#Real missy. real.

[lung-worm2023]

“-And now I’m gonna have to get a new note book because mine has missy and Marcus written all over it.”

[dogslosing]

[todayinhiphophistory]

Today in Hip Hop History:

Missy Elliot released her second studio album Da Real World June 22, 1999

[companion-showdown]

Who is the best TARDIS team?

TOURNAMENT MASTERPOST

propaganda under the cut

12, Clara, Missy

Imagine the 3 worst people you know, who are simultaneously exactly the same and completely different. The epitome of the "Wow These People Are So Weird, Thank God I'm the Normal One" meme. Now imagine putting them together in a box and shaking it around. It's so funny, I love them

[thekingofspin]

Missing them hours

(fun fact: that's every hour)

[rowanthestrange]

I don’t think you have to necessarily use Missy, though it’s a good way of getting around the black Doctor issue there. I would kind of love it to be lampshaded a bit though:

15: “Of course. We meet again Mast-”

The Master: *holds up a finger, shaking his head* “See, now you’ve gone and made it weird.”

15: “I’VE made it weird?! You’re the one who named yourself that!”

The Master: “That was different - iconic, powerful, sexy. You’ve ruined its vibe. Vibe ruined. Doctor Vibe Ruiner. Oh I suppose we could just go back to-”

15: “Not in public.”

The Master: “No?”

15: “No.”

The Master: “Ugh, no-one knows how to pronounce it anyway.”

Ruby: “I’m sorry, who is this?”

The Master: “That’s what we’re trying to workshop Rubles, keep up.”

[musictyme]

Missy Elliott ft Nas- Hot Boyz

[clowns0cks]

every day I get closer and closer to decapitate every missy stan

[thatdeshigirl]

[jokerlennon]

the master is a literal legend

[tha-wrecka-stow]

[macbethz]

i dont have any answer that would accurately convey what it felt like to open my askbox and see this

[todayinhiphophistory]

Today in Hip Hop History:

Missy Elliot released her second studio album Da Real World June 22, 1999

[icarusredwings]

Tw: Technically contains a suicide joke

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14, dragging s10 Saxon into a galactic therapy office: Hi! I believe I made an appointment the other day?

Master: This is so stupid..

Doctor: You promised!

Master: I did no such thing!

Shanon, the front desk lady: Couples counciling is down the hall to the left in room 36 B.

Doctor: Oh! I-.. were not...-

are we?

Master: Haha!! No- ...Ew.

Doctor: Yuh were uhm.... We're not a couple.

Shanon: ....

Master: Look, lady, I dont care what he thinks of me, as long as it's about me, mkay? That's normal evil neminsis stuff. You wouldn’t get it.

Shanon: ... Uh-huh..

Master: God see this is the problem with you people. You're so obsessed with romance and labels that you can't grasp the concept that what we have is beyond any labels known or able to produce, let alone be processed or understood by your febel minds!! There's no title for what we have! He's so much more important to me than that! This isn't just some pathetic sex relationship or 'love'! We've been through galaxies together, killed stars, burnt up suns, and fought to the point of killing one another just so we could have the satisfaction of saving the other again sometime down the line! Just so we can know that deep down, we'll always be there for one another, and for a mere second, the universe will be in sync! What about that says romantic to you!?

Shanon, eyeing them both: ... riiigghhtt..

Master, borderline over the desk, whispering: I'd kill him for a cheese steak sub. Right here. Right now. With my bare hands. And then I'll use his stupid hair to mop up the blood.

Shanon: ....You know... Denial is a river in Egypt..

Master: What?

Doctor, staring at him in awe:... You care about me that much?

Master: Of course not!! Since children you've been a goody little two shoes. I just.. never could get rid of you, is all..

Doctor, teary-eyed: You know what, which door did you say couples counciling was agian?

Bonus:

Master: I don't see why we need couples counciling, were not even together anymore(!...)

Doctor: Well... We never technically broke up...

Master: yOU MEAN ALL THIS TIME YOU'VE BEEN CHEATING ON ME!?

Doctor: And this is why we need counciling-

Master: No THIS is why we can't have nice things!!

Doctor: Oh yeah, says the one who KILLED HIMSELF OUT OF JEALOUSY-

Master: OH, LIKE YOU COULD HANDLE TWO OF ME!

Doctor: ....

Master, now smirking: Oh, you sick bastard..

[dcminions]

STICK IT! ( 2006 )

[psychicwound]

the god complex / fairies at the bottom of the garden :,)