#RWBY Jaune

[juanarc-thethird]

Jaune meets... The Doctor (Arthur Watts)

In a lair far away from civilization was the famous mad doctor, Arthur Watts. His lair is on the shores of the kingdom, an old and forgotten castle, right next to a ravine that faces the sea. With his laboratory at the highest point of the castle, overlooking the sea.

Now what experiment would he be working on today you ask? Well nothing less than the dissection of a creature more persistent than a cockroach.

Nora: A Cockroach?! How rude, I am a lady! A TENDER AND SWEET LADY!

Nora screams while trapped on an operating table.

Arthur: Shut up, specimen! When I'm done with you, I'll finally understand how you survived all this time and create my own army of beasts like you.

Nora: When my leader finds you he'll kick your ass!

Arthur: Good luck with that, even if he finds my lair, he'll never be able to get past my security.

Jaune: I wouldn't be so sure.

Jaune interrupts as he enters his lab out of nowhere.

Nora: *Happy* Jaune!!

Arthur: How did you get in here?!

Jaune: As for the door, you left it unlocked.

Arthur: Damn it! I knew I forgot something. But that doesn't matter! *He takes a knife and puts it near Nora* If you move, I'll kill her!

Jaune: It won't be necessary.

He says as he takes an apple out of his pocket

Arthur: *Confuse* An apple?

Jaune: You know what they say, an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Jaune tries to throw the apple right at the knife but ends up hitting the doctor in the face.

Arthur: Of fuck!

Jaune: *Surprise* Oh shit!

Nora: Yeah! Fuck him up!

The doctor loses his balance due to the impact and falls onto some chemicals he had on a nearby table, soaking him and cutting him with the glass.

Arthur: God damn it!

Jaune: Oh god, sorry!

As he tries to get up, the liquid residue on the floor slips off him and he falls near a beaker that is boiling on fire. It causes the chemicals he was soaked in to ignite, setting him on fire.

Arthur: AAHHH!!

Jaune: Oh fuck!

The doctor tries to put out his flames by running to the fire extinguisher on the other side of the lab, but in his panic he miss the cables lying on the floor and he trips, leading him straight to the window overlooking the sea.

Arthur: AAAAAAAAAAA...!!!

Jaune runs to the window and doesn't see the doctor anywhere.

Jaune: My God, what have I done?

Nora: You saved me, that's what happened. Now get out of here, I have to go to the bathroom.

[roachflower]

KING AMONG QUEENS !!!!!!! His ass is invited to the sleepover

Also whenever I draw I feel like that one fucked up shane Dawson eyeliner pic where he goes “guys I’m getting better 😍😍”

[bloodraven55]

i love you platonic friendships between male and female main characters

[akiraarabella]

WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT RWBY?!?! I STARTED IT YESTERDAY AND RN I JUST FINISHED VOLUME 7 GONNA START THE LAST TWO VOLUMES AND WTFFFFFF?????!!!!! THIS SHOW NEEDS PRAISE! THE STORY IS TAKING ME AWAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (update i finished the series in two days and now i cant get it out of my head SEND HELP-)

[iheartmothz]

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[spahhzy]

Silentknight teen walking into the house wearing a suit and carrying a duffle bag full of money.

Silentknight teen: Ma, I got bail! How's dad!?

Neo: 🤭👈

The teen looks to their left and see's there dad Jaune sitting on a recliner.

Silentknight teen: Dad!? I thought you got pinched at work!?

Jaune: ...I pinched a muscle? Where did you get that duffle bag of money!?

Silentknight teen: uh...internet?

[knight-dwx-09]

Hiding (Not Really) From Them

Jaune cleave a Beowolf in half with a great sword that wasn’t a Croceo Mors. As the last Grimm evaporates, he let his eyes roamed a bit to search for any Grimm left in the area.

Jaune: Okay, that should be the last one of them. Now, I just need to back to the village to report the situation and grab my payment.

He sheathed his sword into the scabbard on his waist.

Jaune: I should wait for her to call me before I leave, today is Friday so it will be any second now.

Right on cue, his scroll began to rings, causing him to smiled brightly as he pick it up to reveal smiling Neo on the screen.

Jaune: Hello Neo!

Neo: *Waving*

Jaune: So, where are you now?

Neo: Atlas

She speaks thanks to the device on her neck that try to predict what she want to say into text-to-speak. It’s not perfect but it’s still good enough to communicate without hand gestured or typing on a scroll.

Jaune: Cool, no pun intended, any luck on stealing from the criminals and finding the information for other artifact?

Neo: Couple stupid idiots, one even use just one password and one pin for all of his money and secret document. As for the latter, none. You?

Jaune: Same, just a couple of Grimm and protecting Villages, haven’t see much from Salem’s cult as well. Seems like they went into hiding after I destroyed a lot of their camp.

Neo: And you aren’t being too hard on yourself, right?

Jaune: They weren’t much to exert me that far. I don’t even have to rely on Lyssa to fight them.

Lyssa: *Speak in Jaune’s mind* Damn right you are, these weakling are even worthy for master’s skills, let alone to withstand against my power! And worry not Neo, I ensure you that I will keep tabs on master’s health and force him to get enough sleep and nutrients!

Jaune let out a deep chuckle as he pat the sword on his back, which was wrapped in a bandage.

Jaune: And Lyssa told me she’s going to protect me and make sure I don’t slip back into my old habits. So, really, you don’t have to worry about me anymore.

Neo: That’s good to know, because I promised if I ever saw or know that you are awake late in night, swinging your sword like a madman, I WILL go to your current location and suffocate you in my thighs or tits, pick your funeral.

Jaune: *Chuckle nervously* You make it sound like it was a threat.

Neo: Because it is.

Jaune: I will keep that in mind.

Neo: … I know this isn’t something for me to say nor that I really care, but shouldn’t you visit your friends by now? It’s been 6 months since you last saw them in the hospital.

Jaune: Believe me, I have been dying to do so. But you know, somehow, all of the mission I saw and get was in Vacuo or a remote area, and once every a blue moon that I have a mission in Atlas or Vale or Menagerie, my friends weren’t there. Just my rotten luck. Besides, they need rest after the war and I don’t think my absent will affect them that badly.

———

Yang: *Red Eyes and blazing hair* If I finally captured that bastard, I will make him have second thought about abandoning all of us ever again! Stupid Vomit boy, making all of us, including my sweet little sister, cry our eyes out!

Blake: I know I don’t have any right to judge him but I will help you on that, I will bring the handcuff and leash so we could tied him with us forever so he won’t be able to run away.

———

Jaune: Heck, I am sure they are really busy with their new life to even think about me. With Dust in the world become even more rarer after the final fight, Weiss is trying to find another source of resource to replace Dust while fix her family legacy. You even say that Ruby is helping out Weiss while keeping Atlas save. And that is a lot of work!

———

Ruby: I miss my Best friend, Weiss, I miss him so much. *munching on a cookies while snuggling with Weiss*

Weiss: I also miss him… *Whisper* Where are you my Knight… your princess is waiting for you to come back… *eating blueberry frozen yogurt*

———

Jaune: And I heard Kuroyuri are being rebuild! I am so proud of Ren and Nora, they could finally settled down and have a family. I do pray for Ren’s pelvis, I remember that Nora wanting to beat my family scored of 8 children.

———

Both Nora and Ren could be seen in Mistral, handing out papers with smiling Jaune when he still has the banana hair and written missing under it.

Nora: Have you seen our golden retriever son? I miss him so much! *Large tears running down her face*

Ren: Our boy have run away from us, we aren’t ready to let him go just yet. Is it because I yelled at him when we try to get Oscar back? I am sorry my boy for being too hard at you. *Lamented with black cloud over his head*

———

Jaune: *Shrugged* I am sure they are doing just fine

Neo: *rolled her eyes* And when are you gonna tell them about our relationship?

Jaune: When my jobs are near them. I just wish our scroll were destroyed in the last fight, I don’t even have their number to call them anymore.

Neo: Well, I just hope they would accept us being a thing, not that I care about their opinion on us.

Jaune: *Chuckled* I am sure they are already warm up to you, including you to them.

Neo flip the bird which cause him to laugh even harder.

Jaune: Anyway, I should get going now. I don’t want to worried the villagers with me being gone for a while now. Nice meeting with you, I will call you next week again, Neo.

Neo: *Looked down in sadness* I really miss you… I wish we could have gone together…

Jaune: …Me too… I also wish you could be my side… so I could talk together everyday and hug you all I want… and kiss you all day… but you already know why we separate for now, we have role to fulfill.

Neo: I know… it just suck that you aren’t there when I woke up in the cold, lonely bed, greeting me with that dopey, kind smile of yours to warm my day up.

Jaune: Well… maybe we can arrange something so we could spent a week together in the future

Neo: *Look up with a logging in her eyes and smiled* I would love that.

Suddenly, he can hear an alarm flared up on the other side of the call.

Neo: Well, it seems like they finally noticed their money is missing. They really should use it to upgrade their brain, I am surprised they managed to go this far with it.

Jaune: Neo, what did I say about calling me in the middle of a heist?

Neo: Please, as if you have the right to say that, ‘Mister-who-call-me-even-in-the-middle-of-hoard-of-Grimm’.

Jaune: *Sigh* Fine, just be careful.

Neo: Who do you think I am? *Smirking smugly*

Jaune: Well, that’s it for this week. Don’t forget, it will be your turn next.

Neo: *Rolled eyes* I know, just make sure you remember this number.

Jaune: I won’t, love you dear.

Neo: Love you too. Also, Lyssa, take care of our reckless partner and don’t let him jump into danger.

The sword of destruction began to shine as a small girl appeared on its place and grab hold on Jaune like a Koala, head peaking out so Neo could see her.

Lyssa: Don’t worry, this foolish master of my will not endanger his life as long as I am still by his side.

Neo: That’s good to know… see ya next week.

With the call ended, he gripped his scroll until it shattered under his hand.

Jaune: Well, are you ready for our next mission, Partner?

Lyssa: I want to sweet chocolate cake first! It has been a week since I had one and I believe I deserve one.

Jaune: *Chuckled* Okay, lets ask the chief if the place had any bakery or a cafe.

With that, the wandering knight set forth on his journey even after the war ended 6 months ago, leaving (Not Really) his friends behind as every single one of them have something in mind which they are gonna do to the knight if they find him, if, since it seem like Fate or Gods itself have another thing in mind for him and have taken a liking at his funny story unfolding. But we will see what the future’s hold for them.

[irongiant-9000]

Remnant-Con: X-Men Cosplay

Hey everyone! Welcome back to another commissioned piece. All thanks and credit go to the lovely Seshirukun! This time as a four pair of X-Men members, cosplaying and going to the Remnant equivalent of Comic-Con.

Pyrrha as Jean Grey, Yang as Rouge, Blake as Psylocke, and Jaune as Cyclops. And I know that people will say that Pyrrha would be better as Magneto, but I just thought she would be better to look as Jean. But anyways I hope you all enjoy!

[quattro-bacheema]

Jaune: Oh no, we've been locked in the armory!

Yang: *tries to force the armory door open to no avail* Damnit, those bastards built this door is too tough!

Sun: Alright guys, step aside. Let me work my magic! *deep breaths, channels aura into his palms, then thrusts them forward* Open Sesame!

*nothing happens to the door*

Sun: Yup, I've done everything I could.

Jaune: Guys, guys, were doing this all wrong! *gestures to the rows and rows of weapons behind them* We have technology!

*scene cuts to the three of them using a railcannon barrel as a battering ram*

Jaune: Heave!

Yang and Sun: Ho!

Jaune: Heave!

Yang and Sun: Ho!

*meanwhile, in the Headmaster's office*

Goodwitch: Sir, maybe it's time we let them out?

Ozpin: *intently watching the CCTV feed on his screen* No, no. I want to see where they go from here.

[madmanwonder]

Crossover Crack Ship: Jislaine

Ghislaine Dedoldia of Mushoku Tensei:

X

Jaune Arc of RWBY:

[craziechwiv]

(Since it's almost Halloween, let's see what Jaune n Pyrrha are going as)

Jaune, putting on yellow gloves n red overalls: Pyrrha, you almost done in there?!

Pyrrha: Just a second!

Jaune: You said that an hour ago, Yang's costume party will start any second now in the cafeteria!

Pyrrha: I know, I'm sorry! Just gotta get the hair riiiight...

Jaune: I knew we should've asked Coco for help...

Pyrrha: Okay, okay! I'm here!

Jaune: Oh, thank gods! Lemme seeee oh my gods...

Pyrrha:

Is it bad?

Jaune: ...well at least we've got something in common to our costumes.

Pyrrha: What's that?

Jaune: We're gonna breed like rabbits~.

Pyrrha: O-Oh~!

[juanarc-thethird]

I know what I'm talking about

Weiss: I'm telling you, boys don't like movies where the protagonist is a woman.

Ruby: Really?

Weiss: *Nods* Mhm.

Meanwhile

Jaune: *Holding Neptune up by his jacket* If you say Frozen is better than Mulan again, I'll kick your ass!

Neptune: It is, you bitch!

[sunnysunsins]

New episode is up!

This time with a fully rendered illustration:

Look at them being silly together~

[bloodraven55]

Lindsay Jones and Miles Luna both walked into that booth to give the performance of a fucking lifetime 🫠

[thesoulbonder]

Team JNOR

Hey peeps!

This is my entry for @one-crusty-batch-of-nature ‘s DTIYS!

I’m such a fan of her artstyle, and all her designs for the RWBY cast bring me SO much joy

Doing this challenge really motivated me to experiment with my designs for JNOR, since I’ve only really focused on Pyrrha so far lol

I’m pretty happy with where I landed for everyone ngl

[iheartmothz]

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