#slander in this household

[elilelibeli]

+18, nsfw, mdi | explicit Marylily :) | 🤭🤭🤭

“Oh where’s Marlene?” said Mary as soon as she came into the living room and saw Lily reading on the couch, alone.

“With Dorcas” replied Lily, looking up from her book. “You are back early.. how was it?”

“Fine.”

“Fine? It was fine? Mary please…” Lily rolled her eyes and with the teasing tone she continued, “He was ugly wasn’t he? oh my god was he bald? Was your blind date Danny DeVito?”

Mary wanted to be annoyed at Lily, because the redhead was doing everything possible to be an annoying asshole, but Mary couldn’t be annoyed, she couldn’t, when she was praying to her knees not to buckle, because quite frankly Lily with that teasing smirk was hot.

“Oh I wish he would have been Danny DeVito, at least he would have been funnier” mumbled Mary, sitting on the other end of the couch.

“Oh so that bad huh?”

“Well.. he was nice, polite..?” Mary continued with a questioning tone

“Are you asking or are you telling cause if you are asking I don’t think I know the answer, you were the one on a date after all” Lily was on a roll of running her mouth apparently, but god that mouth looked so good doing anything. “You couldn’t have stayed there for more than an hour tho? What was so terrible about him? Patchy beard? Weird Mole? Fake accent?”

Mary considered making an excuse, saying something that would be believable but a lie. But Lily looked so beautiful, so so kissable.. and she looked exactly how Mary imagined her surrounded by fluffy cushions and blankets, comfortable and pretty. And when Mary was in that stuffy restaurant only thing she wanted to be was next to Lily on that couch. So she looked straight at the redheads teasing eyes and whispered. “He wasn’t you.”

The end of that confession and Lily’s lips on Mary’s were simultaneous.

Lily kissed like a woman hungry, woman determined, woman taking. Mary was immediately engulfed. Her head thrown back on the back side of the couch pulling Lily onto her lap.

Lily’s lips traveled downwards like they were on a mission. Mission to cover every inch of Mary’s body. First the jaw, then the sweet spot on her neck, collarbone, breasts, where the damned lacy bra allowed the skin to be free, stomach under messily shoved up blouse.

Every inch of her skin covered, accompanied by the sweet, sweet sounds of Mary. Until Lily’s head was buried under her skirt.

I mean she did help her choose that one before the date, “looks good with the blouse, goes with the new shoes” Lily had said, she however didn’t say how much she wanted to well to put it simply fuck Mary in it.

Lily was getting what she wished for and she was not wasting the opportunity. She kissed Mary right above her lacy panties, sucked on her inner tights, traced the sweet spot with her fingers. And when Mary’s voice grew higher and her squirming more well squirm-ish she finally buried her tongue. When Lily thought licking and sucking were not enough she added her fingers, looking up at Mary’s eyes rolling back. Mary was coming undone on the couch in the living room, the neighbors probably heard Lily enjoying her sweet treat. It was insane, probably would traumatize Marlene if she came back home seeing kneeling Lily and moaning mess of Mary. But well, what could Lily do, Mary needed to be reminded of some particular things and she was determined to be the cue.

As she felt Mary’s breathing shorten and her body start to shake, Lily quickly pulled out her fingers and stood up on her legs.

Even if Mary needed to be reminded of things, and even if Lily was taught to always finish her dinner, she also needed to get the message across. “You will get the rest when you stop going on dates.”

Lily could hear Mary’s tiny scoff as she tried to even out her breathing.

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Mary needed more than couple of seconds to calm down and get her mind back. Being taken at the edge of the cliff but never getting the push to go over and fall was one of the pettiest things Lily had done. But I guess Mary deserved that, she deserved every bit of an attitude from Lily but she also deserved to get what she was dreaming the whole evening.

Mary walked to Lily’s door and watched her loosely braid her fiery hair with the same delicate fingers that had made Mary scream just moments ago. She twisted the strands of hair around each other swiftly and it looked beautiful, it was a shame they would get ruined very, very quickly under Mary’s fist.

Mary walked into Lily’s room like a panther, gracefully, laced with danger. Lily looked at her with a stoic expression like absolutely nothing had happened minutes ago. Though that expression was darkened quickly when Mary straddled her lap and started kissing her neck.

“I will.. stop.. the dates..” was breathed out after every kiss. “You can have all of me Lily”

“All mine?” was questioned by the head thrown back.

“All Yours” was echoed as Mary was suddenly being thrown on Lily’s bed.

[elliocrett]

Loid "talk bad about my wife and you're dead" Forger

[ellipsiseffervescent]

Homura:

Tries to warn the group about Kyubey in early timelimes

Jumps off a bridge to chase Sayakas soul gem without a second thought

Warns Mami not to fight Charlotte, that this isn't a typical fight

Despite her confusion of the dream world she's in, she refused to hit Mami anywhere vital as they fight over a witch

Says this:

Meanwhile Smooth brain takes on Tumblr dot com:

Homura is the antagonist. She doesn't care about anyone but madoka. She will use anyone for Madoka. She hates the girls. She's not friends with them.

[icantthink-ofagoodname]

[moonlitenvyillust]

Athena headcanons because i count her as a part of the Ithaca family

𓅓 owl noises! She hoots when under a state of shock and or confusion

𓅓 she can turn her head 270 degrees. She showed it to Telemachus because he asked. It ended up scaring him.

𓅓 she can shapeshift into an owl. Like a combination of athene noctua (colours) and the size of a big horned owl. Why? Because i said so.

𓅓 her quick thought gives not only thinking time, but also a speed, strategic mindsetting, and wisdom boost

𓅓 she had a decent relationship with Apollo before God Games. And after turning into fried owl she stayed in his clinic for about a few months.

𓅓 she cant help but see the difference and similarities of Telemachus and Odysseus when training him.

𓅓 panicked when Telemachus got hit and grabbed during "Odysseus" it reminds her too much of her Medusa

𓅓 asked Odysseus how pregnancy and babies work on humans (Ody gave her "the talk")

𓅓 both she and Telemachus cleaned up the suitor's bodies during WYFILWMA because they needed a distraction from Penelope and Odysseus's "noises"

𓅓 both are traumatized and disgusted by the sounds. Telemachus was a hair loose of vowing his chasity

𓅓 ever since God Games, she stayed a Ten foot pole away from Zeus. You know. Just in case

𓅓 she's scared of thunder storms now (Im sorry)

𓅓 i can see her chasing (she insists its "hunting") rodents as a hobby. Idk why

𓅓 bonded with Penelope over some weaving and actually secretly divine interventioned Penelope's shroud bluff by giving her more focus

𓅓 I imagine her with some scales from Metis, her mother

𓅓 she hides her wings during battle, it gets in the way

𓅓 sleeps on her stomach like baby owl's. I can see her just dropping on the floor head first and snoozing i mean have Yall SEEN sleeping baby owl's??? Absolute cuteness

𓅓 100% supportive of Odysseus being a Bi hazzard when he Saw both Diomedes and Penelope in a room

𓅓 so ofcourse she was just as supportive when Telemachus came out as Genderfluid+gay

𓅓 aunt Athena is real. I say so.

𓅓 she cant get herself to hate Zeus. Besides, he's her father, she's supposed to forgive him for all he's done, right? (Me projecting my Daddy issues to Athena real)

[mintghostko]

Little drawing of Don's new future design cause I actually really like the overalls :) I think they really suit him and will take no slander of Tello’s apocalyptic fashion choices :p

it's been fun seeing all the different drawings of future Donnie, I feel like everyone has been doing their own little twist on his fit which is really cool :)

[peachuuuux]

Anya, everything will be fine...

+without lighting and text

I have tk give those two and Swansea a big hug

[phantobats]

How do you sleep at night being a Bruce Wayne defender???

With a warm weighted blanket, five cushiony pillows, a cup of peppermint tea on my nightstand, and lit vanilla candles. Any further questions?

[duchess-of-oldtown]

Joe Jonas: *thinking he can slander Sophie*

The Entire World:

[moodyseal]

Where is Ted Tonate when someone actually needs to be clocked on the head

[dremiruu]

Honestly, Cleo is one of the most interesting and refreshing characters in the mh franchise. She's a popular, rich girl with: - THE confidence

- THE sass

- THE style

Basically what you would expect to be the "mean girl of the series". What's special about her is that she isn't. Even though she's all that and more, she's still kind, supportive, never bullies anyone and even protects other monsters that are victims of bullying. It's something that is rarely ever seen in any shows, movies or books and i find it really awesome that they decided to write her as this type of breaking the stereotypes character. The new MH has lots of these refreshing new ideas, breaking the cliche scenarios, situations or characters, it's basically something interesting and it already changed the way i look at these typical movie scenes. It's cool to see the writing in a kids series being so complex, but so simple. I can turn off my brain, but it also makes me think when I dig more into it. I already know this show is gonna be stuck in my brain for a long time.

[sasukesgucciflops]

smth that makes me laugh ab the rdr fandom is that they’ll hate John for being flawed (absent father moment) but turn around and be in love w Arthur even tho he did the exact same thing. I love both of those characters sm but u bitches need to keep ur mouth shut and open ur eyes n ears instead. that’s the point of being a flawed character they r gna have flaws but bc u decide to cherry pick what to hate and what not to hate it lands u on a double standard. how interesting

[wikitpowers]

me when anybody criticises kit:

[chaotic-history]

genuinely What In The Fuck are you talking about 😭

[relmint-draws]

Don't mess with her and her daughter

[chairwiththreelegs]

Cari and I just watched the Fellowship of The Ring and she had the audacity to call Boromir ‘Weak-willed”

I SAID SORRY!!!! I LOVE HIM I THINK HES GREAT!!!

-Aragorn was so far removed from society that he really only desired one thing

- which by this point he already had, and only lost later

-then he was so determined to ‘save the day’ and not think about his ex that he didn't have time to listen to the ring

- Legolas ia an elf, he was raised among the splendor and beauty of Mirkwood Forest

- He loves his people, sure, but he's also been off on his own for a couple decades now

- he also MET Gollum, he saw what the ring did to him

-it is my belief that Gimli just didn't want to look weak in front of all the elves

-The hobbits have proven to be really hard to convert if they're not actively touching it

-Sam was so filled with love for his friend, and all he could see was the harm it was causing Frodo

-Pippin is enamored by the Palantir but the ring’s importance was lost to him

-He was more concerned with people than this one thing

- Merry knew better than Pippin, but he was motivated by his love for his cousin and friend

Boromir was tempted because he believed the quest was suicide. He wanted to protect his people and thought that the ring would help. The Ring was able to tempt him because he knew Gondor was in danger