#Real missy. real.

[lung-worm2023]

“-And now I’m gonna have to get a new note book because mine has missy and Marcus written all over it.”

[dogslosing]

[todayinhiphophistory]

Today in Hip Hop History:

Missy Elliot released her second studio album Da Real World June 22, 1999

[companion-showdown]

Who is the best TARDIS team?

TOURNAMENT MASTERPOST

propaganda under the cut

12, Clara, Missy

Imagine the 3 worst people you know, who are simultaneously exactly the same and completely different. The epitome of the "Wow These People Are So Weird, Thank God I'm the Normal One" meme. Now imagine putting them together in a box and shaking it around. It's so funny, I love them

[thekingofspin]

Missing them hours

(fun fact: that's every hour)

[rowanthestrange]

I don’t think you have to necessarily use Missy, though it’s a good way of getting around the black Doctor issue there. I would kind of love it to be lampshaded a bit though:

15: “Of course. We meet again Mast-”

The Master: *holds up a finger, shaking his head* “See, now you’ve gone and made it weird.”

15: “I’VE made it weird?! You’re the one who named yourself that!”

The Master: “That was different - iconic, powerful, sexy. You’ve ruined its vibe. Vibe ruined. Doctor Vibe Ruiner. Oh I suppose we could just go back to-”

15: “Not in public.”

The Master: “No?”

15: “No.”

The Master: “Ugh, no-one knows how to pronounce it anyway.”

Ruby: “I’m sorry, who is this?”

The Master: “That’s what we’re trying to workshop Rubles, keep up.”

[musictyme]

Missy Elliott ft Nas- Hot Boyz

[thatdeshigirl]

[jokerlennon]

the master is a literal legend

[macbethz]

i dont have any answer that would accurately convey what it felt like to open my askbox and see this

[tha-wrecka-stow]

[icarusredwings]

Tw: Technically contains a suicide joke

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14, dragging s10 Saxon into a galactic therapy office: Hi! I believe I made an appointment the other day?

Master: This is so stupid..

Doctor: You promised!

Master: I did no such thing!

Shanon, the front desk lady: Couples counciling is down the hall to the left in room 36 B.

Doctor: Oh! I-.. were not...-

are we?

Master: Haha!! No- ...Ew.

Doctor: Yuh were uhm.... We're not a couple.

Shanon: ....

Master: Look, lady, I dont care what he thinks of me, as long as it's about me, mkay? That's normal evil neminsis stuff. You wouldn’t get it.

Shanon: ... Uh-huh..

Master: God see this is the problem with you people. You're so obsessed with romance and labels that you can't grasp the concept that what we have is beyond any labels known or able to produce, let alone be processed or understood by your febel minds!! There's no title for what we have! He's so much more important to me than that! This isn't just some pathetic sex relationship or 'love'! We've been through galaxies together, killed stars, burnt up suns, and fought to the point of killing one another just so we could have the satisfaction of saving the other again sometime down the line! Just so we can know that deep down, we'll always be there for one another, and for a mere second, the universe will be in sync! What about that says romantic to you!?

Shanon, eyeing them both: ... riiigghhtt..

Master, borderline over the desk, whispering: I'd kill him for a cheese steak sub. Right here. Right now. With my bare hands. And then I'll use his stupid hair to mop up the blood.

Shanon: ....You know... Denial is a river in Egypt..

Master: What?

Doctor, staring at him in awe:... You care about me that much?

Master: Of course not!! Since children you've been a goody little two shoes. I just.. never could get rid of you, is all..

Doctor, teary-eyed: You know what, which door did you say couples counciling was agian?

Bonus:

Master: I don't see why we need couples counciling, were not even together anymore(!...)

Doctor: Well... We never technically broke up...

Master: yOU MEAN ALL THIS TIME YOU'VE BEEN CHEATING ON ME!?

Doctor: And this is why we need counciling-

Master: No THIS is why we can't have nice things!!

Doctor: Oh yeah, says the one who KILLED HIMSELF OUT OF JEALOUSY-

Master: OH, LIKE YOU COULD HANDLE TWO OF ME!

Doctor: ....

Master, now smirking: Oh, you sick bastard..

[todayinhiphophistory]

Today in Hip Hop History:

Missy Elliot released her second studio album Da Real World June 22, 1999

[dcminions]

STICK IT! ( 2006 )

[psychicwound]

the god complex / fairies at the bottom of the garden :,)

[theromanticrationalist]

Young Sheldon Series Finale: 7x14 Memoir

THE SHAMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰

Okay, so I have a lot of mixed feelings about this episode. I do not think it was very elegant in its execution, firstly, and secondly WE SERIOUSLY NEEDED MORE SHAMY LIKE WHAT THE HELL YOU GUYS IS THIS ALL WE ARE GOING TO GET OF SHAMY FOR LIFE??? Ugh! I was hyping myself up so so much about seeing married old couple Shamy, and don't get me wrong, it was amazing, but also in other ways disappointing. It seemed very limited in its emotional scope, and while I loved that it was brought home regarding Sheldon's relationship with his own son, it didn't quite reach the emotional heights they were going for, or at least what they could have gone for.

LIKE WHY COULDN'T WE HAVE SEEN SHELDON ACTUALLY INTERACT WITH HIS CHILDREN YOU GUYS WE WERE ROBBED 😩😩😩

AND SHELDON HAS A BABY GIRL AND WE DIDN'T EVEN GET TO SEE GIRL DAD SHELDON OR EVEN KNOW HER NAME I AM DEVESTATED

I know there was a limited time to the episode with them having to conclude all the storylines and everything, but they could have made this last episode an hour, would it have really killed them? It was like we were given a peep-sized hole view into Shamy's family life, and that was it! I wanted THE WHOLE PICTURE, I wanted to see it sprawling and majestic in all its beauty!!! UUUUUUUUUUUUGH!

Although, when Amy stepped towards Sheldon threateningly to get his cute ass into the shower and get ready for their son's game, I about lost it! OMG. Momma Amy don't play! And Sheldon cowered/flinched like he just KNEW to his bones that he crossed the line and lost the battle! (The blood was draining from the boy's face big time!! 😂😂😂) That was kind of hot not gonna lie... 🥵 *fans self* *swoons* *faints* But why did Amy get rid of all his nerdy shirts?? 😭 LET THE BOY LIVE HIS LIFE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! But we did get to see him in his cute cuddly robe most of the episode and then sporting his hot Dad-polo shirt! So that was something! 😍

Another aspect that I didn't like about this episode is how they handled the situation with Mary Cooper. I believe it is very truthful, unfortunately so, that those who are "adults" in our lives fail us at the times we need them the most, but I don't like how the episode tried to frame it in a good light. The fact that Mary Cooper essentially emotionally abandoned her children and was forcing them to get baptisms (spiritually abusive) was pretty messed up! The way that MeeMaw placed the burden of responsibility on Missy and Sheldon (children who the adults should be supporting during what is quite literally the worst time of their lives!!!) was also super messed up too! Yet none of this is called out for what it is, but instead the writers try to turn it into a special, warm fuzzy moment between mother and son! Nah, I'm not buying it. Especially since the relationship between Mary Cooper and Sheldon is so special to me. I really don't know what else they could done, but I don't believe they should have done any of that. It was a really weird and awkward note to end the series on, even if it was hilarious how Sheldon showed up to his baptism in his whole scuba outfit! (Made even more hilarious by the fact that we learn that despite all of that, he still got an ear infection! Oh son...)

Oh well. I guess it is what it is! I am still just trying to process it all. I will probably be watching the Shamy moments on repeat forever! And I guess go back to my headcanons...

Oh, final note: I was seriously thinking for a moment there that Sheldon Prime and young Sheldon were going to meet! I think that would have been kind of cool actually if we got Sheldon talking/interacting with Sheldon (particularly for the Iain and Jim interaction!), but maybe it would have been a bit too on the nose. Although, that is Sheldon's MO. Still, I really, really loved that final moment when Sheldon Prime walks through his house in his memory and then turns around and it flashes back to his younger self speaking to Missy. I actually think that "last" moment between Sheldon and Missy is achingly beautiful as he tells her that he has no choice but to remember her, and she just laughs at him smugly. *lays down cries cries a lot*