thetolkienqueer

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To the window!

(To the window!)

To the wall!

(To the wall!)

To the sweat drop down my bals!

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[thetolkienqueer]

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If the earth was flat all the cats would have knocked everything off the edge already.

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let’s say, hypothetically, i did the mash. and, for the sake of debate, let’s say it was a monster mash. would that, hypothetically speaking, mean that it would be a graveyard sm

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everyone google right now what q tips were originally called

[thetolkienqueer]

Forgive me. I did not see it. I have failed you all. No, Boromir. You fought bravely. You have kept your honor.

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Tom Bombadil’s house

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The Shire

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i think they should let me in abandoned buildings

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not to be a history fucker on main but the whole mystery of the lost colony of roanoke is so fucking funny

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*pippin voice* what about second puberty??

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my esteemed rival,

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so funny to me when people are like “nooooo you can’t just mess around and do whatever the hell you want with your gender >:’(” what are you, a cop? like WHAT are you going to do about it lmao

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no one ever talks about gimli being not even slightly tempted by the ring. motherfucker had no hesitation just walked up with his axe and immediately tried to wreck it. obviously that didn’t work but like, the ring had zero visible effect on him. amazing... gold sickness in the line of durin WHOMST?? not in gimli son of gloin