#PennyOne

[cardinalcheerio]

Y'know what I would do if I got to spend a day with the batfam?

Cook with Alfred.

Like, i hate cooking, but I feel like that would just make the experienfe y'know. You get to spenr time with someone who is so wise and overall amazing.

What bout yall?

[batchilla]

Complicated.

Complicated.

The arrangement you had with Gotham’s very own boy wonder wasn’t complicated. 

“Churros.” Robin decides, flashing that charming cocky grin. “For my incredible, dashing rescue—-” “You took five minutes longer than normal” You interject, mainly to tease. “I do keep reminding you, it would go faster if you would scream for help a little.” He scoffs, before continuing. “For my brave, incredible actions to save my favorite perpetually placed in distress damsel in all of Gotham, I demand a churro. Or next time I will let the assholes throw you into the harbor.” He jokes, throwing an arm around you as you walk along the dock. You lean into him a little as you walk, your arm coming over his shoulder in turn. “Well, anything for my knight in shining spandex.” You laugh… but part of you knows that in truth… maybe you would do anything for him. That in truth… you might love him, and while he may flirt, you have no idea if he feels the same.

Complicated. 

Love, on the other hand, was complicated. Especially when you had no idea who he truly was. You had hoped it was infatuation, a crush, a Pavlovian effect of association between Robin and safety. But as you found a vendor, purchased and handed him the snack, your hand brushing against his gloves, you feel your heart skip a beat. Robin grins, and holds up a grappling gun “Desert is always best with a view - how about it princess, do you trust me?” he asks his other hand moving around your waist. “But of course.” “Best hang on then pretty girl.” He says, pulling you tight against his chest as you wrap your arms around his neck. You feel like you leave your stomach on the ground, as the two of you are pulled towards the roof of one of Gotham's many towering buildings, the wind stinging your face, so you tuck against his shoulder and neck, your hair whipping in the breeze, and over the whistle of the swiftly moving air, you hear Robin’s almost crowing laugh, a grin breaking onto your face quite beyond your control. 

Complicated. 

Loving Robin was a little grappling through Gotham. Like flight. Like freedom. The most wonderful feeling in the world. And frightening. You had no idea who he was, what he thought of you beyond the playful flirting, and even if you did… What then? Being with him was still a frightening prospect, even if he wanted you in return. Your mother’s work as a judge already had you in danger at least thrice a month, if you became linked to Robin? That danger would increase a thousand fold. You feel his feet hit the ground, then yours, as you land on a rooftop. Somewhat reluctantly, you remove your face from his cape.

Complicated.

Maybe you didn’t need to worry though. Maybe it wasn’t that complicated. Robin had always protected you, and as much as you doubt his real reciprocation of your deeper affections, you do believe that even if he doesn’t love you back, he is your friend, and even if he wasn’t, he’s a good person - and he’d always protect you. 

As you sit with him at the roof's edge, your legs dangle into the abyss. Robin breaks his churro in half, and you take it with a smile. “I can’t imagine powdered sugar is easy to wash out of that.” You muse, gesturing to the suit he wears. “No.” he agrees, his mouth full. “No, I imagine PennyOne will rip me a new one for this.” He says with a rueful smile. “Penny one?” You ask, licking some powdered sugar off your thumb and - oh, oh yes, Robin is definitely looking at that. You feel a surge in your confidence, like adrenaline, an urge to act on the tension that on your side at least, has been building for months. “The boss” Robin expands. “And here I thought Batman called the shots.” Robin winks “Batman thinks that too.” “Pfft” you exhale, resting your head against his shoulder, looking out at the glimmering city lights. “You okay, Pretty girl?” He asks, concern edging into his normally confident demeanor. “It wasn’t exactly my first rodeo, I’m fine.” “No bumps, no bruises?” He says, looking down at you. “Not a scratch. Fishing for compliments are you?” you tease “fine - I’ll indulge you. You pulled off an excellent rescue today, thank you. If you weren’t here, if you didn’t come for me as often as you do, I’d probably be dead.” “Probably, but I won’t let that happen.” He agrees, pulling you a little closer. You glance up at him, some powdered sugar resting on the corner of his mouth.“You have some…” you gesture to the corresponding point on your own mouth, and he wipes it with the back of his gloved hand, only to smear it more. “Mm?” He grunts, seeking confirmation. “No uh… let me.” You lift your hand to his mouth, and behind his domino mask his eyebrows raise. “A-Alright.” he agrees, his tone slightly panicked. Your thumb brushes over his bottom lip, plump and supple. He breathes out, a ragged exhale, and you feel him tense against you as you tilt his head to see his face more clearly to better brush the sugar away, feeling your heart pound wildly, knowing your face must be red from how warm it feels, and your eyes wide as saucers. Fuck it.

Complicated.

Kissing Robin was anything but. It felt simple, it felt right, like it was always supposed to happen. Your hands tangle through his soft curls, and his, after a moment of awed indecision, cup your face and hold you there as your lips locked, as though he’s afraid you’re going to change your mind any second. It tastes of sugar, and when he finally comes up for air, Robin's grin could rival the Jokers, putting the knot in your stomach to rest. “Well, Damn princess. That was… I’ve wanted that for a long time. Then again, I suppose a kiss IS the traditional reward for a prince charming.” You laugh, relieved, amused, and ridding a high of pure serotonin. “Maybe you can have that as a future reward instead of desert.” “Instead? No no no - As well.” he says, pecking you on the lips once more. “Though perhaps we could spend some time together … without you being kidnapped?” He asks, rubbing a hand along the back of his neck. “Like… a date?” You ask, trying to contain how excited you are. “Might be a bit complicated with the…” you touch his domino mask, not to remove it, but to feel the contour of his face beneath it. You feel it lift with his cheeks as he smiles sheepishly. “Yeah I… I can talk to bats. Maybe I can … I don’t know. We’ll… work it out.”

Complicated.

Whatever came of today would surely be a complicated mess. But you could handle complicated things, because you had each other.

[strange-birb]

PT4 !!!!

Alright this is the last part before the final voting!!

[joker-junior]

Hey I got you at @alzhul some batburger as requested just don't tell Pennyone he'll kill me for ruining his plans.

*Jason sets down the 2 water bottles, 2 burgers, honey garlic wings, Robin nuggets, the pile of sauces, and 2 bags of jokerized fries.*

Enjoy!

@redhoodedalleydog

my Hero!!! thanK You!! mmMm honEy garlic Wings...

[official--superman]

Superman Logs, 3 of ?

@darkknightofficial Cookies from Pennyone! Oatmeal raisin for me and gingernuts for you. (: It's time for a nice snack. We could make cocoa too!

[ao3feed-brucewayne]

全城都是我老蝠亲

by Pennyone 布鲁斯死后，杰森创造了一城市的布鲁斯。 Words: 2365, Chapters: 1/6, Language: 中文-普通话 國語 Fandoms: Batman: Death in the Family (Movie 2020), DCU (Comics) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Rape/Non-Con Categories: M/M Characters: Jason Todd, Bruce Wayne Relationships: Jason Todd/Bruce Wayne Additional Tags: Bottom Jason Todd via https://ift.tt/rkIgD5j

[tmmyhug]

bruce brucie wayne B batman bats batsy the bat daddy bats dad father beloved vengeance detective matches malone

dick richard richie rich ric grayson wayne robin nightwing ‘wing dickhead dickface dickie dickiebird N big bird

jason jay peter todd wayne jaylad jaybird little wing jace robin red hood red RH hoodie hood

tim timothy drake wayne timmy timmers timbo timbit robin rob red robin RR red alvin draper

cass cassandra cassie cain wayne batgirl orphan black bat weapon the one who is all

damian al ghul wayne dami dames little d demon brat demon spawn baby bat gremlin robin

even alfred has agent a penny pennyone A al alf alfie pennyworth. idc many of these are fanon do you know how frustrating it was trying to figure all of this out purely through fanfic. i needed flashcards. and this doesn’t even include reverse robins or the gamut of popular fanon hero names like flamebird kestrel shrike shadow raptor bluebird cardinal there are TOO MANY

all of the bats have so many names. there are too many names

[kisa-ombra]

“And right or wrong, good or bad, wherever this crazy story takes us... We’ll sail there together.” Alfred Pennyworth

[fatherliked]

an INDEPENDENT MULTIMUSE wiriting blog featuring  ALFRED PENNYWORTH, THOMAS WAYNE AND JIM GORDON as written by cas.

This will be a very low activity blog and  slow and selective.

All muses are comics-based, majorly Pre-52 influenced and majorly headcanon based.

This will strictly be a mutuals only blog, since activity may be sporadic if at all. 

Also I will be iconless because lazy but would still prefer if partners can cut or shorten their posts when necessary. Otherwise, formatting isn’t a big issue.

PENNYWORTH aka PENNYONE. 

Pre-52 influences mainly.

He was in the RAF during the war and a seasoned Shakespearean actor.

Some of Snyder’s history where his Father has long worked for the Waynes as a butler and he had some history of misbehaviour/minor misdemeanours with the law before joining the Army.

He maintains close confidant of Leslie Thompson especially regarding Bruce and the children.

His medical experience is great and he has adapted to the necessity of the Batman’s needs but still, for more dangerous operations, he defers to Leslie for assistance.

Has one biological child : Julia Pennyworth.

Yes, he does keep a shotgun under his bed and at least within his reach whenever left in the manor alone.

THOMAS WAYNE aka BATMAN of FLASHPOINT EARTH. 

Strictly Pre-52 origin and major influence.

No Geoff J*ohns or Earth One Influence as far as we’re concerned outside of Flashpoint writing and The Button. More influenced by Brubaker’s writing.

Do not recognise any of Tom K*ng’s bullshit.

Thomas Wayne is a doctor who values his Hippocratic oath a good deal. He would never have turned away anyone in need. Criminal or not.

Married Martha Kane.

Flash Point is main verse.

Additional information here. 

JIM GORDON aka GCPD COMMISSIONER. 

Pre-52 origin with minor N52 influence.

Father to Barbara and James Gordon Jr.

Currently married to Sarah Essen ( BECAUSE I LOVE HER )

Currently commissioner, working close with Renee Montoya and Harvey Bullock.

He’s a man thorough with the law and not afraid of shooting down a dangerous criminal but holds a similar respect for the law as Batman does.

He is aware of most of the Batman Family but mainly stays closer communication with the Batman. 

Loves his daughter a lot. That’s his princess. 

Would shoot the Joker. Thank you.

[bsmallvoice]

“I give you my word, I did not plan that.”

Bruce’s face in that frame. His face.

Some of the many funny Batman and Alfred moments over the years. BROTP.

[crimefightrmoved]

Bruce, when returning to the batmobile, finds a message left for him. It's from Nick, his idiot son, so that can only be terrible. "Hey dad, just wanted to say, you might get a call from Gotham General's ER. I had to get some stitches for, ahem... shark bites. I'm good, it's all fine. Pretty sure King scared the shit out of those doctors, heh. Still got my leg, so that's good. Just didn't want you to worry. Love you, dad. I gotta go."

He’d just started the car when he hears the message, playing it innocently, thinking it might have been his boy just wanting to catch up. A heavy exhale and a full 1 minute after confirmed that wasn’t the case. 

He leaned back into the chair and pinched his nose through the cowl. 

  “ Pennyone, please check with Dr. Finch that my son wasn’t eaten by a shark. “ 

@defyxoblivion .

[cheetahleopard]

WIP Ask Game of Shame

Rules: Post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Send me an ask with the title that most intrigues you and I’ll post a little snippet of it or tell you something about it. And then tag as many people as you have WIPs.

I was tagged by @themandylion which?? I'm honored?? Didn't even realize you knew I'm an author ???? <3 I'm sure you didn't realize how much effort this would take me uh

I don't know this many people end of sentence oof... @official-impravidus

Okay let's go under the cut because uh oops:

1. elope

(1.5 because I have the pdf ver separate from the editable file): it starts like this...

2. oop

3. Tim & Timmy

4. This isn't a Hallmark Movie

5. Tim likes waiting

6. Leatherpetal inspo

7. drake-queen family reunion

8. Five times Tim beat fear gas without even trying and one time he didn’t

9. RR & SB flirt RH

10. Heirs' House

11. jason comes back on tim's arm au

12. utimetraveledtoo?

13. sm snr yr dfww

14. Online classese

15. *sweatdrops* I don't have a phone dpgc

16. jaytimkon t!n "has a type"

17. jaytimkon t!n catherine!el

18. jaytimkon j!n dana!el

19. t!neal: codecracker

20. 5+1 flirtdates

21. jason parenting his bfs' clone

22. t!n[o i'm not RR]

23. transfem!Alfie

24. alfie says sex worker rights

25. sugarbaby neal (j!N)!?!

26. slitneck smmark

27. sleeze!alias!tim j!neal

28. spleenmeds t!n

29. j!n ghostvision

30. dw it's comicon

31. paperwork mix-up (t!n)

32. "i dont have the c4" "...wrong phone"

33. tiredbatdad!n

34. "oh bet?"*blows cover but wins $2 bet*

35. clickbait: hairdye prank gone wrong! i forgot i died (j!n)

36. call me catwoman and PennyOne's greatest creation

37. hhh gaysharpiearm hhhhhh

38. RH!lit!tumblr

39. trivia t!n

40. heart scars worse body scars

41. t!n's RH thirstblog

42. j!n, concussed, "you look like god did when i died"

43. dick=shocked pikachu

44. *beyonce?! voice* talia?!

45. "your grandpa gave me $12 for minecraft"

46. jason todd... ENGLISH MAJOR?!

47. Lazarus!Tim!Neal

48. "can you believe???"

49. *crashes through the window* babe you forgot your lunch *defenestrates self*

50. Alfred's fingerprints are [classified]

51: serious level 100-0

52: ...for the vine? Duh?

53: ... does death go on the medical form?

54: *john mulaney voice* to big to be a bird

55. today on totallynot-redhood's etsy account

56. [insert shared family joke here]

57. "back from the dead" "again" "agai-WHat?"

58. don't worry, I got this *rocket launcher*

59. transfem!jason!diana

60. RH, president of the protecc mozzie club

61. t!n!buzzed!flirt

62. FUCKYOUTEXAS

63. 5+1 t!n thorst

64. nocapes!jaytim!college!famreunion "you married your brother""EX brother!"

[official--superman]

'I've been seeing concerning mission logs from recon. I communicating to let you know I've stowed away an ample supply of cookies in the Spooky Wing 2000. Oatmeal Raisin and Gingernuts. You'll find in the medical supply unit a false panel within a medication cabinet. The large tin is behind that. Please be safe, share with Batman, you'll both need the nutrients in them. I hope these are nicer than the cape flavor wise.' -Pennyone

Pennyone you are so nice, thank you. I'll be sure to share, scout's honor!

[waystoliveforeverapp]

Dami seems imaginative like a normal kid on surface until you realize he's dead srs and succeeding...cause that's the batkid way.

Fun fact: All of the Batclan canonically have a genius IQ. Yes, in enterity.

Now that Leslie’s gone, 13 year old Damian Wayne is the new family surgeon.

[ao3feed-brucewayne]

剖心坼肝

by Pennyone 杰森想在忌日这天与布鲁斯重温一下过去。 Words: 4607, Chapters: 1/1, Language: 中文-普通话 國語 Fandoms: DCU (Comics) Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: M/M Characters: Jason Todd, Bruce Wayne Relationships: Jason Todd/Bruce Wayne, Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne Additional Tags: Intersex Jason Todd, Bottom Jason Todd via https://ift.tt/TmsHYjZ

[ask-riley-hunter-and-the-divines]

(Crack oc) Pennsylvania, Riley’s cousin. Pennsylvania was born in Alaska and they smell liek coins. Pennsylvania can do a magical girl transformation like sailor moon and they can turn into 34 cats at once.

Riley: Aaaahhh!! “put magical girl pins everywhere”

Keith, Riley’s brother: I love my Alaskan cousin but I think that them being a magical girl is ridiculous.

He lies he loves magical girls.

Wendy, Riley’s sister: “yelling” Penny is my best friend! I’ll do anything for them!!

Logan, Riley’s youngest sibling: “petting the cats” Pennyone, Pennytwo, Pennythree... etc.