virtualcarrot
Virtual Carrot
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Just address me however and I'll correct pronouns if needed. Expect reblogs and more or less irregular posting. It's a thing. If I don't follow you back, it's not a reflection on the quality of your blog. I put a hard limit on the amount of blogs I follow. My Art Dump — My Writing
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virtualcarrot · 2 hours ago
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Oh Jayce
Loving the new voicelines so much
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virtualcarrot · 2 hours ago
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You can replace [ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY] with [SCROLLING] but watch out. This sucks bad 👍
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virtualcarrot · 2 hours ago
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virtualcarrot · 2 hours ago
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I luckily haven't had to deal with much chronic pain or hand pain yet, especially with regards to baking (crochet is another story). That said, these look like some pretty solid tips! There's also some in the comments section.
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virtualcarrot · 3 hours ago
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💚 TEAM V SQUARED NO JUTSU 💚 Artist: @Fire_Cat, Writer: @Virtualcarrot
Title: The ties that bind Word count: 17732 Rating: Teen Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Getting Together, Misunderstanding, Everyone Thinks They're Together, Embedded Images
Summary: Iruka's always been made aware that his big heart would be his undoing, but he never expected it'd happen from helping out a fellow shinobi in need. or: the one where Iruka helps Kakashi keep his face hidden away in a fit of chivalry, and sets tongues wagging for it. Brings back memories, that does.
💚Read this Kakairu Big Bang Collaboration on Ao3!
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virtualcarrot · 7 hours ago
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bisexuality demons were kicking his ass
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virtualcarrot · 11 hours ago
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*giant wind gust outside*
Me: “Don’t say it.”
My Brain:
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virtualcarrot · 14 hours ago
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virtualcarrot · 14 hours ago
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i love listening to my fiancée drawing
“no stop” “oh no i didn’t mean to do that” “wRONG LAYER” “wait go back” “what line is that?!” “cAN YOU– [irritated noises]” “oh you…bastard” “what..layer is that on??”
she’s so cute djksfh
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virtualcarrot · 14 hours ago
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this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*
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virtualcarrot · 14 hours ago
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i really think this tweet is onto something
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virtualcarrot · 15 hours ago
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i see posts here about how people are so mortified when they are acknowledged as being a regular customer somewhere that they never return. cowards. the employees at taco bell treat me like a celebrity. like royalty. i am their strange little pet customer who gets traded along as staff comes and goes. they know my car before i even speak in the drive-thru speaker. today i was 2 hours late and she ran over and squealed that she "thought i'd left them!" and that she "made my order with extra love!" and you what, she did
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virtualcarrot · 19 hours ago
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So I started working again today, and me and my coworker had to squeeze lemons which usually is a really un fun job but TODAY. We had the mostly lovely batch of lemons to work with. So we rated how smoothly they cut and how nice the insides of them looked for about an hour. An absolutely marvelous time I gotta say
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virtualcarrot · 23 hours ago
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A true color wizard...
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virtualcarrot · 23 hours ago
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virtualcarrot · 1 day ago
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When I became freelance, one of my first marketing contracts was fixing my boss' blog posts and articles that he had 'written' with ChatGPT.
It was the single most soul-sucking task I have ever done in my life. I could have ghostwritten it for them faster than it took me to edit it.
ChatGPT would often hallucinate features of the product, and often required more fact-checking than the article was worth.
It is absolutely no surprise that 77% of employees report that AI has increased workloads and lowered productivity, while 96% of executives believe it has boosted it.
The reality is that it's only boosted the amount of work employees have to do which leads to increased burnout, stress and job dissatisfaction.
Source.
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virtualcarrot · 1 day ago
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Here's our most requested item: Bob Katter's same-sex marriage speech, in all its unhinged glory
Follow for more Batshit Moments in Australian politics!
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