#taylor swift textposts

[silver-horse]

nooo beloved mutual don't be a swiftie you are so sexy haha

[hyperfocuscentre]

you say ‘the prophecy is remus coded’ but what if i said that it’s lily coded? it’s about lily losing faith in dumbledore, lily trying to find a way to keep harry safe from the prophecy, lily BEGGING for her sons life.

[wouldvegonealongwiththerighteous]

We actually don't talk enough about Taylor playing WCS at her 19th show, pairing it with Mine from Speak Now, right after announcing the rerecord, and then not playing another Speak Now song for 13 shows until she played Haunted at her 32nd, because it's objectively one of the funniest things she's ever done.

[lesbiandemondaddy]

Taylor saying cosmic love in Down Bad, Florence singing throughout the entire song and getting her own solo part in Florida!!! and now Taylor and Florence both have a song called Cassandra how are we doing Flo Swifties

[soullessjack]

‼️important post‼️

hey!! I’m getting more messages from Palestinian families so I’ll be making another donation list for all of them! if you’re able to, please donate, and please check out the first donation list as well! sharing/reblogging is also helpful if you don’t have a means to donate <3 thank you!

• Imtithal’s family / @d-imtthal

• Osama Al-Anqar’s family / @osama-family

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• Hashem Muhaisan’s family / @hashem-fromgaza

• Zaen and Yahya / @zeanyahya

[sopheadraws]

10 tunes, 10 tags

aka shuffling your Spotify "On Repeat" playlist 10 times and then tagging 10 people

I was tagged by @thatiwouldbe <3

"Hair" by Lady Gaga

"G.U.Y." by Lady Gaga

"Nebraska" by Bruce Springsteen

"American Teenager" by Ethel Cain

"Sexxx Dreams" by Lady Gaga

"Crush - Stripped" by Ethel Cain

"Say Don't Go (Taylor's Version) (From The Vault)" by Taylor Swift

"No Surrender" by Bruce Springsteen

"I Can See You (Taylor's Version) (From The Vault)" by Taylor Swift

"'Slut!' (Taylor's Version) (From The Vault)" by Taylor Swift

I was expecting more than four artists, but this is unsurprising.

I'm tagging @wheresurboytonighthelookslikeenj @anewstartrekfan @hoodiedmenace @thelog33 @doctor-whu @delayshay @forth3loveofgod @katyobsesses @spocks-got-a-glock and @birdofmay :)

[pqdfootsmoon]

it needs to be said, the smallest man who ever lived is the most marauders coded ttpd song!!!

yes im aware of the black dog. yes im aware of peter. yes im aware of the prophecy. yes im aware of fresh out the slammer.

the smallest man who ever lived is the MOST marauders coded song on the album, it's crazy

it fits so many characters and its insane

lily to snape???

regulus to sirius???

james and lily to peter???

sirius to remus when he thought he was the traiter???

sirius to peter after he was sent to azkaban???

remus to sirius when sirius was sent to azkaban cause he was the 'traitor'???

the song is about the marauders.

[annieedisonfriendofellen]

I return

[s1xseasonsandamov1e]

[finstermond]

"why is it called 'tortured poets department' if taylor is neither a poet nor was she tortured.

this is actually a frequent misconception. you see, her large house has an even larger basement. it is in fact so large, that she divides it in departements. the album title refers to where she keeps her kidnapped poets to torture and abuse them. hope this helps!

[lavenderstain]

listening to the tortured poets department kinda feels like you accidentally walked into a private therapy session

[poptart-cat-78]

Things from TTPD I would love to scream at the Eras Tour

1.) “Who’s Afraid Of Little Old Me?!”

2.) “Old habits die S C R E A M I N G!!!”

3.) “Florida!!!!!”

[inocennt]

if you never booped me, i would’ve gone along with the righteous

[wouldvegonealongwiththerighteous]

Mmm what she said in the folklore lpss about how we have people that we watch break for entertainment... The bit about art and suffering in the Directors on Directors interview... The Tortured Poets Department... And when I break it's in a million pieces... I dream of cracking locks, throwing my life to the wolves or the ocean rocks... If long suffering proprietary is what they want from me they don't know how you've haunted me so stunningly... You are not like the regulars the masquerade revelers drunk as they watch my shattered edges glisten... They're gonna crucify me anyway

Something something being trapped in the mirrorball cage to suffer for entertainment and deciding you might as well have fun with it

[lesbiandemondaddy]

Petition for Florence to cover Who's Afraid of Little Old Me? the witchy vibes would suit her so well

[tenshi-agerasia]

ensemble stars characters as things i experienced on a cruise to mexico

i'm waiting for a flight that i'm ten hours early for so here's some rare 鬼畜 text content . incorrect quotes and imagined scenarios, long post under the cut

starting off with some incorrect quotes

rei: can you walk?

eichi: i think so, i'm much more energetic nowadays-

rei: no you're not. shiratori-kun, get him a wheelchair, we're skipping all the lines at the airport‎‎

‎-

eichi, getting physically patted down by tsa in a small dark room because his wheelchair couldn't go through the full-body scanner and it was too much physical effort to stand up: this is all sakuma-kun's fault

-

aira: tenshouin-senpai! you almost left your louis vuitton designer scarf at the security checkpoint! what if someone had stolen it?!

eichi: thank you, shiratori-kun! but it's fake

-

akatsuki in the elevator with a group of strangers

stranger, in a thick southern accent: so what're y'all up to t'night?

silence

souma stares straight ahead. he thinks the stranger isn't talking to them.

stranger, feeling slightly awkward: so, y'all stayin' in your room?

kuro: um... yeah

-

afterwards

keito: how did he know that our room doesn't have a window

kuro: ???

keito: ??? he said something about our stateroom not having a window like his

kuro: you mean when he asked if we were staying in our room?

-

hokuto: how much money have you spent at the arcade

makoto: uhhhh... i don't know, i'm not good at math

mao: how much did each of the figurine blind bags cost you

makoto: four plays is $4.50 and i get an average of 87 tickets at the piano game. the gachapon is 750 tickets each, and 750 / 87 = around 8.62 plays, and 8.62 x 4.50 / 4 = $9.6975

-

wataru: iiiiiit's..... showtiiiiiime....

yuta: can we leave

hinata: the waiters are dancing now, we can't just leave

one minute later

yuta: can we leave

hinata: i'd love to see you try to leave in this situation

three minutes later

yuta: can we leave

hinata: QUICK THEY STOPPED MAKE A RUN FOR IT

-

jun: i don't like my new haircut

jin, shaking his head knowingly: yeah you shouldn't have cut it on a cruise

jun: i lied. i love my new haircut it means the world to me

-

jun, still struggling to come to terms with his new haircut: now i kind of look like the scaramouche guy from genshin

hiyori: i was thinking more like edna from the incredibles

some people that i encountered!

kaoru as the guy that (successfully) invited one of the waitresses to dance

yuzuru as the sweet lady who asked me how to swipe her room card for the arcade because her son (tori) wanted to play a game

ritsu as my mom who spent most of the time sleeping

rinne as the tour guide that would add "rawr" to the end of his jokes

tsumugi as the poor woman who got stuck in a hammock and had to ask me for help

yuta as my brother who i forced to go on a rusty cable sliding thing you could only hold on to by hand, only for it to get stuck before it reached the middle

hinata as me who dragged the rope attached to the handle and tried to run (on sand) to pull yuta/my brother on the cable slide, only for him to fall (on sand)

rei as the people who watched and laughed

yuzuru as me playing the discord golf game with my friends on vc, only to get screwed over by the lag from cruise wifi

anzu as my friends who were still at home and took this chance to win by miles

makoto as my brother and i when we made one of the arcade machines run out of tickets to dispense three times

makoto as my brother who dominated the entire leaderboard of a piano game with his high scores

tomoya as my mom who was upset that she didn't get to see any flamingos up close

mao as the guest services guy who kept getting interrupted by phone calls that lasted less than 50 seconds

tsumugi as the worker who asked me "do you speak mandarin or chinese?"

adonis as my dad who would only eat meat because "it's more worth it that way"

hiyori as the hair stylist that gave me the scaramouche/edna haircut and kept calling me "madame" and insisted that i trust his vision (he was a lovely guy, i just wanted it more short :()

anzu as my aunts that were constantly trying to video call my mom on wechat, only for the call to disconnect because cruise wifi sucks

mayoi as the dinner waiter that jumpscared my mom on the lunch buffet line

midori as the buffet worker who kept sorting the lettuce leaves by size and color

rinne as the guy at the casino who told a worker he wanted to "have a gambling addiction responsibly"

tori and tsukasa as the little girls who tried to convince their mom to let them eat only cake for lunch

kaoru as the white guy who tried to engage in a conversation with me in the elevator but only made the situation more awkward

souma as the guy who got into an argument with someone (kaoru) over whether the fish he ate was bass or salmon (it was salmon with some bass)

shinobu as the boy who ran up and down the stairs yelling that he was looking for ducks (?)

wataru as the russian lady in charge of the dining room who would loudly whisper "iiiiiit's...... showtiiiiiiime" into a microphone every evening

tomoya as the waiter with a tired, dead inside expression who still had to dance for the russian lady's "showtime"

adonis as the guy that woke up at six in the morning to run laps around the deck for some unknown reason

wataru as the guy who posed for a picture like he was pinching the setting sun

hokuto as the guy taking the picture, but from an angle that made wataru look like he was pinching nothing and standing there stupidly

promo time ~ preorders for the niki's cookbook fanzine are open until march 12! i made some recipes for it, go check it out :)