#fuck you alastor

[jazzmasternot]

Vox came to me in a dream and told me to post this.

[things-arent-what-they-seem66]

Alastor in the last chapter of The Garden of Adam

[the-short-king-of-hell-himself]

FUCK...

It still hurts-

Literally, like- it feels like it's on hellfire and it will not stop BURNING.

I'm like- fully convinced it needs a cast or smth- I can't tell if my eyes are fucked up or there's actually blood...

source U HAVE TO WATCH THIS ONE

[imnotrealdeadass]

Do y'all see it, do you see the vision

[greykolla-art]

My blog has become infested with angst goblins, and they must be fed with some hypothetical scenarios!🙏💚

[miitopia-cake]

me looking for ace/aro characters: lets go gambling!

[character's sex repulsion is used for jokes] aw dang it

[character is put in sexual situations despite disliking it] aw dang it

[character's identity is ignored by fandom] aw dang it

[characters creators sexualize them] aw dang it

[aro character gets 'fixed' by true love] aw dang it

[aro/ace character is literally an animal] aw dang it

[creator messes up definition of asexuality] aw dang it

[characters asexuality is never brought up in media] aw dang it

[firephoenix23]

Like I literally have second hand embarrassment for Vox after seeing what Alastor ACTUALLY is like in a rivalry.

Like homie wishes he could be that close to Alastor 😂😂

[fmayyy]

A little bug and the ultimate bad boy!

[silveryloneliness]

I hate him

[jazzmasternot]

Modern things that would put Alastor in a coma

- vapes especially the really flavored ones like Lost Mary and juicy bars

- really fucking bright and vibrant candies and junk food like blue takies, nerds.

-anything regarding the Middle East hed be like “what’s Israel? The UAE? Huh?” Like don’t even attempt to explain to him what’s goin on there and why bc it will all go right over his head. How’d you even begin to explain to him the modern complexity of any of that region

-ice spice, sexy red, bhad bhabie, cardi b and any of those girl rappers

- the fucking atom bomb like yes we split the atom a few times and then we all got really scared and thanks to that we now have microwave ovens! He’d probably be going through all kinds of emotions

- one blinker from a Chinese cart that’s probably mixed with something else

-a jeager bomb

-those tik toks with subway surfers, family guy, and a Reddit narration all in one video. I think his brain would actually short circuit

-the movie: Cats

Husk: Yeah and technology advanced a lot real quick, like mobile phones; they got them here too but at the time they were rare.

Alastor, not listening: Humans went to the moon?

Husk: And cars got so much faster, it's ridiculous.

Alastor: The moon in the fucking sky?!

[jazzmasternot]

He’s a red flag but red means good fortune and love in my culture 😘

[allastoredeer]

Deer's shed the velvet on their antlers. Alastor is no exception.

Bonus! They also eat it and cannibal besties always share.

+Bonus: Bucks shed their velvet right before rutting season, so take from thar what you will

Follow up post ➡️HERE ⬅️

[koa-z]

inspired by a post by @nunalastor wherein cursed cat alastor™ inexplicably loves Lucifer

[the-vengeful-demon]

I will never get over this

[idontevenremember5minutesago]

“We’re both losers,baby”

[greykolla-art]

Guys! Can you believe I was gonna just CASUALLY watch Hazbin Hotel???

But it’s way too good. The writing is so tight, all the characters are interesting and layered, ALL THE SONGS:🔥🔥🔥

Alastor is such a Cheshire Cat! Not a characteristic I see often, but it’s always good! Gimme more immediately.👏👏👏