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i have a folder on my computer called "Hold Him Gently" and it's just vegeta
#someone bully me#goku#vegeta#kakarot#kakavege#dragon ball#dragon ball z#dragon ball super#dragon ball super broly#dragon ball movie#fusion reborn#return of cooler#goku black saga#dragon ball super manga#ressurection f#res f#buu saga#if anyone has more#please add them
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DBZ Theory Frieza's True Form
Here's a new one theory that I've been ruminating about for a few weeks. Let me be upfront, this actually a theory about Frieza's BIOLOGY, how does his species's Transformations work.
One lingering questions has been, which of Frieza's forms was he born in? Was it his "Fourth Form" (the white purple version) and then he shifted down to the "First Form" (small pink with horns)? Or Vice-versa?
[Personal note - I've always considered Freiza as having only 3 forms. I view Big Pink w/Horns as just an extension of Small Pink w/Horns. But I'm not here to convince anyone of that.]
Before I get to my main point, let me explain something else I discovered that let me to my current theory.
Let's talk about Cell, Dr. Gero's Ultimate Life-form. Cell is a mixture of the Z warriors, plus Frieza's species, too. Cell actually exhibits a few traits that were hard to place, for instance his regenerative abilities.
We always assumed that his capacity to regenerate from just a clump of tissue was a supercharged version of Piccolo's ability to regrow his limbs. But Piccolo has a clear limit that his head has to be undamaged. Why doesn't that affect Cell?
As I was watching The Return of Cooler for the first time, I saw that Cooler survived as just a head. Then I remembered Frieza survived the explosion of Namek despite massive head trauma. And in Resurrection F, Frieza survived as a a bunch of chunks of meat, including is head in several pieces.
That's where it comes from!
Cell can regenerate his head because the Ice Demons doesn't need a complete head to survive. (That raises the question of where is the Ice Demon consciousness is located, but that's a question for another time.)
Anyway, recently I was rewatching the Cell Saga and I noticed a particular ability that Cell has but no one ever seems to talk about. Cell is actually from the future and he traveled back in time, but to do so he reverted himself back into an Egg.
What a strange, random ability for Cell to have. Saiyans and Namekians can't do that, I'm pretty sure. It could only come from the Ice Demons! That's it!
Freiza's species can probably go up and down on their transformations.
It doesn't really matter which is actually their first form, but I'd have to guess Freiza born in the Small Pink w/ Horns form, since his transformations are more like an insect's metamorphosis, rather than transformations like a Saiyan.
But I imagine, they mainly go up on their transformation scale, because it comes with a great boost in power. Shifting down leaves the Ice Demons more vulnerable since it greatly limits their power levels. (That's why Cell reverted into an Egg - to hide his power level)
It's probably a leftover survival mechanism... like if the environment is not suitable for their needs they can revert into an egg. Or if they can't find a mate. It's kinda like Hibernation for them. There are some species of crustaceans that can control their metamorphosis, even staying in the "adolescent" stages for a long time. Frieza felt no need to metamorphosis to increase his survival rate until he fought on Namek.
It's likely the small and smooth form is supposed to be the "Adult" form of the Ice Demons. (It does raise some questions about Cooler's forms and Kuriza, but those are best left for another time)
In summation, my theory is that Freiza's true form is likely the White and Purple "Fourth" Form. It's what I believe his biology was ratcheting up towards. It is his Adult form. But if he ever needed to, Frieza could revert back into his "first form" or possibly all the way back into an Egg. (Not that he'll ever need to do that.)
#dbz#dbz theory#dragonball z#dragon ball z#Frieza#Freezer#Cell#Transformation#Metamorphosis#Anime#Dragonball Super#Roy-DCM2#Ice Demon#Cooler#Koola#Ressurection F#Ice Demons
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I DID IT AGAAAAAAAAIN
I AM A GIRLBOSS I AM A WAR CRIMINAL I AM A LUNATIC I AM CLINICALLY INSANE AND THE NEXT VIRGIN MARY AND I AM NEVER GOING TO DIE
#HOLY SHIT#fear and hunger#funger#the true god of fear and hunger#f&h#fnh#fear and hunger darce#darce cataliss#d'arce#d'arce cataliss#d'arce fear and hunger#bbg#nooooo dont ressurect him youre so sexy haha
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man said "💅 buckle up babygirl u boutta die mad and ugly"
#I had a thought and was too lazy and unwilling to post artwork to draw it#so I did this instead#Ressurection F Abridged Style#god super has just been so fucking good so far I'm so sorry I slept on this#I usually don't watch the movies because I hate their characterizations but the movies Toriyama's written ?? BotG and RF??? Chefs Kiss#actually I really liked the OVA too it was goofy and dumb and fun but idk if that counts as a film#not gonna tag it just gonna put it here for me because I'm laughing at my own dialogue#rEALLY underestimated how much I'd enjoy Freeza coming back#dbtag
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I need to know this lip colour sooo badly I’m obsessed
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OKOKOKOK!!!!! IM DOING OKAY still coping with my sister's death. AND STUFF!!! :3
is there ANYTHING AT ALL i can help with!!!! ^_^!!!!! U SEEM COOL!!!!
-🍬 (they/them) (vro.. trust me .. they'll be fine..)
“ I don't think I'm in need of assistance right now... I'll let you know when I am, though.
Stay safe when you get home. ”
#{ 🏥 — divine ressurection ; ic }#{ 🔷 — the doctor answers. }#phighting rp blog#phighting rp#🪽 // added that last part becahse ....heh....iA dotnwwant them to DIE AAAH AHAHAH ABDD D......snnd f
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Nonblacks in fandoms are literally brainwired to not care about black characters.When it comes to Disney Princess ship aus it's always Ariel and Eric or Rapunzel and Eugune but never Tiana and Naveen or Brandy's Cinderella and Paolo's Prince Charming.Hazel is a trio with Nico and Percy but is always replaced with Jason for 'The Big Three Boys' despite Percy being closer to her and Jason only becoming friends with Nico being used as a pity case for him by witnessing him being force outed and is defanged even though she's on par with Percy and her design whitefeminized because Pjo fans can't comprehend black girl features as feminine.Allura was the only good part of Voltron but she was bashed for daring to be the love of the lives of the two fan fave male characters instead of them realizing they only 'think' they hate eachother and applied every misogynoir stereotype to her under the guise of progressiveness
Duke is forgotten as a Batkid,Robin and Batboy based off a requirement rule that's never been said in canon or even joked about by official sources and Kory and Tam are shoved out of their romantic narratives with Dick and Tim to fit the 'redheads and blondes' rule even though Dick's dated more black women than redheads and Tim's first girlfriend dyed her hair blonde because she thought that's why he liked Stephanie more and he made a twisted expression of horror as his thought box said 'I...hate it'.Luz has her blackness invalidated almost always by NONblacks only,Gus is a canon black4brown mlm in a teenage romcom-esque ship but Toh fans ignore him and Mattholomule to obsses over Hunter and Edric as they 'roast' Huntlow too when Edric might as well not exist in comparison to Willow's depth and abundance of screentime,Camila was never given a chance and branded an abusive mom or spicy latina armcandy for Eda and Darius gets jackshit despite Hunter's whole ass entire dad and having a canon backstory with Eda,Raine and Lilith as classmates
Gumlee and Bubbline have much less content than completely noncanonical white gay ships and even after we saw Elise Marceline still wasn't popularly drawn black as human despite her being confirmation for Marcie and by extention Marsh being biracial.Oscar is said to have no personality by the same people who run blogs dedicated to fucking JAUNE AND SUN and his importance to Ruby downplayed for a mean white girl who bullied her for being a younger autistic girl and Emerald is easily the most deep and prettiest antagonist but hardly anybody hardcore stans her or ships her even including Mercury
Miles has zero crossover genres and i mean GENRES a la Rise of the Brave Tangled Dragons not the occasional one-off fanart and niche fic despite everything about Spiderverse being prime crossover material especially now that we have Atsv yet Danny F/P gets in on all of them including being JASON'S COUNTERPART when MILES is exactly like him while Danny's literally just ghost-themed and has nothing in common with Jason including being different flavors of deaths and ressurections and Margo is made out to be a desperate loser over Miles even though he showed even MORE more interest in HER and Hobie is passiveaggressively turned into Gwen's 'canon brother figure' despite the FIRST thing we learned about him is that they were gonna be a thing and it made it into the final project as confirmed by the creators who said the viewers can choose if they were dating or not and Jessica did nothing but be a good adoptive mom to Gwen after her cop dad kicked her out,have chemistry with Miguel,her own inner turmoil too and serve cunt and y'all either hated or ignored her for it BECAUSE she's a black woman but not a m*mmy or a minstrel show,don't even lie
And they notice NONE of this despite it happening every.fucking.time.They never prioritize or treasure black people in their lives if they even have any and they smacktalk black celebrities for the same reason they worship nonblack ones too.They make a mockery of black culture with butchered aave and whitewashed black aesthetics and calling our food disgusting and our romantic tactics inherently perverted(see the oversexualization of 'babygirl' when just means 'sweet black girl' and is meant to be comforting and can even be used platonically by older male relatives).They don't see color.They don't see us at all.They deliberately turn a blind eye to all the nonstop microagression they do towards our representation which they've NEVER limited to fictional characters-see how every black actor ever gets harrased!!!-yet act all 'woke' because they unlearned queerphobia and ableism.Yeah?Unlearn THIS propaganda too snowroaches
#antiblackness#tianaveen#brandy tag#hazel levesque#nico di angelo#percy jackson#allura#legitallurance#kallura#duke thomas#koriand'r#tam fox#dick grayson#tim drake#stephanie brown#bernard dowd#luz noceda#gustholomule#camila noceda#darius deamonne#adventure time#oscar pine#emerald sustrai#miles morales#jason todd#flowerbyte#ghostpunk#black gwen stacy#jessica drew#summerposting
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Astarion Headcanons
Masterlist
Inbox is open for requests.
General Headcanons
Settling Down together after the game events
Bigger Tav x Astarion
Nightmares
Astarion makes a wedding dress for Tav
Astarion having sensitive ears
Dancing Headcanon
Ressurected Astarion Part 1
Ressurected Astarion Part 2
Astarion's twin brother
Widower Astarion
Tav is a cat owner
Astarion Can Purr Headcanons
Astarion x Big-Breasted Tav
Astarion and you are going to the Lliira's Night Festival
Astarion Pre-vampirism HCs
Astariox x Big\Soft tummied Tav
Taking care of their sick partner
Unromanced Astarion
SA victim Tav
M!Tav CSA victim
Dadstarion Headcanons
Boy Dad Astarion
Pregnant Tav
Astarion has a kid with Gnome!Tav
Astarion's half-elf daughter
Batstarion Headcanons
Batstarion
Batstarion is learning how to fly
Giving bath to Batstarion
NSFW Headcanons
Astarion x Big-Breasted Tav NSFW
Astarion x Small-Breasted Tav NSFW
Bigger Tav x Astarion NSFW
Batstarion Naughty Headcanons
Astarion x Tiefling!Tav (NSFW)
Astarion x Wizard!Tav NSFW
Astarion x Rogue!Tav NSFW
Astarion x Drow!Tav NSFW
Astarion x Changeling!Tav NSFW
Astarion x f!Gnome!Tav NSFW
Astarion x Tav With Health Related Conditions
Astarion x Autistic!Tav
Astarion x Blind!Tav
Astarion x Chronic Pain!Tav
Astarion x Mute Tav
Astarion x Tav Who Has to Cover Her Face
Astarion x Depressed!Tav
Astarion x Anxiety Disorder!Tav
Astarion x Chronically ill !Tav
Astarion x Deaf!Tav
Tiefling Tav with Ehlers-Danlos syndrome Astarion x Tav with Raunaud Syndrome
Astarion x Tav with Auditory Processing Disorder
Astarion x Custom Race!Tav Headcanons
Astarion x Tiefling!Tav
Astarion x Mephistopheles!Tiefling!Tav
Astarion x Dragonborn!Tav
Astarion x High Elf! Tav
Astarion x Gnome!Tav
Astarion x Dhampir!Tav
Astarion x f!Drow!Tav
Astarion x m!Drow!Tav
Astarion x Drider!Tav
Astarion x Half-Orc!Tav
Astarion x Wood Elf!Tav
Astarion x Curvy F!Human Tav
Astarion x Werewolf!Tav
Astarion x Changeling!Tav p.1
Astarion x Changeling!Tav p.2
Astarion x Changeling!Tav p.3
Astarion x Protector Aasimar!Tav
Astarion x Scourge Aasiamar!Tav
Astarion x Fallen Aasimar!Tav
Astarion x Eladrin!Tav
Astarion x Gur!Tav
Astarion x Fire Genasi Tav
Astarion x Gith!Tav
Astarion x Custom Class!Tav Headcanons
Astarion x Barbarian!Tav
Astarion x Wizard!Tav
Astarion x Bard!Tav
Astarion x Druid!Tav
Astarion x Spore Circle Druid!Tav
Astarion x Ranger!Tav
Astarion x Drakewarden!Tav (Ranger subclass)
Astarion x Cleric of Selûne! Tav
Astarion x Cleric of Latander!Tav
Astarion x Cleric of Bahamuth!Tav
Astarion x Rogue!Tav
Astarion x Monk!Tav
Astarion x Draconic Bloodline Sorcerer!Tav
Astarion x Shadow Sorcerer!Tav
Astarion x Blood Hunter!Tav
Astarion x Archfey Warlock!Tav (Patron Niitra Siotta)
Astarion x The Great Old One Warlock!Tav (Patron Zargon)
Astarion x Fighter!Tav
Astarion x Paladin of Ilmater!Tav
Astarion x Artificer!Tav
Astarion x Custom Background!Tav Headcanons
Astarion x Noble!Tav
Astarion x Noble Elf!Tav
Astarion x Pirate!Tav
Astarion x Feylost!Tav
Astarion x Durge
Astarion x Redeemed Durge
Astarion x Evil Durge
#astarion#baldur's gate 3#bg3 astarion#astarion romance#bg3#astarion bg3#astarion headcanon#baldurs gate 3#astarion headcanons#astarion x tav#astarion x f!tav#dadstarion#astarion being a dad#tav x astarion#spacebarbarian headcanon#astarion x gn!tav#astarion x gn reader#astarion x reader#dnd#baldurs gate astarion#astarion ancunin#astarion baldurs gate#astarion brainrot#astarion fanfic#astarion fanfiction#astarion fluff#astarion imagine#astarion smut#astarion x female reader#tiriel of the sunset mountains
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The girls have ceased the fighting. A momentous occasion for all. war is over.
Part 14/ ???
< previous || next >
Cato Sicarius x F!Reader
CW: Depictions of a panic attack, Violence / brotherly stabbing, mentions of sex
Summary: Ambassador handles getting caught with a boy by Dad SUPER well.
word count: 2,089
You sit in silence across from Guilliman in the thunderhawk, flanked on either side by Gallan and Brutus, the other space marines who were guarding you.
You try really hard to count the little lines on the textured metal floor, focusing on not having a panic attack and not throwing up as your stomach does terrified back flips. Every time you look up and see Guilliman's cold, disappointment stare, you feel like ice water has been dumped over you and your mind resets into a panicked static.
Eventually, Guilliman speaks, but not to you. “Where even were you two? I sent three of you for a reason.” He asked Gallan and Brutus. They share a look, expressions unreadable under their helmets. “We didn't want to crowd out the ball room.” Gallan says. “We were securing the parameter instead, my lord.” Adds Brutus.
Guilliman frowns and grunts a tired noise. “I suppose you couldn't possibly predict… that.” He says, rubbing his temple. He looks at you again. “Well? Are you ready to explain what in my father's name that was about?” He says in a calm but stern tone.
You swallow hard and start doing grounding techniques, counting up and down your fingers as you tap them, trying not to cry. You couldn't stand disappointing the primarch. He'd been like a father to you since you started working for him, he was always so kind and patient- and you failed him.
He sighs, spotting the familiar sight of you trying to de-escalate a panic attack. He switches places with Gallan to sit next to you, and wraps an arm around your shoulder, pulling you to him and rubbing your arm. “There, there, I'm not that mad. No need to get in a tizzy, little one.” He says in a more soothing voice.
She sniffle back tears, looking up at him, lip quivering. “I- I'm sorry, my lord.” You squeak. He frowns a bit, ruffling your hair. “You're okay, ambassador. Everyone has off days. Can you please just help me understand why Titus and Cato were bare knuckle brawling in the mud on your forced vacation?” He asks, a little exasperated.
You swallow again, heart stuttering with cold fear at having to face this. You have to tell him what you and Cato have done. Have been doing. You take a few deep breaths as the Lord Reagent rubs soothing circles on your back.
“Promise you won't murder anyone?” You squeak.
He frowns. “…I promise…” he says, turning his head to side eye you a bit. “But this does not give me confidence…”
You frown and hold up a pinky.
He blinks, then laughs and shakes his head, trying to wrap his massive pinky with yours. “You are ridiculous sometimes, little one. I pinky promise no one will die over whatever you tell me.” he chuckles tiredly, squeezing your shoulders.
You let out a nervous breath. “Okay… well…” you look at your hands, fidgeting in your lap, trying to barrel through the cold fear.
“Captain Sicarius and I… well, I was going to ask you about it when I got home…” you start nervously. “But we… well, we're… together…” you manage to force out.
Guilliman blinks, expression unchanged. “I'm sorry my dear, I must be losing some of my hearing in my time-coma-ressurected body. I thought-” he chuckles nervously, “-I thought you just implied you were romantically involved with Cato Sicarius.” he says, smiling with a touch of desperate denial.
You grimace, bracing yourself a bit as you quietly wait for him to process.
He silently maintains the forced smile, lower eyelid twitching.
“Ah.” He finally says. He stands, walks to the door for the cargo hold, opens the door, and walks inside, and closes it behind him.
The only sound was engine noise and slight rattles of the ship as you, Gallan and Brutus sit in deafening silence for a few minutes.
He re-emerges maybe ten minutes later, face a forced mask a neutrality.
“What are the… ramifications of a broken pinky promise again?” He asks in a strained voice.
You tear up immediately, lip quivering, “Sir! You promised! No killing anyone!” You sob, sniffling.
His jaw muscle twitches, neck straining as he grinds his teeth, and he turns and returns to the cargo hold a few more minutes. This time, there’s the sound of the hull being dented by Ceramite armor a few times.
He returns again, more collected, and sits next to you again. You are shaking with quiet tears, going through every worse case scenario of your new sort-of-boyfriend being shred into confetti by his father.
He sighs, pulling out a handkerchief from his armor that you're pretty sure he keeps just for you, dabbing your cheeks and rubbing your back with his other hand. You take the handkerchief and dry your eyes, sniffling sad little huffs.
“So.” He says, “How… long? And how serious?” He asks, resigned.
You sniffle, looking up at him sadly. “S-Since that first assignment we went on. And… I think p-pretty serious… I was going to ask you for your blessing, when I got back, and Cato wanted that…” you rasp through a tear thick voice.
He sighs a long, drawn breath. “…I… need to think about this.” He says softly. “I'm not saying no. But this is… a lot.”
You swallow hard and nod. “Um, th-they were fighting because… well honestly I think they just hate eachother for starters. But, Titus said I can't consent to dating an Astartes cause I'm dumb, and Cato called him jealous, and- well, it happened so fast…” you say with a frown.
Guilliman grimaces, furrowing his brow. “Wait, Titus called you dumb…?”
You roll your eyes. “Ok, he said I'm like, not intelligent enough biologically, cause Astartes brains are better, but… I mean, same difference.”
Guilliman lets out a tired chuckle, shaking his head. “What has gotten into my sons lately…?” He sighs.
“I won't hurt Cato, but I will need to talk to him. If it was any other two astartes and mortals, I wouldn't do this, but… I'll think about it.” He finally says. “Only think, no promises.” He adds.
You sniffle a little, giving a small smile. “Thank you, sir.” You say in a soft, tired voice, leaning against his side.
He sighs and pets your hair. “You bring such chaos with you sometimes for such a nervous, orderly mortal, little one.” He chuckles.
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Cato and Titus sit at either side of a table back at the dining hall, arms crossed and staring away from each other. Their bruises and scrapes have already healed completely, leaving them merely covered in dried blood and mud.
Cato was seething, glaring out a window, while Titus tried to bore a hole into the table with his stare.
Cato glanced at him. “…this is your fault.” He grumbled.
Titus didn't look up.
“If you'd just left the Ambassador and I be, and not thrown a sucker punch like a child, we'd be fine.” He continued, looking back outside.
Titus leaned forward and put his head in his hand, anxiously running his hands over his short hair.
Cato watched him a moment. “…that's why your hairline’s receding you know.” He mumbles.
Titus shoots him a look and Cato puts his hands up defensively before they go back to their respective sulking.
A nervous waiter comes and places two cups of recaff in front of them. “Your Kaffe, sirs…” he says politely. “Made from special beans grown in our mountains, like plant grown recaffe-” The waiter stops his spiel when they give him a warning look and scurries away.
Titus goes back to nervously preening his hair, and Cato takes a sip of the drink and scrunches his nose.
“Eugh.” He huffs under his breath.
Titus stops his fidgeting and raises an eyebrow, then takes a sip of his own drink. He scrunches his face as well.
“Eugh.” He agrees.
“Plants aren't meant to make recaff.” Cato mumbles, pushing his cup aside.
Titus tests another sip and follows suit, shivering at the unpleasant taste.
“What's wrong with regular recaff? Why make it from beans?” He grumbles.
They sat looking out the window in silence a few minutes before Titus grumbled again.
“…You're a shit dancer.” He says, still looking away.
Cato snaps his head to him with a what the fuck dude face, and Titus shrugs and holds his hands up.
“What? You are. You looked like a robot. The Ambassador had to carry you through the whole thing.” He retorts defensively.
Cato gives him an incredulous stare for a minute. “You wanna try?” He says dryly, gesturing toward the dance hall.
Titus chuckles, “Don't be sensitive, it's constructive criticism-”
Cato laughs incredulously, “You want constructive criticism? How about if you sucker punch your Captain, you don't fucking miss.” he says through a dry laugh, shaking his head.
Titus scoffs, “I didn't miss-”
Cato barks a small laugh, “Oh? You were aiming for air and accidentally his my jaw?”
Titus laughs properly now, “Oh, fuck you-” he chuckles.
“Fuck me?” Cato says, picking up a steak knife and pointing it toward Titus, but still laughing a little at the absurdity of it all. “How about fuck you, you're the one who started a fight because I caught you checking out my girlfriend for like, the 10th time.”
Titus scoffs again, “I was not- put the knife down Cato you're not going to stab me-” he chuckles, the insanity of the day wearing on him now too.
“Oh? I'm not?” Cato says wryly. “I think I'm earned one, since you were staring at my girlfriends ass and then sucker punched me over it” he says, raising a brow and turning his head a bit, holding the knife a bit higher.
Titus was giving him a look. “Cato, really?”
Cato raised his brow and tilted his head a bit more in a go on, try me gesture.
“Emperor's balls Cato you're not going to- AH! FUCK-” He jumped as the small knife flung into his arm.
He started laughing hard, pulling the knife out, the wound almost immediately starting to close. “You little shit-” he laughed hard enough tears started forming in his eyes.
Cato laughed the same, putting his head in his hand on the table, then jolted when the knife flung into his arm instead, “FUCK- No! Hey! Unfair, I was owed a free one!” He laughs, pulling it out of his arm.
They both double over a bit laughing until they are weak. The anxiety and anger and absolute disbelief that they were caught fist fighting over a woman by their genefather wearing on their raw nerves.
“You're such an asshole.” Titus chuckles, wiping a tear from his eye.
“And You're a massive dick- oh yeah, what the hell was that about her being to unevevolved?” Cato chuckles back.
Titus pouts, “Okay I did not say that, you said that, and it made her think I said that-”
“No, no you definitely were saying something along the lines of her being too monkey brain to date me.” Cato retorts, shaking a finger at him.
Titus pouts harder, crossing his arms. “You're making me sound bad on purpose, asshole.”
Cato chuckles and shakes his head, “Don't give me that, I'm not the one implying she's some child with no capacity to make her own choices.”
Titus stares angrily out the window, huffing. “Not as bad as, wait, how did you get here?” He asks, raising a brow as Cato stops laughing and pouts himself. “Did you hijack a ship?” He asks, starting to chuckle again.
“I can't hijack my own ship.” He grumbles, crossing his arms.
Titus laughs again, “you fucking didn't— you just got on your ship and left? Didn't tell Guilliman??”
Cato slumps in his chair, pouting harder. “You're a dick.” He grumbled as Titus laughed again.
Titus jumps again as a fork now finds its home in his pec. “Fuckin- stop that!” He laughs as Cato joins in with a chuckle again.
The waiter walks towards them, sees Titus pull a fork from his muscle, and turns on his heel without missing a beat, making both of them melt into cackling again.
“We're really fucked.” Cato says through manic giggling.
“We're so fucked.” Titus agrees, trying to catch his breath. “How do we even ‘find our own ride home?’”
Cato clears his throat and sighs a laugh, “I hijack a second ship…?” He says with a wry smile, making Titus devolve into another laughing fit.
#they sound like bostonian siblings fighting bc i can only write what i know#once shot myself with an airsoft gun bc my dad implied if i did i could shoot my brother with it and they didnt think i would#'youre not going to shoot yourself just to shoot me'- brother who was shot#wh40k#warhammer 40k#cato sicarius#my work#cato sicarius x reader#cato x diplomat fic#wh40k fanfic#cato sicarius x f!reader
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Terrible news gang after the passing of Toriyama sensei my DBZ brainrot is back
#I'm still mad at tumblr but I needed to say this#RIP to a legend#The MVP the OG the man who made me want to tell stories safe travels#I've been delving into Super after not wanting to deal with it but I'm actually enjoying it a lot#I saw BotG when it first came out and I thought it was fun but I saw Ressurection F lately and that gave me some real good brain scratchies#Not exactly what I wanted but you know what it was fun and I waited 25 years to see Vegeta beat the tail off that bitch so I'm good#I know he comes back but this was nice for me this was a nice thing to come back to after all these years away#not promising art or content still very mad at tumblr#just an update I miss Toriyama already and I'll miss his interviews that piss off half the fandom and make the other half scream-laugh#good times...end of an era rip sir you were one in a billion#Fun Fact: If you've known me a long time you know my Big Three Blorbos are Magneto Vegeta and Ganondorf and I tell people#It's because they're the same character under slightly different circumstances#A lot of my NabsGan writing came out of shipping Vegebul and I personally think it shows lol#dbtag
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My friend drew Florence in class, haha ♥️🌙
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Group F, Round 5
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John Gaius, The Emperor Undying, God
Gaslight: When he resurrected his best friends he took away all their memories and gave them new names. He never reveals to them that he was the one who killed everyone on earth in the first place. He really plays up the "benevolent God" act Gatekeep: As a God, everyone is vying for his Favour and he is the one who gets to decide who gets it. He also doesnt share his knowledge of how to become immortal without killing your best friend. Girlboss: Literally made himself God. Never strayed from his ten thousand year old plan of Revenge. Rules an entire solar system and is colonizing more.
Jod is a frequent gaslight and gatekeep, however he falls more under the girlflop the girlboss. All of his plans go wrong but goddamn if he's not trying. Horrible ideas from an even worse person. Whent above gasligting and just straight up wiped his friends memories. Gatekeeping the knowledge of the universe. Had a child he didn't know about for 18 years and only found out cause she showed up dead(she's fine now(mostly)), girlboss move. Had a threesome with two of the gaslit friends, this would be less gross if he wasn't middle-aged. Gatekeeping the planets(I cannot explain this one). Ressurected humanity but also killed a lot of cows(girlboss). Put the soul of the earth in a woman and then put her in prison(but not before killing half of the amigos). Anticaptalist, bisexual, father. He has babygirl energy
Killed entirety of humanity and the whole solar system save a handful of billionaires and their victims, then resurrected the sun and a select handful of humans, wiped their memories, and established a religion in which he is god for over ten thousand years. Also an ex-tumblrina (probably) and goth twitch streamer (definitely).
Killed almost all of humanity, the sun and the solar system and then resurrected some of them deliberately without their memories and didn’t tell them that he killed them in the first place, and also told them that he was god. Renamed his friends after killing and resurrecting them. Set up imbalanced and toxic power dynamics among his inner circle that led to half of them either killing themselves or being killed by the other in each pair in order for half the group to become immortal saints, something he didn’t tell them wasn’t actually necessary to reach that sort of state. Lied to the surviving friends about why the ghosts of the planets in the solar system were hunting them, he told them they were after all of them because of the way they’d become saints which meant they could never go home, but they were actually only ever after him. Also because of this lie he was able to manipulate them into fighting the ghosts and dying in the process, saying that they would kill him which would destroy the sun, when actually they couldn’t kill him and also the ghosts were after just him so everybody would be fine if they just stopped hanging out with him (this is true in a LOT of senses actually). When he decided to get new immortal saints he specifically asked for the heirs of the houses, who were mostly younger in the 16-22 range and therefore easy to manipulate especially after killing their best friend (again, he knows that isn’t necessary and is asking it of a group of teens/young adults). When one of the people who was successful appears to have done it wrong, he pretends to be a mentor or father figure to her face (knowing that that is something extremely important to her) while having one of his surviving original friends try to kill her without her knowing he was behind that. On the girlboss front, I think he kinda thinks he’s a girlboss more than he actually is one, but he’s so good at the gaslight bit he’ll have you believing that too.
Goncharov
He spends the entire film lying to and manipulating as many people as possible to achieve his ultimate goal (Katya is an obvious example; her having enough of that is a driving force behind their breaking relationship), and also including himself (insisting that he doesn't like Andrey when they're basically about to kiss anytime they're on screen). Also Gaslight Gatekeep Goncharov amiright
#round 5#group f#the locked tomb#tlt#nona the ninth#john gaius#jod#Gideon the ninth#goncharov#unreality#goncharov 1973
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Can Ladybug and Cat Noir defeat Base Cabba?
Hmmm.
That’s a potential that they could. But it’s like Absolutely minuscule.
Like .000000000000000000000001% chance. And thats making the assumption that Cataclysm is a surefire kill. And can’t be resisted like Destruction energy.
With Chat noir and Ladybug both able to use their powers without limitations on use.
Now, if Cabba had zero qualms about the lives of others then I’d say that Cabba would kill them before they could even blink. That makes it zero.
But if Ladybug and chat noir played their cards right and Chat noir can hit him with Cataclysm. While Cabba is trying to be nice.
Then it’s a potential yes.
But quite frankly, Cabba was able to match Base for Vegeta POST Ressurection F.
And assuming he got stronger by the time TOP happened. It’s not even a fair comparison.
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hope you are just as insane about maegor as me. what are some of your thoughts about him?? there‘s so little in canon 😭
YES PLEASE. We only have crumbs in canon but never underestimate my ability to be insane about my blorbos
He was definitely a mama's boy, living only with her on Dragonstone most his life. She was the one who gave him a sword when he was barely old enough to walk, she crowned him, she was the one who made him who he is
He was probably not really close to his father, Aegon was hyper-focussed on Aerys because he reminded him of h Rhaenys. The book mentions him going on trips all over the Seven Kingdoms with Aenys, Maegor probably felt neglected by him.
Though he probably resented him somewhat, he aspired to be him. His mother probably told him about how he was meant to rule, Aenys was weak, you are your father's true heir.
Him insisting to claim Balerion shows that, as well as his insistence to take a second wife -> Not by his volition but he is also sterile like Aegon more here
He was a troubled child most likely (f&b mentions him killing animals as a child) -> but not a purely evil demon child. Aenys did choose him to co-rule with him, so there's that! He was probably just very intense
He changed MASSIVELY after the ressurection, even his mother had to accept that, but she couldn't stop him anymore
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I mean it's not like it'd be completely impossible for Jason to become best friends with another character over dying and getting ressurected like him but the thing is Jason dying and getting ressurected wasn't a fun story fact,it was irreperably traumatizing for him and nothing good came out of it for him and it's only brought him misery!That's why it works with Damian and Stephanie because they're deaths were also traumatic and why it would work with Gwen Stacy and Sal Fisher and Hazel Levesque and probs some other crossover characters but most certainly not with Danny F*nton lmao!!Jason wouldn't be able to stand his lil normie ass
#jason todd#pro jason todd#antidpxdc#anti dp#afrolatino jason supremacy#trans jason todd#autistic jason todd#goth punk jason todd#dadhood#damian wayne#stephanie brown#gwen stacy#sal fisher#hazel levesque#blasian stephanie brown#black gwen stacy#black sal fisher#batfam#dead sidekicks force#the anomalies#atsv#spiderman#sally face#pjo#hazel-blood#guns and gearboys#ghostsiblings#ghostkin#summer the friendly ghost#summerposting
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