#RIP the carrot 😭

[bringbackbunnymaloney]

Another drawing from Méko!

It’s called the “Bunny/guns love story”!

He had this doodle idea in 2006 but finished it in 2024!

Very convincing art to say no to GMO with 🔥

[redr0sewrites]

Can you write Vox x reader where like the reader just says like really unhinged things and just like vile things whenever they rage and stuff like the internet could be slow or smth and the reader is just like “IM GOING TO RIP OFF MY SKIN” idk man I’m kinda just self projecting rn like you can right anything with it tbh idk sorry for rambling anyway you don’t have to do this if you don’t wanna

THIS IS SO MEEEEE I LOVE THIS IDEA SM!!! sorry it took me a hot minute to reply to this i have over 70 hazbin hotel requests in my inbox 😭

🥀Cw: fluff, crack, silly vox

when he first met you, vox was charmed by your seemingly sweet nature- that is, until you were pissed

your unholy screech of how you were going to rip off your skin if he cut the wifi again was both endearing and confusing in his eyes

vox would just short circuit for a second, just blinking at you while he tries to process what you just said

once it clicks, he just starts giggling. vox very rarely genuinely laughs, most of his laughs are professional or part of the persona he adopts as the leader of vox enterprises, but when he's so shocked by what you just said, he can't control the booming laughter thay fills the room

he's wheezing and gasping, each barking laugh only pissing you off more

"what's so funny? if you keep laughing i am going to fucking break ur fingers like carrot sticks!" you snap, and vox only giggles harder

after a few seconds, you can't help but notice how adorable his laughter is, and soon you don't mind it as much

once you two are officially together, you notice how stressed vox often is, yet how he seems to visibly relax around you

the batshit crazy things you say, which normally disgusts other people, only seem to amuse him

its actually a wonderful dynamic because you bring some spontaneity and slight insanity into vox's otherwise irritating and depressing lifestyle, and vox balances out the crazy things you say and calms you down every time

you often find yourself searching for new phrases to baffle him with, and for new ways to make him laugh

after vox has a stressful day, he enjoys just listening to you ramble about the most insane things and adores hearing whatever fucked up saying you've adopted recently

vox notices himself beginning to copy your speech patterns. he only begins to realize when he slips in an exceptionally odd metaphor into a work meeting and everyone stares at him, yet his heart skips a beat at the thought

there's something so charming to him about the fact that he's adopting your mannerisms, and you truly make him laugh when no one else can

whenever another one of the vees pisses him off, he always comes to you for advice on incredibly deranged comebacks, and you never disappoint!

he's won multiple arguments by just repeating one of your fucked up sayings and the other vees being too lowkey shocked to disagree

vox LOVES IT when you diss people he hates, hearing you ramble some fucked up insults about alastor made him fall in love with you all over again

"that worm on a string fucked up karen cut bob looking ass- if i see him around here again im going to eat a fucking brick" *cue vox looking at you with the biggest heart eyes*

overall, you are both menaces, but you're menaces in love ♥️

vox lay with his head in your lap, the blue light of his screen illuminating the dim room as you rambled mindlessly about your day.

"and THEN, this fucking asshole tried to flirt with me! ME!! as if he doesn't know were dating! ugh, it makes me feel like i have an entire beehive living beneath my skin. i swear if he even looks at me again im going to lick wet cement i can NOT deal. how can you even work with him? he's such a fucking CREEP voxy, i'm going to cut off those ugly ass wings and shove them so far down his throat- hey, are you even listening?"

you look down to see vox half asleep, his eyelids drooping as his light dimmed. "keep talking.." he murmurs, looking up at you with a lazy smile on his face. "you're my favorite person t' listen to.."

i love the idea of vox with a partner who challenges his very idea of power. he clearly wraps himself in a sort of persona, surrounding himself with powerful people and acting like he's so serious and important. i love the idea of him falling in love with someone who can break down his walls in seconds, someone who can dismantle his entire bravado act and who allows him to truly be himself. this is such a wonderful prompt and i am eating this up. nonnie ur awesome!!!!

[thebearer]

Omg omg omg I LOVE your dad Carmy fics so much! And idk if you’re taking requests rn but can I please request a dad Carmy x wife reader it’s their little girls first birthday and one of the staff members gifted her a little play kitchen with pots and pans and she just loves it bc she wants to be like her daddy since she sees him in the kitchen all the time and she even “makes” him food and Carmy playfully critiques her meals😭🙌🏻🥹

“What’s this Teddy Bear?” It’s a sight to see. Carmen Berzatto smushed and crouched into a teeny tiny plastic chair, sitting at the “best restaurant in Chicago”… if the category was for plastic food.

Teddy babbled in the kitchen, flinging plastic lids and ripping apart velcro fruit and vegetables that she’s was “cutting”, before flinging the other half into the bin.

“Pretty angry chef.” Carmen muttered to you teasingly. “Seems like a hot head.”

“I just hope the foods good.” You played along, your own knees near your chest in the tiny table set. “She didn’t even take our order.”

Carmen snorted, looking at the small kitchen. It was a gift, from Richie of all people, for Christmas. He’d cackled when he gave it to her, watching as she giggled with glee. “Got your own prodigy now, Cousin.” Richie grinned.

Carmen didn’t realize how much Teddy caught on to in the kitchen until she’d carry her little plates and shout “corner!” just like she’d seen her daddy do. It made Carmen’s heart melt, grinning so hard his cheeks hurt.

“Chef,” Carmen called, Teddy’s little curls flying when she looked back at him. “How much longer?”

“Jus’a minute.” Teddy’s tiny, sing-song pitched voice had your own heart aching with pure adoration, your hand smoothing down your growing belly. You hadn’t told her about the baby yet-she’d just became a chef, not yet ready for the title of big sister.

“All done!” Teddy brought the bowls out, an interesting combo of plastic clumps of peas, banana, and chicken in Carmen’s bowl. In your bowl the cut apple slices, carrots, and what appeared to be a Barbie doll shoe.

“Thank you, chef.” Carmen looked down at the bowl, raising a brow at you, biting back his own smile. “Chef, can we have a fork?”

“No.” Teddy shook her head, holding onto her little chef’s hat. “You no need fork.”

“Teddy.” You laughed at the three year old. “We need a fork, silly! How do we eat with no fork?”

“Hands.” Teddy shrugged, clambering back to the ‘kitchen’ in her little plastic heels. She returned with a plastic knife and a pair of tongs. “Here.”

Carmen looked at the small knife. “This is a weird place.” He muttered to you playfully. “Chef is a little pushy.”

“You’re telling me.” You grinned, using your wooden tongs to pick up the Barbie shoe. “I’m scared to tell her about this.”

Carmen laughed, nearly falling back in the plastic chair. “I’m sure it’s a garnish.” He grinned, making you snort. “Kinda looks like your pregnancy cravings.” He motioned towards his bowl.

You gaped, dramatically at him. “Watch it, Berzatto.” You but back a smile. “Before I make you make me another Nutella grilled cheese.”

Carmen gagged dramatically, alerting Teddy. “No good?” She asked, little lip jutting nearly pitifully.

“No, no, no,” Carmen said quickly. “Very good. So yummy. All done. Good job, Chef.”

Teddy grinned, giggling and throwing her arms around Carmen’s neck, launching himself in his lap. Carmen caught her easily, tickling her sides so she squealed. “Really hands on experience, huh?” He smirked, looking at you.

You posted this photo on your Instagram:

with the caption:

eating good tonight thanks to chef teddy bear🧸🍼🐣 five stars, best restaurant in the us. giving @/carmenberzatto a run for his money!!

[justevelynnnn]

hiii! i was wondering if you could do bunny!reader and Connie doing something maybe a bit wholesome like maybe grocery shopping? 😭😭

Hellooooooo! My first request 😭😭! Ok so, basically for this is had to do a bit of research because I never heard of the bunny!reader thing so idk y my mind went to like and actual half human, half bunny situation but hopefully I got it right let me knowwwww!

You hopped right into my heart

Warnings: none

Content: just fluff 👍🏾

- People would describe you as a bunny a lot of the time

- You were shy, curious, easily startled…

- So how did someone like you, end up with some on like him?

- You went with your friend one day to the mall and that’s when he saw you

- You wore a whole white outfit that contrasted well with your darker skin. It was simple really, a white crop top and a short lacy skirt, white stockings and some white flats.

- He just had to have you

- Luckily for him your friend saw him and pointed him out to you as he walked over

- You were nervous at first and tried to hide behind her but she reassured you it was fine and stepped out the way

- He was fine enough so you did end up giving him your number and the rest was history

- Connie Springer was the town’s bad boy. He wore ripped jeans and buzz cut his hair a lot and messed around in school all the way up until graduation

- You however, while jumpy and sometimes silly when comfortable, was an exceptional student who was often quiet and to herself

- You went to college but he didn’t. He was wild and edgy and you were tame and soft

- So why did you chose him?

- Well it’s like they say, opposites attract!

- You calmed Connie down, he pulled you out your shell

- You guys first date was going on a picnic.

- Connie chose the perfect day, it was sunny but not too hot with a nice breeze. He knew you liked vegetables so he brought some ingredients to make a salad which you thought was sweet 🤍

- He loved your softness and almost purity

- After a while you guys would go grocery shopping

- He would take care of your stuff first so berries, lettuce and carrots and other healthy things would fill the basket

- Connie goes to the gym so he knows about being healthy but he would also get things like potion powder and eggs

- He would always pay and push the basket no matter what you said and he would put all the bags in the trunk too.

- Then you guys would drive around and listen to music. He listened to a lot of rap and a bit of rock even but you didn’t.

- “Some of these lyrics are so….violent..” You’d say and Connie would just laugh.

- You listened to softer music and pop and you even introduced him to Taylor Swift

- When the town saw you with the famous “bad boy” there were mixed reactions. Some people were worried you’d become like him and some were hoping he’d become more like you..

- Eventually everyone got used to it and now you guys were the walking definition of couple goals

- Connie would eventually nickname you his bunny because of how you reminded him of them so often with how you act

- You absolutely loved it, he really made your heart melt

- “Man, when I saw you at the mall that day, it’s like you hopped right into my heart..” He said on you guys one year anniversary of being together.

- You didn’t do much other than smile and peck him on his cheek :)

I liked this idea a lot 😭👍🏾 I hope it’s what you wanted or that I got it right at least

[chained-sweater]

favorite headcanons for each outsiders character?

my favorite headcanons for TO characters

notes: i saw this ask this morning and wanted to answer it, but i had to leave for school. 😭 but now i can answer it! :D i was actually going to make another headcanons post today when i saw this! great timing, anon!

the curtis gang:

— steve has a pet cat named "kitty".

↑ he was like, 5 or 6-years-old when he got her. that little boy was SO HAPPY when his dad let him adopt her. he named her kitty bc of his limited english. (i hc his dad doesn't know english, so steve's first language is german. when they got kitty, he was just beginning to learn english. i'll explain in another post.)

— darry screams like a little girl.

↑ his scream is SO high-pitched, it's not even funny. bro screams SO LOUD it scares everyone. (rip johnny.)

— ponyboy cusses people out in french when they're cranky/irritable.

↑ he talks shit about the socs too, but those guys can't do anything to them bc they don't know wtf he is saying, lmaooo.

— dallas has severe cynophobia (fear of dogs).

↑ ik i've said this before, but i just really want to elaborate on how fucking terrified dally is of dogs. just SAYING the word "dog" will send him into a panic attack. that's how severe his phobia is.

— two-bit has so many allergies, it's not even funny.

↑ bro's allergic to gluten, pollen, cats AND dogs, carrots, tuna.....the list goes on.

— sodapop fucking HATES soda (the drink).

↑ idrk how to explain, man. when he tried it for the first time he spit that shit out so fast. never had it ever again. (ponyboy is so confused/angry over this.)

— johnny's eating habits are so wild, guys.

↑ this boy either packs away a whole thanksgiving turkey or eats a single cracker. there is no in between.

* * *

the shepard siblings:

— tim is really good with little kids/babies.

↑ he isn't the biggest fan of little ones, but he doesn't HATE them. sometimes when he's out in public and he sees a baby being fussy, he'll just be like "omg shut up" and scoops 'em up and just holds them and then like two minutes later the kid's passed out on his shoulder. curly and angela are baffled.

— angela LOVES doing hair.

↑ she practices her skills on her hair and her brothers' hair. (mainly tim.)

— curly is the biggest daredevil you will ever meet. (that's already canon.)

↑ ever seen jackass? yeah, that's curly.

* * *

other greasers:

— sandy loved painting.

↑ she would make small paintings on tiny pieces of paper and gift them to soda. after she left, soda burned them all.

— sylvia is the biggest bitch you will ever meet. (canon.)

↑ she is literally the worst person ever. the reason dally went back to her so much is bc she fucking manipulated/gaslighted him. idk HOW people can praise her 'n shit, like, c'mon y'all, she canonically cheated on dallas MULTIPLE TIMES and he STILL took her back. she tried hooking up with JOHNNY for crying out loud. horrible, horrible person here, folks.

— evie is literally a GODDESS at makeup.

↑ girlies (or anyone), if you want your makeup done, call evie. she'll fix you up so good, you won't even recognize yourself. steve sometimes lets her do his makeup and he'll walk around like that all day. (soda goes absolutely feral.)

— buck is dally's father figure.

↑ he was the very first person dallas met when he arrived in tulsa. buck took one look at 12-year-old dally and said, "yep, he's my son now." they're both really close and would die for each other.

* * *

the socs:

— marcia is very creative/artsy.

↑ she draws, paints, knits, crochets, writes, and so much more. she makes her own clothes and makes clothes for her friends and family as well. super talented girl.

— randy used to be a greaser.

↑ he was born on the east side and lived a peaceful life until his parents and little sister died in a housefire when he was 10. he was put in a foster home/orphanage and stayed there until he was 12. the only reason he became a soc was because the foster care facility/social services placed him with a foster family that lived on the west side. he absolutely hated being a soc and post-canon he runs away and becomes a hippie and lives on the east side again.

— bob is the biggest kleptomaniac ever.

↑ this man steals everything and anything. his rings? stolen from other socs. his clothes? swiped 'em under the cashier's nose. he steals shit he doesn't even need. he just takes everything that isn't nailed down. (two-bit rivals him in this.)

— cherry hates the wilderness.

↑ this girl hates bugs, arachnids, snakes, EVERYTHING. do not take her camping. she will whine and complain the entire time. poor girl goes home covered in bug bites despite wearing a shit ton of bug spray.

— don't have any headcanons for paul yet, lol sorry.

end notes: that's everyone. thanks for the ask, anon! ❤️

[anxiteyandsleep]

I'm so sorry if I made you flustered about the smut question- didn't mean to! 🫢🫣😆

Okay so I'm gonna try and request this: 🙏

Could I please request Thranduil x Male reader who's this tall and buffed tiefling (big horns, long strong tail) who looks scary asf but is actually a total sweetheart? He only looks intimidating bc he's always wearing his armor, covers his face with a cloth/a mask, has dark makeup around his eyes and basically looks like a fricking demon?

He wears a cloth/a mask around his mouth bc he has a big open scar on his cheek (naaah nothing too graphic he just can do this trick with food where when you're facing his healthy side he sticks a carrot into the opening (scar) on the other side and chews without even opening his lips- totally normal- he did it in front of Legolas once and that poor child didn't sleep for a week). He's not ashamed of it, he just doesn't like the stares.

Even tho I'm as old as the first LOTR movie I only just now became a fan and I saw that Thranduil has an injury on his face as well (but hidden) so that got me thinking...

Maybe reader and Thranduil are a couple (reader was treated badly for being a barbarian tiefling -> not by Thranduil <- but proved himself when he saved him) and he then made reader his personal guard, became friends and then lovers.

Thranduil is curious about reader hiding his face but never pushes him to uncover himself (Like why are you hidding yourself from me hmm? Why don't you kiss me? Your other facial features are gorgeous asf, for a tiefling barbarian who rips goblins in half with his bare hands you could even compete with some elves I know-).

One day Thranduil has some issues with his own injury which reader sees and comes to his aid, Thranduil is embarrassed and nearly breaks down, tears fill his eyes bc his love saw his hideous face and is afraid he will leave him (god I'm so bad at romance bro) but reader just chuckles, takes the cloth/mask from his face and shows Thranduil his own injury.

Now they both have scars! They know each other struggles! And they love each other like never before! Happy ending- No but really, angst with fluffy comfort for our two boys and mainly for the elf himself, he needs the love.

Maybe even emotional way back to their shared bedroom by sunset all lovely dovely bc why dafuq not- just Thranduil giggling kicking his feet and twirling his hair as he's princess carried-

Jesus...I got way too into this. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Sorry for it being so long, I honestly don't know how to write short requests...also sorry for any mistakes, english is my second language.

Add something, remove something, it's up to you. You don't even have to write it if you hate it or you're not comfy with it. 😘😘

This is adorable ahhh and dw you didn't make me embarrassed or anything! I may have missed some details, this was written over the course of multiple days with very little sleep😭

I included my head canon that Thranduil is blind in his one eye from the dragon fire, as well as that when low on energy he can't keep the disguise up.

Slight TW for blood, scars and such???

It has been almost a year since you and Thranduil had started dating, you were his personal guard and beloved boyfriend, he adored you so much. He never knew why you hid your face but he didn't pry, especially considering he hides his face in a way too.

Thranduil had always been impressed by you, a strong tiefling with a kind soul, much like a gentle giant. Sure you were rather... Gruesome in battle, using your bare hands to fight and always returning covered in blood and gore. It was truly terrifying but Thranduil loved it, especially after you had saved him from a spider attack.

Today, however, Thranduil was hiding away from his beloved barbarian, tucked away in his room with nothing but a small candle dimly lighting the room. He had overworked himself again, his head was aching and he had no energy left to maintain his disguise, the burnt skin and muscle visible, a sight he despised.

When you heard that Thranduil was taking the day off and locked himself in his room, you grew worried. He's never done that before, usually on his days off he spends them with you, taking a walk through the garden or getting some much needed sleep. So of course you immediately went to check on him, making your way to your shared bedroom.

"Thranduil? Are you alright? I heard the guards say you weren't feeling well and I-" you fell silent as you entered the bedroom, squinting as you adjusted to the dim light but you knew exactly what you saw. You never knew Thranduil had such a scar, it covered the left half of his face and his eye was completely white.

Thranduil had to turn his head completely to actually see you, quickly attempting to cover up the scar but alas, he couldn't manage to use his magic in such a state. He never wanted you to see this side or him, he wanted to keep this horrid scar hidden from you.

"(Name)... What... What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be on patrol?" He managed to get out, clearing his throat and doing his best to speak in his usual tone but his voice still sounded shaky. Perhaps if he didn't bring attention to the scar, you would just ignore it as well

"I just got back, my love..." You replied, slowly walking closer to Thranduil, head tilted slightly in curiosity as you examined the scar. When you reached the edge of the bed, you knelt down before him, resting your chin on his legs. "is that from the dragon you faced?"

Thranduil sighed softly, closing his eyes as he couldn't bare to look at you, afraid he'd see disgust in your eyes. "yes...I managed to survive but..." He vaguely gestured to the scar, shaking his head slightly. Thranduil finally opened his eyes again when he felt your strong hands holding his, the touch was so gentle and caring, he just had to see you.

The way you were looking at him surprised him, your eyes were full so of love and admiration, it made his heart swell.

"We kinda match" you hum in a soft whisper, reaching up to remove the mask you always wore and revealing your own scar. You weren't ashamed of it, you mostly hid it for everyone's comfort as the sight of your open cheek often made people uneasy and you hated the looks they'd give you.

it was now Thranduil's turn to stare in awe, one of his delicate hands reaching up to gently trace around the scar, his fingers soft and gentle as always. "hm I suppose we do, my love" he replied softly his hand trailing up to gently trace over your horns, following the pattern and ridges of them.

"forgive me for keeping this from you... I... I do not like people seeing me in such a state but I should've told you" Thranduil apologized, moving his hands back to gently cup your face, being careful to not disturb the scar

You couldn't help but chuckle a little, leaning into his touch while your tail wagged slightly. "there's no need to apologize, I kept a secret from you too"

Thranduil felt as if a huge weight was lifted from his shoulders, the stress slowly melting away as he held you in his hands. "Well now that we both have told the truth, how about we rest?" He whispered sweetly, leaning down to capture your lips in a tender kiss, one you eagerly returned.

Without breaking the kiss, you got off your knees, cradling the back of Thranduils neck with one of your hands. You kicked off your boots, accidentally sending one flying across the room but you didn't care. "a nap sounds good, yeah" you muttered against his lips as you carefully push him back onto the bed, climbing on top of him to continue the kiss.

Thranduil couldn't help but chuckle, pulling back from your lips just enough to talk. "My love, this is not napping ~" he didn't really mind as you continued to pamper him with kisses, his delicate hands reaching up to gently tangle themselves in your hair.

"mm we'll nap after, then"

[delopsia]

We were so robbed of Rhett and Perry just being brothers.

I want Rhett and Perry buying stupid shit and terrorizing their folks with it. Royal eating breakfast and looking out the kitchen window just in time to see Rhett gliding by on a neon yellow hoverboard, taking one of the horses out to the barn. Going out to scold him for playing with toys while at work, only to look over and see Perry on a purple one, trying to separate two cattle.

I want to see them getting into petty arguments and then banding together right after because Royal said something that neither of them liked.

Perry waking up early to steal Rhett's horse and trying to run when Rhett comes chasing them down because that's his mare, goddammit! "Look, you ripped my damn saddle pad!" "That was there before!" "No, it wasn't!"

Waiting until Cecelia looks away and exchanging food off their plates. Rhett isn't fond of steamed carrots and Perry doesn't mind exchanging his mashed potatoes if that means his little brother will clean his plate.

Them going out for drinks and winding up in a 2 v 3 with the Tillerson brothers because Trevor mouthed off about Rhett's most recent ride. They're outnumbered, but Rhett is quick on his feet, and Perry hits harder than a freight train. Ending the fight and then overhearing an older man chuckling about how they're definitely Royal's sons.

I want Rhett and Perry frantically cleaning themselves up so that their folks won't clock them for getting into another fight. Buying a case of cheap beer and drinking in the back of Rhett's truck until the sun rises or they run out. Whichever happens first.

Them realizing that they've got near identical birthmarks; Rhett has one on his left hip and Perry on his right. Getting annoyed when their momma says she knows. Because why did she never tell them?? It shouldn't have taken twenty-three years for them to realize this!

I want both of them red in the face as Cecelia tells stories about the things they got up to when they were kids. The time Perry tied a string to Rhett's loose tooth and yanked it out. How they got busted eating their Easter candy when they were supposed to be in bed. When they figured out how to drive the four-wheeler by themselves and got grounded for three weeks.

Family dinners where distant relatives come together, bringing up all the old times. And oh god, Dad is talking about politics again. "Perry, you trip me, and I'll do the rest." There's nothing worse than Thanksgiving turkey being ruined by an argument between Royal and cousin Steve.

There's so much that we could have had from these two!😭

[friedmicrowave]

first post 😔

i don’t think I need to do an intro post cause like,, you guys already know what I post

so uhm I’ll just start with what species the sprunkis probably are!!

1 - Durple

-SPECIES: Dragon/Reptile

-Carnivore, being a dragon lol

-If he couldn’t talk he could usually speak in clicks, roars, grunts, etc.

-Probably has a dragon hoard, since he likes collecting things

-A Drake/wyrm

2 - Oren

-SPECIES: Insect (Hornet/Wasp)

-Nectarivore/Omnivore

-His antennae can’t hear, but can smell or move around to express emotion

-His two visible eyes are compound eyes, the smaller ones are hidden

-FLUFFY!! (because BEE.)

3 - Pinki

-SPECIES: Bunny/Rabbit

-Honks whenever she’s happy, bunnies do that as well

-Herbivore

-One of the fluffiest sprunkis

-Would probably like cabbage/lettuce more than carrots.

4 - Simon

-SPECIES: Insect (Grasshopper/Katydid)

-Omnivore

-Due to being a grasshopper or katydid, he’s one of the fastest canonically!

-Actually has mandibles, they’re just retractable/hidable

-His mandibles also helped him rip off the chunk of Brud’s head in horror mode.

-Bites the sprunkis with his mandibles from time to time (harmlessly)

5 - Raddy

-SPECIES: Horned Lizard/Bearded Dragon

-Also as fast as Simon, they race together probably (and raddy would try to eat Simon as he is an insect)

-Would probably use his horns to stab in combat.

-Omnivore, but leaning to carnivore

-The most territorial and aggressive sprunki

6 - Clukr

-SPECIES: Rhinoceros Beetle

-Omnivore, leaning to herbivore

-The smartest sprunki, along with Garnold (they both built complex, sentient(?) robots)

-Would probably fight raddy mistaking him for a beetle sometimes

-Likes eating corn

7 - Garnold

-SPECIES: Insect (Hornet)

-Nectarivore/Omnivore

-Would fight Oren from time to time, in competition for the best flowers

-Not aggressive, but istg DO NOT LET HIM STING YOU.

-One of the smartest, along with Clukr

-Fuzzy, but not as much as Oren

8 - Jevin

-SPECIES: Insect (Ensign Wasp)

-Nectarivore/Omnivore

-Not aggressive, and doesn’t use his sting or mandibles in combat. (Ensign wasps do not sting in real life.)

-Could easily drown if placed in deep water, being an insect

-Gets attacked by Oren or Garnold while feeding

-Doesn’t attack back in many situations, and just skedaddles if intimidated

-9: Sky

-SPECIES: Sun Bear (Juvenile)

-Don’t ask me where his mother or father went, not making lore for that

-Fluffy.

-Likes salmon and cod, able to catch them by himself

-Loves sleeping

10 - Tunner (I ALMOST FORGOT MY BABY 😭😭)

-SPECIES: Unknown, but a hybrid of reptile and mammal.

-A mix of scavenger and omnivore.

-Faster than the average sprunki, but not as fast as Simon or Raddy

-His species lives in deserts, that’s why they have large ears

-Has the best hearing out of any sprunki, due to his four ears

11 - Wenda

-SPECIES: Cat (White Shorthair)

-A little mischievous dumbahh who steals Gray’s kills

-Carnivore

-Grew up with barking sprunki species, so she doesn’t meow a lot

-Does NOT like gray. She hisses whenever he approaches (if he even does)

12 - Gray

-SPECIES: Melanistic Fox

-HATES Wenda, will run away if he encounters her

-Grew up with cats, but still yelps and barks

-Eats mice and birds, but they get stolen by Wenda sometimes

-fluffy as well.

13 - Brud

-SPECIES: Pigeon

-Can’t fly, he’s too dumb to know how to use his own wings.

-Pecks the ground from time to time

-Eats anything that he thinks is edible

-Loves bread and moss

14 - Black

-SPECIES: Insect (Bullet Ant)

-Wasn’t evil at all, his venom was just able to infect people he stung in fear. (and he was a freaking scaredy cat)

-His venom somehow also made the dead characters still live and create music.

15 - Vineria

SPECIES: Insect (General Beetle)

-Herbivore

-Kinda feels guilty when she eats plants, she loves nature

-A literal Rapunzel when encountering birds

-Eats her wig sometimes

16 - OWACKX

-SPECIES: Hedgehog

-Head quills are the most longest, sharpest and venomous

-Really scared of almost everything

-Omnivore

-Stole one of Vineria’s wigs

-Has ADHD

welp that’s it

OML THE TAGSSS 😭😭

[tinynap]

Wait omg thats so cute stop it 💗😭 what other buildings do u have in that server? i need some inspo if u dont mind sharing ＼(^-^)／

THANK U heres everything i have so far ft me yapping about it all by god do i yap my ass off im so sorry if all u wanted was pictures im incapable of not talking about literally anything. my bad. :3

barn area for my animals + a cute little interior that's technically extra storage space but i dont really use it

MY HOUSE ! the stone + glass thing to the left is my automatic composter setup built off my personal wheat farm (i like to enclose all my crop farms with stone walls bc i think it gives it ~character~ and also it looks pretty) this is a pretty far away picture of my house tho so have another one i took a while ago:

this area has the barn to the left which u already saw and then the storage house in the middle and then my villager breeding area on the right + what's eventually going to be a bee farm in front of it (idrk if i like the placement of it and the build itself just feels very in the way so i'll probably scatter single beehives throughout the entire town space BUT IDK YET!)

storage house ! pumpkin patch to the left and wheat field to the right (it's for when i want to breed the villagers) the inside still isn't entire organized bc well im honestly really bad about putting things in the "correct" chests but im working on it and one day it'll be finished trust

villager breeding house U cant see him rn but there's actually an iron golem that somehow spawned on the upper floor?? ive named him jeff. he goes and stands in the window sometimes but he was being really shy today :/ the random block on the right of the screen is literally there bc an enderman placed it there for some reason and i havent broken it yet

nether portal ! ive only gone through once to check out the spawn but el spent the time to make a path to the world spawn portal (which is where literally everyone else settled lmfao - i originally just set out exploring but i found this area and thought it was cute enough to live in) but anyway i do eventually want to replace the dirt circle, which took freaking forever to lay out btw never build circles in this game ever, with stone + cobble and maybe add some detail to the actual portal it's very up in the air rn. and i do eventually want to put some builds in the actual nether (also way off to the right u can see 2 torches, theyre framing the entrance to my mine where i get all of my cobblestone/deepslate and it leads to my strip mine, im eventually going to add a little mining outpost there and expand it i just havent gotten around to it)

lava farm / mass smelting area + a small crop farm i think it's just carrots and potatoes back there. i actually hate how i did the roof (i play on 90 fov so ifl maybe the angle i was at for this screenshot is fucking with my view of it ?) but things got weird bc i had to scramble to place it and also was replacing the original wood roof with diorite bc who knew lava makes wood catch on fire :/ but it's cute enough i think and it's also really practical i ran out of coal pretty early on this was the 2nd thing i built!

small tiny little enchanting house (got inspiration from some photo on pinterest that i cant find rn rip) bc when i finally decided to start enchanting my stuff i realized i didnt really have enough space for it in my house like i usually do unless i added a basement and i really did not want to do that and i like this better anyway!!! level 30 enchantments + a space to store my lapis + it's just so cute :) downside is theres always like mob sounds bc there's a cave entrance somewhere in this area that i literally just covered up with dirt so

and this is the trading hall + sugarcane farm for paper! followed a youtube tutorial for this one bc ive never really dealt with trading and wanted to make sure i didnt build something really wrong or whatever i had to change the block palette a little to fit the rest of my builds (im a huge fan of spruce and stone if u couldnt tell) but i think it's cute! im still really bad at dealing with villagers tho ive accidentally suffocated a few trying to get them in their spots and theres been some that have been attacked by zombies bc i leave them trapped in boats outside while i go to do other things.......nothing is my fault ever remember this

some extra things bc im nothing if i dont overexplain literally anything i do:

im using complementary shaders unbound bc i think theyre pretty

resource packs autumn biomes + fall pack for the fall theme (this is how im getting the red leaves and the leaf piles on the ground, i'll prob change it once it's christmas-time)

some extra resource packs: flowering crops, fast better grass, and a font change one!

tons of cats spawn and ive tamed + bred a few of them i have i think 6 and am working on naming them all (if i dont have 2 cats called jett and operator in every minecraft world i play on i'll Die.) and i eventually want to venture back to a forest i found and grab a wolf or 2 as well :)

the giant spruce trees in the background of some of the photos were planted by me bc i use spruce in pretty much every single thing i build bc well i like it

EVENTUALLY i do want to let the villagers run free to make the area more lively (i have a slab blocking the door so they cant get out lmfao) but not everything is done rn so theyre staying in their house for now. although i did think about building each one a small little house and giving them jobs and letting them live there thats like. a lot of work. so idk if im gonna do that

build progression if u care: house + wheat farm -> mining area (that i still havent finished oops) -> lava farm -> barn (started out just as fenced pens but i decided i hated that and built an actual space for them) -> storage hall bc i was running out of space -> sugarcane farm -> i found a village over the mountain behind my house and decided i might as well start breeding back home so i built them their own little house next to mine (this is when the 2nd wheat farm got built) -> decided the empty space in between the barn + storage hall was getting to me and built the pumpkin patch -> iron farm WHICH I DIDNT SHOW it's actually a good distance behind the storage hall -> built the trading hall bc why not -> laid out the area for the nether portal -> enchantment table to get some basic enchants on my tools bc the villagers were frustrating me and sitting there rerolling trades was annoying -> actually built the nether portal -> started to work on some detailing, added in some trees in the main area + added coarse dirt, fence, lanterns to the paths -> built bee farm area (might change tho)

and (sorry) ALSO theres a lot of empty space and everything but im working on making paths and adding details around to make it feel like a really connected area instead of just a bunch of builds! i was waiting until i had most of the builds i wanted in place/planned but im kind of stuck on what else to add to really tie the space together especially at the back towards the enchanting house yk but im not too worried about it rn im just having fun :D

anyway thank u for coming to this month's yap about my current interests with jo i hope u enjoyed if u read this far yippee yay wahoo ily

[just-a-carrot]

[OW Finale spoilers!]

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Ok but why does longer hair suit Hunar so well? He's stunning (/p /p /platonic please don't kill me Bucks– 💦).

THEY'RE SOOOO CUTE AHSUSHSHSJHS. JUST RIP OUT MY HEART WHY DON'T YOU CARROT.

LOOK AT HIS LIL' BLUSHY LIL' FACE D'AWWWWWWW!

Can't stop thinking about this moment. WHY DID THEY DO THAT??? GIDGET WHAT DOES THIS MEAN. You don't just get a promotion and start kissing everyone you know... they had to have wanted to do this for a while but needed an excuse/encouragement. I see you, Gidget...

ALSO HIIIII SHIGEKO! ☺️☺️☺️ Hiii Shigeko hello hi.

(ADDING EXTRA SPOILER WARNING HERE JUST IN CASE FOR ANYONE WHO HASN'T PLAYED YET LAKJDFA)

LKDJFALDSKFASDFASDF I'M SO GLAD YOU ENJOYED ALL THESE LITTLE MOMENTS FROM THE EPILOGUES... 😭💕

i really had a lot of fun with them, not only thinking of cute little things to draw (and even little easter eggs/moments for fans and ppl who had played the other games) but also just in general really putting a lot of thought into how their different relationship dynamics would work out and how they would be different based on the ship and their unique dynamics

i'm really happy you got a kick out of some of these little moments! they all really made me smile while working on it, too!

why did gidget do that indeed... 😏

[seoafin]

I need to know more about the cat rip!mc adopts

spoilers for ddao

it's the runt of the litter and the only kitten left in the box :((( hideo is actually the one that encourages rip!mc to take it. the cat brings her so much happiness!!! it's so small at first but then it gets hugeeee. it's a white maine coon that ripmc DOES name go after gojo because the cat reminds her so much of him. needy loud and attention hounding lmfao <3333 naturally gojo is extremely offended. the cat loves shoko though. loves women actually. extremely hostile to men even hideo LOL

here's an excerpt from the gojo-geto POV side thing i work on when i have ddao writers block lol

Your bare bones apartment has turned into a cat paradise. A large felt cactus scratching post and a matching branded cherry one across the room, next to your couch. A state of the art litter box in the corner. The most expensive elaborate colorful multi tiered cat tree Satoru has ever seen in his life stands against the wall. When he opens your fridge there are stacks of expensive tinned cat food. It takes up all the room in your fridge. The last time he opened your fridge a month ago there had been decaying carrots, packaged miso soup, and old take out. It had been fine. He took you out to dinner that night and ordered more food than humanly possible to consume and made sure you took it all home. Then he ordered groceries to your apartment. Suguru had stopped by and cooked you meals to last through the week and had frozen even more. He’ll take care of you, he always will. Him and Suguru. Even if you don’t feel up to the task yourself (and you usually don’t). And when you move into their apartment it’ll be even easier to take care of you. To be able to look at you all the time, to take you in their bed and have you be there in the morning without having to force himself to stay passive as you flee back to the self imposed isolation of your own apartment.  Satoru closes the fridge and stares at you. You’re still oblivious, rambling off about how you had nearly bought out the cat section at the pet store, all while the cat nuzzles into your neck with a contented purr. You squeeze it around you tighter, face bright with happiness. Satoru doesn't like feeling like an interloper, especially when it comes to your already fleeting attentions. He thinks this is going to be a problem.

then he basically threatens to fuck you in front of the cat lmfao 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[anonauthorsworkshop]

reread the newest chapter and is no one gonna talk about how 035 literally ripped off his host’s finger and threw it across the room to distract the 939’s 😭😭😭

yummy melting carrot finger

[asexual-spongebob]

The Waves That Lap The Shore - Chapter 25 - Cockle Fever

Notes:

Poor Kwazii. Love putting that guy through the wood chipper. Also fun fact: this is based off an actual H2O episode! This one specifically https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zTWYnIr_3Fs&pp=ygUKRmlzaCBmZXZlcg%3D%3D also sorry abt how short this one is. next chapter will be longer . (Also it’s a full moon chapter btw. I’m trying to space them out better. Cuz the full moon every four chapters thing was I bit fast paced for me 😭)

Chapter Text

Chapter 25 - Cockle Fever 

“Hey so me and Peso found this stuff.” Shellington announced, placing an old looking compass on the table.’

“Shiver me whiskers! It can’t be!” Kwazii gasped. 

“This is the compass that belonged to Edda the fish tailed!!!!” Kwazii said  as he pulls out a book of pirate myths.

“Who?” Paani questioned . 

“Edda the fish tailed! She was a pirate cat who was said to have a fish like tail when in water.” Kwazii began, then flipping to a page in the book. 

“Legend has it that she was a gray tuxedo cat who sailed the seas of South America, she was considered strange and unusual, she was said to steal goods off the decks of unsuspecting, ordinary sailors.” He continued.

“From swords to raw fish, she was said to steal anything. She was said to have a strange lime green fish tail as she disappeared back into the water. She was also said to have long bangs that covered her eyes, which were, when seen described as roomy and orange.” Kwazii explained 

“She was said to have a compass that was washed away when her ship sank.” Kwazii finished. 

“Damn- we might have the compass of a pirate.” Shellington remarked “wait… when did the compass get washed away?” Shellington asked “around 1905” Kwazii answered, pointing to some additional information in the book.

Shellington looked closer at the compass, “when did she get it?” Shellington asked “around 1899” Kwazii answered “that’s when this compass was made!” Shellington beamed, pointing to the date on the back as it was under a magnifying glass.

“Wow! We found a relic!” Peso smiled “what should we do with it?” Paani asked “hm… keep it. I have a feeling there’s more to this story then meets the eye.” Kwazii answered under his breath. 

“Anyway, I’ve got places to be. I’ll see ya later.” Kwazii meowed, sprinting out of the room “damn-“ Shellington remarked, then realized Tunip was standing beside him 

“Oh- sorry Tunip. Just forget I said that-“ Shellington said embarrassed. Paani stood there awkwardly “so uh- wanna hear me play a song?” Paani asked, pulling out a guitar. “Yeah sure, let me go get something real quick.” Shellington mumbled, rushing over to his closet and pulling out a drum set.

Peso then whipped out his xylophone, Shellington started banging on his drums, Peso started bonking its xylophone and Paani started playing powerchords aggressively on his guitar.

Paani started singing 1990s Billie Joe Armstrong style, Shellington and Peso had trouble figuring what the hell they were singing. 

•••

Kwazii was swimming in the coral reef. 

He noticed some coral and took a closer look.

He touched it. “Ouch!” Kwazii yelped, feeling a stinging sensation in his paw “Ugg. I’ll be fine.” Kwazii grunted, trying to convince himself he’d be fine . 

They were wrong. Dead wrong . 

Kwazii returned to the Octopod “Hey Tweak. Do ya have any fish biscuits?” They asked, glancing at the rabbit “Nah, sorry Kwaz. I’ve only got carrots..” Tweak sighed “oh- that’s fine matey. I’ll go get some meself then.” Kwazii mewed with a nod, propping themself up and scooting up the Octo-Chute.

“Do ya need some help there Kwaz?” Tweak asked “Nah matey. I’ll be fine.” Kwazii echoed as they crawled up the Octo-Chute. 

Once Kwazii got back upstairs it was all dry.

It burst into the kitchen FBI style and broke into the fridge. It stole some of Peso’s cockles.

Kwazii ripped the meat out aggressively, like a rabid animal.  “Damn Kwazii-“ Shellington remarked, he’d been watching the feline from behind, Kwazii then stared at him with a creepy stare. 

OH SHIT ! Shellington knew what happened. 

Shellington ran to the sick bay, “Peso! Peso!”

He called out frantically, then bursting into the penguin’s medical office. 

“Peso! We have a problem!” Shellington panted, catching his breath “Flappity flippers! What kind of problem?” Peso exclaimed. 

“Kwazii was stung by poisonous coral Peso! If a mermaid gets stung by it, it makes them extremely hungry and over time, discolors their tail and makes them very sick!” Shellington explained. 

“THEY NEED THE ANTIDOTE! IM GONNA GO GET IT!” Peso gasped with a scream, scrambling to the storage in the sick bay to find one, after some frantic scrambling, he found one.

“Kwazii is gone! We better find him!” Paani said sternly, standing behind the Launch Bay pool, Peso and Shellington nodded in agreement.

The three merpeople sped swam around the coast, looking for Kwazii.

“Look! There he is!” Shellington said as pointed to the cat in the distance. 

Kwazii had went up to a fishing boat he was  lurking with his head out of the water. “Hey, Kwazii. Get out of there! We don’t want you to get spotted!!” Shellington yelled, but to this horror, Kwazii was getting very sick already.

His shortfin mako shark tail was discolored and he formed discolored scales on paws this is what Shellington had feared.

“Give him the Antidote Peso.” Shellington whispered urgently, Peso responded with a nod, fishing the antidote out of his medical bag  .

Peso swam up beside Kwazii, showing the cat the antidote. 

Kwazii tried to make it seem like they were okay, but Peso knew they clearly weren’t. 

“Take this Kwazii. It’ll make you feel better.” Peso said softly, handing the antidote to the cat.

Kwazii drank it like he hadn’t drank anything in ages. He then started to return to normal, his paws no longer scaly and his tail no longer discolored.

“Huh?” Kwazii breathed, glancing at Peso confused. “You had been stung by some poisonous coral, but we gave you the antidote.” Peso clarified “oh um- thanks?” Kwazii mrrped “now let’s get out of here before we get spotted.” Peso whispered, Kwazii nodded in agreement

[hesitationss]

i already knew i was going to stay up a bit later to power through my project, but i ended up taking a nap at night... too early for bed and too pate for a typical nap... so i food prepped all the veggies my friend gave me last week and made myself a nice meal w leftover rice, stir fried zucchini, and egg (not pictured is leftover chicken as well). i am excited to try stir fry/sautée the swiss chard and to use the pickled carrots in a sandwich! i am also thinking about pickling the zucchini... also rip my chinese household only has brown sugar not white sugar 😭 so the solution is brown sjfjfbsjsn

[nerdyenby]

Aqua time :D I’m watching Scar

Pregame

Hearing ace race sound effects during the starting soon is way more amusing to me than it has any right to be

Ooooo AI is their theme

Chatgpt is a bit icky and it feels weird using it with the WGA strike going on but I think this was before that and Scar’s enthusiasm is contagious

Ai is scary y’all

Chatgpt is flirting with them 😭

I already fanboyed about these skins in other pics but they’re everything!!! AQUA ANDROIDS!!!! (I know Scar’s calling them AI Axolotls but in my heart it’s Aqua Androids)

Gosh, we don’t talk about Ranboo’s first parkour warrior in this house, it was something

They are an edm band, so true

Nalan got to hang out with Scar and get a tour of hermitcraft :))

“We’re gonna start on time today!” Now this is why we don’t say things like this

Grid Runners

Useless nicknames are my favorite thing ever, cutting two syllables down to one doesn’t make much of a difference but it always sounds so unreasonably affectionate (yes this is about Scar calling 5up “5”)

I feels like they are zooming

That red herring got everyone so bad 😭

They might’ve gotten 10th but they did not do bad, no one got stuck on anything this time

Parkour Warrior

We do need game logo t-shirts, so true Scar!!

Scar jumpscaring everyone with his *ba dump psss” 😂

NOOOOOOOOO alll that painnnnnn

AGAINNNNNN????? Oh goodness, Scar

Scar already falling as overtime starts 😭

Stop being so hard on yourselves, it’s second game, you got this

“We’ll make H proud” yeah you will!!!

Sands of Time

Scar don’t need 5up coaching, H already got him trained up

Scar in his runner arc, he’s killing it!!

He’s now dead but it’s alright, he needed to get back anyway

Oh my gosh, that was rough

He’s got it though

Scar breaking out the dodging strats 😂

It’s a miracle he made it out alive though

Ace Race

Scar stopping to turn on toggle sprint as soon as the game starts is so iconic actually

He might’ve come last but that was such a good feeling run, he killed it and was close to others almost the entire time!!

Meltdown

Rip, unfortunate

Aw again :/ bad luck, they played well though

EVERY TIME?!??? What the heck

The way they’re not even upset just 😑 “really”

#teamnotlast becoming “#teamlast” 😂

Battle Box

They’re doing really well!!

The way they were all so chill until they saw red and all hell broke loose

Yeah I’m not a fan of this map, not from a gameplay point of view, it’s fine, it just feels too sweaty for the event

Not last!!!

… what did Scott do to them? I just kinda accepted that Scott gets bullied by everyone but I probably know the backstory and just forgot it

Sky Battle

The barn strategy is always an option

Barn time!!!

They’re so chill, usually skybattle feels frantic but they’re just vibing

Impulse my beloved!!!

The loudest silence I’ve ever heard was when it popped up that they were 10th overall

“We wanted last, right? That’s what we wanted?” “Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah” never change, boys, never change

I’d love to see this team again in an event with rocket spleef and buildmart, they’d pop off, I just know it

Impulse is so unsure of what he’s doing but every team I’ve watched is just yelling /pos, you’re doing great sweetie

Hole in the Wall

“In the beginning eat your carrots, and in the late game eat your steak” “I like your optimism…” “I believe in you all fully!!” 5up my beloved

I take it back, my man just called “north” 😭

Aww Scar just jumped right into the gap

Not again :(((

Dodgebolt

“I have more friends on purple” vs Impulse holding a grudge against the mean gills 😂

Impulse having to remind Scar that they’re actually rooting against their friends is so iconic

Impulse is so petty, I love him

Let’s go Gumi, I believe!!

Congrats purple!!!

Scar, sadly: “Unfortunately that was my worst performance in MCC” Impulse, sounding oddly excited: “Yeah, me too!!”

“Meltdown was a meltdown” REAL

[fishthegenderwitch]

I am allergic to some foods* because I am allergic to cats, because I can't avoid being in the same house as cats. I'm pretty sure that the things I can't eat because of the cats are oranges, anything in the carrot family, peppers, and yellow dye. (*Wheezing, coughing, shortness of breath, and sweating due to all of those things happening.)

Just before exerting myself by helping to cut up cardboard, and haul it outside for garbage and recycling night, I crammed two or three of my favourite lemon biscuits into my mouth. And then I proceeded to cough for the entirety of the time that I was exerting my lungs by ripping up cardboard and taking it outside.

I checked the ingredients list on my very favourite lemon biscuits, to make sure that it doesn't have yellow dye in it. Ingredients list reads, "flavours and colours" as the last line. Thanks that's super helpful. They're yellow. I'd hoped it was from being lemon.

Chalk another beloved thing onto the list of stuff I can't eat because I cough until I vomit. 😭