#Richard Ng

[fuforthought]

RIP to a true legend of Hong Kong cinema, Richard Ng. One of the kings of Chinese comedy.

[ifeelalot]

[omercifulheaves]

Winners and Sinners (1983)

[fibula-rasa]

Good faces from Wheels on Meals / 快餐車 (1984)

Director: Sammo Hung

Cinematographers: Yiu-Tsou Cheung,  Francisco Riba,  Arthur Wong

[tee-jay-666]

Red Dust (1990)

[of-fear-and-love]

Winners & Sinners (1983)

[randomrichards]

MY LUCKY STARS:

Crook helps cop friend

Find crooked cop in Japan

With bumbling buds

[abs0luteb4stard]

W a t c h i n g

看 電 影

I'm not as impressed by it. I know it's seen as a classic, but it took an hour for the real action to start.

I think Jackie and Sammo have better collaborations and individual movies.

[genkinahito]

Yes, Madam! 皇家師姐 (1985) Director: Corey Yuen

Yes, Madam!    皇家師姐　 「Wong Gaa Si Ze」 Release Date: November 20th, 1985 Duration: 98 mins. Director: Corey Yuen Writer: Barry Wong (Screenplay), Starring: Michelle Yeoh, Cynthia Rothrock, Mang Hoi, Tsui Hark, John Sham, Dick Wei, Sammo Hung, Richard Ng, Fruit Chan, Corey Yuen, IMDB In 1984, business entrepreneur Dickson Poon was looking for a way to get into movies and teamed up with Sammo Hung…

[cultfaction]

Preview- Hopping Mad: The Mr. Vampire Sequels

After the huge success of Mr. Vampire, Hong Kong audiences were desperate for more vampire-hopping action and the films’ producers were more than happy to oblige. A steady stream of jiangshi content was produced over the following years, and presented here are 4 of these classic titles from stunning new restorations. In Mr Vampire II (aka Vampire Family) an archaeologist and his students…

[justdealingwithsomeissues]

The last cover was pretty meh, but this one is freaking awesome...

[westeroswisdom]

There’s more buzz than usual about Richard Madden being cast as the next James Bond. 

James Bond fans convinced Richard Madden will be next 007 after hint

Richard Madden would not be the first GoT actor to be associated with the 007 franchise. Sean Bean (Ned Stark) and Jonathan Pryce (the High Sparrow) were both James Bond villains.

If they are seeking a new James Bond villain for Madden to go up against, they should look no further than Michael McElhatton. McElhatton portrayed Roose Bolton.

Picture McElhatton as a Putin-style dictator of a large fictional country who wants to start a nuclear war after being thwarted in his attempt to invade a neighboring country.

In the excellent 2019 miniseries Chernobyl, Michael McElhatton played the part of Soviet prosecutor Andrei Stepashin.  He would make a convincing dictator from that part of the world.

[alessandroiiidimacedonia]

Just published: "Legacy of the East and Legacy of Alexander" by Krzysztof Nawotka and Wojciechowska Agnieszka (Editors)

Good morning everyone, happy weekend, I’m Elena from Italy and thank you for being on Alessandro III di Macedonia- your source about Alexander the Great and Hellenism. Today I’d like to point out a book that I just discovered has been released and it’s one of those books that I absolutely must buy: Legacy of the East and Legacy of Alexander by Krzysztof Nawotka and Wojciechowska Agnieszka…

[jopetkasi]

yung mukha ko na gutom and at the same time galit na galit...

context:

so itago nalang naten sa pangalang Richard (yes, ikaw na kaba-bata ko na ubod ng landi!!) yung friend ko na yan naka iwan ng mobile phone sa kotse ko. hindi ko nga alam na naiwan until the phone rang and guess who was calling? "yung ex ko na hindi ko naman ex kasi pinerahan lang ako" sorry na sa haba ng adjective.

amputa! he was calling Richard not once, not twice but there were 6 missed calls while I was driving! like I was so distracted that I have to pull over and answer it.

me: yes?

ex: chard saan ka? kantutin kita!

me: drops call.

alam nyo guys, time is the ultimate truth teller no? i mean of all the places na maiiwan ng friend ko yung phone nya, sa kotse ko pa talaga and it was not even locked!

i know peeps, what i did was bad but I went through their convo and tangina talaga, during the time that the ex and I were together, they were screwing each other! and the rest of convo? boy, too graphic! it's like reading sex stories from wattpad. did I mention that I also checked the photo/video gallery? (oo sorry na, nadala ako ng galit) it was a fucking revelation! the friend who claims to be a fucking top was a power bottom himself and did a lot of acrobatic stunts in bed.

if ever the ex and the friend have only fans or a telegram account, I will subscribe, seriously. they both do wonders.

consumed by anger i wanted to make sugod sa house ni Richard. yung kakaladkarin ko sya palabas ng bahay nila tapos ending sampalang matinde?

pero siempre di ko ginawa. kaka nood ko yan ng tagalog movies eh.

so i went home and took a shower. a friend suggested taking a long hot bath when one is angry just to release whatever tension is possessing you.

it worked. it calmed my nerves. it got me thinking.

past 9pm i drove to Richard's house and handed him his phone.

me: i know, richard. i know everything.

richard: i am really sorry, jopet. i did not mean to hurt you.

me: you lost not only a friend but a brother. please huwag kana magpakita sa akin.

.....and that is how you end a friendship that lasted more than twenty years.

[grandeoatmilklatte]

All Hallows Eve 👻

Jumping on the Jackdaw smut train here. Ever since @greedyforgarreth wrote her Jackdaw smut I've been thirsting hard for this damn ghost. 😭 But honestly as a certified spooky girl™️ it was only a matter of time before I started thirsting after ghosts. This one is for you darling hope you like it! 😘 @ask-richard-jackdaw

Also yes, I know it's July, but Halloween is the next big commercial holiday so it's basically Halloween season now. Sorry, I don't make the rules.

All Hallow's Eve - Richard Jackdaw x House Neutral F!MC

Summary: MC summons Jackdaw for some Halloween activities - 1.5k words

Warnings: Smut!/NSFW/18+!, MC is aged up and in 7th year!, Spectrophilia, mentions of voyuerism, f!nger!ng, she has sexy time with a ghost lol

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“The veil is always thinnest on All Hallows Eve” MC always heard people say, both in the muggle and wizarding worlds.  On this night, it was said that it was easier for things from the other side to pass over, and it was easier for those things to interact and communicate with living beings. MC was eager to test this theory out tonight. 

Everything was ready. Her candles were lit and arranged around her in a circle, as she sat cross legged in the middle. The room was dark, the candles being the only light, and she was wearing her robe with the hood up. In front of her was a worn out spirit board and a small jar of dirt obtained from his final resting place. It was what she planned to use to summon him. 

She took a deep breath and placed her hands on the planchette before reciting the mantra needed to start this session. “Spirit, I’m opening the door to thee, on this All Hallows Eve, please speak to me.” She repeated this two more times, waiting a moment before she asked her first question. “Are you here?” Her eyes darted around the room. The planchette immediately moved to the “yes” position. A smile formed on her face. 

Just then, Richard Jackdaw floated down from the ceiling. “Darling, you know you don’t have to do all this, right? You can just call out to me, you know I’ll come to you right away.” His voice was sweet and gentle. 

MC ripped off the hood of her robe and sighed. “I know! But this is fun! It’s Halloween! It’s spooky!” She replied excitedly. “I’m sorry, I know it’s silly, I’m just nervous.” She stared up at his ghostly figure. He could see the nervousness in her eyes. It was strange for him to feel this way, but he was feeling nervous too. 

MC blew out the candles and restored the room to its normal state - her bedroom in the Room of Requirement. Once the room was restored, MC sat on the edge of the bed staring at Richard. It wasn’t until that moment that he got a better look at what she was wearing, or rather, what she wasn’t wearing. Under her robe peaked a lacy set of black lingerie. She undid her robe and sat back on her arms, Richard taking in her beauty. 

This wasn’t the first time he had seen her in this level of undress. They actually spent time like this quite frequently since they started this little rendezvous in her 7th year. He always found her fascinating, her confident and adventurous attitude impressing him ever since they met in her 5th year. It was only recently however that they found themselves having romantic feelings towards one another, as confusing as that was for them to admit to each other. Had he been alive, he would have swooped her off her feet by now. But he couldn’t. So they did what they could. 

He’d watch her, encouraging her as she came undone under her own hands. He was unable to really touch her, his only contribution outside of his words being the freezing cold air he provided her whenever any part of his body touched hers. It felt good for a brief period of time, but it was never enough. Tonight was supposed to be different, though. Supposedly, they could both actually feel each other, the whole “veil is thin” theory. He tried to innocently ask the other ghosts in the school if this was actually possible, but none of them cared enough to interact with the living to know for sure. So there was only one way to find out. 

“Oh darling! Look at you! You’re the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.” Richard eyed her body. No matter how many times he stared, he was always mesmerized by her. “Are you ready, my love?”

MC gave Richard a soft smile before she beckoned him towards her. He floated over to her and placed each hand on her shoulders over the straps of her bra, before he leaned in, his lips meeting hers for the first time. MC gasped. “I…I still feel the cold, but I also feel a bit of pressure. Almost like instead of being touched with cold air I’m being touched with a piece of ice. Still cold, but I do feel something. I can feel your lips and fingers, but the feeling is just very light, even when you apply pressure” She smiled up at him. “I can feel the same, but instead of cold you feel warm. Remember, we can stop at any time if it gets too much” He smiled back at her, and she nodded. With the confirmation that there was at least something they could feel, he removed her bra and panties, shivers running up her spine the whole time, which she ignored. Once she was fully undressed, she moved herself backwards on the bed so that her legs could rest on the bed before she spread them, wetness already present between her folds. He positioned himself hovering over her.

His hands navigated down her body, his one hand coming between her thighs as he began to rub hard and fast circles into her clit. She let out a soft moan, her eyes locked on Richard. She tried not to focus on how cold she was, letting the pleasure she was feeling overtake her, her moans getting more frequent. “You’re doing so well, my dear. I’m sorry it feels so cold, but you’re taking it so well.” He was well aware that his voice had an effect on her, and if he couldn’t do anything else, at least he could bring her to orgasm with his words. “You’re being such a good girl for me. You look so beautiful moaning for me.” 

MC was breathless when she spoke. “I want more! Please!.” Her voice was soft and the look in her eyes was desperate. Her teeth were practically chattering, but he couldn’t deny her, not when he was finally making her fall apart in his cold ghostly hands. “Oh darling, I know this might be hard, but would it be alright if I slid my fingers into that pretty little hole of yours?” He felt naughty asking that of her. He had never spoken to a woman like this before, always preferring to be a gentleman to the women he courted while he was alive. But MC brought this naughty side out of him, and he loved it, and he knew she did too. 

MC nodded as she watched his fingers pass through her entrance, she could still see them, but she was immediately hit with that freezing cold pressure once again. She let out a loud moan. ”Oh Richard! It feels so cold but it feels so good! Please don’t stop!” The combination of the coldness of his fingers in contrast with the heat she was starting to feel from her impending orgasm was strange, but she was enjoying it. Her moans were so loud they could have been mistaken for screams. He pumped his fingers into her hard, knowing she was only feeling a fraction of that pressure. He could feel an ever so slight squeeze around his fingers, and although he had never experienced that before, he could tell from the way she was breathing and the way her body arched that she was close to an orgasm, having watched her have one multiple times before.

“I know you’re almost there, come on, darling!” Their eyes were locked on each other, both of them refusing to break eye contact.

MC let out a long drawn out moan as her orgasm hit her. He waited a moment before pulling his fingers out of her, not wanting to subject her to that cold feeling any longer. He didn’t feel much of anything on his fingers in terms of an orgasm, but he knew she got there, her movements, noises, and her increased wetness being telltale signs of it. 

Once she had come down from her orgasm, she made herself comfortable on the bed, wrapping herself in her thick blanket to warm up and scooting over so that he had a spot to lay, or rather hover over. He joined her on the bed as he always did after an evening together. They lay facing each other, staring at each other. For the first time that night, MC leaned in and kissed Richard, his lips giving her a cold kiss in return. He would never understand how she could love someone like this, someone she could never have a life with, but somehow she did. And he loved her. They both knew this couldn’t last forever, but they were enjoying it while they could. He watched her as her eyes started to droop, tiredness clear on her face. 

“You should get to bed darling. The night is almost over. Everything will be back to normal tomorrow.” He felt heartache saying this, despite not having a beating heart.

“You’re right.” She let out a yawn. “I love you, Richard.” She said sleepily. “I love you too, MC.” He leaned in for one last cold kiss, the two of them savoring each other’s lips before she closed her eyes. He waited until her breathing turned soft before he floated away. “Happy Halloween, my love.”

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[lewis-winters]

'di niyo lang nakikita, kasi nga gusto niyang panukalain sa mundo na marunong siya magtimpi ng sarili niyang damdamin, ngunit sinasabi ko sa inyo, madalas kiligin 'yang si richard winters kapag naririnig niya ang pagkatapat na loob ni lewis nixon sa kanya.

tingnan niyo 'tong mga ngiti na 'to:

tangina, kinilig ka, bakla????

o, isa pa, kung gusto niyo pa ng patibay-- tingnan niyo pagmumukha ng mokong na 'to. sayang saya na hihiwalayan si lewis ng asawa niya.

ngiting tagumpay!! nangagaw ng asawa!

hindot ka talaga, richard.