#RWBY jokes

[spoonoftar]

Why Jaune would win every job interview in Eastern Europe?

- Because he’s 19yo with 25 years of experience.

[s0merand0midi0t]

Idk what to post so here's a Blake pun

*ahem*

What do you call it when Blake is a little too infatuated with her own talent or is the chief female singer in an opera?

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Blake PRIMADONNA.

THANK YOU AND GOOD TIMEZONE

[linkman447]

Jaune: hey yang I got a joke for you

Yang: ok vomit boy lay it on me

Jaune: do you know why, people with a foot fetish are always losers? It’s because they like de-feet

Yang:…

Jaune: I guess it wasn’t that funny 😞

Yang’s mind: funny man must breed 😍😍😍😍😍

Jaune: well sorry for taking up your time

Yang: oh hold up there funny man we got things to discuss

Jaune: like what?

Yang: like wedding plans, how many kids we’ll have, do you think my tits will get bigger when I’m pregnant?

Jaune: 😧😧😧😧 what?

Yang: oh your just nervous I’ll help my fiancé to relax 😉

Later

Tai: so this is the guy who stole my daughter

Yang: no dad he passed your test

She whispers joke

Jaune: uhhhhh

Tai: *snickers* welcome to the family son

[dragon-razor-writings]

Blake: "Alright, concept: Jaune, but yandere."

Yang: "…Yeah, I see it."

Pyrrha: "Strangely fits him."

Weiss: "I'm honestly surprised that he wasn't on some level."

Jaune, now slightly offended: "Do I really give off that vibe?"

RWBYPNR: *general confirmation*

Jaune: "Wow, okay then."

[jammatown919]

Feels a little homophobic of the universe for us to finally get the payoff for more than a decade of sapphic slowburn only for the company to shut down and the show's fate be left up in the air before we get to really enjoy any established relationship content in canon.

[team-iceflower]

Ruby: I heard someone sounds like an owl!

Weiss: Who?

Ruby: *giggling*

Weiss:

Weiss:

Weiss: I want a divorce.

[superiorsturgeon]

Yang: Sorry babe, but we’re out of fish.

Blake: Nooo!! 😭

Yang: I made lasagna for dinner though! I hope you like it.

Blake: *carefully tastes lasagna* 🤨

Blake: *immediately starts scarfing lasagna down* WHY IS THIS SO GOOD?!?! 😋

[hadesisqueer]

Things Yang has gotten from Tai: Blonde hair. Name and surname. Fighting style (he trained her). Probably sense of humor.

Things Yang has gotten from Summer: Sass. Takes-no-bullshit attitude. Bravery.

Things Yang has gotten from Raven: Great hair and boobs and horrible flirting skills apparently

[fandom-wind]

Jaune fans who REALLY love him: Oh, Jaune finally gets a break from all the crap in volume 10-

Writers: So! Jaune's mother and 5 sisters are dead, the 6th sister is in a coma.

Jaune fans: ...

Writers: Good news, it wasn't Cinder who killed them.

KnightFall shippers: OH THANK GOD! THANK YOU!

[grumpkinpumpkinhead]

THEY KISSED!!!

Now that I have your attention, I wanna point out something that dawned on me a while ago.

A lot of people like to point out the possessive way Yang pulls Blake into the kiss, but I don't think enough people really noticed the possessive way Blake is also pulling Yang in by her jacket.

So what I'm trying to say is, Yang's not possessive of Blake, and Blake's not possessive of Yang. They're possessive of each other.

[redheartedtramp]

Ruby: Hey, give me your pronouns.

Jaune: Uh, he/him.

Rudy: Thanks. *walks away*

Jeane: ...

Jeane: ?

Jeane: !!!

Jeane: H-hey! Give those back!

[bloodyshadow1]

I like how their first meeting is probably seen as completely differently from Blake and Yang's perspective

For yang, it's my sister mentioned speaking to the most beautiful girl I had ever seen. It wasn't love at first sight, but it was something. I think she hated me though and I tried to leave with my tail between my legs.

for Blake, it's this loud beautiful woman interrupted me when I was reading my book. She was annoying at first, but then after I dropped some hints she understood and tried to leave me alone. I wanted her carnally after that

[erros429]

rwby textpost memes pt8! except make it ao3 tags i stole from @/thefunniesttags

[brainrotisseriechicken]

drew this as an excuse to draw fire (also i hate drawing ozs hair . fuckass haircut)

[dragon-razor-writings]

Dad! Jaune Shenanigans 2

Jaune, grilling in swim shorts and a T-shirt: "Hey, kids. How do y'all want your burgers?" College Student, staring disrespectfully at the hint of Dad Gut: "I'm more of a sausage person myself." Jaune, unaware: "Oh, I think I have some in the freezer. Gimme a bit." *leaves to go grab them* Arc Child, the second Jaune is gone: *kicks their friend into the pool* College Student: "What the fuck?!"

Arc Child: "Do not my dad."

[lesbianneopolitan]

CM for @daemonofrazgriz! ✨ Thank you so much again, my dude 👌