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There comes a point where “committing to the bit” is basically just manifesting

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I can no longer objectively gauge Joey King’s acting ability anymore for all I know she is a cavern of untapped stardom potential but I just have this gag reflex towards her where despite knowing nothing about her as a person I just get bad vibes

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Yeah yeah brag about your big appetites and how you could eat a horse. But can you stretch out one takeout meal into three or always have adequate leftovers in your fridge? I think not. You can only wish for the powers I possess.

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So Yerin Ha has been officially cast as Sophie for bridgerton s4 and she’s made a playlist on spotify apparently meant for Sophie and the song choices are just 👌👌👌 but also… she’s added Billie Eilish’s Lunch????? A suspiciously queer song to add. Possibly hinting at what the show might be up to this season…?

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Imagine having to erase yourself from existence after growing up in an abusive household where the abuse is justified because it’s to push you to prepare to save the world except you grow up to be a dysfunctional adult instead with hardly any support system and you’re told that, in fact, YOU are the cause of the world being in danger, excusing all of the abuse you went through, so instead of the ones who willed you into existence taking responsibility you have to take matters into your own damn hands and finish the job yourself

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I have a lot to say about s4 (much of which isn’t good) but goddamn if this isn’t my favorite opening sequence to date

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I usually don’t approve of retconning and “it was all of dream” sequences but I would sell my soul for a season 5 of tua and open it with Klaus coming out from another near death experience and all of season 4 was fake

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Play that g note I’m in mourning

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Thinking about watching tua s4 and getting sick to my stomach

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Deadpool and Wolverine Honda Odyssey fight except make it hob gadling and corinthian

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Nature was so determined for us not to eat durian but did we listen?

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Just two guys fighting in a honda odyssey no feet apart cuz they’re so gay

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Trump dying from a heart attack would honestly be the true peak of dramatic irony.

Oh so you DO have a heart. And it failed on you? Embarrassing. Couldn’t be me.

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Two of my three dormmates have opted out of the on-campus housing this year so just crossing my fingers that the school just doesn’t bother giving us new roommates entirely

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Logically, I’m not sure the showrunnners can fit in the three year time skip between the masquerade and the reunion considering they have to take so many other characters into account like Hyacinth and Gregory still being young and Penelope having to deal with being the newly revealed Whistledown which is really disappointing because that time apart was so necessary in building Sophie’s experience as a lower class made on her own for the first time and Benedict yearning for a lady he knew only for a single night. Honestly, they should’ve just included the masquerade at the end of s3 to make it somewhat more fathomable

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“Let us think only of ourselves. We are FAR more interesting.”

I don’t particularly ship Creloise but DAMN if this line didn’t have my gaydar tingling