#Ron backs down

[grits-galraisedinthesouth]

Ron always backs down because Ron does NOT like people. Today he's hiding out in an Iowa hotel convenience "store."

https://rumble.com/v46ophl-ron-desantis-loomered-in-iowa-florida-governor-runs-away-in-fear.html

https://x.com/LauraLoomer/status/1745944405884690600?s=20

@LauraLoomer

Ron DeSantis just got LOOMERED at his hotel in Des Moines, Iowa, 3 days before the Iowa Caucus! I confronted DeSantis as he was walking into his hotel, and he hid from me inside the hotel convenience store and used his staffers, including @Kelly_Kundinger to physically block my body. His staff also shoved me and tugged on my clothing so that DeSantis could get away from me and run into an elevator. But, I didn’t back down!!!!! I asked DeSanctus if he plans on endorsing President Trump when DeSantis loses the Iowa Caucus on Monday, January 15, 2024. I asked him why he is an ABSENTEE GOVERNOR who unethically changed the law in Florida so he could run for President on taxpayer dime and keep his Gubernatorial salary while he abandoned Floridians during multiple storms and an insurance crisis. I asked him why he is ALWAYS backing down even though his PAC is named @NvrBackDown24 I also asked DeSantis when he’s going to drop out of the 2024 Presidential race since he’s polling at 14% in Iowa, and 5% in New Hampshire. RON DESANTIS RAN AWAY FROM ME AND HE WAS PETRIFIED TO SEE ME! And of course, I called @GovRonDeSantis out for being DISLOYAL to the one man he owes his entire political career to: PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP! DeSanctimonious’s soul literally left his cowardly body when he saw me. It’s over Ron! You just got LOOMERED! #LOOMERED #IowaCaucus

[tomorrowusa]

Ron DeSantis has endorsed his Florida neighbor Donald Trump – while using a fake Winston Churchill quote.

Maybe we should call him Reek rather than Ron.

In front of enormous rally audiences, Mr. Trump painted Mr. DeSantis as a submissive sniveler, insisting that he had cried and begged “on his knees” for an endorsement in the 2018 Florida governor’s race. In a series of sexually charged attacks, Mr. Trump suggested — without a shred of proof — that Mr. DeSantis wore high heels, that he might be gay and that perhaps he was a pedophile. He promised that intense national scrutiny would leave Mr. DeSantis whining for “mommy.”

Trump, of course, is a hypocrite. In addition to being a corrupt and lying Toad, he's personally repulsive and ignorant. Despite that, Republicans can't stop lining up to kiss his butt.

All of DeSantis's blustering and political machismo looks that much more pathetic after swearing his allegiance to the Orange One this week.

Now he is both defeated and debased. His departure from the race on Sunday was a far fall from grace after opening his campaign as the heir apparent in a Trumpified Republican Party. Rehabilitating that reputation as he considers his next political move will require plenty of repair work with donors and Republican voters, thanks to Mr. Trump’s ruthless parade of insults over 242 days on the campaign trail. “I don’t care if he’s a Republican,” Mr. Trump said of his belittlement of Mr. DeSantis at a November gathering of the Republican Party of Florida — the governor’s home turf. “We hit him hard, and now he’s like a wounded falling bird from the skies.” [ ... ] The missives were often led by Mr. Trump’s chief spokesman, Steven Cheung, who leaned into his background as a public relations operative for the Ultimate Fighting Championship to deliver brutal slams with the force of the sport’s suffocating guillotine chokehold. In November, Mr. Cheung told The Wall Street Journal that in Iowa, Mr. DeSantis would face “unimaginable pain that he’s never felt before in his life.” In a news release, he cast doubt on Mr. DeSantis’s masculinity, saying that he walked like “a 10-year-old girl who had just raided her mom’s closet and discovered heels for the first time.” Mr. Cheung also referred to the Florida governor as a “desperate eunuch,” questioned why Mr. DeSantis would “cuck himself” in front of the entire country — sexual slang that implies weakness in a man — and accused him of searching for “new sugar daddies” to fund his campaign. He called Mr. DeSantis a “disloyal dog.”

A truly "disloyal dog" would have bitten Trump. DeSantis just drooled on Trump's shoes.

Don't feel too sorry for Ron/Reek, he allegedly has about $100 million left in his campaign war chest. He could sit on that until 2028 while hoping Trump loses in order to vindicate his own failed presidential bid this cycle.

EDIT: In case that wasn't enough humiliation of Republicans for you, Stephen Colbert was firing on all thrusters last night.

[pookielious]

Take two of the famous psychological experiment that is band of brothers acting bootcamp

[xanthippe74]

Draw Drarry Badly Challenge 2024

Animagi Assholes Edition!

ft. Canada Goose Draco vs. Honey Badger Harry

[pyrosomatic-metamorphosis]

something about qbad mentioning how much horror he put red team thru every time purgatory gets brought up... something about how proud dapper was of him.

like this is just my late-night read but- it feels like guilt qbad is trying to twist into pride. he keeps needling away at it. “i killed them all, over and over and over again.” “they were hunted by a monster.”

it’s like- reassurance. like a nail he’s trying o beat into his head. he’s had SO much trouble with legitimately hurting his friends, despite making that vow all the way back when the eggs first went missing, despite all the tree talk and the promises to save the kids no matter what. He never faltered with elq, and that protected them. He keeps faltering now. Sometimes he doesnt remember the code, or cucurucho, or skeppy. But that doesnt matter, right? Because he’ll protect the eggs. He’ll be the monster. he is the monster. he can and he will protect them even as his seams start ripping and he keeps breaking further and further apart. even at his worst, he’ll do whatever he needs to protect the eggs.

he’ll be the monster. wont he?

[thatdiva]

[odinsblog]

What do Ron DeSantis, Vivek Ramaswamy, Ted Cruz, Tim Scott and Mike Pence have in common? They like to call themselves “alpha males” but none of them had the balls to stand up to the guy who verbally abused and relentlessly mocked them

[carcarrot]

OH MY GOD A YEAR AGO TODAY .

[variksel]

fully convinced that after paeden slit glenns achilles tendant when he had the hiccups glenn went from wearing trainers to bovver or cowboy boots only because of the high collar

[panzershrike-pretz]

Almost rebloged a Band of Brothers post to the Nerdy Prudes Must Die tag

That would've been fun-

[marshmellowtea]

season one finale of party down is so fucked up imagine both your girlfriend AND your boyfriend are leaving to do bigger and better things leaving you stuck at this crappy dead end job that you only kept because your girlfriend is there and yeah sure you get promoted and that comes with better benefits and that’s nice but it’s also more responsibility and this was supposed to be your shitty fuck around job but now you’re STRESSED about it and you can’t even drink on the job like you used to because now you’re trying to take it seriously. i would kill myself fr

[gen-is-gone]

god it's literally so FUCKING cringe to be this brainrotted about breaking bad as a Burqueño like I fucking live here!!! people were literally yeeting pizzas onto that house for fucking years! I go anywhere and say I'm from Albuquerque and people ask me about blue meth GOD I can't go two days without seeing the fucking heisenberg caricature as a bumper sticker or a poster or a mural JESUS

and yet Idioteque is still fucking haunting me and it's so so painfully earnest and I kind of hate that but also I've grieved that irreplaceable destroyed wip vid since March of '17 and christ maybe, MAYBE if I can finally restart it and fucking finish it, I will know peace

[tomorrowusa]

Meatball Ron kissed Trump’s ring in record time

If you are interested in picking up any "Never Back Down" merch, for future ironic use, there will never be a better time to get it dirt cheap!

Not sure what he'll do with his Iowa Never Back Down bus.

Maybe he'll repurpose it to transport migrants to Iowa so they can help with his 2028 campaign.

[languor-em]

I FORGOT THAT MARGIT SHOWS UP OUTSIDE OF LEYNDELL I GOT TAKEN SO OFF GUARD AHDYIAJDJ

[seaglassdinosaur]

Ron said there was a sixty second window of suggestibility, yes?

That’s the exact amount of time it takes for Reagan to read the script and give her heartfelt emotional speech about how much she loves him.

Who’s to say that second part doesn’t stick with him same as the Martin Higgins identity?

[latibvles]

Reading this little bit in Matt Settle/Ron’s voice is a source of great amusement for me.

He’s a funny guy! A comedian!! and hopelessly in love with his best friend