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seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

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the type of day where you feel like a failure and life doesn't feel like worth living

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‘Your Highness,’ Jord said, like clearing his throat. They looked up simultaneously.

-Green but for a Season

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fuckass damen had 3 (three) entire books to tell us he had a left cheek dimple and yet i’m finding out from a throwaway comment by Charls the Cloth Merchant. mind you he gave me enough to pick laurent’s hair (7401C) and eye colour (290C) from a pantone colour chart by their third meeting ever. like what do you mean

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Laurent's real major flaws as a character are not cause of all the shit he does to Damen in book 1 but because he likes doing improv comedy

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« A kingdom of this ? »

Recently, I discovered The Captive Prince by C.S Pacat, and I absolutely loved it!

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cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

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Joe and Nicky looking at each other

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Hanno detto ad Olly che l'autotune all'eurovision non è permesso e ha detto "grazie ma no grazie"

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mind you luigi mangione looks like 2 of my cousins there are like 0.32 luigi mangione lookalikes pro capita in italy but the loafers sans socks relaxed crossed ankles like he’s on a bench looking at sailboats on a saturday afternoon? kinda sickening you gotta hand it to him

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"kill them with kindness" WRONG. chair attack 🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑🪑

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this beast wants access to the small wet room so bad

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I work for a CEO that doesn't know how to change the desktop photo

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Damen: *bleeding out on the floor* hehehe this means Laurent is gonna take care of me 👉🏾👈🏾

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We shall seek our destiny together, whatever the cost. Yet let us not pass from memory those left absent from our arms. Those who sacrificed their lives so that all may live free. 

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A single grain of rice can tip the scale. One man may be the difference between victory and defeat.

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