#argyle stranger things

[donttellunclesam]

subway ride home from pride <3

(close ups under the cut)

[lavenderstobins]

stranger tweets part 5

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[peenor]

BOYCOTT STRANGER THINGS SEASON 5 I am NOT joking.

[samgelina-jolie]

[microwavedemon]

Instagram seemed to like this one so I'm posting it here as well

It's the album get awkward by be your own pet , I first drew it in 2022 but redrew it now

Here's the old one I drew :

Go listen to the album now!!

[libraryofgage]

Steddie brainrot continues to worsen to a concerning degree but here's a crack idea that is absolutely sending me:

Famous Spicy Six in which Jonathon is a director who decides to work on a passion project: a Scooby-Doo movie. His ideal cast is as follows:

Nancy Wheeler (investigative journalist with a few special appearances on crime dramas) as Daphne Blake

Argyle (an actor with a habit of playing small parts; he acts only because he thinks it's fun, so he's not concerned with significant roles) as Shaggy Rogers

Robin Buckley (a well-known voice actor who is more well-known for her social media posts and clap-backs) as Velma Dinkley

Steve Harrington (basketball star who is also more well-known for his social media clap-backs and for being Corroded Coffin's number one fan) as Fred Jones

Eddie Munson (frontman for Corroded Coffin, an insanely popular metal/punk/rock band and "infamous" for unashamedly posting Steve Harrington thirst tweets) as the voice of Scooby-Doo

Corroded Coffin is also creating an entirely new, original soundtrack for the movie

And because I think it's funnier this way, this is also an AU where the Upside Down still happened, so Jonathon just calls his friends up and is like "Okay, so hear me out"

The absolute insanity that breaks out when both the movie and cast are announced because nobody can figure out how Jonathon managed to convince all these powerhouses to join his movie.

The further screaming online after one of the movie promo interviews where a reporter asks how they all agreed to the movie and Nancy hits them with, "Well, Jonathon asked, and he never asks for anything."

Which leads to the discovery that they all knew each other in high school, and the reporter jokingly asks if that means they've all dated each other, too, which leads to Eddie jumping in with absolute delight like, "Well, that's a funny story, there. See, Stevie here dated Nancy, who then dated Jonathon when they broke up, who then dated Argyle after they broke up. And I thought Stevie and Robin were dating, so I was very confused when I saw Robin and Nancy kissing. But then I found out that Robin was a true-blue lesbian, which meant Stevie here was open for the taking, and we've been banging ever since."

and Steve is just sitting there, head in his hands while Robin cackles and decides to tell the reporter all about Steve's "fuck I have a crush on Eddie" crisis

This interview, of course, leads to even more freaking out online and comments like "I know I asked for poly Scooby gang, but this is ridiculous," and "I can't believe that in this, the year of our lord 20xx, ScoobyXFreddy became a canon ship," and "if I had a nickel for every romantic relationship the Scooby gang actors have had with each other, I'd have five nickels, which is way more than any of us fucking expected to have," and "suddenly Eddie Munson's thirst tweets make a lot more sense, but can we talk about Steve Harrington's CC tweets now," and "everyone say thank you to Eddie Munson for revealing that mess of a relationship map," and "finally, the canon lesbian velma and daphne we deserve"

The movie is a box office hit, btw, and bloopers from filming roll with the credits, among which is Eddie Munson making Steve Harrington lose his shit laughing on set while dressed in a Scooby Doo onesie and singing Corroded Coffin songs with his Scooby Voice

[pythoness94]

My favorite Jonathan ship is Jargyle and i'm honestly quite proud of that. like C'MON! You can't tell me that shit wasn't funny. They were stoned, all the time. "Can you pass the olive oil, that's wine." Had me cackling. Oh and "You need purple palm tree delight, go! Go! Go! GO!" Snaps fingers. "Got me stressed out and it's not even my girlfriend." He was SO real. They were such a good match, like Jonathan was so relaxed around him and not just because he was stoned as hell, it was like he was able to let everything else fall away with Argyle and confide in him without it blowing back up at him. I love them.

[loserharrington]

steve and argyle as a duo would be so…. argyle would never be outright rude to someone but he would be LOUDLY passive aggressive and steve has no problem telling someone to their face that he’d kill himself to get them to stop talking. it’s like good cop bad cop except they’re both bad cop

[upsidedog]

Second time's the charm

[hangon-silvergirl]

pt4: st4 & shirts that go hard (+)

[queenimmadolla]

why do I have to see Murray’s balding ass???? according to the duffers and stranger things writing process, he’s served his purpose—should’ve been gone after S3 if not S2 so why do I have to see him over and over again? why did this fucker get a call so he can keep pointing out the obvious?

they’ll keep the raging z*onist but not Kali (Eleven’s sister character who was meant to just be edgy but brought so much depth to herself AND El, 008, test subject with fucking powers that would be beneficial in taking down Vecna) or Argyle (literal ride or die who got roped into the upside down business, was shot at with his friends, buried a dead body, drove across the country to reunite the group, is linked to the group in multiple ways, played a similar role as Robin’s in ST3 but apparently he doesn’t get to stay).

they’ll keep the ugly, old white guy who is just a companion at this point but not the POCs that go MIA after they’re used to further the plot for a white main character.

[princessdave]

I’m really surprised that at no point so far has a character mixed up “upside down” with “down under” and accidentally led another character to think that they were talking about Australia the whole time. And by another character I mean Argyle.

Jonathan: it’s full of monsters with hundreds of teeth

Argyle: yeah, everyone knows that

Jonathan: and there’s really dangerous plants

Argyle: I’ve heard that too

Will: and there’s this giant spider made of smoke that can mind control you

Argyle: I didn’t know that, but it’s not surprising based on everything else I’ve heard about Australia

Will: ….

Jonathan: ….

Jonathan: what?

[lavenderstobins]

stranger tweets part 13

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[i-am-autistic]

I need people to stop spouting total bullshit and say "It makes sense Argyle isn't in s5 he has a family back home". The fucking government chased his car the entirety of season 5 while shooting at him, he is a literal active government fugitive. It is genuinely bad writing to just have him disappear in s5 like nothing happened and doesn't make sense. He's not going home to his parents or to Utah to bang Eden like nothing happened. S5 also clearly has extra space for another teenager given that Vickie is getting a bigger role. Stop spouting Bullshit. They just don't want him in season 5. Idk why people can't be honest and acknowledge it. Just BTW these are the only two major characters who only showed up for one season and never showed up again and aren't dead.

Wonder why it's just these 2 eh?

[strangertheories]

sick of people justifying the lack of diversity in stranger things with the fact that it's an 80s small town when they have fucking great poc characters who are either underutilised (lucas, erica) or who they just deleted off the show (kali, argyle). not to mention all of vecna's victims being fleshed out...except the Black one! and all the opportunities they could've used for rep, like vickie. this is a consistent pattern.

[samgelina-jolie]

Jonathan/Argyle + Text messages

(Steddie version) (Ronance version) (Stancy version) (edancy version) (Reddie version) (stobin version)