#One Three Hill

[ikvgai]

[nasirsagron]

The problem with reboots is that while you are excited when it is confirmed you get pissed when you see other actors not coming back and you know they will ruin the "happy ending" to justify their absence and it gets ugly super fast

[cryscendo]

kurt hummel in every performance

5x10 - Trio

The Happening - One Three Hill

“Hello, everybody. I'm Kurt, and welcome. I know most of you were excited to see Pamela Lansbury perform tonight, but unfortunately, I have some sad news. Pamela Lansbury... c'est fini. But do not worry, because rising from the ashes like a phoenix, I give you New York's new singing thruple... One Three Hill!”

[paraloucura]

[kat-aa]

[mbohjeezart]

Hermit a Day May: Day 18, Joe Hills, The Puppet, the Puppeteer!

@joehills And here's his full portrait without the text and background:

[brooksdavis]

(MY) TOP TEN ONE TREE HILL SHIPS (as voted by my followers): #5 ⎯ Haley James Scott & Brooke Davis

It's just really nice to have you here. I love you, Brooke Davis. I know. I love you, too.

[respectthepetty]

Let me rephrase it for you - - - I don't care if characters cheat.

Now let me say it louder @amberlarae22.

I. Don't. Care. If. Characters. Cheat.

Now I'll write it in Spanish — ¡No me importa!

I shipped Vegas and Pete in KinnPorsche. I wanted Kan to continue euthanizing patients in Spare Me Your Mercy. I cheered when Tonkla killed his shitty father in 4 Minutes. I'm openly rooting for the female villains in Kidnap and The Heart Killers. Top was my favorite character in Only Friends.

Yet you're disgusted that I'm comfortable with characters cheating?

People have blocked me for so many reasons over the years, but this has to be the *weakest* reason for someone to be bothered by something I wrote. Don't you want to dislike me for a better reason? I just gave you at least four solid reasons to think I'm gross and odd, but you decided to settle on cheating? I feel confident you have lived on this planet long enough to have stronger convictions, yet this is the hill you want to die on? Characters cheating? It's just so . . . basic. If I was ranking the Ten Commandments, this one would be fighting for last place with taking the Lord's name in vain. Do you realize you are on your tiny little hill ready to die for a filler Commandment? Don't do that!

You're better than a filler Commandment!

Pick a different one to fight for. You're too good to settle for number seven. Recognize the potential in yourself. Battle it out for number four. NO! Go for numero uno! You deserve that for yourself. I have faith in you.

Su su na!

[this-hazbin-quoted]

Valentino: Can Velvette come live with us?

Vox: Of course she can, we just have to wait for her lease to finish up first.

Velvette: Wait a second, don't I get an opinion?

Vox & Valentino: No.

Velvette, pouting: Fine. Not like I would've said no or anything.

[my-fancy-hat]

sketch characters that live in my mind rent free

[spacemaverick]

totally normal guy thats never had anything weird happen to them

[mugiwara-lucy]

The Captain/Supernova’s trio LAST moment together (for now) 🥹

[paraloucura]

[brucie-baby]

While the dynamics of Bruce being the hopelessly smitten party in a unrequited love situation is interesting, I personally prefer it when it's the other way around except Bruce actually does love them but he's repressed his feelings so hard that he's kinda forced himself to forget about them and unless something forces them awake, they're cooked.

soo understandable

something i find so intriguing about bruce is that yes, he's a master at forcing his feelings down but as soon as he accepts them, he tends to go all in. straight into the deep end. he doesn't know how to not be so fucking intense.

so i think this situation would be kinda wild kinda fun in the sense that like. you have the whole initial angst of clark ((using him because he was in the original post)) truly believing that bruce does not, can not, will not love him back, and he's so sure of this because bruce is so sure of this. bruce shows no sign of loving him back because of just how deep down he's repressed it all. and generally clark is like "he's still my best friend and i'd love him even if he hated me," but also it still fucking sucks that the love is unrequited, right??

and then something happens and for the sake of this we'll say it's something like,, clark gets severely hurt in the field and someone kind of confronts bruce with his feelings and he finally has this moment of "okay shit yeah this is real" and that's when the repression goes away. that's the moment he accepts it.

now here's the thing. clark didn't know about bruce's feelings because bruce had pretty much forced himself to forget them. bruce does not have this issue with clark. he knows exactly how clark feels (world's greatest detective, obviously). so he does it. he dives straight in. pulls out all the stops.

and that's where the additional angst kicks in. because like. bruce has shown absolutely no sign of being interested in clark in any way. literally none. and now clark gets hurt and suddenly bruce is asking him on dates and saying he's in love with him and what the fuck?? clearly bruce is just confused because of the whole near-death thing. he doesn't actually love clark. clark would've known (he can hear the man's heartbeat, his breathing, can see every microscopic detail of the expressions he wears when talking to clark, and nobody can fake that, not even bruce). and now clark's all extra hurt on the inside because holy shit bruce finally loves him back and it's not even real??

obviously there's a happy ending somewhere in there of clark realising that okay shit yeah this is real. however in my head this is also a comedy so most of it is just bruce trying so desperately to convince clark that he genuinely does love him that he binges as many romcoms as possible and starts copying them. his kids start feeding him fake romcom moments or being like "this worked for a friend of mine" just to make him do the most ridiculous shit possible.

[cupophrogs]

I honestly dont trust Ollie either. I do wonder if he’s tried to tell drew to not trust daddy or pops. Cause like poppy Ollie seems to not care of the bigger bodies die or live.

“Poppy ain’t perfect, but trust me when I tell you that she cares. But you’re right about one thing, I don’t trust Ollie worth a shit.”

(This is a joke, please do not take this seriously! I thought it was funny)

[bigcats-birds-and-books]

Books of 2024: STARLING HOUSE by Alix E. Harrow.

Still in my Haunted House Era™, finished this one this afternoon, had a great time!! Harrow somehow always puts Just Enough of my personal catnip in her books, and I've really enjoyed everything of hers I've read so far (WITCHES, JANUARY, and now this, which was decidedly more modern--I'm a fan!).

Like with THE ONCE AND FUTURE WITCHES, I really enjoyed the sibling dynamics in STARLING HOUSE. Opal and Jasper were delightful, and the ONLY valid Miscommunication Plot Point is one-upping each other on [SPOILER REDACTED]--wholesome, perfect, no notes. I loved how sharp and vicious Opal was, and I loved how insufferable Arthur was, and I loved Jasper (who, me? having a soft spot for clever kind teenage boys?? whaaaat), and Bev, and the hellcat, and THE HOUSE!!! The House was great, I'm making so many NaNo prep notes over here.

I also enjoyed the parallels between Eleanor and Opal and how cyclic violence was emphasized through the circular framing. AND it was fun piecing together the whole manuscript's structure--definitely a break from, say, VanderMeer, or Le Guin, but I liked the footnotes and the offset fonts and figuring out who was telling which stories and Why It Was Framed Like That. Good book! Good time!! Do recommend!