#PREACH OP!!!!

[foreveragape]

i just think if sanji is taking your virginty he’s going to be so very tender in leading you and guiding you and touching you that if you start to becoming more eager than shy and grind on his dick while sucking on his tongue he’s going to let out the neediest and whiniest moan of his life

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

the fact that warriormale is still actively posting after all these years...... he truly never stops training and fighting and seeking manliness........ consistency king

[m4rs-ex3]

ok but one of the funniest moments in season 7 is the council meeting in ep9 where ezran has his dramatic mic drop with "it's time to build something ~ N E W ~" and everybody literally claps and then opeli is just like "uh ok. i mean i saw potato you say potahto but sure whatever"

[chaoticlandworlder]

Something so devasting abt realising a blog that u sometimes reblog from actl fervently hates one of your faves

[virtualcarrot]

Yk, I'm a kakairu shipper first and foremost. It's not a stance or anything, I'm just a fandom oldie and I imprinted on both Iruka and the ship way back when they first showed up, and I'm particular about them.

That being said, all shipwarring aside, even I have to admit I'm exasperated by the way Gai so often gets pushed aside in kakairu fandom content to make way for Iruka. The sighs I sigh

[astralpenguin]

anyway don’t lie to paramedics and don’t hide information from them because they don’t give a shit if the drug you took was illegal they just need to know what to fucking treat it with

[nighteternal1052]

i love blocking people. the opinion you have disclosed to the public is, frankly, fucking stupid. i'm tired of your shit. shut your mouth forever. BLOCK

[ask-but-beware-the-consequences]

I am in a crushed and rebellious mood again so here you go, a national treasure from my country, that our dictator minister didn't let us have:

Context below the cut by the top commenter @bipbapboop1140:

Since this song seems to have reached foreign audiences, here's an explanation from a Hungarian: - the style of the clip comes from traditional Hungarian folk patterns - the song also mixes in the motifs of Hungarian folk music (the repetition and strong vibrato for example) - the "daddy" in the lyrics refers to Viktor Orbán, the prime minister of Hungary - it is speculated that Hungary doesn't take part in Eurovision (= "the party") because it is "too gay". - "wraps in plastic all my books" refers to the Hungarian book censorship law that requires all media depicting LGBTQ+ characters, identities, events, etc. in public places (eg. bookstores) to be wrapped in plastic foil - "funny how I slipped in through the backdoor" - Carson Coma entered the contest representing San Marino, a small country that lets foreigners enter through them (also could be a gay joke, not sure if that's intentional) - the funny T-shirt line refers to the lead singer, Fekete Giorgio wearing a shirt that said "homophobes are f*gs" - "try not to confuse having the keys with owning the place" refers to how despite being an elected official, Orbán Viktor acts like the dictator of Hungary (let me give you a hint, democracy is merely a suggestion in this country) - "This is a warning" - I just really like this line, because it signals that the band is committed to going as far as it needs to to criticize the government - the last two lines are in Italian and Hungarian respectively, the two mother tongues of the lead singer. They can be translated as "I know you'll be angry, I've seen it already" and "You will bleep out again, that...". These are references to their song "Feldobom a követ", which was their first really heavy critique of the government, featuring the line "Will you bleep out ((Orbán Viktor))" - his name isn't actually said, but it rhymes with the previous line, the audience usually yells it at their concerts. ("supposedly" warning:) Fidesz, Orbán's party /supposedly/ pulled some strings to get one of their concerts cancelled after this song came out, hence "I've seen it before" (and there is also a similar Hungarian line in Feldobom a követ). -- btw Feldobom a követ means "I throw the rock up" (literally, not as in vomiting) - a reference to a poem by Hungarian poet Ady Endre, the poem itself being about his internal conflict due to his love for his country but also the underdeveloped state of Hungary.

[emotsper]

just had a conversation with someone who

1. is not a mmj oshi

2. reads mmj story thru twitter

about how a plotline where mmj gets picked up by a label cant actually work (they suggest the plotline. i denied it)

this is a sign to read the story not from twitter 😭

[vorefessions]

people who make vore stuff of niche fandoms deserve the world

🐌

[ms-all-sunday]

the thing is about modern aus you can just give them the jobs they have in canon. people change the strawhats jobs for no determinable reason and i blame oda for that damn list.

luffy - the only one who actually doesnt have a transferable job directly that you can get fun with. to me he's a paid political advocate who works for a nonprofit (theoretically all of the strawhats would work at this nonprofit under him)

zoro - dojo instructor who competes nationally

nami - some kind of conwoman. she might run an MLM. please take your pick for what kind of scam she runs. she also might literally be a thief for political reasons under a modern au arlong.

usopp - he doesn't need to have 1 job forever. kind of bounces in between a lot of them because hes extremely hire-able but hasnt found what he wants to do yet

sanji - cook, obviously. (previously: rich boy)

chopper - doctor and or in school to become one

nico robin - worked for a corrupt politician and has bounced around political jobs her entire life (ive translated crocodile here as a politician and i think that's more or less what he is.)

franky - ship dismantler and guy who makes them. his brother is literally a ceo. why does this have to be different than in canon.

brook - do i even.

jimbei - political advocate and yakuza.

[queerofthedagger]

some of yall will really reblog anything no matter just HOW obviously fake it is if it be comfirming the biases and just. i know this is the pissing on the poor website but jesus fucking christ

[mycatlewis]

oh! this is my worst nightmare.

gun to my head i would rather die than read this fic. what the fuck are you even doing at this point. whats the fucking point?

[foreveragape]

so many one piece men are perverted about your bush

[foreveragape]

me and sanji matching halloween costume is cooking mama and cooking papa

[swanonymous]

THAT’S WHAT I’M SAYING!!!

And if you are one of the aforementioned “weird people” reading this: You’re valid in who you are and deserve to be accepted and respected. Don’t change who you are just because you think someone else won’t like it. Trust me, they are NOT worth your time.

"We need more mental health acceptance and awareness!" Y'all still call ppl with cluster b disorders evil 💀

"We need more weird people!" Y'all COMBUST when someone is xenic 💀

"Healthy coping mechanisms are important!" When someone age regresses, you call them creepy 😭

"More people need to be proud of who they are!" When you see a furry, you cry 😭

(U should totes follow me if ur a supporter of these so I can b on the good side of tumblr XD /nf!)