#vox headcanon

[married-to-google-translater]

Imagine

Imagine if Vox had a little crush on you. It would just be a light crush.

And then Alastor discovers that information... and maybe "coincidentally" he suddenly "discovers" feelings for you too.

(Alastor just wants to piss vox off because he can and because he thinks it would be really entertaining. )

Vox would surely be jealous if he has to watch Alastor go on dates with you and other shit... Maybe he even hug you to get Vox a strong reaction.

This would encourage Vox to make their move and begin an aggressive tactic...

Someone dies... That's for sure...

[redr0sewrites]

Can you write Vox x reader where like the reader just says like really unhinged things and just like vile things whenever they rage and stuff like the internet could be slow or smth and the reader is just like “IM GOING TO RIP OFF MY SKIN” idk man I’m kinda just self projecting rn like you can right anything with it tbh idk sorry for rambling anyway you don’t have to do this if you don’t wanna

THIS IS SO MEEEEE I LOVE THIS IDEA SM!!! sorry it took me a hot minute to reply to this i have over 70 hazbin hotel requests in my inbox 😭

🥀Cw: fluff, crack, silly vox

when he first met you, vox was charmed by your seemingly sweet nature- that is, until you were pissed

your unholy screech of how you were going to rip off your skin if he cut the wifi again was both endearing and confusing in his eyes

vox would just short circuit for a second, just blinking at you while he tries to process what you just said

once it clicks, he just starts giggling. vox very rarely genuinely laughs, most of his laughs are professional or part of the persona he adopts as the leader of vox enterprises, but when he's so shocked by what you just said, he can't control the booming laughter thay fills the room

he's wheezing and gasping, each barking laugh only pissing you off more

"what's so funny? if you keep laughing i am going to fucking break ur fingers like carrot sticks!" you snap, and vox only giggles harder

after a few seconds, you can't help but notice how adorable his laughter is, and soon you don't mind it as much

once you two are officially together, you notice how stressed vox often is, yet how he seems to visibly relax around you

the batshit crazy things you say, which normally disgusts other people, only seem to amuse him

its actually a wonderful dynamic because you bring some spontaneity and slight insanity into vox's otherwise irritating and depressing lifestyle, and vox balances out the crazy things you say and calms you down every time

you often find yourself searching for new phrases to baffle him with, and for new ways to make him laugh

after vox has a stressful day, he enjoys just listening to you ramble about the most insane things and adores hearing whatever fucked up saying you've adopted recently

vox notices himself beginning to copy your speech patterns. he only begins to realize when he slips in an exceptionally odd metaphor into a work meeting and everyone stares at him, yet his heart skips a beat at the thought

there's something so charming to him about the fact that he's adopting your mannerisms, and you truly make him laugh when no one else can

whenever another one of the vees pisses him off, he always comes to you for advice on incredibly deranged comebacks, and you never disappoint!

he's won multiple arguments by just repeating one of your fucked up sayings and the other vees being too lowkey shocked to disagree

vox LOVES IT when you diss people he hates, hearing you ramble some fucked up insults about alastor made him fall in love with you all over again

"that worm on a string fucked up karen cut bob looking ass- if i see him around here again im going to eat a fucking brick" *cue vox looking at you with the biggest heart eyes*

overall, you are both menaces, but you're menaces in love ♥️

vox lay with his head in your lap, the blue light of his screen illuminating the dim room as you rambled mindlessly about your day.

"and THEN, this fucking asshole tried to flirt with me! ME!! as if he doesn't know were dating! ugh, it makes me feel like i have an entire beehive living beneath my skin. i swear if he even looks at me again im going to lick wet cement i can NOT deal. how can you even work with him? he's such a fucking CREEP voxy, i'm going to cut off those ugly ass wings and shove them so far down his throat- hey, are you even listening?"

you look down to see vox half asleep, his eyelids drooping as his light dimmed. "keep talking.." he murmurs, looking up at you with a lazy smile on his face. "you're my favorite person t' listen to.."

i love the idea of vox with a partner who challenges his very idea of power. he clearly wraps himself in a sort of persona, surrounding himself with powerful people and acting like he's so serious and important. i love the idea of him falling in love with someone who can break down his walls in seconds, someone who can dismantle his entire bravado act and who allows him to truly be himself. this is such a wonderful prompt and i am eating this up. nonnie ur awesome!!!!

[voxtechnology]

i can't stop thinking about the fact that vox doesn't seem to ever really leave v tower, like i know he probably does but i like to imagine it's only under the direst of circumstances. maybe this is due to alastor's return and this man's avoidance of a confrontation with him, but i like to pretend he is just a homebody at heart.

he's like "why would i leave? we have an aquarium, movie theatre, private chef, bar, broadcasting room, barista, and barbie dreamhouse size walk-in closet?" yes i made up most of those things but let's be honest we all know v tower is basically that silly trio's private shopping mall/theme park

[chiquitafresa]

model Vox AU??

Okay hear me out, what if Vox used to be a model for Velvette when they were first starting out her social media empire??? Like please tell me you see the vision

the reference photo was taken from a old magazine/book I found!

[bloodypeachblog]

Had this happen before I took a nap.

@omniuravity @fatgumsurpremacy-remastered @pinkhimecat @moths-and-mantids @neonvehk

(For those who can't read the small text: Do you think that Vox is a control freak and manipulates people because he's terrified of losing the power he has over his status along with the respect of the Vees since he doesn't want to accept the possible truth that he's all alone and no one cares about him?)

[voxmedia-billsans45]

The TRUE cutting edge of VoxTek's innovative thinking!

[simphornies]

Vox probably showers with Windex.

(creds to @you-always-made-me-blush for telling me this)

[ive-2]

Catboy Vox

Making a separate post abt it too, but I recently reblogged what I believe to be the funniest detail I found on Vox yet

Come on, yall see it too, right?

[tvhostfromhell]

I see the ADHD Vox hcs and the Vox and Valentino coked out of their minds in the 70s and 80s hcs and but has anyone written considered.. ADHD Vox and amphetamines hcs yet?

ADHD Vox trying speed once or twice in life during the 50s and being sorely disappointed. He was promised an insane energy high and he just feels.. fine? Pretty focused, actually. Like, he could get a lot of shit done. Which, neat trick. He'll still use it, but this is not what he was pitched.

Vox who drinks coffee not because it's ever been that great at waking him up, but because he likes the taste. Mostly drinks it out of habit, especially in hell. He gets introduced to energy drinks and it's a similar deal. He's really into some of the flavors but is usually pretty unimpressed with the "energy boost" claims. Actually, sometimes caffeinated drinks do the opposite and making him fkn drowsy.

Valentino singing coke's praises in the 70s and Vox saying fuck it, sign me up for a good time. Rinse and repeat his experience with speed in the 50s. Val is having a fucking great time. Meanwhile, Vox took twice as much as Val did and is thoroughly underwhelmed. They might even have a fight over it, Vox accusing Val of giving him "weak" or "faulty" goods.

Vox stays on the coke train in the 70s and 80s, mind you, but he thinks everyone else is way overhyping the effects. Or maybe it just hits him different because he's literally built different (AKA like a TV), fuck it, who knows. Val seems to be having a good time and he's about to be so fucking efficient after this bump–

Decades later, Velvette hearing about this like.. Oh, that makes sense.. because you have ADHD.

Vox: what the fuck did you just call me

Velvette: did you seriously not connect the dots, old man? have you not seen the millions of memes about ADHD meds being Meth Lite™

Vox:

Vel:

Vox: Wait–

Val: I fucking told you that my shit was good–

Vel: jfc you two are idiots

Cue Val dragging up every time Vox accused him of providing shitty product in the 70s and Vox retaliating by pulling some rant about "well your fkn drugs not working on people with ADHD means missing out on an entire demographic of potential clients" out of his ass. They bitch at each other until Vox takes a soft right into elevator pitches about something something people's neurodivergent status something drugs before Val can think long enough about his argument to poke holes in it.

[hazelfoureyes]

The truth or date writers edition: I choose 🍄

🍄 ⇢ share a head canon for one of your favourite ships or pairings

I’ll stick with Hazbin. I think Vox is a switch in bed with Valentino, but Val doesn’t let other people fuck him because he thinks it’s “bitch behavior”

bonus: I think Alastor lets Luci ride him cowgirl because he doesn’t actually have to participate and can just read the paper or drink coffee while Luci just makes himself come undone all on his own.

✎ᝰ. writer truth of dare

༻Masterlist༺

[voxaholic]

I believe most of Vox’s sins in life stemmed from the fact that no matter how high he climbed or how much he achieved, he was never able feel satisfied with what he had. It was a nasty combination of greed, envy and pride that led him to constantly seek out more.

As a result, I headcanon that Vox’s sinner form has inbuilt ways to punish him that are themed around his chronic inability to be content with what he has.

Vox can eat, needs to eat, but everything tastes the way it does when you have a really bad stuffed nose. He can technically get drunk or high but the amount needed for him to feel anything at all is dangerously close to the amount it’d take to overdose. He needs to sleep but he cannot dream.

It’s the “almosts” that are specifically torturous. In many ways, the ability to indulge in only a ghost of those things is worse than being deprived of them entirely.

[l-listens-to-vocaloid]

Vox cries synthetic tears because if he were to cry real tears he would short circuit and fry, which means he has to spend time repairing himself. He learned this the hard way, unfortunately, and spent ages trying to find a way to replace the parts that have gotten damaged (he was blind for who knows how long and had to rely on radio frequencies, and every other sense). He programmed a setting in him to cry fake tears to feel some sort of emotional release but of course they don't feel the same as real tears. It activates automatically when he's feeling strong emotions and it's his second go-to other than masking everything with anger.

I like to think he's partly organic and that's why he's still capable of crying. I just thought of the random red drool he had in the pilot and i was like "hmm what if he programmed that as a way to mimic saliva" or something. Andd then i remembered he has a tongue in the show? Whoops.

[voxtechnology]

vox owns a blåhaj

[hellsgreatestsideshow]

Vox

「 🖥️ ❝We'll see who has the last laugh once I'm in charge. Won't we, Alastor? ❞ 」

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[jazzmasternot]

Vox came to me in a dream and told me to post this.

[silasours]

ৎ⸝⸝⠀COCKWARMING ! —

#pairing : lucifer, alastor, vox, valentino, x gn reader. #cw : 18+ content, mdni. unprotected sex. edging. office sex. public sex. sub/power sub reader. no mentions of specific anatomy. vox is in an online meeting for work. touch starved lucifer. val blowing his smoke on you for fun. non proofread because it's six in the fuckin morning and I have not slept a wink. #summary : in which they keep themselves buried deep inside of you while being busied by other stuff. #note : save me, I've been writing nothing but hazbin smut lately. i should really start working on other shows.. alastor's a bit shorter than the others, can't really think of a solid idea for him and I wanted to get this out as soon as possible

ʚ LUCIFER .

lucifer whines when you force him to focus on his unfinished work once again. he has been going back and forth from attempting to thrust into you, but you always found a way to press him down in his place firmly. he had some unfinished work that he left sitting in his office for almost a week now, and it irritated you. that's when you offered to cockwarm him while he worked, get him to finally get his hands on those unfinished works.

being absolutely touch starved, lucifer agreed without hesitation unaware of how miserable and impatient this will make him. his hand remain on his working desk, occasionally scribbling some words and a signature on the paper filled with printed words. he does his best to resist the urge to finally thrust into you, worried that you'd leave him unsatisfied if he doesn't do as he's told.

but there's a limit to how much he can contain himself, especially when he has you sitting on his lap with his cock stuffing you to the brim, when you'd tease him so often by clenching around him or moving your hips ever so slightly. lucifer whines every time, the hand that's placed on your hip squeezing on your flesh desperately.

"can i please.. just finish this up later?" his voice muffled from nuzzling his face into your shoulder, eyes closed shut to focus on the warmth engulfing his throbbing member. you let out a small chuckle, baring your teeth into his neck to draw out those pretty moans of his; his cock leaks pathetically inside of you.

"no can do, luci. you're not going to get whatever you want until you finish up." you pull away and tilt your head slightly, pressing a soft kiss onto his jaw while giving a quick glance at the papers sprawled across his desk. he's only halfway done with them. "you're doing pretty well, no? you're halfway done."

lucifer groans, annoyed as he picks up the pen from the desk again while reading through the papers. this time, you decide to tease him a little more instead of staying still. you connect your lips with his exposed neck, sucking on the sensitive skin as your hips slowly grind against his. you hear his breath hitch, his knuckles turning white from how hard he's gripping you.

your name spills out from his lips breathlessly, following with a whimper that you love so much. you carry on with your actions, dark marks gradually bloom all over his skin like breathtaking flowers. lucifer shifts to lay his forehead on your shoulder, shuddering from pleasure; you tug on his soft hair, firm enough to lift his head up from your shoulder.

"stay focused, luci. remember what's waiting for you to finish your work."

ʚ ALASTOR .

"oh, what a twist!" alastor exclaims with his eyes glued to the book he's reading, chuckling like you're not clenching down on his cock out of desperation. your eyes are teary as you turn to peek at the page he's on, frustration brewing in your chest. upon noticing your reaction, alastor laughs while moving his hand to cup your face, leaning in with a grin. "don't you agree, my dear?"

you groan, parting your lips further enough to drop his thumb into your mouth, biting down on it. alastor mutters a small "fiesty" before buckling up his hips, watching your eyes widen from the sudden pleasure that shoots up your veins. his arm tightens around your waist to stop you from squirming around excessively.

"put.. the fuckin' book down, a-alastor.." your nails dig into his shoulder through the fabric of his shirt, the back of your other hand hovering over your mouth with a frown on your face. alastor smiles in response, holding the book between the both of you now that there's a gap.

"why, it has only gotten interesting! patience is key, darling."

"it has been almost a whole fucking hour, alast-" your words get cut off by yet another harsh thrust of his hips, an uncontrollable moan slipping off your tongue. a low, barely audible grunt could be heard coming from alastor because of how you're squeezing around him like your life depends on it.

slowly, he places the book down, pushing two digits into your mouth as his sharp nails graze past your gums. your tongue swirls around them, gaze fixated on his that seems to be mocking your desperation. you grind your hips, wanting to feel more of that sensitive spot in you being stimulated by his tip brushing against it. alastor grunts every time you tighten around him, the feeling making his skin jump and his eyes close shut from the pleasure he receives.

you reach for the book to toss it aside, not allowing him any chance to get it back and return to what he was previously putting you through. he laughs at the action before getting cut off by yet another groan, a frown slowly finds its way to spread across his face despite the grin that remains on his lips.

"the book shall wait after all."

ʚ VOX .

the sound of vox's workers and colleagues echoes through his workplace, the source of it coming from the laptop that sits in front of him. he's holding an urgent meeting with them to discuss some things about work, yet you're here obediently sitting on him, cockwarming him. your arms hug his neck tightly, hands grabbing tightly onto his shirt while listening to him speak to the people in call.

you bite down every moan that builds in your throat, not allowing any sound to be heard by anyone but your partner. times when vox isn't discussing important matters, he leans into your ear to whisper praises, thrusting into you, and stops so suddenly when you're close to release.

he grins as you whine at the sudden loss of friction, skin flushed while feeling him draw lazy circles on your hips with his thumbs. he starts speaking again just when you're about to voice your frustration, drawing out a grumble from you. you stay there unattended, glancing at the part where the two of you connect; you're craving release, and you're done waiting.

with a steady pace, you move your own hips while holding onto his shoulders for support. vox's head snaps toward your direction, teeth gritting as he bites back the groans that threaten to leave his lips. he tries to hold you down, but his body betrays him and allows you to carry on with your movements. his head tilts back to lean against the headrest of his chair, the words that his workers speak gradually shifting to a blur in his mind.

"fuck, w-wait," his breath grows heavy, barely managing to keep his eyes open as you fuck yourself on his cock. you're supposed to be cockwarming him, not riding him. he has allowed you to the point of no return, how is he going to carry on with the meeting now? you grab him and connect your lips with his, drinking in his groans like how he does to your moans.

ignoring the calls of his name from the meeting, he pulls you closer by the waist as you grind yourself on him. it wasn't until he started getting annoyed by the meeting that he broke away from the kiss, strings of saliva still connecting your lips while his hand reached out to shut the laptop down. the room falls to a sudden silence, the only sounds that remain are your heavy breathing.

"you're gonna fuck up my company if this carries on," vox snickers before crashing his lips with yours again, hands holding onto your hips to thrust into you without anything holding him back this time.

ʚ VALENTINO .

you still can't process the fact that you're in valentino's studio with his cock buried deep inside of you while people walked around to work on set. valentino takes puffs from the cigarette he holds between his fingers, often ordering and even yelling at people as they rush to obey his commands.

nobody pays any mind to the both of you; in fact, they see it as something normal. after all, they're working for a porn producer, what is there not to be normal? you keep your face stuffed in the fluff of his coat, hands gripping tightly onto his outfit while still trying to adjust to how good he stretches you apart. everyone has just started working, and the set is still being prepared for a new film.

"you're tighter than usual my love, are you that excited to be around everyone?" he teases with a mocking tone, puffing out a wisp of pink smoke onto your flushed face. you lightly shake your head with a whine, the smoke that you inhale causing your vision to spin immediately. humming, valentino lifts your body up with the help of his lower pair of arms before roughly slamming you back down onto his cock. "I doubt that. you've always loved being fucking in public, no? look at you,"

you gasp, body tensing as a moan escapes your throat. you immediately bite down on your lower lip, eyes screwing shut while simultaneously having your body trembling under his hold. you don't want to draw too much attention to yourself, yet the idea alone excites you in an odd way that you never knew it would. noting your reaction, valentino continues repeating the action before stopping promptly, feeding himself with your choked back moans.

"keep looking pretty like that while i work, i'll have a reward waiting for you." you mewl at his words, giving him a weak nod while tugging onto his shirt. he takes another long drag from his cigarette before letting his gaze fall onto the prepared set displayed in front of him, eyes scanning for the stars of the show in the room.

he would moan softly into your ear whenever you clenched around him, teasing you with his mere voice and carrying on with his work. you don't complain, though, considering how you'll be fucked into a moaning mess once he's done with work.

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