#Rick and morty quotes

[pendragon-writes]

Minecraft

Male!Reader, playing Minecraft : Is this game popular with the autistic?

Gaz: Why do you ask?

Male!Reader: Because I’m starting to love it!

[mermaidvenom]

Hawks: Dabi, Pepper, you love me after all!

Dabi: Eh, I love her, she loves you. Those credits don’t transfer.

[fukia]

Secret Timeless Episode: Ricktenhouse

Lucy: [denies ever wanting to help Flynn]

Flynn: Not so fast, Lucy. You read your journal, we've got adventures to go on, Lucy, just you and me. And sometimes Anthony [💀], and sometimes Emma, but never Wyatt. You wanna know why, Lucy? Because he crossed me.

-

Lucy: Whoa, dead wife?

Flynn: Yes, now everyone can shut up about it.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Fury: I can’t tell any of the Avengers apart half the time because I don’t go by height, age, or appearance. I go by who’s a pain in my ass. Which makes them all identical.

Tony: Hey! Fuck you!

Fury: Except for Stark.

Tony: Thank you.

Fury: He’s the fucking worst of them all.

[sh1ngaru]

i am but a weak man who gives into fandoms at a whim

[bingobongocheerio]

(Y/N): What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?

(Y/N): It becomes daytrogen.

Rick:

Rick: I'm going to bed.

(Y/n): Good nitrogen.

Morty: Sleep tightrogen.

Summer: Don't let the bedbugs bitrogen.

Rick: [angry screams from the garage]

(Y/n): Let's go before he comes after us.

[unicornblossom13]

Elita-1: Why don’t you two just #%*^ and get it over with?

Prime: Thank you for that, Elita, but I think I have a better option.

[Meanwhile, at the Decepticon’s lair]

Starscream: Geez, why don’t you two just #%*^ and get it over with?

Megatron: Careful, Starscream, you’re one remark away from being dismantled.

Starscream: All I’m saying is, I’m not the one using the war room to come up with a plan to one up my ex-boyfriend.

[skenisasleb]

[lon3rlife]

“Loneliness has followed me my whole life. Everywhere.”

“In bars”

“In cars”

“Sidewalks”

“Stores”

“Everywhere. There is no escape.”

“I’m God’s lonely man.”

[ricksanchezxmalereader]

M/n: MORTY QUICK, TAKE THIS AND GAURD IT WITH YOUR LIFE

Morty: wha- what is it M/n

M/n: it’s Ricks phone… he’s been on TikTok for over a day watching those space weasel robot things

Morty: oh no

Rick: WHERES MY FUCKING PHONE

[incorrect-losers]

Eddie: Pretty cool, huh, Bill?

Richie: Uh, I thought it was cool

Eddie: I don’t give a fuck what you think

[beetles4brains]

brick and mortar

[birdricks]

i love the stars (j'adore les etoiles)

[shyjusticewarrior]

Red Hood Incorrect Quotes Pt 27

Jason: Pretty cool, huh Dick?

Jason: Oh.

Bruce: Uh, I thought it was cool.

Jason: I don't give a fuck what you think, Bruce!

Dana: Have you ever relaxed?

Jason: Once. It made me very stressed.

[deadqueerboys]

M/n: I'm immortal! I'm the strongest man in the galaxy! I would never get on my knees for any..

Rick: Shut your mouth and suck it!

M/n: On my knees, sir!

[bingobongocheerio]

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