
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[Anne is driving up the side of a mountain road.]
Dan, looking out the window: Damn, that's pretty steep!
[Meanwhile Anne is white knuckle gripping the steering wheel trying not look.]
Anne, curtly: Dan, shut the hell up!
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godsofhumanity · 2 years ago
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Freyr: Hey man, did you know humans eat more bananas than monkeys?
Thor: ... yeah?
Freyr: Who'd have thunk?
Thor, deep in thought: ... what kind of sick fuck eats monkeys?
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tbzpics · 2 months ago
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turnbackthependulum · 1 year ago
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Kirio: What was our goal last month?
Hiyori: To stay away from negative people.
Kirio: Exactly! And how did it go?
Hiyori, gleefully: It went great! I feel good.
Kirio: Perfect. So our goal this month is to also stay away from negative people.
Hiyori: Noooo, no. Our goal this month is to stay away.. from people.
Kirio, confused: Wh- What- What kind of people?
Hiyori: Uhhhhhh... People.
Kirio: ?
Hiyori: All... All people.
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not-so-superheroine · 1 year ago
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okay, latter day saints (of all flavors)
in your opinion, who is the/your most based latter day prophet and why?
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