#RWBY Jaune

[bloodraven55]

i love you platonic friendships between male and female main characters

[akiraarabella]

WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT RWBY?!?! I STARTED IT YESTERDAY AND RN I JUST FINISHED VOLUME 7 GONNA START THE LAST TWO VOLUMES AND WTFFFFFF?????!!!!! THIS SHOW NEEDS PRAISE! THE STORY IS TAKING ME AWAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (update i finished the series in two days and now i cant get it out of my head SEND HELP-)

[juanarc-thethird]

How Bleiss became an Arc

Bleiss: Thank you for accepting my dinner invitation, darling~

Jaune: Yeah... Um... Bleiss. Look, I'm not looking for a girlfriend. I think we should be friends, you know I'm saying- Wait where did you get the tamales?

Bleiss: I made them myself.

Jaune: You made them yourself? Like yourself yourself?

Jaune: *Takes a bite*

Jaune: *Looks at her with a puzzle stare*

Jaune: *takes another bite*

Jaune: *Puts the fork down and keeps looking at her*

Jaune: Did you get my mom's recipe?

Bleiss: Youtube

Jaune: Youtube?!

Bleiss: *Nods*

Jaune: Well anyways, so like I was saying, I'm not looking for a girlfriend, I'm looking for a wife. I'm just- *Looks at another dish* Is that Chiles en nogada

Bleiss: *Nods again*

Jaune: *takes a bite and looks at her in disbelief*

Jaune: No no, how did you..., I mean, I'm was thinking, Maybe it's about time that we should live together.

Bleiss: Really?~

Jaune: Yeah, what is that by the way? *points to a pot*

Bleiss: Pozole

Jaune: Pozole? Like Pozole Pozole?

Bleiss: *Nods*

Jaune: *Looks inside* No way... You made that?

Bleiss: *Nods one more time*

Jaune: *He pours himself a bowl* So anyways, like I was saying I'm looking for a wife and I think, sorry, I know now that I read you wrong and I'm ready, I think I'm ready for marriage. What do you think?

Bleiss: I think we should get marry in Menagerie.

Jaune: Menagerie?! I don't know about that. *takes a sip from his bowl*

Jaune: *Puts the bowl down in surprise*

Jaune: I mean, I don't know who you want to invite. So make sure I get that list so I can *Takes another sip* I'm sorry, how often you eat like this?

Bleiss: Every day

Jaune: Every day! Every day?!

Bleiss: is that a problem?~ *She says with a smug smile*

Jaune: Oh you bet there is a problem. You are Mrs. Arc now!

Bleiss: Luck me~💕

[quattro-bacheema]

Jaune: Oh no, we've been locked in the armory!

Yang: *tries to force the armory door open to no avail* Damnit, those bastards built this door is too tough!

Sun: Alright guys, step aside. Let me work my magic! *deep breaths, channels aura into his palms, then thrusts them forward* Open Sesame!

*nothing happens to the door*

Sun: Yup, I've done everything I could.

Jaune: Guys, guys, were doing this all wrong! *gestures to the rows and rows of weapons behind them* We have technology!

*scene cuts to the three of them using a railcannon barrel as a battering ram*

Jaune: Heave!

Yang and Sun: Ho!

Jaune: Heave!

Yang and Sun: Ho!

*meanwhile, in the Headmaster's office*

Goodwitch: Sir, maybe it's time we let them out?

Ozpin: *intently watching the CCTV feed on his screen* No, no. I want to see where they go from here.

[craziechwiv]

(Since it's almost Halloween, let's see what Jaune n Pyrrha are going as)

Jaune, putting on yellow gloves n red overalls: Pyrrha, you almost done in there?!

Pyrrha: Just a second!

Jaune: You said that an hour ago, Yang's costume party will start any second now in the cafeteria!

Pyrrha: I know, I'm sorry! Just gotta get the hair riiiight...

Jaune: I knew we should've asked Coco for help...

Pyrrha: Okay, okay! I'm here!

Jaune: Oh, thank gods! Lemme seeee oh my gods...

Pyrrha:

Is it bad?

Jaune: ...well at least we've got something in common to our costumes.

Pyrrha: What's that?

Jaune: We're gonna breed like rabbits~.

Pyrrha: O-Oh~!

[madmanwonder]

Crossover Crack Ship: Jislaine

Ghislaine Dedoldia of Mushoku Tensei:

X

Jaune Arc of RWBY:

[thesoulbonder]

Team JNOR

Hey peeps!

This is my entry for @one-crusty-batch-of-nature ‘s DTIYS!

I’m such a fan of her artstyle, and all her designs for the RWBY cast bring me SO much joy

Doing this challenge really motivated me to experiment with my designs for JNOR, since I’ve only really focused on Pyrrha so far lol

I’m pretty happy with where I landed for everyone ngl

[ficretus]

COUNCIL OF CIN-DERES

*Inside of Cinder's head, some time in the future*

Cinder: I called for this meeting because I require an advice regarding something.

Kuudere Cinder: Meeting after all this time.

Tsundere Cinder: Pfff, as if I care. Didn't you replace us with that girl, what was her name?

Himedere Cinder: Emma I believe. Although I have a trouble remembering commoner's names, not that I care.

Cinder: It's Emerald you stuck up brat. Why do I have a Schnee inside of my head? Either way, Emerald won't give me an advice, so I called for you. Happy?

Dandere Cinder: Y-yes.

Himedere Cinder: So you called for us because Emily was busy? How insulting.

Tsundere Cinder: Well she sucked at her job anyway. Never cared about her.

Nyandere Cinder: I do nyat believe you.

Tsundere Cinder: Oh shut up.

Kuudere Cinder: I can see your reasoning. Emerald would just nod her head at everything and call it brilliant.

Kamidere Cinder: Flaw of lesser beings. Admiration is emotion furthest from understanding. Now regarding the plan to take every single power in the universe, I've made a simplified graph that even some of you could understand.

Nyandere Cinder: Nyat cool.

Cinder: We are no longer doing that.

Kamidere Cinder: What do you mean we are no longer doing that?

Kuudere Cinder: She changed her mind, she is now pining over a boy.

Kamidere Cinder: How does that factor in our plans?

Tsundere Cinder: It doesn't, she fell in love with that Arc loser.

Himedere Cinder: Could be worse, at least his family is famous.

Kamidere Cinder: *ascends to the sky* In that case I'm leaving this meeting. Farewell Cinder council... you were interesting for a while.

Kuudere Cinder: Well, that's Kamidere gone and Deredere didn't show up.

Cinder: Either way, I have a question regarding Jaune Arc. He helped me overcome my traumas and for whatever reason, forgave me for everything I've done.

Tsundere Cinder: What a dumbass.

Cinder: But now I'm confused about what are we. Are we acquaintances, friends, or perhaps something more. I'm afraid to ask him that so I want your advice.

Yandere Cinder: Have you tried stabbing people around him?

Dandere Cinder: T-that's bad.

Kuudere Cinder: Last time I checked he hated us for doing that.

Yandere Cinder: On the contrary. We got everything we ever wanted by doing that. Freedom, Maiden power and now *licks her lips* Darling Jaune.

Nyandere Cinder: She is kind of right. It got us out of Glass Unyacorn.

Himedere Cinder: Ask one of your servants to do it, don't dirty your hands. Mark or Emerson should be able to do it.

Cinder: I veto that. We are not stabbing anyone. Question is should I ask him out or not?

Dandere Cinder: Ask him.

Nyandere Cinder: Ask Nyarc out.

Yandere Cinder: Asking? When did that ever work?

Himedere Cinder: Don't ask him. Arc boy should ask you. In fact, he should beg.

Tsundere Cinder: Don't bother, he is beneath us.

Kuudere Cinder: I'm neutral.

Cinder: It seems majority is against. Well in that case...

Nyandere Cinder: Wait, I wanyant Kuudere and Tsundere to vote againya.

Tsundere Cinder: I don't remember asking your opinion you stupid cat.

Kuudere Cinder: Sigh... fine. *raises her hand in favor*

Tsundere Cinder: Grrrrr, fine. *raises her hand in favor*

Cinder: Oh, it seems majority is in favor now.

Kuudere Cinder: *giggles*

Tsundere Cinder: *blushing* What's so funny you frigid bitch?

Himedere Cinder: Ah, it appears democracy proves itself to be inferior system yet again. Do what you want commoners.

Cinder: Now that's decided, I'm returning to my body.

Kuudere Cinder: Returning? Who did you leave in charge?

Cinder: Oh no...

*in real world*

Jaune: I'm telling you Ren, Cinder has been acting weird this afternoon.

Ren: What do you mean?

Deredere Cinder: Uwu! I vuw you Jaune!

[davidellisartworkstuff]

They graduated guys, I don’t make the rules

[doodleisdead]

HAIL TO THE ICE QUEEN

(Moar old art)

My boo @/insomniacrakoon gave me this idea last year so I had to draw it

[danurso]

NWN Challenge

*At a nice bar in Atlas*

Ruby: You’re still dealing with the fallout of that mess?

Blake: Of course. As the head of the white fang I can't just clean up a mess and ignore what caused it and who was affected by it…..*sigh* The last thing I want is people thinking we’re slipping back into what we used to be years back.

Yang: Good thing your pops is really good at de-escalating, well that and Weiss’ PR team.

Blake: Yeah. Where is her by the way? I wanted to thank her personally for all the help.

Ruby: She said she was coming, something came up during work.

Yang: Or someone. If Jaune went to visit she might be an hour or so late.

Blake: That. . . . . . probably isn't the case.

Yang: Why?

Blake: *nods* Because she doesn't look like she just had a good time.

The trio then turned to see a familiar heiress coming in, looking like she was about to murder someone.

Weiss: *sits down on the table*

Bartender: What will it be mi-

Weiss: Vodka. Pure. And make it a triple.

Yang: Yeesh. Someone got up on the wrong side of the bed today.

Ruby: What happened?

Blake: Who did you kill?

Weiss: He's not dead, the doctors said just broke a few bones.

R_BY: . . . . . . . .

Weiss: . . . .what?

Blake: . . . . .i was joking.

Weiss: Oh. . . .right. . . . .

Ruby: Wait, wait, you tried to kill someone!?

Weiss: I didn't! I just exaggerated a bit while dealing with a jerk.

Yang: What happened?

Weiss: . . . . .*sigh* I was venting to Winter about some private things about Jaune, as soon as she left an associate came in, he must've heard something about what we're talking, because as soon as we were done talking business he tried asking me out.

Yang: Doesn't everyone at the company know you just married?

Weiss: They do and he knew about it. But he insisted saying we could do something “fun” and that he could “Give me what i needed” since my husband wasn't doing so.

Ruby: Oh gods. . . . . .

Yang: Hah!

Blake: Like, I understand why that made you angry, but did you have to send the guy to the hospital?

Weiss: Not really, but i’ve been having a really stressful week and even after i said no multiple times, he kept pushing, and the moment he got too close i catapulted him out of the room with a glyph, though because of everything i miscalculated and sent him through a wall instead of the door.

Yang: *laughs* Please send me the video whenever you can! I wanna see that.

Ruby: Well, jerk aside, is everything okay? You sound like there's been stress even before that.

Bartender: Here miss. *Puts down her drink*

Weiss: Thanks.

Blake: Is everything okay at home? You said you were venting about Jaune, is everything okay between you two?

Weiss: No! The last three weeks been awful! HE has been awful!

Blake: Wait what?

Yang: Wow, That's a surprise.

Ruby: But why? What's wrong with Jaune?

Weiss: He’s been the worst! I keep having to deal with issues at the company! Cleaning the mess my father made! And then, after an awful day of work, what am I greeted with!?

Yang: A blown up house?

Blake: Another woman?

Ruby: Jaune wouldn't do that blake! Geez. . . . .Oh! Was it maybe a dead body?

Weiss: No! As soon as I come in he greets me with that stupid! Bright! And warm smile! He hugs me tight goes on about missing me soooo much! He covers me in kisses! Takes me in to show the warm bath he prepared for me! The house which is basically spotless and the dinner which was my favorite! Aaaarggh! Just thinking about it makes my blood boil! *Chugs the drink*

Ruby: . . . . . . . .

Yang: . . . . . . . .

Blake: . . . . . . . . . .that's it?

Weiss: Oh no. No no no, it gets worse. After dinner he brings me a whole cheesecake! Freshly made! And after we ate he took me to the living room and massaged every corner of my stressed body! I felt like I was melting! Oh gods the nerve of that man!!!

Yang: Wow, sounds like a nightmare.

Weiss: I know! Because it is!

Blake: *deadpan* Is it though?

Ruby: Err, Weiss? Are you sure there's a problem there? Because you make it sound like he's doing something bad but apparently he's been really sweet to you.

Weiss: I know! And it's unbearable!

Ruby: But why?

Weiss: BECAUSE IT'S NOVEMBER RUBY!!!

R_BY: Ohhhh. . . . .

Blake: He’s doing that dumb challenge too? I thought it was just Sun.

Ruby: *sigh* Nah, Oscar was doing it too.

Yang: Sounds like a headache. Lucky me and Arslan don't struggle with that stuff.

Blake: Yes, because she's not a guy, they tend to be incredibly stubborn about the stupidest things. Well, as stubborn as you can be with someone who knows all your weaknesses.

Ruby: Got him to give up?

Blake: Around a week in, would’ve been sooner if i wasn't busy with the fang. Oscar giving you trouble?

Ruby: Nope. He went for ten days straight, then he walked in on me coming out of the shower and he snapped. *Chuckles* I wasn't even trying to make him lose.

Weiss: *eyebrow twitching* Good to know I'm the only one suffering here.

Yang: Come on ice cream. You know that guy is basically addicted to you, if you give him a push in the right direction I'm pretty sure he’ll just crumble.

Weiss: And you think I haven't tried!? Skimpy swimsuits, Lingeries, Nudes throughout the day, dirty comments, cosplaying his favorite characters, offering to do the most questionable things! I used every last trick in the book and he STILL didn't cave in!

Yang: Oh, wow.

Blake: I knew he had a strong will but this is still surprising to hear.

Weiss: It's so frustrating! I get to come back home every day to the most wonderful husband in the world, who pampers and looks after me, doing everything I wish and making me the happiest woman in Remnant! And you tell me I can't ride him to oblivion after all that!? It's unfair!!! Utter Injustice!!! I wished I knew who came up with this challenge so I could strangle them until they're blue!!!

Yang: *chuckles* I can't tell if you're angrier at not getting laid for three weeks now or at him for not falling for your charms.

Weiss: BOTH!!!

Ruby: I mean, you said you tried everything but it doesn't sound like it.

Weiss: I did Ruby. I most certainly did! And wore basically anything you could imagine, I went as far as to wear things that, if images were leaked online, my life would be ruined and Blake would never talk to me again.

Yang: . . . . . . .you wore a-

Blake: *covers her mouth* Please don't, I’d rather our friendship still exist by the end of the night. For once in my life i do NOT wanna know.

Yang: *pushes her out* Wow. You really pulled all the stops.

Weiss: And it did nothing to him!!! *Depressed sigh*

Ruby: I mean, so far it sounds like all you did was dress up and act sexy to try and make him cave in.

Weiss: What else was I supposed to do!?

Ruby: Did you forget who you're married to? It's pretty easy to get him to bend and do what you want once you pin his weakness down.

Weiss: . . . . . .that sounded very wrong, especially being about my husband.

Ruby: What? I never abused that weakness mind you! He's my best friend, I could never!

Yang: Unless he has your favorite cookies.

Ruby: *pink* That's different!

Weiss: Spit it out already!

Ruby: *sigh* . . . . .fine. but he ever asks, you didn't learn this from me.

-

Weiss: *walks in* I’m home.

Jaune: *wearing pajamas* Hey, how was your night? *Hugs her* Everyone doing well?

Weiss: Yeah. *Kisses him* Everyone is doing well.

Jaune: I left some food for you in the microwave, wasn’t sure if you would eat out so i made something.

Weiss: It's fine, we got something to eat on the way back.

Jaune: I’ll pack it up for tomorrow then. *Walking to the kitchen* By the way, Whitley called. He said something about a guy you sent to the hospital. Is everything okay at work?

Weiss: Yeah, someone tried hitting on me earlier, and I accidentally used too much force to push him off when he tried to get too close.

Jaune: *storing the food* Ouch. Almost makes me feel bad for him. . . . .almost. *feels a pair of arms wrapping around his torso from behind.* . . . . . .Weiss?

Weiss: *inhale* . . . . . .*deep exhale*

Jaune: *serious* Weiss. . . . .that guy didn't hurt you, did he?

Weiss: *chuckles* Good to know my knight is still there to protect me if I ever need, I thought he ended up buried under my cute husband.

Jaune: Weiss-

Weiss: He did nothing, just a few sweet words which I already forgot. I just wanted to hug you.

Jaune: If you say so, then I believe you. What do you wanna do now?

Weiss: Bed. I’m tired, could you come with me though?

Jaune didn't answer, he only turned around and picked her up in his arms, making her chuckle in response, he took her to the bedroom and helped her out of her clothes and into her nightgown, and soon enough, they were both in bed cuddling.

Weiss: *Chuckling*

Jaune: What’s so funny?

Weiss: Nothing. I’m just happy.

Jaune: That's good to hear. You seemed a little stressed these last few days.

Weiss: Yeah. . . .but I'm fine now. In fact, I couldn't be happier.

Jaune: Really?

Weiss: Of course. *Hugs him closer* I’ve got a nice house, a good job, great friends and above all else *Looks up to him* the most wonderful husband in the world.

Jaune: *pink, scratching his cheek* Hehehe, I’m just doing what I can. It's not a big deal.

Weiss: It is for me. . . .for someone who grew up in a cold house, surrounded by people I couldn't trust, having someone that I can trust and love this much is everything.

Jaune: Weiss. . . . .

Weiss: You never ignore me, you always know when I'm not okay, you look after my every need, you go above and beyond to make me happy, and you know me even better than I do myself. I must've been a saint in a past life to be blessed with someone so wonderful as you are. I wanna stay like this and hold on to you for the rest of my life. *Angelic smile* Thank you for marrying me, my love.

Jaune: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

-

Jaune: *naked on the bed and spooning her* God damnit. . . . .

Weiss: *sweaty and giggling*

Jaune: I can't believe I fell for that.

Weiss: Fell for what~? I was being honest, you know?

Jaune: I know! And that makes it even more of a dirty move!

Weiss: My heart bleeds for you.

Jaune: *groan* I was just a week away. I resisted everything you threw at me and this is how I lost?

Weiss: Yep. I thought there was no way out until a certain someone reminded me how weak you are to someone being genuinely emotional with you.

Jaune: It was Ruby wasn't it? Every time i have her favorite cookies she'll go on this emotional speech about how much it matters to her that i’m her best friend and all we went through, and when i realize i already gave her the cookies.

Weiss: I won't confirm nor deny anything.

Jaune: Ugh, figures.

Weiss: *turns to him* Oh please, you say it as if you didn't like it.

Jaune: Of course I did, I've been craving you for weeks.

Weiss: Good to hear, I felt the same.

Jaune: Just don't do that next year or I'm telling Blake about your secret costumes.

Weiss: You’re doing that again next year!?

Jaune: *chuckles* That's your main concern?

Weiss: Of course I am! These last three weeks have been hell!

Jaune: If that's the case. . . .*on top of her* Then let me take you to paradise.

Weiss: *pink* That wasn't enough for you?

Jaune: Nowhere near enough to make up for these three weeks. You gotta work Tomorrow?

Weiss: Not really, they have to fix the wall in my office so. . . . .

Jaune: Good. You won't have to make up an excuse then. Might need one for after tomorrow though.

Weiss: *red* . . . . . . .I’m in danger aren't i?

Jaune: The plan was to win the challenge and slowly ease back into routine. You tricked me into losing so now I’m giving you what you want, all of it.

Weiss: *redder* C-can we talk about this for a mome-AAHHHH~!?!?

[bloodraven55]

Lindsay Jones and Miles Luna both walked into that booth to give the performance of a fucking lifetime 🫠

[anretoga]

What if the heroes took the roles of their enemies ?

[juanarc-thethird]

Jaune: *Looks past Weiss* Weiss, you didn't tell me you had a beautiful older sister?~💕

Weiss: Wait, winter is here? *turns around* That's my mom.

Willow: Weiss, don't interrupt him.

[quattro-bacheema]

Psychic Villain: Foolish knight! With my mind powers, I don't even have to lift a finger to defeat you! I'll have you on your knees begging to make the nightmare stop!

Jaune: Pfft, yeah right! You're welcome to try.

PV: If you insist! Fall into despair, Jaune Arc! *uses psychic powers to invade Jaune's mind* Bahahaha!

Jaune: *completely unphased*

PV: *traumatizes self watching Jaune's worst memories*

Jaune:...

PV:...

Jaune:...

PV: Jesus... Hey, man... you uh... you doing okay?

Jaune: Yeah, it is what it is, you know?

[craziechwiv]

Neo: *Just relaxing on a sofa*

Yang: That right there, is the most terrifying individual I have ever met...

Blake: You're still not over that fight you had with her?

Yang: I'm still waiting for a reason too.

Blake: Well that reason will have to wait abit longer, loon.

Yang: What, why?

Yang and Blake both look at a distance as Jaune comes walking by. Neo immediately perks up and runs behind him, jumping onto his back and hugging him tightly as the blond knight laughs at her sudden cuddle attack.

Yang: ...

Blake: See?

Yang: How can something so sociopathic, be this kind?!

Blake: Who knows, maybe she's warming up to us.

Neo then proceeds to make eye contact with the duo gals and stick her tongue out at them, while giving them the bird as well.

Blake: ...So about that reason-

Yang: *Already reloading her gauntlets* Way ahead of you.