#Regulus is in love

[dumbass-gryffindor1960]

Slytherin skittles incorrect quotes

Barty: bitch, why are you wearing sunglasses?

Regulus: I have my reason

Evan: Reg it’s literally 7 in the morning and it’s winter?? The sun will not rise before 8?

Regulus: oh trust me, the sun is already dazzling me.

Barty: what the hell is wrong with his eyes?

Dorcas: nothing’s wrong with his eyes, the gryffindor quidditch team is not training today

Barty: and?

Dorcas: they’re here for breakfast after 7 which is really unusual

Barty: uh?

Evan: I’ve told you Cas, he is so oblivious

[fiasco95]

Sirius: Regulus got arrested at 2 in the morning. Guess who he called?

Sirius: Oh, James? His fiancé, logical choice right? No.

Sirius: Oh? Then, me. His brother, the most obvious choice at this point! No.

Mary: I’m confused, who the fuck did he call then?

Sirius, pointing at Remus: Him. And they got maccies right fucking after!! Instead of letting James and I know!

Regulus, nodding: Brother-in-law.

Remus, nodding back: Brother-in-law.

[myrows]

Sleeping beauties

[immadeofdustandshadows]

Sirius, about the fight jegulus just had: so when you two fight, he makes you sleep on the couch?

James: no, it's even worse. He sleeps on the couch. So on top of being alone, I'm left feeling guilty that he has to sleep on the couch because of me and I'm up all night thinking about my actions.

Sirius: *thinking* I have to make sure that Remus never learns this.

Regulus: I slept like a baby.

Remus: *nodding* I see.

[myfavcharacterdidntdrown]

Remus: Sirius is my friend and if he loves me, it’s the same way he would love a sibling.

Regulus: Sirius is my brother and if he looked at me the way he looks at you, I would have to see a therapist.

[syrcinus]

Maybe in another life, things would be different.

[garforprongs]

sum domestic jegulus ☕️☀️

[spiritstar477]

Sirius: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Remus: baby, I’d make you a lovely little enclosure with all the dirt and compose you’d ever want. I’d hold you and take you places in my pocket and kiss you good night. I’d—. . .

vs

Remus: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Sirius: *thinks* yeah, I’d fuck a worm

Remus: *looks at the camera like in the office*

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James: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Regulus: it depends… were you always a worm or were you transfigured into one? The former, no, we’d never have met. The latter, then yes, and I’d figure out how to turn you back.

vs

Regulus: would you still love me if I was a worm?

James: yes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Barty: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Evan: I’d cut you up so I could have a bunch of you

vs

Evan: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Barty: I’d cut you up so I could have a bunch of you

(bc they’re both batshit insane)

[lena15-08]

Ok but imagine, James following Regulus around like the loverboy he is around hogwarts.

And Regulus pouring out compliments in french but making it sound like insults because he is not ready give in to him yet.

So James just thinks he's actually muttering abt how annoying he is.

And one day, after months of pestering, Regulus says "i love you" in french and makes it sound like an insult but James stops in his tracks, because he has heard Sirius say those exact words to Remus and knows what it means.

He just smiles tho, cause obviously Regulus isnt ready to commit to him yet if he didnt say it in english. So he smiles and keeps following him around.

[i-need-of-a-hobby]

sirius black would NEVER ask an angry girl if it's her time of the month.

he DOES, however, ask his boyfriend and brother constantly, and has been kicked by both for asking

[moonyswarmsweaters]

James, married: *giggles behind blanket* so who do u have a crush on?

Regulus, his husband of 10 years: oh for fuck sake

[myrows]

The first time Sirius visited his childhood house after he escaped was when he discovered his brother died because of Voldemort

[stareggie]

regulus: and just when you think you’ve hit rock bottom, you want to fuck a guy with glasses…

james: *from the distance* HEY-

[immadeofdustandshadows]

Lily: what scares you the most?

Marlene: monsters

Sirius: mother

Remus: disappointment

Regulus: the unstoppable marching of time that is guiding us toward inevitable death

James: Regulus

[probs-reading]

Regulus is a little shit and when he and James started hooking up, he always downplayed how much he liked him. Imagine HOW MORTIFIED he was when James opened his sketchbook to look at a drawing of a pretty flower he glanced at and ended up finding numerous sketches Regulus had done of James,some of them even dating back to before the two had started being romantically involved. Not only that, there was also so much delicacy,details, and softness to the way Regulus captured the glint of Jame's eyes,his dimples,his messed up hair. Regulus tried to convince him that "it was just practice Potter" and that "you just always happened to be there Potter" but James had the most SMUG LITTLE GRIN on his face for the rest of the day

[etherealriver]

Evan: *Whispering French into Barty's ear*

Barty: *Literally can't breathe*

Regulus, who's sitting next to him on the couch: *Fighting for his life not to laugh because Evan's not saying anything remotely sexy, he's just complaining about the weather*