#Queer headcanons

[stellocchia]

I have the headcanon that, at some point while working under Nightmare, Killer starts meeting up with Color in neutral AUs any time he can manage to get away without his Boss noticing. They specifically go to neutral AUs because Positivity and Negativity cling to you like a perfume that only Nightmare and Dream can detect.

Anyway, on one of these encounters they meet a Lust Sans who they manage to have a very productive conversation about gender with. However, at the time Color is too busy saving Killer to go on a journey of self discovery and Killer is too busy denying his own personhood to think about his identity.

They go back there by complete accident years later and find that same Sans still working there and they're like "You! You're the fucker! We're genderqueer now because of you!"

[shyjusticewarrior]

[crowliphale]

Hootsie's watching Twig poke a weird rock with a stick

[weathertheraine]

pretty please pretend I posted this in time for pride month

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[akaiitwki]

Happy Pride Month Everyone

Wizgiz and Dufour are the most annoying yet the most supportive friends ever, fight me.

Also, I'm trying to replicate the series' art style

Below are my orientation headcanons for the Alfea staff

Palladium: Bisexual (not aware yet)

Avalon: Demiromantic/sexual (not aware yet)

Wizgiz: Aroace

Dufour: Straight

Griselda: Closeted Biromantic Asexual

Faragonda: Bisexual

[rorygilmoresbisexuallighting]

Paris Geller was it casual when you said the one night you and Rory were left alone at a Bangles Concert was the best night of your life? Was it casual when you whispered romantic Shakespearean sonnets into her ear? Was it casual when you said revealed to her all your deep seated insecurities about not getting into Harvard? Was it casual how you only started to date with Rory's permission? Rory Gilmore was it casual when you followed Paris to her house to comfort her after she was mad about Harvard? Was it casual when you told Tristan your ideal partner was someone like Paris? Was it casual when you lived were her roommate for years and years? Was it casual when stayed in DC for two months just because she asked you to? Was it casual when you refused to date Tristan because you didn't want to break her heart? Was it casual????

[snugg-slugg]

I Had A Dream About You

By Richard Siken

SPRINGLUCKKKEDDDDD

DROP ANOTHER CHAPTER OF DEARLY DETESTED AND MY LIFE IS YOURSSSSS

Ok for those who don’t know, there’s a fanfic on AO3 called “Dearly Detested” by @springlucked and I LOVE IT A TOTALLY NORMAL AMOUNT. I’ve been wanting to draw something related to it for a while so I did this. At first, it was just gonna be the top part but I found a reference from Pinterest that I liked so I did the bottom part too.

This drawing (and the doodles) showcases my headcanon specifically (Dave is black, Jack is chubbier, Henry is bald, etc etc) not Springluck’s. Please keep that in mind!

Here’s the obligatory doodle page below.

[moonferry]

yk when u want a specific type of content but it like doesn't exist so u have to make it urself..

anyway have some bachelors x masc farmer ideas/headcanons/rambles. idk i just say words. long post so strap in, folks! honestly these could be considered gn if u squint bc i don't really use masc pronouns in the writing, however there are mentions of masc labels (boyfriend, husband)

mentions of internalized homophobia + depression

i may do bachelorettes x fem farmer next so stay tuned :3

harvey:

- wears his boyfriend's/husband's shirts. literally no exceptions. if you wore it, he is going to wear it too. you left a shirt at his place? oh. it's his now. and he's going to be smiling the entire time he wears it. this being said, i think he'd totally be like T____T it doesn't smell like you anymore and ask for a different one.

- loves to compliment your appearance or just you in general (in my play through he literally says "you look so handsome. did you shave?" like 3 times a week)

- personally, i see harvey as being bisexual + super open about it. like everyone in town supports him & they're so ecstatic for him when they see he has a boyfriend.

- if you have yet to ask him out, though, and he's realizing his feelings i think it would be very hard for him to hide them. someone could be asking him something and you walk into the clinic? his entire train of thought is GONE. i'm talking they have to wave their hand in front of his face to get his attention back.

- don't even get me STARTED on if you propose. he'd literally walk into the clinic, slam his coffee on the reception desk and be like, "MARU, LOOK." pretty sure he fainted and maru had to fan him back to consciousness.

elliott:

- despite elliott's openness with his own sexuality, i think he was terrified of your rejection. not too terrified obviously because something something inspiration from painful experiences yada yada. if you ended up not being interested in him, he probably would've gotten over it - but don't be surprised if you notice some strange subtext in his writing. he's a romantic writer - if he has feelings, they're going to get written down. sorry folks.

- but * yay * you didn't reject him, so elliott is still inspired. maybe you even become the next love interest in his newest novel? who knows.

- in his 14 heart event, he writes a series of letters to you because he has to leave pelican town for a week. i absolutely loved this idea and i think elliott would do this even if he was in the town. they could be something as mundane as what he did that day/week and he just. put it in the mailbox. you still enjoy reading them, though.

- i think he absolutely loves using "my" like "my man", "my husband" "my beloved" just anything, really. he loves you so much - and he knows he doesn't own you, obviously, he's just so glad he is lucky enough to call you his.

alex:

- i think alex was TERRIFIED of falling in love with you. in his 10 heart event, he mentions telling himself that he shouldn't experience these feelings for another man. every act of kindness you showed him ate away at his heart and it drove him crazy.

- i think he experienced a little internal homophobia before finally realizing that it was okay. it doesn't help that george is so adamant about him finding a girlfriend (and that george has a little homophobic arc 🥲). alex probably internalized these ideas and pushed himself into his gridball/weightlifting obsession to quiet his mind.

- after he finally worked up the courage to tell you how he felt - and was entirely relieved when you felt the same way - it was as if a weight removed itself from his chest. he could finally breathe again. the world seemed different - in a good way. colors were more vivid, sounds were more pleasing to hear, the earth felt solid underneath his feel for once. he wasn't afraid of anything, especially not with you beside him.

- now, he proudly walks around the town with your hand in his, smiling to himself.

- sometimes those thoughts start to seep back in, though. like when he's about to sleep at night and his brain just can't shut up. he starts to hate himself again, and then he feels you press against him or hears you mutter in your sleep and his heart softens.

- also he got george and evelyn shirts that say "i love my gay grandson" they wear them proudly.

shane:

- surprised that anyone took a romantic interest in him, not surprised by the fact that you're a guy.

- i don't think shane has a "preference" for dating someone, he goes based off of vibes + personality rather than gender or appearance. he also doesn't label himself or his sexuality/romantic attraction.

- he's definitely a shirt lender. like you see a nice jacket in his closet and you're like "hey, hun, can i borrow this?" "sure."

- thinks you look amazing in his clothes. probably puts the best ones on hangers (or at the top of the clothing pile) in hopes that you'd choose them.

- even if he doesn't show it outwardly, he's super afraid of losing you. because of his mental illness, he can't help but think that every good thing he has will be taken away from him or that he "doesn't deserve" them. (he does, and you often remind him of this if he gets too into his head).

- i picture him reaching over and placing a hand on your arm in the middle of the night JUST to make sure you were still there and not the universe playing a cruel joke on him.

- can cook, but he's so used to making frozen dinners that he often forgets to.

- if you're taller than him, forehead kisses are a MUST. he will not let you leave the farmhouse until he receives his daily forehead kiss.

- i think he loves being the little spoon. it just makes him feel safer, more grounded in a way. he's been at the point where it feels like nothing is permanent and it can all end in the blink of an eye, so being spooned helps him realize that it isn't all that bad and that it will be okay, given the right time and effort.

- shane definitely falls asleep on his husband's chest like.. once a week.

- because mental illness is a constant battle, i imagine shane still gets "bad days". but don't worry! his loving husband is here to help. shane's depressive episodes usually consist of lying in bed (often for days at a time) and it's extremely hard for him to do anything. but the farmer is used to this - he's definitely read up on mental health books and how to support someone with depression. the farmer never tries to force shane out of bed or tells him that he needs to "get over it". the farmer often checks on him in between their farm duties. i imagine when the farmer is completely finished, they sits down on the edge of the bed and play with shane's hair or rubs their hand up and down his back:

"hey shane, are you okay?"

"i will be."

"i love you, chickadee."

"i know."

"do you want some ice cream?"

"yes, please."

sam:

- by far, the most "affectionate"? in a way.

- sammy loves pda im sorry. if you two are walking along, he has to be touching you in some way - whether it's holding your hand. your arm looped through his own, your hand in his hoodie pocket, etc. he just needs physical contact. i also think he'd look at you with big, wet eyes and wait until you kiss him.

- he takes you to band practice !!! seb and abby don't really mind, and you even offer some input on how they should approach their next song.

- absolute golden retriever boyfriend. can and will curl up on your lap and cuddle against you (even if he's ridiculously tall and lanky).

- if and when you attend all his shows/concerts, he definitely pulls you on stage once the set it over and kisses you publicly - sebastian and abigail just roll their eyes (this happens every single time. they're used to it).

- probably has your name written on his guitar.

- i think kent and jodi would be some of the most supportive people ever - they're just happy their son found someone to be with, regardless of gender.

- i think kent would probably sit you down and give you "the talk" about *grumble grumble* if you break my son's heart *grumble grumble*. not that you would, obviously, you adore sam. but kent's words do put the fear of god in you - this is the man who sends you bombs in the mail as a "friendly gesture"

- don't let that fool you, though, kent will be an absolute waterfall if you and sam get married. i also think he'd be more of a "ask for his blessing" before proposing kind of guy, but he'd give it willingly.

- sam loves it when you run a hand through his hair (if he had a tail, it would be wagging).

- sam puppyboy au? thinking thoughts...

sebastian:

- i think the only one surprised that seb has a boyfriend is seb himself. he always pictured himself a "loner for life" and DEFINITELY didn't expect to fall in love with this weird farm boy.

- he probably spends more time at the farm house/wherever you two hang out than his own home. but who could blame him?

- he was so confused about his feelings that he ended up talking to maru for help (crazy, right?) the two of them built a pillow fort near maru's telescope and spent hours talking. it was quiet nice. this helped him realize two things: 1) maybe his sister wasn't all that bad and 2) he was DEFINITELY in love with another man. he didn't know which was more confusing.

- i think sebastian likely confessed first in a sort of "nonchalant" way. i think the conversation went like this:

farmer,teasing: "oooh, you wanna kiss me sooo bad it makes you look stupid."

seb: "yeah, i do."

neither of you were prepared for that. i think he would ease the tension by just. ignoring what he just said.

- i think he smiles like a frog . a sort of :} if you will. like bulbasaur.

- speaking of bulbasaur, that is definitely his favorite pokémon. oh and froakie. he just like the little frog dudes. would love you forever if you won him a plushie from the claw machine.

- it's no secret that seb often thinks no one would notice if he left, but getting closer to you made him realize that.. someone would. and maybe that's enough.

- if he stays up late working on a project, just walk over to his desk and wrap him into a back hug. bonus points if you voice is gravelly from sleep. "let's go to bed, sebby." he'd melt. like full on puddle on the ground.

- because sebastian is like 5'6 you'd think he enjoys being the small spoon. WRONG!!! he is a big spoon exclusively. you don't mind, though.

- he would die if you played with his hands while cuddling. please give this boy some physical affection. he deserves it.

[eddies-spaghetti]

they are gay gay gay gay and i love them for it!!

[shyjusticewarrior]

[whereserpentswalk]

The underisders feel like one of those teenager freind groups where when they meet back up in college more then half of them have transitioned.

[idontknowanametouse]

The straw hats are just. So queer guys

Luffy is aroace and nonbinary and just uses any pronouns because. Just look at him, please. He wouldn't know what's gender or romantic or sexual attraction even if they slapped him in the face. He also is the definition of the whole "people perceive me as male in the same way they perceive something non-human as just a little guy"

Zoro? Trans (he walks with his tits off, for gods' sake) and super gay. He is, like, 100% gay. No discussions. (and also dating Sanji, and yes, partners with conflicting labels are still their labels, stfu exclusionists)

Nami is, as quoted by a person whose username I forgot (I'm sorry if you read this just tell me it's you and I'll add your url): the lesbianest of lesbians in the story of lesbianism for lesbians by lesbians. And she obviously has her princess girlfriend, Vivi.

Usopp seems to be straight, but, in fact, they only felt attraction towards Kaya and also are 100% nonbinary, just like Luffy. Very he/they vibes.

Sanji is bisexualest person alive. And also transfem bigender, no, I accept no criticism, the absolute she/he.

Chopper does not know what is gender, because, for gods' sake, he's a reindeer. Obviously he doesn't care which pronouns you use to him.

Robin? Bisexual and trans queen. Look at her. Look at her backstory. She is so queer coded, guys, you don't know. She is also dating Franky, they are the absolute t4t couple.

Franky is straight with the biggest ever love for Robin and also trans, he modified his body to be a super-man like.

Brook is way too nonbinary for me to say it. Just look at them. Your they/them lovely grandpa.

Jinbei is, too, super aroace and I don't take criticism. Just look at him, he's got the vibes.

Vivi is, as before stated, a lesbian. That is pretty obvious, though.

Yamato is canonically trans, bitches (affectionate). And also very Gay. Definitely in some sort of relationship with Ace.

Bonney is transfem demigirl, trust me, Oda told me himself, and she came out first to her dad.

Law is transmasc nonbinary, the absolute they/he, they just got that vibe. And also very aroace, wouldn't know what the fuck is attraction even if it slapped him in the face (just like Luffy, that's why they are BFFs)

[rotteneldritchhorror]

cause im a freak for queer history and love hanky codes and all other kinds of flagging:

Eddie of course constantly flags black on the left [S&M top/sadist] (half of the reason he flags it so constantly is because its just useful to have lol), like I said in my last post- whenever he wants a new piercing he flags purple on the right [piercee], learned about the hanky code from a "fitness zine" that was just DEFINITELY a gay kink/porno mag he either found discarded somewhere he definitely wasnt meant to find it, or actually bought it at a proper place with a fake ID, and either found they had an article in that issue or found a slip of paper with a written out code. Anyways it gave him the biggest sense of relief in his life to know he wasnt evil to wanting to hurt the boys he had crushes on and knowing that he wasnt the only boy into other boys.

Billy tbh has basically the same discovery story as Eddie except it was almost definitely accidental, he fully thought it was an actual fitness mag when he bought it with a couple of other porno mags and then Self Discovery, he occasionally flags light blue or navy blue on his middle back beltloop [oral and anal respectively, giving or receiving] but not that often cause Internalised Homophobia

Robin finds out about flagging because she found a lil slip about the hanky code in a lesbian zine she found tucked away in the very back of the local library and only kept it because it was something queer (she knows what Eddie's flagging and clocks him IMMEDIATELY and One Of Them), she doesn't flag cause she's wayyyy too awkward for that, even if it'd help her know whos one of the queers lol

Steve finds out EVENTUALLY because he confides in Robin about the Gay Feelings but she keeps dancing around it because shes not about to out Eddie, even if its literally so him and Steve can just kiss already and get over with it lol, but EVENTUALLY he finds her lil slip and recognises the black hanky (half the color codes are mismatched but the black is consistent enough for him to be right). He probably buys a light blue hanky and wears it on his right [cocksucker] exclusively when hes hanging out with the guys (Eddie especially, but also billy, jonathan and argyle because sure why not)

Speaking of which! Argyle knows. He might not have any friends, but he sells weed to a shit tonne of queers in cali and has dabbled in going to the occasional gay bar and gets in enough high conversations with kinky queers to gather what flagging is and generally how to do it (he doesnt flag much cause hes less of an 'actively looking to hook up' kinda guy and more of a 'if the time strikes', go with the flow, but sometimes he flags lime on his left [dines off tricks/sex for food] when he's in the mood lol

Jonathan is the last to find out and its only when he gets high as shit with them all and asks about why the fuck Eddie keeps a black bandana in his back left pocket and only his back left pocket and all of them explain it to him all at once until he just nods along and accepts it until like 5 minutes later where he just randomly goes "Wait- youre all gay??" as if that isnt known knowledge

[literalwallgoop]

Consider: bisexual Varian and pansexual Hugo.

Bisexual Varian so he can freak out a bit about liking boys.

Pansexual Hugo because this traumatised, mistrustful, gonna-lose-it-all little blorbo would freak out about liking anyone.