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MY HORSE IS EATING ALL THE CARROTS IN KAKARIKO
THAT DUDE GROWING THEM IS GONNA KILL ME LOL
#I just got off my horse and she just TOOK OFF FOR THEM#RIP carrots#and Link once that guy gets a hold of him#breath of the wild#botw#legend of zelda
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laughing at the thought of the Liu siblings being ultra sheltered, and Liu Qingge being thrown to the wolves by joining Bai Zhan, and Liu Mingyan joining Xian Shu and it's like giving a 13 year old completely uninhibited and unmonitored access to the Internet.
Homegirl probably stumbled into the yellowbook version of killing/stalking
But, unlike Liu Qingge who was aghast at 'the-the crudeness!' Liu Mingyan takes one look at NSFW yaoi and goes 'neat' and never looks back
#liu siblings#liu mingyan#liu qingge#svsss#svsss crack#rip to liu siblings eating regular carrot sticks instead of organic for the first time
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I think Vulcan babies laugh and smile etc because they aren't old enough to have learned emotional control so at any given moment you can hear a baby losing its MIND laughing and turn to find that their expressionless parent is literally just like, peeling a piece of fruit, absolutely NOT trying to make them laugh. And yet they persist v_v
#this was inspired by a baby I saw on a ripped tiktok video that thought their dad breaking carrots in half was the funniest thing on EARTH#Tuvok trying to talk but his 4 month old keeps shouting nonsense babyspeak over him and then laughing her head off#Vulcan parents try not to encourage laughing v_v it's like when a Human child throws a tantrum - it's to be expected but you don't#want it to continue as they grow older
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Another drawing from Méko!
It’s called the “Bunny/guns love story”!
He had this doodle idea in 2006 but finished it in 2024!
Very convincing art to say no to GMO with 🔥
#bunny maloney#obscure media#Bunny’s FACE xD#I love his expressions#RIP the carrot 😭#Another instance of it not wanting to share the link to Twitter
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The Marauders in the great Hall after a full moon.
Remus eating an entire carrot cake for himself like his life depended on it.
Remus: Merlin I love carrot cake!
Sirius dreamily looked at him: Merlin I wish I was a carrot cake.
Pete and James: WHAAAAT
#marauders#remus lupin#remus after full moon#carrot cake#rip carrot cake#full moon#sirius black#sirius is gay#sirius is in love with remus#james potter#peter pettigrew#peter and james having a heart attack#tonight remus gonna eating something else than a carrot cake#moony#moony wormtail padfoot and prongs#wormtail#padfoot#prongs
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Seriously unpacking Liam’s death right now and experience of parasocialism, and how their presence and role in an era of identity exploration in music, gender/sexuality, and ofc youth mental health
#@zaynmalik @real_liam_payne @louis_tomlinson @harry_styles @niallofficial#liam payne#one direction#directioner#I love carrots#protest with jimmy#rip#still processing#???????#parasocialism is crazy
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The more and more I think about it, the more tragic Landons story actually becomes. 😭😭😭 and I just want Landon back so badly. So he can get a better story and a chance at happiness.
#sorry in my Landon feels#I just can’t help but think about all these little things that Landon himself stated in one episode (like what type of life he didn’t want)#or things he feared and things he wanted for himself etc#only for the writers to turn around and give him to exact thing he didn’t want from himself#dangle the chance for him to possibly have the life he wants(or just come back to life period) and happiness in front of him like a carrot#to only rip it away from him in some of the worst ways possible#plus having him spent 2 seasons straight going through trauma and being torture#being bullied and mistreated by the people at the school who are his so called friends#who supposedly ‘care about him’#the same ‘friends’ who treated some of the people who came to harm them better than Landon#even lost a part of his soul and it was all for nothing#i’ll truly never be over this#landon kirby#landon kirby deserved better
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i dont know who the first shithead that said that eating bananas or fruits or whatever would make you fat because of the naturally present sugars in the plants was but I want to find them and kick their ass and rake them over hot coals for all the tangible damage they've done to people's eating habits and relationship to food
#spitblaze says things#like YEAH eating a ton of sugar isnt good for you. its not great if you eat nothing but spinach either. its about scale so what#bananas and carrots dont have enough sugar to be 'unhealthy'! most fruits don't!#denying yourself sweet things and tastes you enjoy doesn't make you healthy! it's just self-flagellation!!!#DIE KILL HATE RIP TEAR I HATE YOU DIET INDUSTRY
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Man, I'm so dumb
I can't do even basic math!
All this time, I was asking myself "But wait, we already have 10 Strawhats, even not counting Luffy!"
Yeah, past me... WE DON'T
Zoro, Nami, Usopp, Sanji, Chopper, Robin, Franky, Brook, Jinbei - THAT'S 9!!!
So, if Luffy wasn't counting himself when he said he wanted 10 people in his crew, THEN THERE'S STILL ONE SPOT LEFT!
People were right!! I just can't count to save my life, aparently!! 😭
#one piece#with that said...#my bets are on Bonney#she's the only that'd make sense rn#but then again people also thought Carrot or Yamato would be it#rip#mugiwara crew#straw hat pirates
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Purely out of curiosity I’m just dying to know how myany followers do you have?
at least 7. sometimes 9
#return to sender#u can guess if you want. there is many of you i guess#i need to purge my followers soon tho rip#it feels showboaty to talk abt lol im srry im just some guy#literally most some guy ever of all time#if u guess close ill post a carrot or smth
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okay i love his vibes
#dalekisbored#he isn't wearing his outer cape bc it HOT outside#and so is his computer rip#carrot farming#myart
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I saw a carrot was flowering early so I decided to pick it since that signals the end of their lives and 😐
#Daucus#plants#food plants#plampts#I struggle with carrots rip#they take so much longer than what the packet says! it also might be too warm rn and it’s making them unhappy
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Yet another au piece featuring Mercutio from The Peculiar Compendium of Victor Van Wolfe by Bobby Rizzo on Webtoons
#leonardo eats carrots#spaceships and vodka#the peculiar compendium of victor van wolfe#bobby rizzo#craig davidson#mercutio finch#au art#oc#oc art#webcomic#webtoons#webtoon canvas#as i mentioned in the prev post#craig has a habit of getting beat up arrested attacked almost killed literally killed etc#the rest of the crew sorta has a habit of ignoring it though#itd mean a lot to me if we slowed down and discussed it a bit but yk#so i guess ill just make angst on my own rip#pirates#art#queer art#gay art#my art
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Going to Budapest in 24h, my brother is so scared of flying. He is also so uninterested in anything not relating to the f1 race.
#rip i'll have to walk to the airport in this heat tomorrow#we live too close to it for the taxis to want to drive#i also dyed my hair a more intense ginger shade people will think i'm a mclaren fan and i'm literally not...#i look like a carrot btw#i do like it tho#anyways my brother is driving me insane i was like we need to get transportation tickets online to avoid queues#because it's a shit ton of people going to the race and he was like omg you need to chill!! yeah good luck standing in the sun for 2 hours
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How Evil Are You?
Carrot is 94 percent evil.
"Gyachuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!" Translation: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
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Grandma’s Meatloaf 📣📣📣📣📣📣📣📣
Hey guys be cool and normal but reblog this with the homemade meal that would get you the most hyped as a child. I need it for reasons.
#her meatloaf was so fucking good#and it still hits#she’s dead tho#rip grandma#I still make the meatloaf for special occasions#with some mashed potatoes and candied carrots#and a lil salad#in its own bowl#and a diet barqs root beer#and one piece of cheap wheat bread with cold as fuck margarine
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