#Remember kids

[wazzi2ya]

Angel: I love your bigass, unkempt eyebrows.

Husk: I love your small flat ass.

Angel: I love how you cough a hairball every morning as soon as you get up from bed.

Husk: I love how you clog the shower drain with all the hair you shed every day.

Angel: I love how you own one pair of pants and never wash them.

Husk: I love how you use every pot and pan in the kitchen when cooking and never clean up after yourself.

Charlie, watching from afar: Hey, uh, are they alright? Sounds like they're fighting.

Vaggie: Nah, they're good.

Vaggie: None of them have ever dated anyone who they could be honest to, so they're unloading.

Vaggie: They do it once a week.

[warrior-cats-rewritten]

Literally go fuck yourself.

https://archive.ph/2019.12.27-222825/https://erinhunter.katecary.co.uk/the-blazing-star-spoiler-page/comment-page-10/%23comments for if you wanna go read this for yourself and see.

[keferon]

I cannot believe how one (1) post about empurata!Prowl started this heartwrenching sparkbreaking au.

Amazing, spectacular even ^w^!

@/transingthoseformers decided to type “……. Empurata!Prowl” and then hit the post button. It all went downhill from there hahahahaha

[chickinu]

Sif gets hungry on the road to Dormont and picks up a snack(?) that isn't from a trash bin.....his friends intervene.

These guys don't have their chef cooker yet so they don't have cool snacks at the ready.

Sif in this AU isn't particularly picky when it comes to food and they'd often hunt for their food and eat it raw.....but you're not suppose to eat food raw, how curious~

Odile tries to keep a closer eye on Sif after this "silly" Lil incident. Nobody could eat garbage as rancid as that and actually enjoy it!?!?!?

[telugu-girl-13]

I see why people ship Wylinh because she’s literally at his bed side day and night but hasn’t anyone considered the age gap? Linh is around fifteen and Wylie is somewhere from 18 to 20, which, human-wise, makes their relationship illegal. Also, Linh would be like that for ANYONE. If any of her friends were assaulted, she would spend all of her time on them. It’s her nature. She didn’t know Wylie prior to the attack, much less talk to him, but he was a friend of a friend’s, so she did what she could.

[letssofia3006]

Re animating this shot with the objetive of copying the exquisite work of flying bark studio.

Thought I really wanna say, now that I recreated this shot I can appreciate that the timing and movement is great, actually.

The only thing that was missing to achieve the flying bark spark ✨ was adding perspective to the face and the torso.

[lilisouless]

SoC deleted scene that i saved from the darkness

Wylan: i hate myself so much

Matthias: Me too

Kaz: I hate you too

Matthias: I was figthing with Nina and she said "fuck you" and i meant to say "fuck you too" but i accidentally said "fuck me too" (i shouldn't had stared at her cleavage"

Wylan: at least you could say you mixed up words, Jesper was bugging me and said "we shoud have brought another demo man" and i wanted to say "bite me" but i accidentally said "bite me, please" (i have to stop staring at his mouth)

Kaz: Pathetic, i called Inej an investment and actually meant that.

Matthias: ...

Wylan:...

Matthias: I don't know what is worse, what he did or the fact that he looks so proud about it

Wylan: "whispering" no, look at his eye, he is crying on his insides

[glorbs-dominion]

Important lesson, all y'all! One that made it into our "Funny Channel"!

[elilelibeli]

+18, nsfw, mdi | explicit Marylily :) | 🤭🤭🤭

“Oh where’s Marlene?” said Mary as soon as she came into the living room and saw Lily reading on the couch, alone.

“With Dorcas” replied Lily, looking up from her book. “You are back early.. how was it?”

“Fine.”

“Fine? It was fine? Mary please…” Lily rolled her eyes and with the teasing tone she continued, “He was ugly wasn’t he? oh my god was he bald? Was your blind date Danny DeVito?”

Mary wanted to be annoyed at Lily, because the redhead was doing everything possible to be an annoying asshole, but Mary couldn’t be annoyed, she couldn’t, when she was praying to her knees not to buckle, because quite frankly Lily with that teasing smirk was hot.

“Oh I wish he would have been Danny DeVito, at least he would have been funnier” mumbled Mary, sitting on the other end of the couch.

“Oh so that bad huh?”

“Well.. he was nice, polite..?” Mary continued with a questioning tone

“Are you asking or are you telling cause if you are asking I don’t think I know the answer, you were the one on a date after all” Lily was on a roll of running her mouth apparently, but god that mouth looked so good doing anything. “You couldn’t have stayed there for more than an hour tho? What was so terrible about him? Patchy beard? Weird Mole? Fake accent?”

Mary considered making an excuse, saying something that would be believable but a lie. But Lily looked so beautiful, so so kissable.. and she looked exactly how Mary imagined her surrounded by fluffy cushions and blankets, comfortable and pretty. And when Mary was in that stuffy restaurant only thing she wanted to be was next to Lily on that couch. So she looked straight at the redheads teasing eyes and whispered. “He wasn’t you.”

The end of that confession and Lily’s lips on Mary’s were simultaneous.

Lily kissed like a woman hungry, woman determined, woman taking. Mary was immediately engulfed. Her head thrown back on the back side of the couch pulling Lily onto her lap.

Lily’s lips traveled downwards like they were on a mission. Mission to cover every inch of Mary’s body. First the jaw, then the sweet spot on her neck, collarbone, breasts, where the damned lacy bra allowed the skin to be free, stomach under messily shoved up blouse.

Every inch of her skin covered, accompanied by the sweet, sweet sounds of Mary. Until Lily’s head was buried under her skirt.

I mean she did help her choose that one before the date, “looks good with the blouse, goes with the new shoes” Lily had said, she however didn’t say how much she wanted to well to put it simply fuck Mary in it.

Lily was getting what she wished for and she was not wasting the opportunity. She kissed Mary right above her lacy panties, sucked on her inner tights, traced the sweet spot with her fingers. And when Mary’s voice grew higher and her squirming more well squirm-ish she finally buried her tongue. When Lily thought licking and sucking were not enough she added her fingers, looking up at Mary’s eyes rolling back. Mary was coming undone on the couch in the living room, the neighbors probably heard Lily enjoying her sweet treat. It was insane, probably would traumatize Marlene if she came back home seeing kneeling Lily and moaning mess of Mary. But well, what could Lily do, Mary needed to be reminded of some particular things and she was determined to be the cue.

As she felt Mary’s breathing shorten and her body start to shake, Lily quickly pulled out her fingers and stood up on her legs.

Even if Mary needed to be reminded of things, and even if Lily was taught to always finish her dinner, she also needed to get the message across. “You will get the rest when you stop going on dates.”

Lily could hear Mary’s tiny scoff as she tried to even out her breathing.

—————————————————————————

Mary needed more than couple of seconds to calm down and get her mind back. Being taken at the edge of the cliff but never getting the push to go over and fall was one of the pettiest things Lily had done. But I guess Mary deserved that, she deserved every bit of an attitude from Lily but she also deserved to get what she was dreaming the whole evening.

Mary walked to Lily’s door and watched her loosely braid her fiery hair with the same delicate fingers that had made Mary scream just moments ago. She twisted the strands of hair around each other swiftly and it looked beautiful, it was a shame they would get ruined very, very quickly under Mary’s fist.

Mary walked into Lily’s room like a panther, gracefully, laced with danger. Lily looked at her with a stoic expression like absolutely nothing had happened minutes ago. Though that expression was darkened quickly when Mary straddled her lap and started kissing her neck.

“I will.. stop.. the dates..” was breathed out after every kiss. “You can have all of me Lily”

“All mine?” was questioned by the head thrown back.

“All Yours” was echoed as Mary was suddenly being thrown on Lily’s bed.

[pickledfingers]

I've said this before and I will say it again, but watching Americans and Europeans online talk about how Israel is the "one true democracy in the Middle East" and "should be protected" makes me a special kind of mad as an Iranian who has watched America and Europe topple any kind of democracy and progressivism in the Middle East for decades.

[deadite-central]

I've said this before, but Marineford either is the funniest experience or the most gut wrenching experience you could be going through. And the second you get to those gut wrenching moments, they just DON'T STOP

Luffy is still deadset on saving Ace, as he has been for the past two arcs, when we learn about how his brother was genuienly suicidal from back when he was a child, because of what the people around him said about Roger. And now, his family, whether it be the WB pirates or Luffy, will never give up on him, which makes him realize he wants to live. There are obvious parallels to be drawn to Ennies Lobby Robin, both characters realizing that they don't want to die because of the support they have from their family/nakama, which is why it pisses me off so much to see Garp continue to sit on his ass when he hears this, later even fighting Luffy, because he's so caught up in being a marine.

And yet, despite all the hardships, Luffy manages to get to Ace. Manages to save him, and we get one of the coolest team up duos in this entire series, something we have been waiting for since alabasta. It gives you that glimmer of hope, especially if you're reading/watching the series for the first time, that everything will be alright.

Just to completely rip that hope from you in the next few scenes. For a bit of context about me, when I first watched the anime, I was spoiled that Ace died, however, not when, and because I've seen screnshots of him in Wano, I concluded that it was at that point. I was caught completely off guard by this.

And this time, knowing that it was coming, I wasn't shocked, but that inevitability of this is what crushed me. Ace's death was an avoidable tragedy, but a realistic one. He's still young, he should get to make mistakes, and yet, this is where trying to defend his father’s honor, and his brother's life leads him. And when I got to that "Thank you for loving me” panel, man it hurt. He finally knows how loved he was. He dies with a smile on his face. And hell, that just destroys me.

Unfortunetly, that's not the end of things going from bad to worse, as Blackbeard appears with the most vile people he could find in Impel Down, leading to Whitebeard's death, and the taking of his devil fruit, which hey Oda when are you planning toexplain Blackbeard's power more.

Whitebeard's death is an hounorable one, and while it still hurts, there's no way he could have went out in a different way. He defitenlty wasn't anything to sneeze at. And of course, besides the meme factor, "The One Piece is real!" will always be iconic

If you haven't had enough of Akainu being a bastard, when Koby starts hearing everybody's voices, driving him to a panic attack and screaming if any of this makes sense, Akainu's reaction is to attack a sixteen year old marine. Thank the lord, Shanks shows up and finally puts an end to this bloodshed, that the marines will see as a win, despite screwing up on every single possible plane. Because in the end, the side who wins is the side that dictates how the moment will be written about

[stgroversfire]

i remember reading a post that was like "people only like jc bc he has pretty privilege" and i thought. damn i guess i don't deeply relate to his character anymore. trauma erased! im cured!

[neonseagreen]

PILL! Peripher? Billidot… it doesn’t matter. They’re basically the same energy-wise.

Her teeth look like corn kernels, be he he. Smushed my favorite yellow triangle scrimblos together! I wonder what Bill promised her. Maybe a new season of CPH. She’ll get a terrible reboot in return in SUF for her efforts, I guess. Bill would leave her body willingly after finding out how boringly durable it was(+ the lack of powers. Maybe he could’ve used her metal powers, but Bill is a greedy force. Anyways I’m just yammering.

More art under the cut! Blood warning, whoa!

[artzychic27]

Ok crack idea, in the shadyverse evil Marc and evil Zoé are preppy unlike their good counterparts?

Evil!Marc: We should like, totally get frappes after class.

Evil!Zoé: Ugh! I sooo, don’t want to go to class. Let’s just skip. And if Chloé snitched, we can just shave her head again.

Evil!Marc: Girl, oh my God, you are literally a genius.

Evil!Zoé: *Flips her hair* Obvi. Oh! Let’s use Audrey’s credit card!

Evil!Marc: Obvi! Could you imagine us spending our money? That’d be like me wearing combat boots and reading… For fun!

Evil!Zoé: Or me wearing sneakers!

*Meanwhile, Marc and Zoé are watching the exchange through a portal*

Marc: What sort of hideous vision is this?!

Zoé: I’M BLIND!

[tai-janai]

pop goes the weasel always made me feel weird

(in reference to that other post i made)

[daevilpanda71]

So I redid a playthrough of High On Life again recently and got smacked with the brainrot-stick, so I decided to turn myself, my sibling and her friend into bounty hunters! Honestly wish you could customize your suit in-game so it was a fun excuse to fuck around with potential designs!

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