#RWBY Jaune

[juanarc-thethird]

Just sext me when you get home.

Jaune: Alright is getting late. I need to get back to my room.I'll see you later.

Nora: Ok, just sext me when you get home safe.

Jaune: *Stops* What?

Nora: Just sext me when you're home.

Jaune:...

Jaune: You mean text you?

Nora: *Disappointed* Ugh... I guess.

Jaune: You wanted me to sext you?

Nora: Yeah, just a fat dick pic. Just a big fat dick pic so I know you made it home safe.

Jaune: *Disgusted* Can I just text you "I'm home safe"?

Nora: Could you? Yes. Should you? I'd rather big fat dick pic.

Jaune: Is there a reason you want my genitals sent to you?

Nora: Safety... you get in a huge car accident on the way home. Guy hit your car, you die. Then he starts going through your phone...

Jaune: What?

Nora:..texting all your contacts "I'm home safe, I'm home safe, I'm home safe." Big fat dick pic seals the deal.

Jaune: I'm just walking to my room! Also, can I just send you a selfie with my tongue out, thumbs up? That's pretty specific.

Nora: Okay, I like this. It's safe, it's reasonable.

Jaune: Yeah

Nora: Or... peace sign... eyes up like this *She makes a face*... Big fat dick in the pic.

Jaune: What the fuck?!

Nora: I've got the dick pic memorized! If I see it the dick I know is you!

Jaune: You know my face

Nora: It's AI!

Jaune: You know my face!

Nora: Could be AI nowadays!

Jaune: No! You know my face!

Nora: They don't know your dick like I do.

Jaune: Stop!

Nora: They don't have the intricacies down.

Jaune: How do you even know?!

Nora: Remember your pen pal in high school Rachel?

Jaune: Wait... Rachel Redford?

Nora; From the ocean...

Nora/Jaune:..to the sand.

Jaune: *Smiles* You got me there.

[bloodraven55]

i love you platonic friendships between male and female main characters

[akiraarabella]

WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT RWBY?!?! I STARTED IT YESTERDAY AND RN I JUST FINISHED VOLUME 7 GONNA START THE LAST TWO VOLUMES AND WTFFFFFF?????!!!!! THIS SHOW NEEDS PRAISE! THE STORY IS TAKING ME AWAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (update i finished the series in two days and now i cant get it out of my head SEND HELP-)

[bonnibellexox]

Me core

[quattro-bacheema]

Psychic Villain: Foolish knight! With my mind powers, I don't even have to lift a finger to defeat you! I'll have you on your knees begging to make the nightmare stop!

Jaune: Pfft, yeah right! You're welcome to try.

PV: If you insist! Fall into despair, Jaune Arc! *uses psychic powers to invade Jaune's mind* Bahahaha!

Jaune: *completely unphased*

PV: *traumatizes self watching Jaune's worst memories*

Jaune:...

PV:...

Jaune:...

PV: Jesus... Hey, man... you uh... you doing okay?

Jaune: Yeah, it is what it is, you know?

[iheartmothz]

arkos arkos arkos arkos

[spahhzy]

Silentknight teen walking into the house wearing a suit and carrying a duffle bag full of money.

Silentknight teen: Ma, I got bail! How's dad!?

Neo: 🤭👈

The teen looks to their left and see's there dad Jaune sitting on a recliner.

Silentknight teen: Dad!? I thought you got pinched at work!?

Jaune: ...I pinched a muscle? Where did you get that duffle bag of money!?

Silentknight teen: uh...internet?

[knight-dwx-09]

Hiding (Not Really) From Them

Jaune cleave a Beowolf in half with a great sword that wasn’t a Croceo Mors. As the last Grimm evaporates, he let his eyes roamed a bit to search for any Grimm left in the area.

Jaune: Okay, that should be the last one of them. Now, I just need to back to the village to report the situation and grab my payment.

He sheathed his sword into the scabbard on his waist.

Jaune: I should wait for her to call me before I leave, today is Friday so it will be any second now.

Right on cue, his scroll began to rings, causing him to smiled brightly as he pick it up to reveal smiling Neo on the screen.

Jaune: Hello Neo!

Neo: *Waving*

Jaune: So, where are you now?

Neo: Atlas

She speaks thanks to the device on her neck that try to predict what she want to say into text-to-speak. It’s not perfect but it’s still good enough to communicate without hand gestured or typing on a scroll.

Jaune: Cool, no pun intended, any luck on stealing from the criminals and finding the information for other artifact?

Neo: Couple stupid idiots, one even use just one password and one pin for all of his money and secret document. As for the latter, none. You?

Jaune: Same, just a couple of Grimm and protecting Villages, haven’t see much from Salem’s cult as well. Seems like they went into hiding after I destroyed a lot of their camp.

Neo: And you aren’t being too hard on yourself, right?

Jaune: They weren’t much to exert me that far. I don’t even have to rely on Lyssa to fight them.

Lyssa: *Speak in Jaune’s mind* Damn right you are, these weakling are even worthy for master’s skills, let alone to withstand against my power! And worry not Neo, I ensure you that I will keep tabs on master’s health and force him to get enough sleep and nutrients!

Jaune let out a deep chuckle as he pat the sword on his back, which was wrapped in a bandage.

Jaune: And Lyssa told me she’s going to protect me and make sure I don’t slip back into my old habits. So, really, you don’t have to worry about me anymore.

Neo: That’s good to know, because I promised if I ever saw or know that you are awake late in night, swinging your sword like a madman, I WILL go to your current location and suffocate you in my thighs or tits, pick your funeral.

Jaune: *Chuckle nervously* You make it sound like it was a threat.

Neo: Because it is.

Jaune: I will keep that in mind.

Neo: … I know this isn’t something for me to say nor that I really care, but shouldn’t you visit your friends by now? It’s been 6 months since you last saw them in the hospital.

Jaune: Believe me, I have been dying to do so. But you know, somehow, all of the mission I saw and get was in Vacuo or a remote area, and once every a blue moon that I have a mission in Atlas or Vale or Menagerie, my friends weren’t there. Just my rotten luck. Besides, they need rest after the war and I don’t think my absent will affect them that badly.

———

Yang: *Red Eyes and blazing hair* If I finally captured that bastard, I will make him have second thought about abandoning all of us ever again! Stupid Vomit boy, making all of us, including my sweet little sister, cry our eyes out!

Blake: I know I don’t have any right to judge him but I will help you on that, I will bring the handcuff and leash so we could tied him with us forever so he won’t be able to run away.

———

Jaune: Heck, I am sure they are really busy with their new life to even think about me. With Dust in the world become even more rarer after the final fight, Weiss is trying to find another source of resource to replace Dust while fix her family legacy. You even say that Ruby is helping out Weiss while keeping Atlas save. And that is a lot of work!

———

Ruby: I miss my Best friend, Weiss, I miss him so much. *munching on a cookies while snuggling with Weiss*

Weiss: I also miss him… *Whisper* Where are you my Knight… your princess is waiting for you to come back… *eating blueberry frozen yogurt*

———

Jaune: And I heard Kuroyuri are being rebuild! I am so proud of Ren and Nora, they could finally settled down and have a family. I do pray for Ren’s pelvis, I remember that Nora wanting to beat my family scored of 8 children.

———

Both Nora and Ren could be seen in Mistral, handing out papers with smiling Jaune when he still has the banana hair and written missing under it.

Nora: Have you seen our golden retriever son? I miss him so much! *Large tears running down her face*

Ren: Our boy have run away from us, we aren’t ready to let him go just yet. Is it because I yelled at him when we try to get Oscar back? I am sorry my boy for being too hard at you. *Lamented with black cloud over his head*

———

Jaune: *Shrugged* I am sure they are doing just fine

Neo: *rolled her eyes* And when are you gonna tell them about our relationship?

Jaune: When my jobs are near them. I just wish our scroll were destroyed in the last fight, I don’t even have their number to call them anymore.

Neo: Well, I just hope they would accept us being a thing, not that I care about their opinion on us.

Jaune: *Chuckled* I am sure they are already warm up to you, including you to them.

Neo flip the bird which cause him to laugh even harder.

Jaune: Anyway, I should get going now. I don’t want to worried the villagers with me being gone for a while now. Nice meeting with you, I will call you next week again, Neo.

Neo: *Looked down in sadness* I really miss you… I wish we could have gone together…

Jaune: …Me too… I also wish you could be my side… so I could talk together everyday and hug you all I want… and kiss you all day… but you already know why we separate for now, we have role to fulfill.

Neo: I know… it just suck that you aren’t there when I woke up in the cold, lonely bed, greeting me with that dopey, kind smile of yours to warm my day up.

Jaune: Well… maybe we can arrange something so we could spent a week together in the future

Neo: *Look up with a logging in her eyes and smiled* I would love that.

Suddenly, he can hear an alarm flared up on the other side of the call.

Neo: Well, it seems like they finally noticed their money is missing. They really should use it to upgrade their brain, I am surprised they managed to go this far with it.

Jaune: Neo, what did I say about calling me in the middle of a heist?

Neo: Please, as if you have the right to say that, ‘Mister-who-call-me-even-in-the-middle-of-hoard-of-Grimm’.

Jaune: *Sigh* Fine, just be careful.

Neo: Who do you think I am? *Smirking smugly*

Jaune: Well, that’s it for this week. Don’t forget, it will be your turn next.

Neo: *Rolled eyes* I know, just make sure you remember this number.

Jaune: I won’t, love you dear.

Neo: Love you too. Also, Lyssa, take care of our reckless partner and don’t let him jump into danger.

The sword of destruction began to shine as a small girl appeared on its place and grab hold on Jaune like a Koala, head peaking out so Neo could see her.

Lyssa: Don’t worry, this foolish master of my will not endanger his life as long as I am still by his side.

Neo: That’s good to know… see ya next week.

With the call ended, he gripped his scroll until it shattered under his hand.

Jaune: Well, are you ready for our next mission, Partner?

Lyssa: I want to sweet chocolate cake first! It has been a week since I had one and I believe I deserve one.

Jaune: *Chuckled* Okay, lets ask the chief if the place had any bakery or a cafe.

With that, the wandering knight set forth on his journey even after the war ended 6 months ago, leaving (Not Really) his friends behind as every single one of them have something in mind which they are gonna do to the knight if they find him, if, since it seem like Fate or Gods itself have another thing in mind for him and have taken a liking at his funny story unfolding. But we will see what the future’s hold for them.

[irongiant-9000]

Remnant-Con: X-Men Cosplay

Hey everyone! Welcome back to another commissioned piece. All thanks and credit go to the lovely Seshirukun! This time as a four pair of X-Men members, cosplaying and going to the Remnant equivalent of Comic-Con.

Pyrrha as Jean Grey, Yang as Rouge, Blake as Psylocke, and Jaune as Cyclops. And I know that people will say that Pyrrha would be better as Magneto, but I just thought she would be better to look as Jean. But anyways I hope you all enjoy!

[sunnysunsins]

New episode is up!

This time with a fully rendered illustration:

Look at them being silly together~

[juanarc-thethird]

Don't test me #1

Jaune's room

Yang: *Annoying Jaune as usual*

Jaune: *Trying to play video games* Yang, stop it!

Yang: *Smug* Or what? Are you going to hit me?

Jaune: No, it is not right to hit a woman.

Yang: So nothing. *keeps annoying Jaune*

Jaune: Stop!

Yang: Make me.

Jaune: If you don't stop, I'll eat your ass!

Yang: *Chuckles* Don't you mean "I'll kick your ass"?

Jaune: I already told you, I don't hit women.

Yang: So you're gonna eat my ass? Sure. *She says sarcastically*

Jaune: Arc promise. *He says with a serious tone*

Yang:...

Yang: *Nervous* Hahaha, I almost believed it. You're so funny.

Jaune: I'm dead serious.

Yang: *Wide eye*...You wouldn't dare.

Jaune: *Staring at her* Try me.

Yang:...

Yang: *She pokes him*

A couple of minutes later

Yang: OoooH! FUck!!💕

Yang is face down with her pants gone, while her ass is being eaten by Jaune on his bed. Clinging to the sheets while biting the pillow in front of her.

Yang: Stop eating my ass and fuck me already!! I beg you! I already said I was sorry! Aah!💕

Jaune: No *He says briefly and continues to eat her ass*

Yang: OHH FUCK!! I'M CUMMING AGAIN!!💕

Blake: *Walks in* Hey Jaune, have you seen Ya-? Ooh!!

Yang: *Looks at her* Please help me!~💕 *She says with a pleased smile on her face*

Blake: Excuse me. *She says as she walks away and closes the door*

Yang: Help me~💕

[madmanwonder]

Crossover Crack Ship: Jislaine

Ghislaine Dedoldia of Mushoku Tensei:

X

Jaune Arc of RWBY:

[bloodraven55]

one of my fav recurring things in v5 is ruby just being like :D while everyone around her is having completely different reactions

[craziechwiv]

(Since it's almost Halloween, let's see what Jaune n Pyrrha are going as)

Jaune, putting on yellow gloves n red overalls: Pyrrha, you almost done in there?!

Pyrrha: Just a second!

Jaune: You said that an hour ago, Yang's costume party will start any second now in the cafeteria!

Pyrrha: I know, I'm sorry! Just gotta get the hair riiiight...

Jaune: I knew we should've asked Coco for help...

Pyrrha: Okay, okay! I'm here!

Jaune: Oh, thank gods! Lemme seeee oh my gods...

Pyrrha:

Is it bad?

Jaune: ...well at least we've got something in common to our costumes.

Pyrrha: What's that?

Jaune: We're gonna breed like rabbits~.

Pyrrha: O-Oh~!

[anretoga]

What if the heroes took the roles of their enemies ?

[quattro-bacheema]

Trouble in the Arc-Schnee household

Willow: I already promised that I'd babysit the twins today!

Juniper: You've babysat the twins for two weeks in a row now! It's my turn to spoil the babies!

Willow: Then you should've made the arrangements before I did!

Juniper: How am I supposed to do that when you live in the same house as them!

*meanwhile, off to the side*

Jaune: *holding Whisper* Do you think we should... try to mediate or something?

Weiss: *holding and playing with Wirbel* And get caught in the crossfire?

Jaune: ...fair point.