#weird ass dreams

[mooreaux]

I had a dream last night and normally I wouldn't post about it but I feel like y'all in the DA fandom might get it-

got the game early somehow and the character creator was a mess. In order to choose hair color you had a physical treasure chest that came with the game full of multicolored USB blocks that you had to plug into the computer for the game to read and use for your character. There were no classes, but a box to write in what your character was. The one I saw as an example just said "jackass". And there was a romanceable dark spawn named Husk.

So. Idk, maybe it's my brain telling me the game cannot possibly be that much of a train wreck.

[monaetheworldsdestroyer]

one day i had a dream that Charles and Erik were both running for president and at first Raven was on Erik's side but then she joined Charles and they had a presidental debate which i don't remember anything from and after that debate Erik walked up to Charles&Raven and looked at her and deadpanned "i hope you crumble under the weight of sins you claim are my own" and then turned around and walked away and i just wanted to say that this dramatic bitch behavior is so in character for him

[no-brain-just-good-omens]

guys i had a dream about castiel from supernatural. i have never watched supernatural. is this a sign

[phoenix-artz]

had a dream i had a bigb stress ball??

and it looked something like this

istg:

confusion has never hit me this hard when i woke up

like bro why does he have a stress ball of his face

why is it so school poster looking

BIGB DO *NOT* MAKE A STRESS BALL OF YOUR FACE IM BEGGING

oh also he was in a cup for some reason

this looks so menacing LMAOOO

MY DREAMS ARE EITHER PEOPLE DYING OR WHATEVER THIS IS IM SOBBING

I WAS DRAWING ON A TABLET TOO IN THE DREAM AND JUST SO HAPPENED TO LOOK UP AT BIGB STRESS BALL CUP™

BRO IS JUST EXISTING IG

[fennecfiree]

So yeah I had a dream where Beavis and Butt-Head and south park made a movie together and it was like a Collab and Shelly had a crush on butthead

[cocacoffee]

me listening to rainbow factory while writing requests at 2:12 AM

anyways I had a funky ass dream while I was taking my 8pm nap wherei was watching rise but the characters were sentient and I was watching the movie and screaming and crying like I usually do during the ending when suddenly Leo just looked up from that one shot where he was slumped over against the rock and was like "bro shut th fuck up" and then it cut to where it was showing the brothers reactions to his sacrifice but Donnie was like French for some reason. idk, I don't remember anything odd before that except that splinter was just a picture of an actual rat

this is the scene where Leo told me to shut up btw

anyways yeah I'll go back in my little writing den

[mintyfreshzdup]

Had this weird dream where I was back in my classroom and Edwin was my history and science teacher??? Let's just say I learnt alot from that guy !

[oakthefrog]

just had a dream-

every school day i’d run down a hidden stair case and get to a room, kick open the door like I’m in “Evade” run through the room, open other doors on the opposite wall, THOSE doors lead to stairs-

climb the stairs, (they’re covered in vines idk why) get to another room, there was a closet in that room (with more stairs) I’d climb into the closet and change into an explorer outfit and go on adventures with a random kid in my old school

i did this for like a week until kids from my class started doing this (it was like a club kinda), they started bullying me again-

Then because I thought they were out of earshot I yelled back at them “I WILL NUKE YOUR FCKING HOUSE” and other shit I won’t repeat here

Turns out like 3 of the kids were on the other side of the door I was behind and went to tell a teacher, so i ran upstairs and into the closet to make it seem like I was getting changed so I had an alibi of not being in the main classroom

I was PANICKING (i’ve never been in trouble at school. ever.)

Then I woke up :D

[thesebright-lights]

I keep having dreams where Zach Kornfeld comes out as a trans guy and no one knew because his chest hair covers his top surgery scars

[pi-roach]

A few nights ago i had a dream where i was knock off batmans adopted bastard son who was known as his son and second in command to where i never took off my son Batman mask and was in constant physical pain because of me constantly fixing my posture while body guarding him and then one day i fell down the stairs and met the real normal Batman and he was red in the face slurring words drunk and told me he was my real father and he has a minor fling with a blonde woman and he dumped me on that other guy (also btw I’m wearing an eyepatch now ) and then another woman at this abandoned highschool with a bar in says “isn’t that literally just robin though” and then it cuts to robin, who also has an eye patch, in a red shortsleeved shirt and normal blue-jeans drinking a shot (btw in this shot he looks like a teenager. ??) and then i cried because Batman hates me and is my real father and then i get to watch the beginning of my fathers knockoff Batman tv show where i am his sidekick and it says “he was the happiest kid in town, kids made fun of him for reading books-”

(quote dream me: today im reading the ants and the grey hopper ((double context, my brain was talking about a weird alternate version of the ants grasshopper story)) and then they laughed at me and adoptive father knockoff Batman shook his head and looked down, put his hand on my shoulder and when i asked him why he said i was being bullied, “

-and then looking at his eye-“ (SPECIFICALLY SINGULAR, REFERRING TO THE ONE I DONT HAVE YET) “you could see how happy he was in that glistening eye”

and then i relived wildcats if their ship was an alien space ship that crashed into a large pond waterfall hanging over a cliff

and then i woke up

‘Batman fans does this ever happen in the series btw

[puffitale]

Me, walking into the local hospital with a life size (as in 166cm/5foot 6inches) canvas of this photo: "Oh, it's just my husband"

[cupofsharks]

Last night I had a dream that there was a disease making people lose their memories kind of similar to dementia but even more memory loss and it was a punishment for man creating flying machines because it was meant to be a sacred transportation device for angels and halfway through I became Medic in the dream and found a cure via minecraft potions and I did it cause Heavy got infected and I loved him too much to let him die

[porter-pumpkim]

weird ninja turtles dream

OK so I had a dream where it was like, tmnt but very weird,

First main difference, splinter was actually still human even after the turtles were mutated, there was like, a version of draxum so I think this was taking from rise, also I think they were all in Japan instead of ending up in New York?

Draxum made the turtles using splinters DNA cause of the whole great warrior thing, but splinter managed to break out mostly unscathed and took the turtles with him, staying un mutated, in this dream splinter had the whole acting career as a cover up situation for the warrior thing I think,

Anyway so apparently splinter has a wife who's still alive in this version and she fully agrees to take in the 4 turtles splinter brought home, and life is actually pretty good, raph, Donnie, Leo, and Mikey are all privately tutored for their education sense splinter and his wife don't want to risk sending the kids to public school, they live in a nice house on a hill farther away from people, splinter does teach the kids martial arts a bit, and I think his wife got raph interested in gardening so he had his own little garden section

Shit hit the fan when the turtles were a bit older raph was about 14, then Leo and donnie seemed like they were around 11, and Mikey was only 9,

Splinters wife is murdured by one of the actors he worked with who he trusted, the murderer lady was also fairly close with the turtles and knew about them, splinter heard screaming and went to check, and I'm guessing the murder lady secretly worked for draxum or something? cause she mutates him into a rat finally, there's a fight and apparently they both vanished? The turtles were convinced their dad also died and that they were orphans, and it was now up to raph to raise the others,

The dream kinda skipped a bit, and like, I think the turtkes had those cloaking brooches or something cause nobody questioned them being turtles, raph is old enough to have inherited the house and is trying to run things there, Mikey and Donnie are playing detective trying to figure out what happened to their parents, and Leo became an actor, using his position as splinters kid as a sort of spring board into his career,

Oddly enough they never actually went into the hero route, I'm assuming maybe it happened as the investigation went on? Maybe it started with Donnie and Mikey then as they found out more they also somehow got sucked into crime fighting? Unfortunately I woke up before I could see the stories ending,

Still that was one hell of a dream! Also raph did end up seeing his mom's corpse and the broken window from the fight so I'm pretty sure he got extra traumatized, also ngl Leo looked like he couldn't handle what happened so he kinda just threw himself into anything to distract himself from the situation

[thechaoticdruid]

Had another trippy Astarion fever dream apparently we were on trial for disrupting the multiverse and the judge kept making fun of me. Astarion was also apparently in trouble for literally everything he has ever done in his life ever.

Why can't I just dream about having mind-blowing sex with him like a normal person? 😮‍💨

[mysteryofvampires]

Had a nightmare tonight: Someone wrote a fanfic about one of my favourite ships and the fanfic was so bad and the characters were so misunderstood and their relationship so weird that dream me felt physical pain..

It was an heirs of the night fic and the characters were Alisa and Lars

[eggo8]

The time i had a dream that deltarune 3 happened, and i played it on my tv through the wii. a massive fucking hand grabbed me when I walked to far in one segment, there was a dark blue shower- segment, no sign of ralsei, Susie or any of the main cast besides the ones from Undertale, there were times you could take paths where one was good, and the other had a shit ton of enemies, also a ton of just random memes??? i remember being like.. errrmmm what the flip Toby you might’ve just given me ear damage (when a meme popped up there was a very loud sound, also the memes made no sense and not in a funny way) also there was a league of villains and it was actually really scary, also there was a segment where we walked across bridge with complete blackness under it, and there was gaster under it at one point and I went “look there’s gaster!” and sans just went “oh cool bro I didn’t know gaster was here that’s swag”. Just had this dream btw