#slander in this household

[elilelibeli]

+18, nsfw, mdi | explicit Marylily :) | 🤭🤭🤭

“Oh where’s Marlene?” said Mary as soon as she came into the living room and saw Lily reading on the couch, alone.

“With Dorcas” replied Lily, looking up from her book. “You are back early.. how was it?”

“Fine.”

“Fine? It was fine? Mary please…” Lily rolled her eyes and with the teasing tone she continued, “He was ugly wasn’t he? oh my god was he bald? Was your blind date Danny DeVito?”

Mary wanted to be annoyed at Lily, because the redhead was doing everything possible to be an annoying asshole, but Mary couldn’t be annoyed, she couldn’t, when she was praying to her knees not to buckle, because quite frankly Lily with that teasing smirk was hot.

“Oh I wish he would have been Danny DeVito, at least he would have been funnier” mumbled Mary, sitting on the other end of the couch.

“Oh so that bad huh?”

“Well.. he was nice, polite..?” Mary continued with a questioning tone

“Are you asking or are you telling cause if you are asking I don’t think I know the answer, you were the one on a date after all” Lily was on a roll of running her mouth apparently, but god that mouth looked so good doing anything. “You couldn’t have stayed there for more than an hour tho? What was so terrible about him? Patchy beard? Weird Mole? Fake accent?”

Mary considered making an excuse, saying something that would be believable but a lie. But Lily looked so beautiful, so so kissable.. and she looked exactly how Mary imagined her surrounded by fluffy cushions and blankets, comfortable and pretty. And when Mary was in that stuffy restaurant only thing she wanted to be was next to Lily on that couch. So she looked straight at the redheads teasing eyes and whispered. “He wasn’t you.”

The end of that confession and Lily’s lips on Mary’s were simultaneous.

Lily kissed like a woman hungry, woman determined, woman taking. Mary was immediately engulfed. Her head thrown back on the back side of the couch pulling Lily onto her lap.

Lily’s lips traveled downwards like they were on a mission. Mission to cover every inch of Mary’s body. First the jaw, then the sweet spot on her neck, collarbone, breasts, where the damned lacy bra allowed the skin to be free, stomach under messily shoved up blouse.

Every inch of her skin covered, accompanied by the sweet, sweet sounds of Mary. Until Lily’s head was buried under her skirt.

I mean she did help her choose that one before the date, “looks good with the blouse, goes with the new shoes” Lily had said, she however didn’t say how much she wanted to well to put it simply fuck Mary in it.

Lily was getting what she wished for and she was not wasting the opportunity. She kissed Mary right above her lacy panties, sucked on her inner tights, traced the sweet spot with her fingers. And when Mary’s voice grew higher and her squirming more well squirm-ish she finally buried her tongue. When Lily thought licking and sucking were not enough she added her fingers, looking up at Mary’s eyes rolling back. Mary was coming undone on the couch in the living room, the neighbors probably heard Lily enjoying her sweet treat. It was insane, probably would traumatize Marlene if she came back home seeing kneeling Lily and moaning mess of Mary. But well, what could Lily do, Mary needed to be reminded of some particular things and she was determined to be the cue.

As she felt Mary’s breathing shorten and her body start to shake, Lily quickly pulled out her fingers and stood up on her legs.

Even if Mary needed to be reminded of things, and even if Lily was taught to always finish her dinner, she also needed to get the message across. “You will get the rest when you stop going on dates.”

Lily could hear Mary’s tiny scoff as she tried to even out her breathing.

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Mary needed more than couple of seconds to calm down and get her mind back. Being taken at the edge of the cliff but never getting the push to go over and fall was one of the pettiest things Lily had done. But I guess Mary deserved that, she deserved every bit of an attitude from Lily but she also deserved to get what she was dreaming the whole evening.

Mary walked to Lily’s door and watched her loosely braid her fiery hair with the same delicate fingers that had made Mary scream just moments ago. She twisted the strands of hair around each other swiftly and it looked beautiful, it was a shame they would get ruined very, very quickly under Mary’s fist.

Mary walked into Lily’s room like a panther, gracefully, laced with danger. Lily looked at her with a stoic expression like absolutely nothing had happened minutes ago. Though that expression was darkened quickly when Mary straddled her lap and started kissing her neck.

“I will.. stop.. the dates..” was breathed out after every kiss. “You can have all of me Lily”

“All mine?” was questioned by the head thrown back.

“All Yours” was echoed as Mary was suddenly being thrown on Lily’s bed.

[elliocrett]

Loid "talk bad about my wife and you're dead" Forger

[ellipsiseffervescent]

Homura:

Tries to warn the group about Kyubey in early timelimes

Jumps off a bridge to chase Sayakas soul gem without a second thought

Warns Mami not to fight Charlotte, that this isn't a typical fight

Despite her confusion of the dream world she's in, she refused to hit Mami anywhere vital as they fight over a witch

Says this:

Meanwhile Smooth brain takes on Tumblr dot com:

Homura is the antagonist. She doesn't care about anyone but madoka. She will use anyone for Madoka. She hates the girls. She's not friends with them.

[cupids-chamber]

Ruggie: You like Leona?

Y/n: Yes.. thoughts?

Ruggie: And prayers, girl what

[mintghostko]

Little drawing of Don's new future design cause I actually really like the overalls :) I think they really suit him and will take no slander of Tello’s apocalyptic fashion choices :p

it's been fun seeing all the different drawings of future Donnie, I feel like everyone has been doing their own little twist on his fit which is really cool :)

[icantthink-ofagoodname]

[peachuuuux]

Anya, everything will be fine...

+without lighting and text

I have tk give those two and Swansea a big hug

[ruyakasunshine]

So I introduced my brother to f1 (yes, the same brother who's got a teacher called verstappen) and here are some of his first impressions and reactions :

"So Ferrari is like the Real Madrid of f1?"

^ he keeps making football comparisons. I know nothing about football so I'm not much help.

He's got a personal beef with Checo. I might be the cause of it, but the fact that his first race was Canada might play into it

He started getting a lot of f1 videos on his ig fyp, and he seems to like "the Japanese guy who want to open a restaurant"

Similarly, he roots for "Charles' teammate who looks like a funny guy"

He also claimed Carlos as one of ours because he looks like he's from our ethnicity according to him (he is not, btw. we are barely even European??)

On the same topic he seems to be sad about the separation of charlos next year ( "how could they separate this duo??")

He also roots for Pierre

"But Max seems like a good dude actually"

He quotes the iconic "I am stupid"

Realized that Max was an unfair comparison to other drivers because of how good he is

Also not to call him unlucky but everyone he rooted for either couldn't make it to q3 or had to dnf (the two ferraris, pierre in the quali, yuki during the race)

[phantobats]

How do you sleep at night being a Bruce Wayne defender???

With a warm weighted blanket, five cushiony pillows, a cup of peppermint tea on my nightstand, and lit vanilla candles. Any further questions?

[duchess-of-oldtown]

Joe Jonas: *thinking he can slander Sophie*

The Entire World:

[moonypears-blog]

Roland: Cedric can't do anything.

Cedric: *Saves his stepdaughter's life like 50 times*

Roland: Oh............well you still can't do anything!

[dremiruu]

Honestly, Cleo is one of the most interesting and refreshing characters in the mh franchise. She's a popular, rich girl with: - THE confidence

- THE sass

- THE style

Basically what you would expect to be the "mean girl of the series". What's special about her is that she isn't. Even though she's all that and more, she's still kind, supportive, never bullies anyone and even protects other monsters that are victims of bullying. It's something that is rarely ever seen in any shows, movies or books and i find it really awesome that they decided to write her as this type of breaking the stereotypes character. The new MH has lots of these refreshing new ideas, breaking the cliche scenarios, situations or characters, it's basically something interesting and it already changed the way i look at these typical movie scenes. It's cool to see the writing in a kids series being so complex, but so simple. I can turn off my brain, but it also makes me think when I dig more into it. I already know this show is gonna be stuck in my brain for a long time.

[sasukesgucciflops]

smth that makes me laugh ab the rdr fandom is that they’ll hate John for being flawed (absent father moment) but turn around and be in love w Arthur even tho he did the exact same thing. I love both of those characters sm but u bitches need to keep ur mouth shut and open ur eyes n ears instead. that’s the point of being a flawed character they r gna have flaws but bc u decide to cherry pick what to hate and what not to hate it lands u on a double standard. how interesting

[wikitpowers]

me when anybody criticises kit:

[chaotic-history]

genuinely What In The Fuck are you talking about 😭

[relmint-draws]

Don't mess with her and her daughter