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hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus
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Debbie Harry, photographed by Chris Stein, ca. 1976.
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All pleasures are guilty if your anxiety is high enough
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affirmations
i am a complex organism brutally engineered by uncaring forces of nature
i am a product of billions of years and trillions of deaths
i am building a machine greater than myself
i am able to make phone calls and appointments
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Dead Poets Society (1989) dir. Peter Weir
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“Suddenly all my ancestors are behind me. Be still, they say. Watch and listen. You are the result of the love of thousands.”
— Linda Hogan, from ‘Dwellings: A Spiritual History of the Living World’ (via jardindefruits)
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Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post
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PLUTO'S CHRISTMAS TREE (1952) dir. Jack Hannah
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