#Posts that went crazy viral lowkey

[martitheevans]

They are the same person in my head

[lucvly]

can you do chris x influencer gf hcs pls 🤍

— chris with an influencer girlfriend hcs. ⸰ 𖥔 ͙

warnings: fluff, not proofread.

a/n: this is so short My bad. ☹️

— both your fanbases suspected something was going on between you two because you started following each other a while back, and honestly you were soft launching him.

— the soft launch included pictures of your date nights, faceless couple pictures, etc.

— one time you posted a picture to your instagram story without realizing you were wearing fresh love sweatpants and your fans went crazy.

— despite that incident, you both waited until you were ready, and you made one of those couple videos on your channels. “introducing my gf/bf!” it was soo cute & most people in the comments were gushing about how cute you both are.

— when your relationship first started, you both had to sit down and talk about how public you wanted to be just to clear the air about what you were willing to and weren’t willing to post.

— you two have a joint youtube channel where you do vlogs about your life, dates and travels together.

— his personal channel is much more active because he posts with you a lot. he’ll post challenges, random vlogs– at some point you started a prank war on your channel which people loved.

— he’s your personal photographer. he sucked at taking pictures at first but you taught him how and now he takes all your pictures.

— sometimes you don’t even have to ask him for pictures because he’s so willing to take them. he loves doing it + (gets hella cocky because he gets to comment “I TOOK THESE”).

— when you have to go to a public event, he’ll call you to color coordinate outfits LMFAOO he loves matching with you, especially if it means showing you off in public.

— you two do the cutest trends together. you posted a tiktok with him doing a voiceover of your makeup which went absolutely viral because he was clueless.

— the amount of fanpages people have made for you are actually insane omg ??

— chris watches the edits people make of you, it’s his favorite pastime. he acts like he never sees edits but this man stalks fanpages, watches edits, and even showed you fanfiction of you two once.

— you were invited onto the cut the camera podcast one day and people went absolutely feral over it. it was insane. you and chris were lowkey flirting the whole time and just sharing stories about your relationship.

— literally your number one supporter. he loves you immensely so every project you’re a part of, he’s definitely a fan of. you could be selling grass and this man will advertise it on his stories like he’s getting paid.

— your comments are filled with him just hyping you up. he’s your #1 hype man. (“MINE” “i took these btw”).

— he shows you off everywhere. you’re all over his instagram. he has a highlight for you specifically & it’s the cutest thing ever :(.

— he spoils you so badly. anything you want, he’s getting it for you. necklaces, rings, perfumes, etc. all yours.

— you two steal each other’s clothes and people always end up noticing because of videos, tiktoks and pictures & they think it's adorable.

— this man will deadass steal your phone and post pictures on your social media. he’ll post stories on instagram, snapchat, literally anywhere 😭. full on hacks your accounts.

— you’re that internet couple. literally everywhere. the all time favorite internet couple.

[ph-cutie]

HDB: all the cops have a facebook but he also has an extremely tumultuous presence on every other social media ever KIM: respected commenter in some car/mechanics subreddit but probably also following some mid gay porn one RUBY: similar situation to kim actually but she might also have a sparsely used instagram with a couple fans KLAASJE: semi active anonymized tumblrina. has accounts on most large socials but doesn't really post on them herself GARTE: probably has a formal facebook with a feed of mainly cake decoration videos or something but probably also tried to get general life advice from reddit a few times JEAN: twitter doomer who averages 20 likes a post RENE: facebook comments beefer he is NOT afraid to verbally throw down with any other peepaw EVRART: somewhat infamous but niche twitter politician like he's gone viral once or twice. he and joyce subtweet eachother and have also had an absolutely atrocious whatsapp conversation 5 months ago they still havent blocked eachother over for some reason HARDIE BOYS + LIZ: all mildly troubled instagram reels commenters they have a couple groupchats too SPEEDFREAKS: they have a shared tiktok page which got little traction until egghead accidentally went viral, he doesnt have much of an interest in tiktok fame though so andre tries to continue the hype while usually being met with the reception of "where's egg". acele has her own smaller but well liked girlypop tiktok and while im not sure noid would have an e-presence of his own if he did itd be crazy GARY: rightwing redditor who tries to keep his comments lowkey (in true cryptofash fashion) because when he tried to be more mask-off on 4chan everyone there called him a soyboy LILIENNE: midsized tiktok mommy advice + frugal living page with a few people on every post commenting „not to be a lesbian but”

[goldfades]

✮ 𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐬, zegras' have more fun

♡ ─ summary | media day pictures (NOT MINE AND IT'S NOT THE FC) and something makes the jack stans go crazy

♡ ─ warnings | light-hearted flirting/arguing, brief mention of hate crimes (ITS A JOKE THOUGH), hughes bros being dumb (not trev for once LMAO)

♡ ─ taglist | tbd

♡ ─ ev's notes | this lowkey eats I MISSED THIS AU

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stasszegras ann arbor, michigan

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stasszegras | media day pics, first (official) fnl + WENT LOWKEY VIRAL ON TIKTOK???? tagged: pchandler68, umichfootball, lucafantilli september 23th, 2022

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briesbagels | my favorite tiktok influencer 🤭

↳ stasszegras stop it. 😐

↳ briesbagels 3 million views on a tiktok IS CRAZYYY

↳ stasszegras it's only cus luke was in the video

↳ lhughes_06 clout chaser 😝

briesbagels | LAST PIC OF LUCA IS HORRENDOUS PLS STASS 😫😫

↳ lucafantilli ok this one hurts brie, i thought u were on my side

↳ briesbagels its either u or stass (im choosing my girl)

↳ stasszegras 🤭😏😍

↳ pchandler68 hmmmmm 😏😏

↳ adamfantilli 🥸🥸

↳ stasszegras what's goin on here.... 😥

umichwsoccer | THATS OUR GIRL! 🫡〽️

↳ stasszegras 🤞🏼🤞🏼

jackhughes | wowww okay stassie.. 🤞🏼🤩 woo 😮‍💨😮‍💨

↳ trevorzegras 😟😟 oh no

↳ lhughes_06 since when we callin her stassie????

↳ jackhughes WE?? get ur own nickname lukey 😑😑

↳ stasszegras k y'all let's just stick to stass or little zegras 😶

↳ trevorzegras @/griffinzegras

↳ griffinzegras bffr right now 📸📸📸 aren't you like 30 jack??

↳ jackhughes actually i'm 21 so calm the FUCKK down... and i was just being nice and friendly griff come on now

↳ briesbagels and thats why we wear sunscreen kids 🥴

↳ griffinzegras yea maybe a little too friendly..

↳ stasszegras guys im gonna disable my comments if u keep arguing like 12 year olds

↳ trevorzegras mhm yeah and thats the ONLY REASON why you would wanna disable the comments

lucafantilli | last pic should be considered a hate crime bro how'd u even get that

↳ stasszegras don't ask stupid questions like that luca

↳ adamfantilli 🥸🥸

↳ lucafantilli MY OWN BROTHER?!?!?!

↳ lhughes_06 i guess we are all getting betrayed by our flesh and blood rn 😪

↳ jackhughes be so fr rn lukey

↳ trevorzegras agreed luke

↳ jackhughes 😑😑

↳ pchandler68 interesting.. 📸

quinnhughes | you ate little zegras 🫡

↳ stasszegras thanks quinner 🫶🏼

↳ trevorzegras YEA this is really being friendly @/jackhughes

↳ jackhughes bro. let this go.

↳ quinnhughes leave me the fuck outta this guys, please 😁

lhughes_06 | gonna win us a jr world cup zegras ✊🏼

↳ stasszegras YESSS SIR 🫡🫡〽️〽️ but thats not how it works buddy

↳ lhughes_06 there's no jr world cup????

↳ jackhughes messi is rolling in his grave rn

↳ stasszegras messi is alive????

↳ briesbagels no way bro 😭😭

↳ quinnhughes LMAO PLEASE 😭

pchandler68 | LUCA LOL PLEASE HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

↳ lucafantilli count your days chandler

↳ pchandler68 wait no luca im sorry

↳ lucafantilli its ur fault u introduced me and stass and NOW LOOK. all the hoes are gone

↳ stasszegras 😑😑😑

↳ adamfantilli not all of them.....🥯🥯🥯

↳ lucafantilli shut up adam.

↳ pchandler68 wait what??...

adamfantilli future manager AND she plays for our soccer team?? it's perfect 🤞🏼🤞🏼

↳ stasszegras hahaahaha no.

↳ nolan_moyle STASS PLEASE

↳ stasszegras stop harassing me nolan

jhughesnews

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jhughesnews | jack hughes and anastasia zegras are reportedly going out after he comments a suggestive comment on her most recent post. thoughts???

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fan01 | WHAT?? NO WAY????? WHO WAS GOING TO TELL ME

fan02 | guys they are just friends, if u guys look at her other posts he makes those kinda jokes all the time

↳ fan03 nah bro did u see trevor and griffin's comments? they obviously know something we don't

↳ fan02 yeah but that's their humor

fan04 | good 😭😭😭 for😭😭😭 them 😭😭😭

fan05 | didn't she go out with luke too 😐

↳ fan06 damn she wants the whole crew

↳ fan07 who can blame her tho??? have u seen them 🤭🤭

↳ fan08 no she didn't lmao, those were also JUST rumors and it's obvious they're just friends

fan09 | guys stop it, these are baseless rumors and REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENS TO TAYLOR ALL THE TIME, stass is great just by herself 🫶🏼

↳ fan10 all right girl..

↳ fan11 its giving "coach is right guys... 😣"

↳ fan12 im crying BYEEE PLEASE 😭😭😭😭

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[amakumos]

Hello welcome to yun stories. this will need a read more because of how long it might be

1. dancing teacher

basically last year my class did some snooping on our teachers. we found our science teacher’s twitter account and there’s a video of him chugging vodka while dancing with a fur hat on and a hatsune miku poster hung up in his room. his pfp is of him dabbing btw .. Hes a little bit goofy. also we saw his computer home screen once and we think it might be hentai related

2. cheating pe teacher

basically a pe teacher cheated on another teacher at our school with another pe teacher ,,, anyways the teacher took him back and now she’s pregnant w his child

3. covid camp

this one girl went to a rlly long camp we had w covid and then spread it to everyone 😅😅😅 that camp is hell btw one group spread lice and another one spread a stomach bug. lowkey crazy

4. accounting teacher gone viral

so this one person posted a tiktok of simu liu w the caption “omg my accounting teacher went to the met gala???” and then the next shot was like our accounting teacher 🧍‍♀️ He looks nothing like simu liu btw but somehow it went viral and then our teacher privated all his social media accounts cuz he was gaining a lot of followers😅

5. y7 piss camp story

so this one girl pissed on my adidas bag cuz we were in the wild and she was busting to go🧍‍♀️that’s basically it bc i feel like if i got into it deeper it would bring back more terrible memories

6. crème egg poisoning

apparently this one teacher at my old school got fired for trying to poison students w crème eggs? idk how true this one is but i will include it because the teacher did disappear after the scandal broke out. idk where he is now 🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️

7. burger king fiasco

apparently students at my school ruined a couples 50 year anniversary at a burger king (first of all why would u go to burger king for ur anniversary) because they were being too loud. the couple complained to the school and now we are not allowed to be loud at a burger king

Ok that’s it for now until i can remember more crazy stories bc there are so many omg but these r the only ones i can think abt at the top of my head cuz they’re all recent

[vngelicc]

girl tea time 👀👀👀

Jennie confirmed in her latest vlog that after having a concert in Singapore on the 14th she went straight to Cannes. So this proves that she has never been to Paris and calculating Singapore to Paris is 12 hours and in the worst cases the flight can be even 18 hours and therefore it would have been impossible for her to arrive in Paris in time to take a walk with Taehyung. Tae never went to Paris he was Nice. Plus I don't know if you remember but Jennie went viral for a scratch near her eye where she put a plaster and if you notice her in the photo she posted on instagram with the clothes of the video the scratch magically disappeared 👀 why? because the photo is from a long time ago it is not recent. She played us perfectly. I knew this Paris story was off and i can't believe it but i think the cosplay story is true.

(this proves how the reporter tried to manipulate us by changing the story many times because the times don't match)

i think people started doubting the credibility of the reporter, again im not too caught up with this but that’s crazy 💀💀 and now that you mention about her bandaid that makes me really think about it 💀💀💀 I heard lots of people saying tae never landed in Paris and went straight to Nice but you know what atp im here for the drama bc i lowkey be forgetting about it 😭😭😭 soooo thanks for the tea anon!

[bakusdumptruck]

Bakusquad Crack Post

Sup bitches 🤩how’s your day been? hope its been good! Anywayyy i was listening to a “Rolling joints with Sero Hanta” playlist and this popped up in my mind sooo here’s a little Bakusquad scenario 😏

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Pairing: aged up Bakusquad x GN Y/n

Warnings: Use of marijuana, swearing, injuries

Summary: A smoke session with the babes turned into a chaotic mess 

Ights sluts lets get into it 😈

Sero Hanta is the stoner of the group. Period. 

He taught everyone how to roll up just incase he was too high to function and wanted to smoke more

One night he texted the gc asking if everyone wanted to have a smoke sesh before they had to study for exams 

You all agreed and went over to his dorm together

All except Bakugou.

He called all of you “idiots” and “dumbasses” for getting faded before studying, but all Sero had to say for him to come was

“Ight bakubro, if you can’t handle it you could’ve said that instead of making excuses 🤷🏻‍♂️”

Bakugou showed up within 5 minutes.

Once everyone was together, tape boy had everything set up

There were 4 joints lined up, hella snacks, drinks, video games, and movies

He even had the LED a n d Galaxy lights on

Lordy it was gonna be a long ass night

NOW ON TO THE FIRST ROTATION 🤩

You know how I said Sero is the stoner? yup uhuh he got the MF GAS.

The rotation was Bakugou, Kiri, You, Mina, Denki, then Sero

You all have a high tolerance so after you saw Bakugou coughing up a fucking lung, yall knew you were in trouble

Everyone coughed... except Sero. He just busted a lung laughing💀

So the joint is finished and you’re all feeling fuzzy

yes you’re high, BUT its not enough to get you guys staring at the wall thinking about space and aliens

Just high enough where time is slowed down and your body feels light

Denki randomly shouted to play video games and everyone agreed

Guess what you’re playing 👀

Ju-on. The fucking grudge game. 

Why did Denki choose this game? oh he just wanted to see if it’d be a scarier experience if you’re all faded

It was 😃

Kiri volunteered to play the first stage to show off his Manliness 😤

So there he goes walking into the abandoned building 

yall know how you can use another wii remote to trigger jumpscares? 

yeahhhh Kiri didn’t know about it... and Bakugou was in charge of that

Everyone was chillin, lowkey feeling at edge to prepare themselves for anything about to pop up

Here comes the scene where he opens the door and scary bitch is on the other side waiting to grab him 

K: “Uhhhh this doesn’t feel right... am I supposed to go this way?

B: “No shit dumbass, its telling you go that way isn’t it? What are you scared or something 😏 I thought you were too manly for this game”

K: “I-I’m not scared... just making s-sure.”

M: “Hehe you’re stuttering kiri”

K: “...I’m just cold”

Right before he grabbed the door handle (I kinda forgot how the game went oops 😅) bakubitch tiggered a jumpscare

K: “Okay here I g- what the fuck 😃”

It didn’t work.

K: “Oh that wasn’t too bad! The games gonna have to try harder if it wants to scare m- JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT THE HELL IS THAT”

Scary bitch popped up outta no where and grabbed him

S: “DUDE FUCKING RUN AWAY”

Y/N: “KIRI THE BITCH IS RIGHT THERE WHY AREN’T YOU DOING ANYTHING”

K: “FUCK- CAN’T YOU SEE IM TRYING”

B: “BITCH SHAKE THE CONTROLLER. YOU HAVE TO SHAKE THE CONTROLLER”

K: “AHSJHS WHY ISN’T SHE LETTING GO”

D: “I-IT”S TELLING YOU HOW TO SHAKE IT. GO LEFT, NO NOW RI-”

Kiri accidentally punched Denki in the face 🙃

All: “...whAT THE FUCK AHAHAHSHAH”

yeahhh so thats how the game ended 😭

Denki was laying on the floor staring at the ceiling wondering what the hell just happened and why everyone was laughing at him

D: *in his head* “I just got punched square in the face 😃 and they’re laughing at me 😃 This is fine. 😃”

K: “B-bro are you okay 😭 iM sorry AHAsh its- its just everyone was screaming and AhahhAHAHA IM SORRY 😭”

Sero let him start the second rotation as an apology for laughing instead of checking up on him 

Honestly yall don’t know if you can go on to the third

Everyone was hella faded at this point

Eyes red, dry mouths, and hungry stomachs

Mina ordered TacoBell knowing everyone was gonna want to eat more than the snacks and you all sat on the floor munching away

You all started talking about stupid stuff:

S: “So like... what happens when we get scared half to death twice”

M: “👁👄👁”

B: “👁👄👁”

D: “👁👄👁”

Y: “👁👄👁”

K: “👁👄👁”

D: “I’ve been scared half to death multiple times... im fucking immortal.”

After a few more high conversations Mina suggests to make tiktoks 

Have yall seen the tiktok where Mina and Y/n do the trend where they wink at the camera and all the boys are watching and Baku comes up to kiss Y/n? 

yup you do that BUT

When Bakugou grabbed your cheeks and went in for the kiss he missed and fell flat on his face 💀

*Cue everyone falling on their asses crying*

Best believe the tiktok went viral 🤩

After the third joint yall decided that the room was too suffocating and went out for a walk 

It didn’t seem like a bad idea... until you all got outside

Denki and Sero were singing “Milkshake” at the top of their lungs while wall twerking on the trees

Kiri and Bakugo were racing to see who’s the fastest but kept tripping over their own feet

You and Mina were recording everything those dumbasses were doing.

All of a sudden yall found yourselves in a clear area a bit far from the dorms

Bakugou laid in the grass staring up at the stars and you all joined getting into a little cuddle pile

At this point the effects of the joints hit at once and everyone was out of their heads

They felt like their spirits were floating out of their bodies

*BOOM*

M: “...did you guys hear that”

All: “yes”

M: “should we go check it out?”

B: “Hell yeah. What if it’s a villain? I bet I can beat their ass in less than a second”

Y: “First, thats literally impossible. Second, We can barely fucking move. How do you expect us to fight a villain 🙂”

A Nomu popped up in front of you

D: “Uhhh aye Bakubro... you think you can beat his ass in less than a second?”

B: “FUCK YEAH WATCH THIS YOU FUCKING EXTRAS.”

...

HE FUCKING MISSED Nomu: “ERRHSJAKFjhuSGHD”

Y/n: *shoots up on their feet then falls over immediately* “DAMNIT I CAN’T STAND UP STRAIGHT WHAT DO WE DO”

Everyone started to use their quirks

Sero shot tape to the nomu

Denki sent 1 millions volts

Mina just kept shooting acid out

Kiri hardened up and threw punches like his life depend on it

Bakugou was screaming “die” and kept exploding shit

and You were also using your quirk to the best of your ability

K: *heavy breathing* “guys... i think we got it”

B: “Ofc we did... we literally went bat shit crazy on it”

When the smoke cleared it was still standing in front of you guys... unharmed...

AND IT MULTIPLIED

K: “😶RUN AWAY”

you all started running back to the dorms

well, tried running back to the dorms

Everyone was bumping into each other and tripping

S: “WE’RE GONNA DIE”

Y/n: “WE’RE NOT GONNA DIE JUST KEEP RUNNING... FUCK THEY’RE GETTING CLOSER

Denki ended up facetiming Aizawa in hopes that he would help

A: “Denki, its 4am what do you w-”

D: “SENSEIIII NOMUS ARE CHASING US. SEND HELP.

A: “Why are you guys out of the dorms? aND WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME USE YOUR QUIRKS. YOU HAVE YOUR HEROS LICENSE FOR A REASoN”

D: “WE TRIED. WE MISSED AND IT MULTIPLIED. WE’RE ALSO HIGH AS FUCK BUT WE’RE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT THAT”

A: “... did you say you were high?”

D: “IRRELEVANT. SENSEI WE’RE GONNA DI-”

The nomu caught him.

A: “Denki... Kaminari... hello?... *sigh* you guys are gonna be the death of me.”

You all ended up getting knocked out by the nomus and taken to the League of Villains hideout 

B: “...Never thought i’d be here again”

S: “ I still have the last joint in my pocket... ya’ll wanna smoke?”

Dabi and Shiggy stared at him like he was crazy but agreed anyway 🤪who’s gonna pass up a free joint? not them. 

So everyone got high again and chilled until the Pro Hero’s saved your asses :)

Oh and also don’t think Aizawa let you guys off the hook. 

You all got house arrest and extra BRUTAL lessons for the next 2 months 

The End :)

Yeahhh idk what this was but I hope you all enjoyed it!! I really wanted to write something angsty but as I was writing I couldn’t take myself seriously and ended up making jokes 😭

[nct-lian]

nct 127’s relation to lian

TAEIL + LIAN: IL-LI

taeil used to wake her up for school when she was still a teenager :((

such a soft but overlooked duo

will appreciate each other forever and ever

lian teaches him roasts in english that he can say to johnny

remain each other’s hype man and woman

taeil was the first to suggest he and the other nct members react to the trailers of her dramas on video so they can boost them in popularity

promotes the HELL out of lian’s solo career over twitter

lian loves coming up behind him and just giving him hugs because he’s soft (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞

they watch movies together a lot! but taeil has to come down to the fifth floor because lian hates it up on the tenth one

he was once able to grab her hand in an airport and they held hands the entire time :(( a few pictures went a little viral

they share hoodies NSHDHSHCJA

lian keeps bugging him to get an instagram

taeil will ALWAYS take her side in silly arguments she and the other members have sometimes

he makes fun of her height because she’s shorter than him-

he also used to help her with her homework :(

cried when lian went on her first date

“my child is growing up (´∩｀。)”

had to do a background check on the guy before he even allowed him to come in contact with her again, though

JOHNNY + LIAN: JOANN

johnny is her dad, period

no questions asked he is her father

will give her piggyback rides all the time

he was once woken up by her jumping on his bed and asking if they could go shopping

at 6:00 am

he actually got up, got ready and took her shopping but since it was so early, the stores were all closed

he took her out for japanese fluffy pancakes, though!

whenever lian is sick, johnny makes her his mom’s homemade chicken noodle soup recipe :((

speaking of johnny’s mom, she loves lian to death and always asks johnny if he’s taking good care of her

if they’re not being asked any questions or having to translate anything during interviews, they always whisper jokes in each other’s ears to try and make the other one laugh

because of how lian dies during the trailer of her new drama, johnny cried in front of twenty-two other men while they reacted to it

he was NOT embarrassed

“how are you guys not crying? this is so sad. what a cruel world we live in ໒( ˵ •̀ □ •́ ˵ )७”

kept screaming at lian’s “dream of you” performance video

“WHY ARE YOU ON THE GROUND DANCING LIKE THAT?!” “JISUNG COVER YOUR EYES-“

he once effortlessly picked up lian and moved her somewhere else because she wasn’t standing where she was supposed to be

everyone says that their ship name is something a white, suburban mom would be named. now nctzens pronounce joann like “joanne” ･x･

it was said on the zach sang show that johnny used to measure her height every month to see if she grows or not, and that’s the only reason why he has her height memorized

TAEYONG + LIAN: LIYONG

has lost lian in so many airports it’s not even funny

“hyung, what happened to lian?” “oh, you have GOT to be kidding me-“

whenever he doesn’t see her he goes into panic mode and starts asking if anyone has seen his little sister

“about this tall with really shiny hair? her cheekbones are insane, i swear. OH OH OH SHE WAS WEARING JOHNNY’S HOODIE- you don’t know what johnny’s hoodie looks like.. okay, well thank you for your help.”

one of the first members that she was comfortable with

lian said that he was her role model :’(

as the leader, he’s always taking care of her and will not sleep until he knows for sure she’s eaten

because of how lian never participated in any of nct’s first bit of promotions due to being too uncomfortable around them, she was allowed to skip out on the viewings of their relay video letters

but she was still required to make one for somebody and that somebody was taeyong ˵ ຈ ︿ ຈ ˵

she said that she was glad he was her leader and that she hoped to become closer one day

he cried

declares that he will take care of lian till the day he dies

taeyong had yelled at lian’s former manager until he voluntarily quit working for her- he had found out that lian was being overworked to the point where she collapsed during their dance practice and he wasn’t okay with it

always cheering her on backstage when she performs solo

he always tries to include her in guiding the members for their dances because he knows how happy it makes her

instead of having her carry her glasses around with her, he does it instead :D

“nana, do you have to wear your glasses now?”

taeyong tucks her into bed every night he can ᕕ( ཀ ʖ̯ ཀ)ᕗ

YUTA + LIAN: YUN

totally doesn’t have feeling for her, yeah

yuta is obsessed and when i tell you he’s obsessed, he’s obsessed

did i mention obsessed?

he’s jealous of everyone :(

yun stans insist that the only reason yuta is so touchy with winwin and mark is because he’s trying to cover up his feelings for lian

bye if that’s true-

hyuck wanted to give her a hug (a rare occurrence) and yuta straight up just said,

“mine. go away”

i have proof guys :// johnny recorded it and literally posted it on instagram

lian died internally when yuta cut his long hair because she couldn’t put it into ponytails anymore :((

but his hair is growing back now so she’s able to do it again :)

yuta teaches her japanese every tuesday and thursday!

we don’t bring this up because it’s pretty embarrassing but,, when nct 127 were backstage before performing kick it, yuta asked doyoung (who was in a direction where he could get a clear view of lian’s face) if lian was staring at him

how do we know this, you may ask?

it was caught on camera and everyone made fun of him for a solid week straight

he’s caught staring at her from afar way too often for comfort

lian says that he’s very pretty

much like the other memebers that have instagram, he makes story countdowns that he posts about a week before lian plans to release her solo music

DOYOUNG + LIAN: LIDO

another member of the lian protection squad

doyoung was the first to start calling her cupcake

it all started when doyoung was sick and lian made him cupcakes to make him feel better

will slap anyone who makes a flirty remark towards lian

was embarrassed for yuta when he asked if she was staring at him

said “no” and walked away

lian is the only one who ever shows him any mercy :’)

they have very similar taste in decor so they often go shopping together for things to put around the dorm

doyoung said that he spends the most time in lian’s room because it smells like vanilla all the time

he spoils her SO MUCH

like so much

half the plushies she owns at the moment were gifts from doyoung

has a tendency to watch over her and make sure she’s content at all times

“cupcake, are you hungry? i can make you some food if you’d like” “oppa, it’s 3:00am-“ “and?”

they take such pretty instagram pictures :((

at one point in time, doyoung was jealous of his older brother because lian used to crush on him a tiny bit :0

not because doyoung likes her or anything, she just couldn’t stop talking about how nice he looked in revolutionary love

disapproves of the staff giving lian such short clothing sometimes

“um, excuse me, she can’t wear that. are you crazy? go get her a new outfit, please”

JAEHYUN + LIAN: JAELI

not many people bring this up because we know it’s honestly a sensitive topic :|

but he lowkey has deep feelings for her (he makes it so obvious sometimes it’s kinda disappointing to see how oblivious lian really is to it)

jaeli + yun love triangle anyways

jokes aside, though, jaehyun loves lian so so much

once cried to johnny about how he doesn’t know what to do and that he didn’t want to make anything awkward by confessing to her

makes sure to be near her as often as possible

once scared away a whole kim taehyung from talking to her during isac ╰[ ⁰﹏⁰ ]╯ (let’s pretend bts were there for 2019 pls)

“jungkook, keep your friend away, please :D”

didn’t work, though, because they ended up having a conversation later in the day either way

*in the 97’ liner groupchat* “HYUNG IM SORRY HE RAN AWAY I DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO DOl

it was uncalled for but what can you do amirite ┐(´～｀)┌

lian pokes his dimples a lot and squishes his cheeks

just randomly hugs him but he’s not complaining

johnny isn’t picking sides but he became team jaeli after jaehyun broke into tears in front of him for the first time since they were trainees about how much he loves lian

sad,, i know

lian judges jaehyun for not sleeping with sheets

continues to believe he is not a human being, but a robot created in a lab

jaehyun smiles at her for no reason

JUNGWOO + LIAN: LIWOO

an instant bond formed between them when they first met!

jungwoo learned a lot about her and has developed so many ways to deal with her anxiety :(

gave the staff a guide on how to keep her calm when he went on hiatus because he couldn’t be there with her

buys her colouring books because he knows that they calm her down well!

liwoo went viral and become a popular ship when lian accidentally changed the nct 127 instagram profile picture to a jungwoo icon

she got scolded but it was iconic orange haired jungwoo with a chain-

an untouchable duo when they do double aegyo

nctzens think jungwoo is her favourite member

maybe because lian said he was

“ “who’s your favourite member?” hmm i’ll have to say woo-oppa!”

*cue jungwoo laughing at yuta’s face because he was that shocked*

they share secrets with each other so now they probably know the other like the palm of their hand

even though he’s off his hiatus, he still has to guide the staff members through lian’s little moments because sm staff suck at their job sometimes

they’re the two members who go grocery shopping together

more like jungwoo dragging lian to the grocery store with him but okay

jungwoo loves kissing her cheeks (〃▽〃)

their vocals mixed together are confirmed to be noises from heaven

lian misses his blonde bowl cut :/

MARK + LIAN: LIMARK

leader of lian’s natural length hair committee

like when i tell you mark hates her extensions-

mark was the first friend lian was able to make in nct!

they bonded over canada and it was very rare to see them speaking in korean

mark goes into straight panic when he’s with her sometimes

has to remind himself they’re like siblings

lian ans mark covered “your eyes” by hoody and jay park during a vlive!

it was adorable :((

lian had him saved in her phone as “android user” but now she doesn’t know what to change it to

they had a fight in 2019

mark let’s her call him the weirdest freaking nicknames ヽ ( ꒪д꒪ )ﾉ

mars bar, markie, mork, marko

AND IN RETURN HE CALLS HER MARIJUANA-

he says it’s because czennies consider her to be addicting and since marijuana is addicting as well he thought it’d be a good fit

someone on twitter absolutely ENDED HIM though and wouldn’t stop making fun of him (；⌣̀_⌣́)

they can read each other’s mind just by looking at each other

“dude i hate this shit why does she keep asking us who we wanna collab with?” *cue lian laughing hysterically*

“what’s so funny (゜-゜)” — interviewer

HAECHAN + LIAN: LIHYUCK

haechan makes fun of her kissing scenes in dramas

calls her short all the time

“lian give me a high five- oh haha nevermind it’s too bad you’re so short”

they’ve actually been so close to fighting each other and i’m not even joking

they’re the two members who fight the most out of all of them

but despite this, they love each other very much

hyuck says he’s the only one who’s allowed to make her mad

and if anyone else makes her mad he’d kill them

limark 2019 fight flashbacks where haechan kept threatening mark

there are actually moments when they’re clingy with each other-

haechan loves her hugs :((

like ??????? one minute they’re at each other’s throats and the next, they’re all lovey dovey hugging each other make it make sense ?????

lian could be speaking english and he’d say, “korean, please. i can’t understand canadian”

“shut up <3”

hello haechan cried and wouldn’t let go of her during her and mark’s graduation ceremony in 2018

she makes fun of him for it but never takes it too far

he goes to her for dance advice

during their nct 2018 weekly idol appearance when they were doing the random kpop dance thing, they beat everyone أ‿أ

[wayhaughtprompts]

Singer/Dancer Waverly and Basketball Player Nicole, they are both famous and have a crush on each other for some time now but never met and were too shy to reach for the other until they meet in a event and the fans go crazy

ok so Waverly is a pop star and is super popular 

while Nicole is the captain of the biggest basketball team in Canada

Both of them have huge crushes on each other

like Waverly is a huge fan of Nicole and has all her jersey’s in her closet

while Nicole is a fan of Waverly and listens to all her music and works out to it

But of them are too shy to message or meet each other

They first met at a game where Waverly was asked to sing the national anthem

Nicole teammates try to get her to speak to Waverly

while Waverly’s manager tries to get her to speak to Nicole

but neither of them do it because they’re shy

some time pasts and they both end up at a charity dinner for the children hospital or something

and they are both guests of honor so they are seated next to each other

let's just say they’re both gay messes and were so nervous

until Nicole says a joke or something and they start talking

afterward, they exchange numbers and whatnot

also the next day they blow up on social media because all the pictures that come out of the night

lowkey they post a picture together and that broke the internet and the hashtag wayhaught became a thing

the pair continue to talk and text because all the pics went viral

Nicole finally got some guts and ask Waverly for a date 

which Waverly was super nervous about but said yes

they tried to keep it lowkey but it’s tough being famous

the pair hit it off on the first date and they start officially dating and the press and social media had a field day with the news

[martitheevans]

[sole-cuore-amore-e-droga]

Czech Republic brings their language back to Rotterdam 2021

Reviews coming in a little too into rehearsal period? Honestly don’t care, I’m happy I have caught on with quite the speed right now (only to lose it soon after I guess), because the last two actually came out on two days in a row, hah! Up next is Czech Republic to be talked about, let’s go.

ARTIST & ENTRY INFO

Joining the trend of Czech-Men-Surprisingly-Looking-Like-How-They-Are-In-Their-30s, here comes one Ben da Silva Cristóvão (aka Ben Cristovao, aka Benny Cristo), and his Angolan father explains why is his original surname so funkily Portuguese. Mans went to the finals of the Czechoslovakian version of Pop Idol in the same year Czech Republic finished with 0 in the semifinal and ended their Eurovision career for a brief moment in time (thanks for the fact linkage, Euromovidas). Since then he has quite significantly exploded in their music scene, releasing material after material, performing as a supporting act to Mr. Worldwide himself, and doing all kinds of concerts back in the day. Most of his material is in Czech, so like for TIX, Eurovision is an opportunity for him to present himself better in English, somehow.

As his Eurovision entry, “Omaga”, is MOSTLY in English. Until the miracle strikes and you hear two lines in Czech - that is right, Czech Republic having lines in Czech on their entry is a miracle in the regard that we last heard Czech Republic sing in Czech on their very debut in 2007, when the entire song was in that language. It did not give them fruitful results, but that’s not language’s fault. Now say what you will about 2021 having had that potential to kill languages that we have heard in 2020 (Slovenian, Amharic...), but 2021 is quite the greater kind of thing in that regard that we have, because of Czech Republic and the entry I’ll write a writeup for next, Denmark. "Omaga” is a clubby-ish pop song with guitar influences, something that Benny himself has never really done before stylistically, because from his repertoir, he does kinda have something somewhat laidback and toned down more than those upbeat energetic kinda stuffs, but if that is not usually his style, then he has got to be a master of many styles, lol. Lyrics are about a man wanting to woo some girl who is tired of his stupid things but she really makes him happy and he is stunned by her beauty so much he can’t help but go “omaga” “oh my God” at her constantly. Benny did that one thing about “Kemama” to “Omaga”, which is simplifying an otherwise already easy-ish phrase into a somewhat made up but catchy word (in “Kemama”’s case it was something along the lines of “OK mama”), but does that matter in the end? It’s the music that does, in this case.

REVIEW

And in this case the music is reeeeeaaaaally THAT good.

It’s an instant turn on, if not from the lowkey minuscule-tropical beginning, then it gets going from the verses on, which features some insane catchy bass chops(?) and engaging fast singing from Benny.

I also love how differently does he sing the second and third choruses from the first one, like, he goes higher on some words (“happy you’re here” and “beautiful”), and the post-chorus chorus?? The repetition of “oooooh-my-GOOOOD, oh my Gooood” is just working me the right way?????

And the Czech lines are pure magic. Whenever I hear them, my mood is made, the time feels like it freezes, I just feel smitten by the fact that it exists. Now will it be the first entry with Czech lyrics to make it? I dunno, you decide, and I trust you, even if foolishly.

I don’t know what is it with these lyrics and what was it with “Kemama”, but it’s one of those songs dying to be turned into a dance sensation, like, a song viral on TikTok thanks to a dance challenge. You can make so many simplistic moves to whatever he’s singing.

Also the music video is pretty fantastic. Full of movie references I both recognize on spot, and don’t! For instance, this is also a movie reference, and also I’ve seen this piece of music video clip material as a ČT exclusive backstage preview of whatever they were filming for Benny.

this is very relatable. whole world IS crazy

Literally quite a lot of things in the song are perfect, and so are about the rest of my top 5, maybe even top 6. Switzerland has a great second pre-chorus among many moments, Malta has a perfect combination of the chaos within itself, San Marino is a fantastic pop song with a cool little feature verse, Italy has THAT bridge, Lithuania has the unexpected good vibes. Czech Republic is just perfect for me for the most part, without a specific moment, because there are a lot of specific moments. Good vibes all around.

Though at first I thought he was singing “you’ve been hung too long, I’ve been hung too long” (it’s “home” instead in these words). *-* doesn’t help that the “why don’t you let me have it” line sounds like Benny’s asking for sexual favours that are constantly rejected against his favour. Go simp somewhere else :P

Approval factor: SAY YES SAY YES SAY YES (- Ben & Tan) Follow-up factor: Stellar! ČT had to give up their future televised NF project due to drop outs of their previous HoD for 2020, but even then, his good pals are making sure that Czech still retain a really good maintained interest in Eurovision with their songs and all. And they gave up the NF itself to have Benny Cristo to participate for the second year in a row, with an internal song, and all is fine and dandy. “Kemama” and “Omaga” are two kickass songs in a row. Qualification factor: I really want to be optimistic about the chances of this guy. I really do. I just really want to shrug off the deadpan reactions from the press center that he was constantly getting. But what if there is no hope, and his rather lackluster looking performances are what we getting live. The visuals don’t please me a lot, with the wide shots towards the arena and not much more focus on Benny, and I would absolutely hope he’s gonna do well vocally... but... I was at first really sure he would, because he’s energetic and electrifying. Now? Might be swallowed over the competition + hopeless-ish acts performing way better than him on the night + he’s on 3rd, and while Manizha will escape that, Benny could get sadly torpedoed. Hope it’s not the case :(

INTERNAL CORNER

There were some nice moments to talk about, but they’re mostly few and far in between, BUT there was this one livestream that stood out to me in a weird way - ESCZ, the thing that is in charge of Czech Republic’s Eurovision ordeals ever since like 2018, had an Instagram livestream with Benny to talk about his Eurovision related details, that among 3 songs shortlisted they’ve chosen one, that some sort of a preview will allow a singles only early peek into the entry, and so on.

There’s also this, which made me think that Omaga’s certainly qualifying.

Just... wow. And the last higher notes he’ll certainly attempt to pull off in Rotterdam as seen in rehearsals, so I cross my fingers nothing goes awry with that.

ANY LAST WORDS?

Please Eurovision Gods, for the love of Verka and Conchita and whoever else, GIVE THIS SONG A QUALIFICATION. During the season the Czech Republic managed to slide into my top 3 and take that 3rd place spot from San Marino (yeah San Marino in my top 3 who’d’ve thought??), and that alone tells me that it is such a good song, and one of those that would seriously break me if I lost it in the semis. Please. Don’t let Benny flop. He doesn’t deserve that. Not even an ounce of that.

Or else he’ll come to haunt your nightmares after the night of the semi like this

[enchantedisabella]

Modern Greek Gods

my ig is vivacityandvellichor

Apollo: patron god of memes/vines. absolutely has a meme acc with over a million followers. you think peter parker, a fucking gen z meme legend, isn’t his illegitimate child? that he made just to spite athena with spiders? you are w r o n g

Zeus: the one those Straight White Guys (ew) pray to. often they place maga hats at his altar but even Zeus isn’t that much of a douchebag to support tr*mp and he burns them and strikes those guys with lightning at once. he’s that kind of dad that refuses to vaccinate his kids tho (sigh)

Athena: literally the inventor of just fucking shitposts that mess with your head and are filmed by Apollo saying shit like ‘i have faced God and stepped over Her heaven to get to my throne’. probably runs a shitpost acc and a feminism acc at the same time with wildly different posts, but everyone knows it’s her. there’s even accounts comparing her captions on her different accs bc one will be like ‘big mood gonna go die now bc for some reason i didn’t want the tide pod challenge to die and I DID IT wtf is wrong w me im begging for the sweet release of death’ and the other will be like ‘systematic oppression is only beneficial to straight white males who will continue to oppress poc, women and lgbt+ if they don’t recognise their privilege’

Persephone: kindest person ever. except when you try her, karma’s gonna be a bitch to you. usually she just stays home and plays with her cats, probably spends half her life as a stalker on tumblr or running an aesthetic ig, and the other half baking muffins to throw in the face of her enemies but also to give the best ones to her mom. is definitely taylor swift reincarnated, there’s no doubt.

Demeter: andrea swift reincarnated. that soft friend who will go batshit crazy if something happens to her precious daughter. 100/10 has a very good mother-daughter relationship. hates gossip column blogs but loves it when the tea is served for someone that deserves it. (kanye anyone?)

Aphrodite: works at buzzfeed, no doubt. one of those fashion bloggers with a ridiculously huge influence over celebrities even though all they do is post outfit combinations and promote products, and always has steaming hot tea to serve on every website available. loves dishing out to demeter and gets along surprisingly well with apollo who is also invited to those premieres with her (though for different reasons ofc). runs the most colourful ig acc ever, has an insane amount of followers. wakes up with perfect hair and no one knows how.

Poseidon: youtuber. one of those annoying ones who always say to subscribe to their channel before really doing anything much or saying anything worthwhile? like, why not say it at the end when people actually know what your content is about??? always gets invited to those youtuber conventions but hellaaa problematic. not a total dirtbag, supports feminism and everything, but he just has an overall toxic personality. athena stays tf away. somehow is actually lowkey hot tho and has had flings with every other well known celeb who lives near him.

Hades: HIGHKEY anime stan. pretends to like shit like my chemical romance but actually jams to one direction when alone. video games and pokemon go is their life 24/7, but they still try to hide the fact that they waste their (probably few) remaining days on it even tho everyone already knows. has tried tiktok once and went viral for being hilariously fucking bad. definitely has a meme face. apollo once made a meme out of hades’ face to spite him but it actually also went viral and now hades is known as the ‘pikachu corndog guy ’ around the internet. sometimes ppl ask for selfies on the street and he h a t e s it. will flip them off but can’t swear without sounding like a twelve year old who hasn’t gone through puberty.

Dionysus: is incredibly good at tiktok. once did such a smooth pop and lock with six of his nymphs that it went viral. can shuffle up the stairs like hell was freezing over but he didn’t give a shit. runs those eating asmr accs that’s mainly just him stirring drinking wine super loudly until he passes out (somehow still gets a staggering ton of views), but before that, poseidon makes sure to film all the stupid shit he says to put it on his youtube channel. athena’s sometimes there too and uses his overconfident phrases for her shitposts. needless to say, dionysus is a legend on stan twitter.

Ares: will Fite you. is literally the equivalent of a human trash can. people do put maga hats at his altar and he fucking wears them like the fucking trashbag scum that he is. athena plots different strategies to kill him and has polls for the best ones on her story. Straight White Guy trashhhhhhhhh. nobody likes him. he runs an ig acc with maybe four followers at best, and they’re all just all his other own accs that he uses to anonymously harass athena so she can’t shove his own failures into his face. she always knows it’s him, though. people beat him into pulp on online arguments but he refuses to admit that he’s wrong. gets a kick out of harassing people on the subway. athena refers to him as ‘it’ every time she talks about him because she says that subhuman feces should be referred to by the correct pronouns.

Hephaestus: that one sleazy guy at school who’s best friends with hades but isn’t as bad as asshole ares. knows that ares is morally wrong, but still is kind of ok with him unlike everyone else. wouldn’t go so far as to like him tho. that geeky guy who always gets invited to parties. nobody knows how, but he’s in the ‘popular’ crowd, but often overlooked. some people think that it’s because he does all his hw for them, but actually, hephaestus is that guy who’s sleazy and cheap but really slick and conniving. can get himself into any club. that guy who only uses social media to stalk others, and he follows like 1000+ people but nobody will follow him. kind of a douche but not so much to become revolting. haaaaaates poseidon bc they’re both toxic af and recognise it in each other but not in themselves. that guy who apologises for a racist thing from eight years ago that’s been brought up. actually means the apology but doesn’t have much empathy.

Hera: rules wattpad and i mean rules it. her stories basically win every bad boy x good girl cliché award ever. terrible grammar but somehow has a shit ton of votes and comments. has had a string of shitty boyfriends but only has eyes for zeus, the most problematic guy ever whom she keeps on returning to. she blogs about all her relationship failures mostly because she’s too hooked up on zeus, and all her ten million followers tell her to get some therapy or help but she never does. queen of falling into toxic relationships and honestly athena hates her personally but feels really sorry for her. probably doesn’t understand feminism all that much but still wants equal rights for everyone. doesn’t care if you’re lgbt or a diff race, and i don’t mean accepting i mean she literally does not give a flying fuck. one of those ppl who is ‘fake woke’ bc they actually do have good morals at heart but say things like ‘i don’t see colour’ only for athena to reply scathingly w things like ‘you actually do, you just don’t want to acknowledge your own white privilege by admitting it bc to admit it is to admit that you actually have been born w an upper hand’. def is one of those straight white girls who actually are decent and try their hardest to understand racism but just can’t get it. vents on wattpad yet somehow only gains followers.

Artemis: ah, saved the best for last. arty is a fucking queen, she’s the one who consistently burns tr*mp on twitter and challenges views. probably an actual activist irl who is v well known and promotes herself through ig. is probably best friends with taylor swift and emma watson. probably lowkey has the best singing voice and is actually an artist using music to protest. is mutuals with her feminist acc with athena on instagram. probably best friends w her and they do everything together, run a joint private finsta with a fairly small following of 500 people but post the most aesthetic bff photos.

[xxdreaminadream]

xukun concert rant ahead 🌟

ok so i saw xukun live (i also saw my girl @rebelliousphan) and DAMN i need to rant. im also doing this bc i have lil memory problems so. let’s get it - woodie gochild

first; we waited two fucking hours with a dj (it was so. damn. long. but that dj was lowkey lit) everyone was pushing everyone, i almost got in a fight with a girl (the only thing that kept us from fighting was the language barrier skksksksks)

at some point, after two fucking hours, i saw some dude putting bottles in a thing? i got mad english skills yes and so i knew it was going to Happen Finally Wow

i was near the barrier btw, and they were pushing during the whole concert (i spent my time apologising to the girls in front of me who were at the barrier, rip them)

so y’all. at some point everything went fucking silent and xukun appeared?? i was ready to sue him fr i had waited for so long??

the first thing that striked me was,, His Fucking Charisma Homies

crazy. that shit’s crazy. he walked in and my ass was even more whipped than before-

honestly he holds sO much power he could’ve stepped in and then left and it would have been amazing

so he started somehow dj-ing? that shit was lit as fUck, also there were flames at some point and that shit was unbearable (bc we were all dying from hotness bc of the pit and human contact, and the fire was even hotter i felt like grilled chicken thanks)

so he was behind the dj thingy right. at some point homeboy climbed on it, and then came closer on the scene and wow girlies were pushing me so much?? honey ur not gonna touch him? chill?? and he did his usual xukun shit and that was Hot

then he? told us to wait a second? so he disappeared and came back in another outfit, hotter than ever

he sang some of his songs!! that seems logical but fuck u ok at the beginning he wasn’t ksksks (im so disappointed he didn’t do i wanna get love smh)

you can be my girlfriend almost got me crying, feels hit too hard wtf

wait wait wait was a masterpiece too. he was mesmerising and i thought he was going to swallow my soul with his pretty voice

ALSO AT THE END HE SAID THANK YOU IKUNS, THANK YOU NINES I FUCKING SOBBED

he remembers us?? us nines?? he got me all emotional damn fuck him i hate xukun

after saying thanks, he left. and my will to live left too.

tbh? it was amazing. despite being squished by violent and hypocritical girls, it was awesome (i wish it was longer actually, we waited 2 hours for a 50 minutes long concert yk)

i can also proudly say that i saw the Cai Xukun drinking and that was a Lifetime Experience

also his VOICE FUCK‼️

it’s a whole ass mix of raspy, lazy and lowkey teasing end me pls im in love with him

no fr he is extremely attractive through a screen, through earphones and in real life too. it wasn’t a joke. that mf really owns me. i don’t want a date if it ain’t xukun.

after i left the concert place, i had the jOy to meet my girl popy (and her friend sara) nd wow the sweetest girl :(

this concert was by far my favorite one out of all the concert i went to (i had only seen french rappers :( i love y’all mfs but xukun yo)

also my friend filmed a fansite putting her camera on my head, enjoy this video

(yeah so. im extra short. and my head’s flat. i was too shy to tell her to mOVE SKSKSKS) ((make this video go viral honestly it cracks me up))

so this concludes my concert rant!! i’ll post pictures and videos later (if y’all want lol)

[theolympusfiles]

percy jackson hollywood au

PERCY :

unlike most children, percy never wanted to be famous. sally was the maid of celebrities and he often saw first-hand how it was such a toxic lifestyle. that all changed when sally fell sick and there was no way they could pay her medical bills

paul, sally's friend and one of her bosses, offered percy a job at his media company. he was originally just an assistant but during a red carpet, they were running low on reporters and he was given a mic and told to interview celebrities

he was a natural and it didn't take long for him to blow up. he was only twenty-one when he was offered to host his own talk show. he accepted and his talk show was a big hit

his very first guest was hazel levesque, a former child star that was in the middle of a big trial. many people thought she was crazy for the trial but her interview with percy helped change a lot of people's perspective

his most "iconic" guest was perhaps annabeth chase. she was a bigshot actress. they knew each other from childhood since sally was athena's maid for a few months. their reunion, which was televised, went viral. people started shipping them like crazy

they did end up dating but they never confirmed it. annabeth is very quiet about her love life on social media and percy wasn't the type of show off his relationship. the only things they ever confirmed was their engagement and wedding

percy's talk show is still popular and he's often compared to ellen. there was one episode where they teamed up and the episode was a big hit

percy still sends money over to sally, who's now a published author and happily married to paul. percy's really happy to see all that he accomplished and he's even happier to have a little sister who he adores

ANNABETH :

she grew up in the spotlight. her mother was a producer for a lot of big time movies and athena even went on to direct. she always pushed for annabeth to become a hollywood star and annabeth hated it

her first role was when she was seven. she was playing a young psyche in a rendition of cupid and psyche. she didn't have that many lines but her cute appearance was enough to skyrocket her into fame

her first big role was when she played the character of katie mellows, a sweet character who switched bodies with one of the meanest girls in school. this show really helped show her versatile acting and it wasn't long before annabeth was on the stage winning awards

she was never the star to date around and it was a surprise to many when she started dating luke castellan. they were rather different, with her title as america's sweetheart and his title as hollywood's player. they went on to date for a year and there were a lot of ups and downs

luke was always trying to blackmail her and annabeth did her best to fight back but to no avail. annabeth eventually got the courage to leave luke and she even went on to publically say the truth about their relationship. it didn't take long until luke was behind bars for having child pornography on his phone. annabeth had found out that luke was tricking rising teen stars by seducing them and promising them fame and fortune. she had taken action and many saw her as a hero

annabeth swore off dating for a while, though she ignored how rumors circulated about her and percy. the two started dating a few years after their reunion and they've been going strong ever since

annabeth quit acting after a while, focusing on her directing. she misses it from time to time and started to take smaller roles in tv shows

JASON :

he got famous from a meme

he was a news reporter, often reporting the weather. someone took a screenshot of him, captioning it "the weather may be a little bit drier than usual but he sure makes me wet". this lead to people making thirst memes out of him. it was enough for him to appear on percy's talk show

percy and jason hit it off and became fast friends. that's how he met his manager. she offered to find him a contract and he drunkenly agreed. the next morning, instead of waking up to a naked body, jason woke up with a text saying that someone offered a modelling contract to him

he wasn't going to accept until his sister, thalia, pushed him to. jason signed the contract and that's how he met piper mclean. she was the best photographer for the company and she was seriously pretty. it was love at first sight for him

when she saw he was from the meme, she burst into laughter. apparently, piper mclean was an avid follower of memes and she pulled out her phone and showed him her own version of the meme. jason was blushing so hard that he gave tomatoes a run for their money

his first modelling gig was for an upcoming clothing company. though he wasn't a natural, jason quickly got the hang of it but he still felt really awkward

but he continued to model, seeing as it made good money. he never really made it to the top but he was well-known enough that he had enough money to support himself and to save some money for the future

PIPER :

her mother was a big model and her father was a very famous actor. piper grew up in the spotlight and it wasn't long before she was modelling on her own. she continued to model until she was fifteen, where she got into a big fight with aphrodite and tristan about her career

she won the fight and she took her savings and moved in with annabeth. athena loved piper and understood that she wanted to be out of the spotlight. piper started homeschooling and as time wore on, she grew bored

she picked out photography as a hobby. annabeth was always her model and annabeth's instagram was filled with photos of her that were shot by piper. when she was eighteen, piper was offered a job at 'dare models' as a photographer. she accepted without a thought

her first official model was drew tanaka. drew was a model for aphrodite's line and the two knew each other. piper hated her. but she still did her job and she did it well. the company was very impressed with her work and it didn't take long before she was promoted

piper kept climbing the ladder and was eventually promoted to lead photographer. she was only twenty-two. her first job was to photograph a new model, one that mr. dare promised would be the best of them all

it was the meme guy. piper nearly choked when she saw who it was. she burst out laughing and showed him the meme she had made. he blushed so hard that she was surprised that he wasn't some type of tomato

the two of them exchanged phone numbers and they hit it off. but they never really stated they liked each other. it took leo for them to confess

FRANK :

he's a bodyguard and he prefers to stay out of the spotlight

frank was annabeth's bodyguard for a while but luke laid him off. frank and annabeth are still good friends and he was even the one to push for her to talk to percy

hazel hired him in the middle of her trial. she was getting a lot of hate for her choice and her manager told her it would be for the best if she had a bodyguard

the actor they hired to play someone quit and frank had to play the part. there were only three lines but he was so nervous, he was shaking. hazel calmed him down and told him it'll be fine. he was just playing a side character

he went viral once. a photographer had snapped a picture of him and posted it, calling him handsome and sexy. when he found it, he blushed so hard that he was red from his ears to his toes

he was even offered a modelling contract, though he shot it down. he preferred his job as a bodyguard. it still gave him good pay but without the price of the celebrity lifestyle

frank has a huge crush on hazel, but he never acted on it. he was her bodyguard and he wanted to keep it professional. it was what he thought was best for his career

until hazel found out, fired him, and then asked him out. he said yes and they started dating. frank was worried about not having a job but then annabeth called him and told him she had a spot open

hazel and frank keep their relationship lowkey and rarely post anything. but they're still one of the cutest couples in the industry

HAZEL :

she's a child star. hazel starred in a few shows and many fell in love with her and her sweet personality. her mother always booked her jobs and appointed herself as hazel's manager

from age ten, hazel worked nearly 24/7. she thought that was normal but wasn't too aware of the laws. marie would give her less than she earned and eventually hazel grew tired of it. she did some research and found out that what her mother was doing was basically against the law

hazel called up the best lawyer in the business and it wasn't too long before she was in the big trial with her mom. many people were against her and she faced a lot of backlash. but sammy, her temporary manager, sent her to percy's show so she could clear things up. he also hired frank as her bodyguard

hazel won the case and she went on to raise awareness for all the child labor and child predators in hollywood. her mom had exploited her and used her. she doesn't want that to happen to other kids

she stayed out of the spotlight for a while. she still had frank as her bodyguard, in case anything went wrong. after a year, hazel started to put on more projects

she made a name for herself and even started a jewelry line. she started dating frank and she's as happy as can ever be. she still despises her mom for what she did but she left it in the past for the most part

LEO :

leo never really knew what his future would hold. all he really had an interest in was video games and programming. and inventing. but he never knew what kind of job he would take

he started a youtube channel, where he played games. about a year later, he was well on his way to ten million subscribers. it worked for him and he met a lot of great people over youtube

when he wasn't recording, he would program a game he was working on. it was based off of greek mythology, which he had a fascination with. leo did it all by himself and released it after a few years. the game wasn't as a big hit as he had hoped it would be but a lot of people still loved it

his youtube channel was already making headlines. he had started doing more out-of-the-box videos, from pranks to daily vlogs. leo's channel had everything

leo actually met piper through an event. she was in charge of photography and he bumped into her. the two became fast friends, though it freaked him out that she was fangirling for a minute straight

his love life sucked. he had gotten piper and jason together but he was still single. percy and annabeth were happily in love. frank and hazel made his stomach hurt with how sweet they were. hell, even his cousin sammy had a girl. leo was the only single one

he dated around, but never really got into a serious relationship. he's happy though. he has his friends and his youtube channel. while it would be nice to have a girlfriend, he knew he had it good

EXTRA :

reyna starred in a reality tv show, called circe's island. it was basically where girls competed against in each other. she was there as hylla's partner and the two won that season

reyna went on to become social media influencer and she has over 13 million followers on instagram alone. reyna started her own business and is a self-made millionare

nico's a talent scout and manager. he's often behind the scenes but he always manages to find the most talented people

will's an actor and musician, though he's not very popular. he mostly just stars in small tv shows and makes appearances in movies and such

[somaybeimbiased]

SHINee 5 | Ghost Hunters AU

I redid this early post and I think I improved it, others also requests a couple things about this AU, so I just redid it bc the other one was messy

With increasing reports of things going ‘bump’ in the night, a team of 5 guys formed, and they travel around South Korea. They film their findings and post them on youtube. They have 20 million subscribers, even if they do talk in Korean. (Subtitles my guys) Viewers think they are all v cute and hilarious but also this is the most realistic ‘ghost’ show out there.

Onew- Research Analyst

He was never one to believe in ghosts.

He didn’t even think it was a possibility.

After his mom died and Taemin started blabbering about how mom was still around and that nonsense, it made him hate the prospect of ghosts.

But when his best friend in high school asked him to help out, he couldn’t say no.

His filming was trash, but it got the job done.

It was all fun and games until ghosts actually started moving stuff

The breaking point in his skepticism came when a door slammed shut behind him and locked him in Jonghyun’s cellar.

Might’ve cried a lil

After that, he went ham researching the paranormal.

His and Taemin’s dad is a  cop so he will sometimes ‘borrow’ his dad’s database computer to see if there is any sketchy happening in the history of wherever they are heading.

He was kind of against Key putting the first video on youtube, but it got popular so he forgave it.

Never gets used to the prospect that he has fans who like him the most out of their group. Like he has fangirls

After becoming a hit and getting 10k subscribers with only crappy iPhone videos, so after a while, they decided that they need more people on their team.

Put an ad on craigslist

The only ones who answered were his brother and Minho

Very much against Taemin and his boyfriend? Best friend?  Joining the team.

Thought that Taemin would turn it into a joke

But then he watched his little brother get possessed and he freaked tf out.

Got used to it after a while.

Their youtube channel continued through high school graduation and only got more popular.

They would film on the weekends.

He is really into it after a while and he basically becomes a human dictionary for ghosts

Like, ask him any question  and he will spit out the answer

Minho will only let him touch and cameras and other $$$$ equipment

“You’re the least likely to get scared or get possessed so-”

Except he runs into stuff all the time so?

Like if you think he is clumsy during the day, you should see him try to get around with a night vision camera.

Sometimes he will just trip or fall and Key s c r e a m s

“ARE YOU OKAY DID A GHOST GET YOU?!?!”

Jinki just kinda laughs it off, bc Key is so jumpy.

But overall he likes being a ghost hunter

Like it’s fun, plus he gets to spend a ton of time with his best pals

Jonghyun- The Leader

Every great story starts with a stupid decision.

Jonghyun’s was letting Key convince him to make and use an Ouija board during a sleepover when they were 13.

He 100% thought it was fake until the planchette started moving by itself even though Key and he were on the other side of the room.

And then him and key just like took the board and put it in the garbage.

But the damage had already been done.

His house was haunted.

Ever since then, he and Key had been trying to prove it to someone that they’d messed up Jonghyun’s house.

They invited Jinki over to try to get evidence on camera

So they made Jinki film using Key’s crappy iPhone and a cereal box voice recorder Key had saved boxtops for.

But then they caught some weird voices and the cellar door shutting on Jinki and they were spooked

Key put the evidence on a youtube channel and people went crazy for it.

They loved the video.

He wanted to make more, so him Key and Jinki tried just them for a year or so before deciding they needed to expand their group.

The ad on craigslist seemed to work bc they got a cameraman and a medium.

How cool are they?!

Once they started getting more and more popular, people would email him about coming to their house, business, etc.

Their youtube views were high too.

He 100% carries around a lil suitcase full of traditional ghost hunting stuff, like an ouija board salt, sage, etc.

Screams in falsetto

Gets scared easily, but is nowhere near as bad as Key

Sometimes Key’s screams startle him more than the spooky ghosts.

He also always gets scratches on his legs?

Like?

He can’t wear shorts anymore.

“No, I don’t own a cat.”

Lowkey thinks Taemin might be lying, but only because Jinki said he thinks it might be a coping mechanism.

But then Taemin sprouted off how a demon was following Jjong and has been attached to him since he was 13 and Jjong hadn’t really told anyone besides Kibum and Jinki what happened when he was younger so like

“Wow, okay, accepted.”

Key- The Comic Relief / Face of the group

This guy is scared of ghosts

Doesn’t know why he thought hunting them was a good choice.

Only in it for the potential views at first when they made Jinki film them in Jjong house.

1000% believes in ghosts though.

Made a youtube account for them.

GhostHunters5_25

He s c r e a m e d when they went viral

“SO MANY PEOPLE HAVE SEEN MY FACE”

Basically became an instant meme.

Pictures of him screaming and crying a lil are all over the internet.

Any fame is good fame.

100% let it go to his head.

Like, fame didn’t change him, he just got cocky with the ghosts.

It got worse when they really blew up after Taem and Mango joined the team.

Made everyone wear makeup for filming.

M: “I’m behind the camera why do I need makeup?”

T: “Also we are in the dark, I don’t-”

“SHHhshhhHSHhHh”

He was crazy for the views and stuff.

A skeptic of Taemin, like legit at the beginning he said they should kick Taem out.

“I can bring my dogs instead. They are just as cute as Taemin and dogs can sense things”

Got possessed once

It was for like 10 seconds

But he didn’t take it suuuper seriously until that happened.

He wanted to quit at first like he walked out of the house they were investigating.

Taemin tried to talk to him about it like

“Bum, I know you’re stressed but like, It happens to me all the time, and I’m fine.”

“No, you’re a freak! That’s why they go to you! If you were normal you would know how I feel!”

Taemin just left, and he ignored Key for 2 weeks straight.

Jjong and Jinki convinced Key to talk to him, bc if they didn’t patch stuff up, they’d lose their cameraman, their medium, and two of their best friends.

Everything was okay after he apologized.

From then on he would bring a doll with him to all investigations

The doll was an old cabbage patch kid

He named her Susan

“The ghost can possess the doll instead of me now”

The doll never actually gets possessed.

But sometimes 2min hide his dolls so he thinks it might’ve worked.

Also the fun cop™

Makes them go to the library before every new place to do research about it led by himself and Jinki.

Takes it suuuper seriously.

“Jonghyun, stop putting paperclips in Taemin’s hair”

“Where did Minho go?”

“Taemin, wake up you’re drooling all over the phonebook from 1987!”

“Minho when did you go get Panda Express?!”

Done with their bullshit

Minho- The Man behind the Camera

Didn’t actually know the others before this.

Like vaguely knew Jinki bc he is Taemin’s brother brother

But he really only knows Taemin, his bestboyfriend

They don’t like labels

One night Taemin showed him a crappy youtube video for three dorks hunting for ghosts.

“Isn’t that your brother filming? I didn’t know anyone could be so bad at filming! Who let that happen?

The film major was not impressed.

Left an angry comment on their video about how they need to get a proper cameraman.

A couple weeks later he was scrolling through craigslist while ignoring his homework and he found an interesting ad.

In search of extra crew to help investigate paranormal

“YO Tae, wanna become ghost hunters?”

Like he was aware Taem had that power, and those three morons needed a good camera guy tbh

Were the only ones serious about answering the ad

Him and Taem got the jobs because they were the only ones to actually answer the ad.

He told them that he was there just to handle equipment and be a cameraman

Quickly given a crash course on the good angles of Kim Kibum

Purposely zooms in on Key when he screams.

He is hella good with the camera work, and he is able to use extra footage sometimes for his film classes.

But he never really gets used to  what happens

Especially when he watches his best friend get possessed the first couple times

Did not cry

One time there was a loud crash in an old house they were investigating and they sent him and Taemin to check it out.

Surprise.

It was a skunk.

So now he always checks the site before setting up.

He also now keeps a few jars of tomato juice in his trunk for emergencies.

Taemin- Mr. Medium

He lowkey resented his brother for starting a paranormal investigation team after teasing Taemin a large portion of their children over Taemin making things up.

He and Jinki were never as close as they were before their mom’s death.

Jinki claimed Taemin was making stuff up, but Taemin let it slide because his mom told him that he was the only one who could see.

Like those rumors that younger kids can see past the physical world but as they get told that ghosts aren’t real and whatnot they lose the ability.

Those are true, but Taemin’s mom being a ghost made it so that he never stopped believing

When they asked Taemin what he could contribute to the team he just deadpanned

“I see dead people”

Jonghyun and Key asked him if he needed therapy.

He almost cussed them all out for being close-minded when they were the ones hunting the ghosts

He is a self-acclaimed Clairvoyant and a Clairsentient

He found out at a young age that he wasn’t normal

His and Jinki’s Mother died in an accident when he was 7

When his father got home to tell him the news

“Don’t joke! She’s right behind you!”

Therapy sucks.

It’s a touchy subject for him to this day.

He has fun with this though, he is able to feel and see the ghosts when they don’t hide themselves

This makes him a valuable asset to the team

Glad that the others allowed his bestboyfriend to be the cameraman too, bc Mango hadn’t shut up about Jinki’s shaking filming.

He instantly became a hit on the youtube channel

He got fangirls from this too.

It’s great to have anyone other than Minho alone believing him.

A lot of comments are about how the hot medium is their favorite and how genuine he is.

Like ‘oh hello, how did all these flowers end up at our house Minho?’

Also, if we talk about Key being a huge meme, we can’t forget about him.

He has a hilarious expression at least 50% of the time.

Gets possessed all the time though

OT4 asked him why he was the one to get targeted all the time

“What can I say, I must just be irresistible”

“They like me because I sympathize with them and my emotions are easily manipulated to suit them”

Also bc he is lowkey into Wiccan charms and it’s only to protect the others from harmful spirits.

Got really hurt when Key got possessed bc he was the one that stopped the spirit from being inside Key for too long, and then after the fact Key hurt him.

He also jokes around a lot outside of the site and when around OT4

Pulls lil pranks on them

But once they arrive, he is all business.

Randomly stares off into the distance all the time bc he sees a ghost

Lowkey afraid of ghosts, but only because he has gotten really hurt in the past from them

Prays all the time to try to protect himself more

/AN// I hope you guys enjoyed! I am wrapping up the semester next week so I’m hoping to start writing more! Thank you <3

See More of My Work on my Masterlist

[blightwulf]

For the first time (that I know of) I’ve been blocked on Facebook and had some lowkey drama go down. Honestly I’m not sure how I feel about it.

I usually avoid arguments that aren’t in my immediate circle, especially if it’s an online thing. I don’t mind occasional factual argument comments when I feel it’s important, but that’s usually it.

Yesterday I posted something in regards to the 5,296 bodies of children found in residential schools across Canada. This is nowhere near the total count, and sadly we might never truly find all of the bodies.

In response to my post one of my cousins, Michelle, wrote me a message saying I should think about the fact that the original news hit the media before Canada day and then fizzled out immediately after Canada day was over.

I’ll admit, my responses were a bit hostile. I said the original commission to find out what happened in the residential schools was started in 2008 and that I still saw news about this every single day, but that’s because my friends list on Facebook are primarily made up of children of residential school survivors that are rejoicing that this stuff is now being fully brought into the light. The other reason it “fizzled out” is because the media is fickle. One week it’s Johnny Depp abuse stuff, then the next it’s Dr. Suess books, then it’s sexual assault stories, and so on. It’s sad but there’s so much going on that the media literally jumps from one subject to another within a week, or sometimes even within days.

Naturally this upset Michelle, and through our 17 message conversation she continued to talk down at me by saying she knows more about it then I ever could because she’s talked to tribal elders, chiefs, and so on. Okay. That’s good for her, I don’t know her life and I wasn’t trying to say I knew more then she did. I was upset that she was implying it was all a big conspiracy to ruin Canada day, because she wouldn’t stop talking about how the news hit just before Canada day.

She was mean, and honestly I was disappointed. She’s a teacher, she has a half black daughter, and previously she called me racist for using #BlackLivesMatter and then told me racism is gone. I told her that I hope her daughter never has to experience racism, because even I have as a white passing half Filipino kid. She freaked out and acted like I was threatening her daughter. That’s the type of person that she is, which sucks because I’ve always wanted to get to know that side of the family but my dad refused to even acknowledge his sister in law after my uncle Pinky died when I was a kid. My dad didn’t even go to his brothers funeral because of them.

Anyways, eventually I just got annoyed and straight up said even if people did keep the knowledge of the bodies until before Canada day so it the news would be viral, who cares? Michelle kept mentioning that for decades everyone knew about the deaths anyways, which I wouldn’t say is 100% true, but whatever. Even if they did keep the news until Canada day to make a stir, so what? People weren’t doing anything when they “knew” for decades beforehand. Residential schools are just now being talked about. Trauma is just now being shared and people are saying “look what happened to us, this is what they did”.

Last comment I saw before I fell asleep was Michelle freaking out and accusing me of calling her a conspiracy theorist because “she’s just curious” and that I should pay attention to how the media is trying to divide people. I pointed out I literally never said that, I said she’s making it sound like a conspiracy and that there are thousands of people that genuinely think all of these bodies are a conspiracy just to ruin Canada day and cause people to stop celebrating it. Also, the media isn’t trying to divide anyone. People are sharing their stories, learning about what has happened, and communities are finally able to give proper burials to those that they’ve lost.

Either way, I fell asleep and woke up to my mom telling me that my brothers girlfriend Jana was insisting that I call my brother Gord. Apparently they both gave Michelle shit for being an ass to me and said that I wasn’t in the wrong at all during my conversation with her. My brother and I had a heart to heart about the recent death of his son Levi, and fuck it hurt so much. My dads side of the family is rough. My siblings are all 40+ years older then me and I have a different mom, so after my dad passed away a lot of them stopped interacting with me because they had no reason to anymore. There’s a lot of things like travel, age, and old family fights that come between us.

Apparently my brother called Michelle and told her to fuck off and leave me alone. He didn’t need to, I never exactly interacted with her on purpose unless I had something I had to say. Michelle blocked me on Facebook and deleted all of her comments, which I genuinely don’t give a shit about. I didn’t expect any of it to blow up, but Jana went on a little rant about how stupid it was that Michelle was picking on me, especially since Michelle is in her late 40s and I’m still basically a kid.

I’ve never had family genuinely have my back, and I’ve literally been crying just thinking about it. My brother is texting me and telling me that if she ever bothers me again to tell her that he’ll fight for me, which he 100% will because he’s a crazy badass.

Honestly I don’t know why I’m writing this, but it’s cathartic to write it down. I’m disappointed that I’ll probably never know that side of my family, disappointed that my cousin is the way she is, I’m overwhelmed with love from my brother and his girlfriends support, and I’m heart broken because I’m remembering my poor nephew Levi who died way too young. His passing ripped a hole through my family’s hearts. He was one of the happiest people that I knew, and I don’t think I’ll ever forget his laugh.

Man, stuff is rough but it’s also so incredibly good