#Old timey war
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I had a weird as dream that I must write down. Imagine old tiny army cartoon or live action old army comedy show. We are in ghe perspective of a army nurse (also cook)who is very popular. Sam(Samuel) Ibie wellington(she likes imagine Sam I be smelling where she would hesitate over writing the last name cuz she'd feel the erge to write the smelling one for giggles...but she would wrote it in a fancy cursive with a heart.
The guys would get her fresh meat by hunting abd bring her first and leather...and she knew everyone of their stories by name.
WE know the entire troop is going to die because
They have been ordered to fight. They don't have enough time to make a plan and while they consider what if they just hid somewhere and ambushed...or just hid so they would live....if they AREN'T IN THE WAY AT AT LEAST slow the OPOOSING Army down the army would immediately get to Fort Knox who also don't have enough time to prepare and need at least that one day delay killing our troops would give or they and all the civilians they are protecting behind them to put up a proper fight.
If our troops just hid and the opposing army just passed by....a bunch mire people would be slaughtered and if our army lived people would question things and see it as them all turning traitor and abandoning their post woth at most gives yiu a death penalty and at least your court marshaled and you live in shame where if anyone they knew did live our Troup would luve in shame....because of course the army would have free ranger to attack more towns if they got through all the defenses.
The head of the Troup kniws this and is so angry they are being left to die...where he doesn't tell the troops the truth cuz he us angry and trying t solve it by himself and he doesn't think they habe enough time to solve the problem or put up a good fight...which is a mistake cuz it gives them even LESS time to find a solution.
Thry also have a basically blind person in charge(Mt mind got inspiration from this old comedy army show that my dad apparently used to watched that was black and white that showed in a doctor's office TV once...who was blind and old but wjo means well and wjo was taken foe a ride by his troops who would make fake scenarios to make him feel like they were doing their part because they didn't ACTUALLY want to go-to battle being led by a blind guy..where they actually shot down a big wig by accident who they already made a fake scenerio of giving a medal. But the senator or general sss understandably annoyed and pissed)....either way that's from the shoe not the dream ect ect.
Anyway we know in theory in the dream everyone is suppoused to die cuz it's history and its famous that they all were killed in the future(note I don't know much about history but this is definity not based on a real battle...99.999% my mind made it up)
Fort knox...really?my dream mind is weird.
Either way we see the nurse/cook somehow find out the truth with the troops and the other cooks and nurses and she is PISSED. She doesn't want to die. She doesn't want them all to die and if they just hidden they could kill Samuel in the other fort. But they have even less time to prepare.
They brought up gorilla warfare where they good hide in the bushes and camouflage but they are told the other troops are good at seeing throught it. Their 'bushes' also rumpled like a plastic or paper bag and are almost see through but they try to get more leaves and branches... to fill out the bush disguises...and our cook nurse lady brought up using all the furs amd leather they've brought to help with the sound problem and to make more disguises.
So everyone is dressed like different types of bushes and like the lost boys from Disney's Peter pan.
Wondering if they should give up and just die....the nurse cook brings up every one of their personalities and stories....like benjamin/Benny who's girlfriend left him where he was told he needs to live and find someone else or if he ever loved ger...he needs to live at least to see her whether they are together now or not cuz that was still regardless it was someone who had cared...bringing up family members and friends or even if they have no one....to bring up any one or any excuse to give they a reason to fight...enemies, aquatences, lovers, ex lovers friends, family ect.
And I woke up wondering if they were able to fight back and survive or if they fought back and they did die but this is the secret history that was never noticed.
Also I kept wondering who they were fighting? The British? Other Americans in a civil war? Vietnam or Korea? Wjat would have made the most sense for this imaginary too detailed dream war that was talked over by the narrator from old Disney shorts.
#weird ass dreams#Dreams#Dream#War#Love#Fort knox#Disney?#cursive#Nurse cook#Old timey war#Comics#Ear comics#Comedic military comics#Beetle
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so many gems in the Doctor Who script library the BBC just released but today I'm here in 4x02, The Fires of Pompeii
#doctor who#donna noble#tenth doctor#the fires of pompeii#literally this is donna's second trip#the first time she met the doctor she saw what he was capable of#and this episode does that too but in a different way#somebody far more eloquent than i needs to elaborate on how this was on a small scale reminiscent#of what the doctor had to do to end the time war#(or at least at this point thought he did. not getting into the timey-wimey retcons rn)#and how he always seems to end up having to make these soulcrushing choices on his own bc that's what being the doctor means#but donna does something very different here and chooses to take half the weight of this impossible choice#and i am very ļæ½ļæ½ļæ½ about it#don't mind me just spiraling over a sixteen year old episode of doctor who on this fine thursday afternoon#as one does#wait.... it's tuesday. dammit.#my posts
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i still can't get over this....that's a CHILD.....................STEVE'S LIKE HIS WW2 PARENTAL FIGURE. HIS SUPER DAD. HE WAS A CHILD SOLDIER I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS LIKE THIS
#his big brother his big cool super brother steve#i only knew baby bucky from like the old timey cap comics so this DID break my heart he was in WORLD WAR TWO#AS A BABY....AS A NON SUPERPOWERED BABY WITH A DOMINO MASK#and then he got BLOWN UP and THROWN INTO THE OCEAN and BRAINWASHED as a TEEN#NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bucky......................bucky.............................#kayvswords#BUCKY..............#WAIT OH MY GOD. THIS IS THE BUCKY THAT GETS ALPINE.....HE DESERVES THIS
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calling it now. the new apes trilogy is gonna have an ape/human kiss like the og movie did.
#uhhhh AUBGAJSHDAHSAKB#maybe not on the lips like taylor and zira but#like a platonic cheek kiss at least. im calling it idc#pota#planet of the apes#kingdom of the planet of the apes#look. listen. we've already got references for other og apes stuff in the caesar trilogy#the names for nova and cornelius. the spaceship easter egg in Rise. the āno!ā scene#uhhh caesar is doing a statue of liberty puzzle thingy in Rise#bright eyes!!!#i know theres gotta be more. my mind is blanking rn.#does. does that one track in Dawn with the xylophones count ASDGIAUSD#i forget what the track is called. but its the one where koba and his dudes go to check out what the humans are doing? the first time aroun#i think#theres some old timey sounding instruments and xylophones that soundl like it came from the og movie#i KNOW theres more refs im just tired and havent seen War in a while#my freaking blu ray player stopped working when i was watching Dawn a month or two ago LOLLL#Dawn is still stuck in there... </3#uhhh yeah anyways#rewatched War several times after i made this post and#for references in War to the ogs. we got those cross thingies#ekhras ya ameerah
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I'm working on that spirit of spring thing and its got me curious about something
#Like. Obviously i always call Fawn Fawn and use she/her when talking about her#but for like 80% of her story her name is Erasyl and he uses he/him for himself#so it Feels weird to talk about pre egg cracking Fawn with the masculine set. but it also feels weird to talk about her at that point#in her life using the feminine set bc like. Her relationship with gender is a lot more like.#like she doesn't see herself as having never been a man or like she isnt a man anymore now that shes transitioned.#She would usually describe herself as having always been both at the same time but preferring to be seen as a woman at this#point in her life.#idk if you downloaded all of 2024 english language gender talk into her head shed describe herself as a bigender transfem#but shes from old timey fantasy land and also has like. a war and an extremely complicated interspecies alliance to think about#Ladys busy. she doesn't have time to put that much thought into gender outside of 'its nice when my friends and family#refer to me as a woman and i like presenting as one a lot more than i liked presenting as a man even if i didn't find presenting as a man#that distressing. '
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War of 1812 reenactors of the Fort McHenry Guard in U.S. Army summer field dress with fatigue caps, pulling a cannon with bricoles.
#war of 1812#living history#military history#napoleonic#artillery#dressed to kill#us army#1810s#fort mchenry#fort mchenry guard#i love seeing this!!#i love the realistic fatigue gear when they're just doing army stuff#historical reenactment#historical reenactors#and once again i feel bad for old timey artillery
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waitwaitwaitwait
Am I to understand that I'm supposed to put Wyll on the spot after Mizora pulls another shit clause out of her ass to keep Wyll enslaved???
And that's the one time we can talk about it with him?
Because "the tale" of how they met (when he was 17) is so sordid, we have to put kicking Myrkul's ass on the backburner just to get the gossip?
We can let Shadowheart process her life-changing decision, but Wyll has to take this spit right in the face?
Either it's bugged, or the option isn't there. Fucking hells.
This is after she compares Wyll to a dog multiple times, insults his intelligence, goes back on her promise, and has to be persuaded to give him anything. Personally, I would avoid comparing a person of color, especially a Black person, to any animal. As for the contract, if this were EA Bitter-Exes with Wyll Mizora, this would not come off so condescending and degrading.
But it isn't, so it is.
I just want to emphasize the next part, for those whose schools never exposed ya'll. Don't worry; I'm qualified. And it's unfortunately that bad.
On review, I hated the sign with slurs so much, I'm just putting it under the cut. It's described here with antiquated and modern-day racist language for Black people, for those who need to avoid it:
Image from the [link] reading: "'NO DOGS, NEGROES, MEXICANS' undersigned 'LONESTAR RESTAURANT ASSN. Dallas, Texas.' Circa 1930s"
#bg3 racism#wyll ravengard#bg3 wyll#larian critical#I already know the details through other playthroughs but like#no way#this is so olde timey racism it's literally making me grind my teeth#Wyll has so little content and he has to share it with Mizora and Karlach most of the time#if you do question him (after he thanks the PC) he takes it far more gracefully and sweetly than he should#keep your shitty rapier and shove it mizora#and fucking hell I hate being in the know but dogs are-were used as weapons of war#that's WHY it's an insult#they would know#children of settlers
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Sleepy Sauron doodles based a conversation in my Discord haha
#Tides of War#art#Sauron#Mairon#If you're tired he's tired LET HIM SLEEP#99% of problems in middle earth after the 2nd age simply wouldn't have happened if nobody woke him up#Yeah technically he doesnt sleep but come on#Its either the old timey PJs or Morgoth branded boxers lets be real here#There is no inbetween
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about to leave a scathing review for a historical fiction book on goodreads (felt so strongly about it i made an account for the first time) then chickening out once i realised i'd put down my full name and i dont want to offend the author TOO much in case we end up working in the same field as historians
#missives#i admire her a lot too which sucks but holy shit. this book is bad its SO bad#maybe i'll post my review here just to get it out of my system#in essence its a book about a real historical figure but shes written in this way where literally all she ever does is serve men#and have babies continuously#and we're meant to believe she's fallen in love with her dropkick of a husband who does fuck all and is constantly abroad#and like. of course i can believe that's how some women were especially given their religious inclinations#but i could feel the feminism leaving my body the longer i read the book like it is that bad i felt like i was being brainwashed#it starts good like it goes into her childhood and relationship with her siblings#but then she just turns into her husband's mother essentially and its so revolting. and it doesnt even feel authentic? like#none of these people feel like real people. they dont fight they dont have nasty thoughts they are so fucking sanitised#i dont know what i expected.jpeg#and this woman is a historian!! she has a phd!!#yet she gets basic things wrong to an immersion-breaking degree#the whole thing is set during the civil wars but she NEVER talks about there being surgeons i have not seen a single mention of a surgeon#shes always referring to doctors and physicians but it's becoming apparent to me that when she says physician#shes just using it as an old timey word for doctor not because she properly understands the 17th century medical hierarchy#fucking hell. im so mad
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Lost my wallet today.
I'm not out any credits since I rarely carry physical currency, anyway, but I'm really gonna miss my loyalty card from Rembo's Old Timey Candy Shop and Shoe Outlet.
I was only one punch away from some free Mary Janes.
#st-3v3#star wars#sequel trilogy#stormtrooper#wallet#shoes#rembo#old timey candy#bad puns#loyalty card#credits
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Ok, so this Tech from the Bad batch portrait was inspired by my medieval and Tudor history phase last month, but kind of suitable for July 4th as well. What say ye? Lolz...
#tudor tech#could also be tutor tech š¤#tech the bad batch#fanart#the bad batch#the bad batch fanart#tech tbb#tech tuesday#star wars#apocalyptecha fan art#shakespeare in love#tech addiction - i loves him#tech the bad batch in a flowy old timey shirt yes please
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alexander ovechkin pinup art. i feel as if there is a niche here
#alex ovechkin#in spirit i want you all to imagine me as a guy with a bucket and a cig in some old-timey midcentury war#and when I go to put the missiles in the cannon i smile through the cig in my teeth#and lovingly if sadly touch a tiny taped-up printout of Alex Ovechkin Dick Piercing image#before grimacing and getting on with my work
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Zander was definitely Danny as a kid. Both of Eliās names were too formal so Everett graced him with a nickname that fit better in both cases. Heās still attached to Eli for that reason even though he wasnāt super fond of Elias at the start. And then Cain is. Cain. Always has been always will be.
#Everett @ their mother when she agreed to change his name to Elias: mom. you know heās not like. a fucking old timey war general. right.#Everett: itās important to me that you understand heās just a little guy.
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One thing that I think I will always suffer over while being in fandom is reading porn with characters having goofy-ass names
Like I am eternally 13, I will always be laughing over the word ācockā if Iām reading it in a story
I will also always be laughing over characters with silly made up names no matter how long Iāve been in the fandom
So like, when it comes to reading a story, I can read about ācockā or I can read about āHiggleBiggleā but if I gotta read about āHiggleBiggleās cockā there is no way Iām getting through the entire thing with a straight face Iām sorry
Lol itās like that video going around about moanable names during sex.Ā If Iām reading a fic and one of the characters is going āoooh BLERGAPHUSā there is no way in hell I am going to be able to stay in the zone Iām sorry it just looks so sillyyyyy
(Also this is NOT a post making fun of real names from non-English speaking cultures.Ā Fuck outta here with that xenophobic shit.Ā This is a post about suffering being in fandoms like Star Wars and dealing with your porn being full of made up names like āObi Wanā which is unfortunately a stupid as hell name and nobody can prove me wrong)
#y'all KNOW this to be true i SEE y'all calling him Ben when you can in modern!AUs you KNOW it's dumb š#star wars#and it's not just star wars too it's like any fantasy fandom where the names are made up#or old timey fandom with english names that are just so WEIRD#morai musings
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so... revue of hunting huh.
#ive reevaluated it and it slaps#btw does anyone what genre the music is#is it supposed to be an epic tale? circus music? an old timey war movie? not sure i fully get it#nana daiba#revue starlight#shoujo kageki revue starlight
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I need to settle something
if you wish tell me any other phases you had, because apparently one of my friends had any phases and I'm just here with my boatload of phases like ???????
#The heam speaks#Really I swear apparently none of them had any phases. One had a greek phase bc of percy Jackson but that's it#Me with my general bone phase (archeology paleontology anthropology and the like) trains and planes. Viking Egyptian roman greek (these all#Overlapped when I was in year 4 to 5. Oldish cultures had me enraptured it seems) general old timey fantasy (no one liked Tolkien)#Depressing war books (Michael morpurgo my beloved) my flowers and plants. Amphibians. Reptiles. Mostly snakes. Cats as well#the bigass astronomy phase that I'm still in and have been in for literally over a decade#Like at the time I needed to know everything I could understand about these specific things or I would combust#Polls
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