Clark Kent and Diana Prince are out to lunch with Bruce Wayne and Oliver Queen. Bruce Wayne enters, calm and composed.
Bruce Wayne: Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things.
Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder. Oliver Queen enters the room, catching his breath.
Oliver Queen: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS.
Diana burst into laughter.
Clark, unsympathetic: We told you not to mess with his cousin.
Oliver: Fucking... People.
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How do the members of the Batfam announce their engagement?
Dick: Guys, I have an announcement.
Stephanie: This better be worth interrupting my waffle time.
Dick: Wally and I are engaged!
*crickets*
Stephanie: Can you pass the syrup?
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Kate: You better not wear that to my wedding.
Bruce, tying his tie: Wedding? Are you even engaged?
Kate: *picks her nails, smiling*
Bruce: No way.
Kate: Mhm. Asked Renee last night.
Bruce: What'd she say?
Kate: What do you THINK she said, dumbass?
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Tim: Toss me the Riddler file.
Bruce: *grunts*
Tim: Also I'm engaged to Bernard.
Tim: And Kon.
Tim: And Bart felt left out so we included him in too.
Bruce: *grunts*
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Barbara: Not to break the fourth wall, but I know how to end this ship war for good.
Barbara: *turns to Kory*
Barbara: The courthouse closes at five. If we leave now we can make it in time to get married.
Kory: I have a dentist's appointment. Can we go tomorrow?
Barbara: Sure, engaged for a day and married by tomorrow. But we have a tight schedule.
Steph: That sounded fun. Hey Cass, wanna do the same?
Cass, shrugging: Sure.
Kate: What in the U-Haul did I just witness?
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Bruce: Selina Kyle, will you marry me?
Selina: Yes, I will.
Dick, from the rafters: Whoo!
Stephanie, ripping off her disguise: Get it, B-man!
Cass, in the corner: *nods in approval*
Jason, from the floorboards: About damn time.
Tim, behind the lamp: My legs were getting tired.
Damian, inside a plant: This took entirely too long.
Duke, materializing from the shadows: For real though, congrats.
Barbara, via a speaker: This wasn't my idea, just so you know.
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Roy: Oh good, you're both here.
Bruce: Yeah, but why?
Oliver: I was wondering that too.
Bruce: Get your own thoughts.
Oliver: Like your signature brood doesn't come from the Grey Ghost end card.
Jason: There's something important we have for you.
Jason: *gets down on one knee*
Jason: Roy Harper, will you do me the honor of pissing our dads off and marrying me?
Roy, tearing up: Oh Jason, of course I will.
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Damian during all this:
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