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Not tonight but I’m considering doing some of the tier things for muses here too.

Blitz, Alastor and Lucifer are my top choices to do. Maybe even Sallie.

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@arcanepactguile { X }

「 🍎Charlie's insistence to wash his coat was given into, regardless of whether the article reeked or not. This was hardly inconvenient when he had a pristine spare in the closet. Or so the King thought. His hues gazed at the empty spot whilst his index finger gently tapped against his chin. It was unlikely Charlie fetched this one, too, since she had asked for permission with the other. The eggs would have been too obvious since they likely would be tumbling around, chuckling with it.

And no one here would be stupid enough to raid his room, right? Although, recently he had gotten into an argument with that deer. Could he have taken it to be spiteful? To send him on a ridiculous chase throughout the hotel to retrieve it? Even if the deer decided to do something petty, he would remember that magic existed. What harm could it do to peek in and see? His only other thought was Angel Dust since he had been flirty multiple times.

The King left his room and headed towards the Radio Demons. He really wondered what Charlie saw in that sinner. He was irritating, and he had a hunch he was devising some sort of scheme. He trusted his daughter but wanted her to be on her guard as a precaution. He understood Alastor came at a time of need for her and assisted. That he, for whatever reason, was helping her accomplish her goal of rehabilitating sinners. If that even was possible. The deer seemed a prime example of an unredeemable one. Yet even as he explained this, she still struck him where it hurt.

Was he a fan of Alastor's? Hardly, but he could respect or simply appreciate, that someone had taken the time to do anything for his precious child. Maybe he should have listened to her sooner, but the situation between Heaven and Hell was so complex that he was terrified of her getting hurt. Yet, even if he only meant to protect her, he had hurt her a bit himself. But now he was here, willing to give her additional assistance and hopefully mend their relationship. So he should try to figure out some truce with this guy since he likely wouldn't be going anywhere, anytime soon.

With a sigh, he turned the knob. There was always the chance the sinner may be elsewhere, performing his daily routine or whatever the guy did. But, no, the guy was in his room. And the King almost wished he wasn't. Like a frog, one eye blinked before the other as he perceived the sight. Was this a hallucination? Or was the deer pleasuring himself with the assistance of his abilities? This was a personal scene he intruded on. His chest twisted in a knot, feeling a tad bit guilty. He supposed even the guy with a stick up his ass sometimes enjoyed twisting it around. He considered leaving, however, he noticed something. Was this his coat? Alastor had really taken it?

But why? The fabric was still intact. No rips, stretches, or tears. Although, with how tightly the sinner held it, he expected to find a few wrinkles. Even though Alastor's expression pleaded for his departure, the King denied this and stepped further into the room. He was gracious enough to close the door behind him. ❝ I had a hunch it was you, though this isn't what I pictured. ❞ As the King processed the sense, his perplexed expression transformed, curling his lips into a smirk. Could it be? He reached out, aiming to cup the deer's chin between his fingers if allowed. He wanted the deer's eyes forcibly directed at his own, even if it meant tugging him down a little.

❝ I won't judge. I'm just surprised you of all people are getting off to something of mine. Make sure you wash it when you're done. ❞ If his grasp was on him, he would have let go this second. ❝ You may have Charlie fooled, but I can see right through you. And I'm not going to just let this slide. ❞ His eyes drifted, observing the sinner's lustful form. ❝ Any suggestions on how I should punish you, Alastor? ❞ The King still wore his smirk, but in truth, he wouldn't stoop so low as to take advantage of him. Not in this way. He was only teasing him since he figured that should be warning enough. And he was curious what suggestions this guy would come up with if any. 」

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Send me a ship for my muse and I’ll say if I Ship it or if I Skip it.

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「 🐎 ❝ Oh, so it's one of those made-up bullshit things idiots do to feel better. ❞ 」

"Something all thinks get when they reach twink status, of course."

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"talk about me~" ( for blitz )

Send “Talk about-” and a name for my muse to talk about that person! / Accepting

@toxitrosia

「 🐎 ❝ Valen-who now? Oh, you mean that sexy ass moth guy? Yeah, we got along pretty well. Shot a few assholes trying to fuck with us, had a few drinks, and curled my tail around him. Pretty fun night. Oh, and we totally fucked half the night. He's into some freaky ass shit that I would so fucking do again. I don't really know shit about him. Something about some company, porn shit. Kind of hard to focus with four hands around your- WHAT?! IN A MINUTE! Where was I? Oh, right, yeah, he's hot as fuck, and told me where to meet him. So after I take care of a few clients I'm gonna go see him. ❞ 」

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「 🐎 ❝ The fuck's a Twink membership card? ❞ 」

"I'm revoking everyone's Twink Membership Cards!"

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IT'S CONFESSION TIME. Send 🎙 for my muse to confess something to yours.

@hellsgreatestgame asked : 🎙- Alastor @ Blitzo

「 🐎 ❝ Radio who now? What, it's not my fault I wasn't paying attention and didn't know who the fuck you were. I got more important shit to do than listen to some guy play jazz all day. Is what I initially thought till someone said you fucking killed some overlord's on your broadcast! That's metal as fuck! Do you still have those recordings? I bet you do you twisted freak. Also, no one mentioned you were hot. Anyways, what's that staff do? ❞ Wiggles his eyebrows at him. 」

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Updated rules. Just added in my hand issue and that I will not write self-cest. Since tumblr is acting up still I'm gonna just maybe do a couple of asks today.

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Been thinking about this. Adam and his frat boy attitude and his delusional in the greatest shit. For myself, Adam is not just like this cause of he’s just a dick. No! Adam is the way he is based on his own traumas and personal insecurities. Does that make his attitude justified? Ok? No! I really believe Adam became misogynistic because of his hurt from Lilith and Eve. I sadly think he has the “all women” thing and is why he probably treats them more like objects. But boy needs to learn that mindset is not ok.

I really think he’s such a delusional narcissist because he made himself that way. He felt shadowed by Lucifer. Feels unloved sometimes and unliked so he’s hyped himself up figuring no one else will. I just think he’s become kind of bitter over time and harbors a lot of anger. I think he has an easier time being a dick than showing his actual feelings. Letting people in risks getting hurt worse.

I also think him being a bad dad would be a misconception of his personality. He’s gonna make mistakes. No parent is perfect. But he cares about his kids. Probably is the cool dad. He just shows his affections in his own way.

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Not writing but, ugh, getting in my b.litzfizz era. Their backstory is out to get me. Fizz was so his first love.

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Mods are asleep time to post blitzfizz angst

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Cherri talk about Angel

Send “Talk about-” and a name for my muse to talk about that person! / Accepting

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「💣 ❝ What, Angie? He's my best bitch and it fucking rocks to party with him. We can get soooooooooo fucked up, though he's been a bit of a square since he joined that hotel. Guess it's good for him. He's been smiling a lot more. I was so proud of that bitch at the club, standing up to that tall dickhead. He's always complaining about that piece of shit pushing him around. Pisses me off I can't do much for him. I really fucking hated seeing him break down all the time. The mafia were a bunch of dicks, I'd know, I dated one. Then to go to some wannabe pimp, ugh...But I can tell Angie's gotten stronger. He's really changed since I met him. He's really pulling off all this redemption shit that...I wonder if it's actually gonna work? And...enough of this mushy bullshit. He's my fucking best bitch and if you fuck with him you fuck with me! ❞ 」

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「🎸❝ Quit laughing. I know I'm fucking funny, I rock! But you're supposed t feel like shit now! ❞ 」

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Adam talk about Alastor

Send “Talk about-” and a name for my muse to talk about that person! / Accepting

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「🎸❝ Ugh, not this fucking guy again! Talk about a relic. The dude doesn't even get half my slang, but it'd be fucking hilarious if I tricked his boomer ass into saying some fucking hilarious shit, right?! That's a great idea, I'm a fucking genius! I'm so gonna do that! But, oh, right, that guy. He seems to think he's hot shit but let's not all forget I fucked his shit up, bro. That's right, me, the first man, the best man. I fucking rock! I don't get why bitches fawn over him, like what's the big deal. Big antlers, he's clearly compensating. Dude's got a little dick, but don't worry, I'm packing the heat he isn't. Ugh, but his music, like come on! Get with the century. I might need a cane if I have to keep listening to that old-timer shit. Would it re-kill him to listen to some metal, or rock? Seriously, bitches want this guy when I'm right here??? He smells like swamp ass and his teeth are so yellow! You get the picture. I could go on, like fuck this guy. ❞ 」

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Adam talk about Lucifer

Send “Talk about-” and a name for my muse to talk about that person! / Accepting

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「🎸❝ Why the fuck should I talk about that fucking guy? Ugh, I don't even wanna know about him. I mean he doesn't even fucking care about me anyway? So why should I give a shit about him? Last time I did, you know what the fucker does??? He steals my fucking wife! Like, not cool, bro. It's in the dude's handbook not to steal your bro's bitch! And on top of that, he fucking takes my second wife! Like the actual fuck?! Thought we were friends, but that's seriously fucking low, bro. I'd trash this gold guitar but it's too fucking rad and the acoustics are fire. He's made it clear he's got a problem with me, so he can go fuck himself. ❞ 」

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「 🐎 He cackled, finding it hilarious. He had no issue being flung through the air, but he wanted to impress her a little. Or at least try. Thanks to some acrobatic training, he shifted in the air so he could land on his feet. When he did, he smirked at her. ❝ Yeah, I'll be your bad boy you freaky bitch! I bet you're into that S&M shit, aren't you? ❞ 」

She screeched happily as they both thrashed on the ground. Her little legs were rapidly moving before wrapping around his waist to flick them over again. "That's her name. I use it." She lounged forward almost headbutting the ground as her legs launched him across the floor. "you're a bad boy!" She said fondly as she watched him.