#Oh well no and the missile rockets

[maburito]

Metroid is a game where the main activity is getting lost lol

It sure is, because I am absolutely and utterly L O S T

But it's fun. But also help, I don't even have half of the power ups showed in the manual

[juuret]

Things that need to happen asap:

-Osterdahl needs to go. He fucked everything up in a way that you'd think it should be impossible at levels that high

-also everyone around him needs to go

-rules need to be changed so that kicking countries out if they're committing genocide it should be easy and even automatic. Can't believe I have to type this.

-also ethnic cleansing should be a no-no (yes Azerbaijan, I'm specifically looking at you)

-the rules need to be enforced strictly AND ALWAYS. If you're strict with a country but another can do whatever they want then clearly the rules don't matter

-massive televoting for a country should be considered suspicious.

-most countries (I think everyone but Italy?) has a limit of 20 televotes. THAT'S A LOT. Lower it.

[hypewinter]

There is an information blackout on Amity Park and the GIW are indeed involve. But not in the way most expect. They think ghosts are involved and the GIW have been trying to break the blackout in increasingly unhinged ways. Like a missile to the Ghost Zone unhinged

Ok so we're going for the ghosts and ectoplasm in the air create a natural blackout route? Naturally the GIW think they're helping. They think they're freeing the people of Amity Park (by any means necessary). At first they try simply eradicating the ghosts. But they quickly realized that the random stragglers they've been capturing aren't the true source of the problem. So they track a ghost back to the source and find something far stranger than their wildest imaginations: A portal to a space LEAKING ghosts and ectoplasm. So that's why our methods weren't working! Nothing to do with our incompetent. Nope nothing to do with that at all.

One eviction of a family of four and a quick relocation of their gear later and the GIW is ready to free this poor impoverished town. The GIW set up bombs around the inside of the portal and set them off in triumph..... Except the portal doesn't close. Hmmmm that was weird, they must've all been duds. Welp! No matter we'll try again. But the explosives don't go off this time either. As it turns out, the zone seeped out all the energy of the bombs before they had a chance to explode. Honestly that seems a little unfair but fine, they'll just unleash something on the portal that'll destroy it before it can suck up all its energy. A grenade should do. No big deal.

Or perhaps a big deal indeed? Because the grenade also ends up losing power before it takes out the Ghost Zone. No no no! The GIW is getting desperate. Nothing is working. Not the rocket launchers, not the tank rounds, not even the missiles. Meanwhile their superiors are constantly breathing down their necks and the people of Amity Park are getting more and more uncooperative by the day.

Why!? Don't they see we're just trying to help!? Why do they insist on us leaving!? Why are they starting to protect the ghosts!? Oh, we get it now. This whole town has been corrupted. You don't live this close to a portal to another realm without getting contaminated. That's why they're siding with these things. Because they're becoming more like them everyday. The people of Amity Park are all too far gone. They cannot be saved anymore. But this Ghost Zone must still be destroyed. To prevent it from affecting any more people.

Say.... if these people have already become inhuman and we need a blast big enough to destroy this place once and for all, can't we just.... you know.... nuke it? Hey yeah. That's a good idea, let's do it.

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While the GIW have been devising up ways to destroy the zone, Danny has been working hard himself. For starters, he capitalized on his parents newfound hatred for the GIW to reveal himself. Which went well all things considered. Then he and the others set to work showing the townspeople how much more destructive the GIW were than the ghosts (which honestly wasn't very hard). Day by day, they continued to show everyone that the ghosts weren't so bad and were actually even quite similar to themselves. Day by day they won everyone over to their side. While they did so, they spied on the GIW, continuously using the intel they gained to sway more people. It was during one such spy mission that Danny uncovered what the GIW had planned. The horror they wanted to unleash. Yet he can't stop it alone. No, there's not enough people and not enough time. There's only one option he has left.

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It was supposed to be a standard meeting for the Justice League. For once all things were quiet (that should have been their first red flag honestly). All they had to do was get through one last debrief from Batman and they were all home free. That is until a boy phases through the table, begging for their help to save his species from ah annihilation.

[smytherines]

[This was supposed to be a joke post, but it turned into an essay on the Cold War and nuclear brinksmanship in Spies Are Forever. Sorry]

Once again thinking about Tatiana Slozhno-- who for all intents and purposes would be considered a rogue KGB agent working with the Americans-- unilaterally detonating a hydrogen bomb on an island in the Pacific ocean. The geopolitical implications would be off the fucking charts

Hydrogen bombs are hundreds of times more powerful than the standard atomic bomb. For comparison, an estimated 100,000 to 200,000 people died when the US dropped an atomic bomb on Hiroshima (and hundreds of thousands died from radiation-related illnesses in the years following WWII). It killed everyone within a 1 mile radius of the blast

For a hydrogen bomb, the blast radius is more like 5 to 10 miles, depending on the yield. A 15 megaton yield (they range from 10 to 50) hydrogen bomb test performed by the US (code name Bravo) vaporized two entire islands, part of a third island, and left a 6,000 ft wide, 240ft deep crater in the fucking ocean. It was 1,000 times more powerful than the bomb that destroyed Hiroshima.

Now clearly, in the show, this is not considered a big deal. Tatiana doesn't seem to be on the run, Cynthia says that relations with Russia are the best they've been in ages. But in the real world it would be absolute global pandemonium with the potential to escalate the Cold War into a full scale nuclear war

Just to give some context here-- one year after the 1961 portion of Spies, the Cuban Missile Crisis happens. Here's a very very condensed version: Cuba has a communist revolution, the USSR finally has a staging area for nukes that could easily hit the US and tries to bring nukes to Cuba on ships, there's a tense 13 day standoff between the US and USSR that very nearly results in WWIII and complete nuclear annihilation. Most historians consider this the height of the Cold War. This is the incident that led to the phrase "Mutually Assured Destruction"

So imagine that a hydrogen bomb explodes in the Pacific ocean. There is no way to hide that after the fact, so both nuclear superpowers would know about it fairly quickly. In October of 1961 the Soviets detonated Tsar Bomba, a 50MT yield hydrogen bomb and the most powerful nuclear weapon ever tested, and US intelligence knew about it well in advance. They had spy planes close enough to the detonation that the protective plating on the plane was damaged.

Assuming they are able to connect it to Tatiana (lots of questions about how she was able to send a rocket shoe from far enough away to not get incinerated but oh well), the US would see it as a hostile act from a Russian agent. The Russians would consider her a traitor working with the Americans. Relations between the two countries would most likely deteriorate, not improve.

And this is more of a tangent, but I also think this era of nuclear brinksmanship (both countries having their hand hovering over the button, so to speak) is potentially a big motivation for Owen. I think he is clearly making irrational, emotional choices post-fall, BUT I also think he is the sort of man who needs to believe his decisions are based in logic and pragmatism.

So what logical justification can Owen find? Well, there's the idea that mass surveillance is already happening, already escalating, that this is the way the world is headed and if Chimera wants to succeed they need to get out ahead of it.

But I think the initial buy-in, how Chimera gets Owen ideologically committed to their organization and plan, is by using this constant looming threat of nuclear annihilation. By saying "these two countries and their little spy games are going to turn the world to ash if we let them. We need one neutral, central power to hold all the cards if we want to survive as a species." I think that would be a very powerful argument to a man who was just left for dead by his own agency and his American partner, who is presumably severely injured in a Soviet prison. A man who has a keen interest in foreign policy.

Because one of many things I find fascinating about Owen Carvour is that his/Chimera's plan is actually pretty rational, especially in comparison to a Bond villain. The Bond universe version of Chimera is called Spectre, and their plans are absolutely batshit stuff like "blow up the moon," and 10 variations of "giant space laser to kill everybody." Shit that doesn't even seem like it would benefit the villains because it's so over the top.

Chimera's plan is vile, but not outlandish. It is essentially just taking an idea that is already in development for the global superpowers, and finishing it first so they have all the power. It's a plan grounded in real world events. A big news story in 2013-2014 was the National Security Agency's PRISM program, which revealed how absolutely massive the US surveillance state had become, how the US was essentially turning everybody into spies (they just weren't aware of it).

I do sometimes wonder if someone in TCB read Glenn Greenwald's book (the reporter who broke the story), because Chimera's plan feels very specific to that late Obama era of the surveillance state

Holy shit this got so long.

Anyways Spies Are Forever 2 should follow Tatiana as she goes on the run to avoid trial at The Hague (I'm joking please don't kill me)

[burgojo]

How about a drabble (seven days a week) where jk thinks oc is cheating on him but it is a misunderstanding?

sfw.

jungkook is going fucking insane.

who's he? who's she? why are you looking at your phone during movie time? whose blond fucking hair is on your jacket?

after bottling it up for almost three weeks, he thinks he can handle it. you'll tell him why you're so distracted, why you're rescheduling date night so often. he'd paced a hole into his bedroom floor and unnerved jimin so badly he had to leave and find comfort in hoseok, who popped his head in later to ask him softly if he needed a drink of water or someone to talk to.

no, he'd said, all scoffs and waving hands. that's ridiculous, why would he need someone to talk to? there was nothing to talk about!

then he goes over to yours – without letting you know – and finds more pale blond hairs on the black suit jacket thrown carelessly on the edge of the couch. he hears you scuffling about in the bedroom.

"no, baby. that's my boyfriend's. don't touch that."

you chuckle softly, and jungkook inches closer. his heart pounds. "come back to the bed. right here." you pat your thighs.

he squeezes his eyes shut and exhales shakily. abruptly, he rounds the corner. "what the fuck, hyung!"

"shit!" you startle, head whipping in jungkook's direction. on your lap, a small round furball yaps and one paw slips off your lap, nearly sending it tumbling down. you catch it in your arms and pull it to your chest.

a dog. a fluffy, cream-coloured puppy.

"a-ah – hey, baby! you didn't message me, did you? crap, did i miss it?" you pat your pockets. your phone's in the kitchen. "i can explain... wait, kook – baby, why're you crying? what's wrong?"

you wrap him in your arms and he melts into your tight embrace, hot tears gathering along his lashes and streaming down his cheeks. he squeezes you, palms flat against your back, and lets out a tiny sob.

"it's okay, baby. it's okay. whatever it is, we can get through it, alright? you're okay. you can tell me."

"n-no," he hiccups, balling your shirt in his fists. "it's stupid."

"are you hearing yourself? your feelings are never stupid. c'mon – spit it out, yeah?"

he covers his face and lets out a particularly embarrassed wail, half-sobbed with a flood of relief. "i thought you were cheating on me!"

"you thought i was – wait – darling, why?" you realise something. "oh, shit, it was because of date night, right? i'm so sorry. i had to go to the shelter to adopt her because they were running out of space and she would've been sent somewhere else or put down if they couldn't find a home."

"i-it's a girl?" he sniffles, rubbing his eyes.

you smile softly and hold him tight, stroking his hair. "yeah. her name's missy, but if you want, we can train her to another name."

he shakes his head into your shoulder, burying his fingers in your skin. "missy... is it short for anything? is she a little lady?"

"whatever you want. i haven't registered her with the council yet because she's not quite three months."

"missile launcher."

you pause.

you blink.

"jungkook?"

"hm?" he gazes up at you, and you wipe the remnants of his tears with the pad of your thumb.

"you want to name our dog... missile launcher?"

"well, i was also thinking jav, since it's got harder sounds and might be easier for her to recognise, but i like missy. it's cuter."

"jav... as in javelin?" you say, deadpan. "the javelin rocket launcher?"

"mhm!"

"i think we should stick with just missile launcher."

"okay," he says happily, and bobs down to the little puppy's height. she'd been hanging around your ankles for some time, staring up at him with a wagging tail and round dark eyes. he offers a hand for her to sniff and giggles when she nudges her forehead under his palm, demanding pets.

you take a seat on the floor of your bedroom as jungkook interacts with the tiny floppy-eared sweetheart, watching with warmth in your chest. jungkook beams as she clambers into his lap and over his knees, using him like a playground.

"while this turn of events makes me very, very pleased, i'm still a little upset you didn't tell me earlier," he says, scratching the puppy behind the ears. "promise me you'll tell me if you adopt any more dogs?"

"i promise."

"pinky promise?" he leans over and lifts his pinky. you smile and lean in, hooking your pinky around his and shaking solemnly on it.

"pinky promise."

[micecakes]

and mr missile launcher guy came out good too, did try and do blue eyes on this guy which looked weird so I had to redo those which was tricky, wish I didn’t glue on the rocket launcher thingy first but oh well, looks good overall I think

[girlactionfigure]

🇮🇱AFTER Shabbat - Saturday night - events from Israel  

ISRAEL REALTIME - Connecting to Israel in Realtime

⚠️Kiryat Shmona and the Upper Galilee: residents are asked to be near protected areas, including in non-evacuated towns. (19:32)

❗️ISIS SUPPORTER - PAKISTANI CANADIAN - PLANNED MASS ATTACK ON CHABAD 770.. arrested when he tried to cross the border into the United States - where he planned to carry out a shooting attack on Chabad HQ and synagogue 770 in Crown Heights, Brooklyn, NY.  He was arrested after he shared with undercover agents his intentions: "to take advantage of Israeli gatherings on Oct. 7 memorials for the Hamas massacre, and to carry out the largest attack against Jews outside of Israel ever - and the largest in the US since Sept. 11”.

Planned mass shooting with automatic weapons in New York because "there is the largest population of Jews in America."

Arrested.

▪️ON THE AMERICAN-TURKISH ACTIVIST SHOT NEAR SHECHEM.. The White House: We contacted Israel demanding information and asked for an investigation into the shooting of the American citizen near Shechem.  

.. IDF spokesperson: During the security forces' activity near Beta today (Friday), the force responded by firing at a central instigator who threw stones at the forces, and posed a threat to our forces.

.. The Turkish-American anarchist who was killed today by IDF gunfire in Kfar Beta in Samaria is an activist of ISM - the "International Solidarity Organization" - a pro-Hamas and Hezbollah "resistance" organization that has been working against Israel for years through provocations, boycotts, defamations and confrontations.  Its operatives even helped transport a terrorist to an attack in Tel Aviv in the past. The founder of the organization, Paul Larudi, even praised the massacre committed by Hamas in Israel.

▪️US AGREES TO WITHDRAW FROM IRAQ.. in Sept. 2025.

▪️ISRAEL MAINSTREAM MEDIA CREATES POLLS.. to prove Israelis support a deal - - by phrasing questions in such a way as to remove negatives.  For example: “do you support a complete withdrawal from Gaza in a deal to free the hostages?”, 52% say yes.  I say yes!  (( Oh did you forget to mention being bombarded with rockets again within a year and increased terror attacks and Israeli deaths?  Yes, yes you did. ))  (i24)

.. “Majority does not accept the PM’s position and thinks a deal is more important than remaining in control of the border - 60%”. (Mako).  (( Does the poll mention releasing 5,000 mass murderers, many who will murder again?  No, no it does not. ))

▪️US SAYS IRAN TRANSFERRED HUNDREDS OF SHORT RANGE MISSILES TO RUSSIA.. Iran says “no we didn’t.” (WSJ)

▪️TERROR ATTEMPT - RAMMING ATTACK - ELI.. gas station.  They rammed a police car!  Terrorist captured, no casualties.

▪️TURKISH PRESIDENT ERDOGAN CALLS.. on the Muslim world to unite against Israel: it will want to conquer Turkey as well.

🔸DEAL NEWS.. New York Times: Hamas added additional demands regarding the release of Palestinian prisoners as part of the first phase of the deal. (( The more Israeli’s protest demanding a deal, the more Hamas demands. ))

.. The head of the CIA: "We hope that a hostage deal will be signed in the coming days - it's a matter of political will"

.. Assessment in Israel: There is no chance of a deal.

⭕ 16 rounds of ROCKETS and mostly SUICIDE DRONE attacks over Shabbat at northern Israeli towns and cities, including Rosh HaNikra and Safed.

.. 2 drones hit Ayelet HaShachar.  No casualties.

♦️The IDF eliminated senior Hezbollah leaders in Lebanon and Deir al-Balah.

[daitheflu-mx]

Douglas Murray: Israel was right to ignore the West

If you follow most of the British media, you may well think that the past year involves the following events: Israel attacked Hamas, Israel invaded Lebanon, Israel bombed Yemen. Oh and someone left a bomb in a room in Tehran that killed the peaceful Palestinian leader Ismail Haniyeh.

Of course all this is an absolute inversion of the truth. Hamas invaded Israel, so Israel attacked Hamas. Hezbollah has spent the past year sending thousands of rockets into Israel, so Israel has responded by destroying Hezbollah. The Houthis in Yemen – now so beloved of demonstrators in the UK – sent missiles and drones hundreds of miles to attack Israel, so Israel bombed the Houthis’ arms stores in Yemen. And Hamas leader Haniyeh, who was born under Egyptian rule and died in Tehran, never brought the Palestinian people anything but misery.

— Douglas Murray

Israel’s enemies have spent the past year trying to destroy it, as they have so many times before. But it is they who have gone to the dust, with the regime in Tehran the only thing that is, for the time being, still standing. Absent that terror regime, and not just Israel but the whole of the Middle East has a bright future. Sometimes you need war to make peace. Sometimes there is a price to pay for trying to finish the work of Adolf Hitler. Who knew?

full article

[transdumpsterfire]

piper's very high thunderbirds (2004) notes

if theyre a oeaceful rescue NGO why are they not able to have their names public?? WHO??? are their enemies?

“diaper boy” (8:27)

why does a peaceful rescue organization need an UNDER COVER AGENT??????? WHAT?!!?!

GOOP MISSILE??? <11:29>

<12:30> no way a rocket shaped like that can sustain in atmoshpere level flight THAT slow… thunderbird 2 i could excuse as having some kind of aerofoil shape allowing that slow of a speed to keep up with the Lady’s dinky little single turbofan jetcar

sausagefest bradybunch

<14:22> jorts jumpscare really got me

oh her phone is so cunty

what makes this guy think he has the authority to solve an arson????

vanessa hudgens???

“dad, youve done a great job since mom died” 1: fucked up thing to say to your dad. 2: this script must have been written by a widowed father who doesn’t feel appreciated and wanted a self insert moment

spy kids 2 era of visual effects really at its most mid

wait so uncle is bad guy? does that mean

oh fuck i got another slice of pizza and its what i needed

bad guys were just going to burn children???? like fully cook them to death?

oh ithe retainer scene just connected some wires in my brain and i just remembered seeing a part of this movie while channel surfing circa 2007

main character is such a dipshit and asshole

HER CUNTY FRUTIGER AERO WATCH????!!!!!?!?!?!

<1:01:49> i like that the graphic designers made the navigation UI plot the correct aeronautical courses accounting for the curvature of the earth as if they were geodesically projected on the mercator map navigation map that the ships use. Kinda fucked up though that the thunderbirds use WGS84 as a projected coordinate system for orbital navigation

you can tell that this is a post 911 movie because, while piloted by the bad guy, thunderbird 2 was perfectly lined up for a full throttle collision with the london eye. showing more restraint than i would be capable of, the bad guy landed thunderbird 2 with causing no more damage to public property than crushing a food stand.

they then elected to destroy the supports of an elevated monorail, while harming the fewest number of people while facing at big ben. again a pretty well restrained terrorist attack.

wizard battle at the end???

the wizard.

how does this NGO get funded?? who is paying for all this rocket and jet fuel???

POP PUNK OUTRO SONG??

[did-sm1-say-catfish]

s1 ep18

this is the flour baby episode!! i loved it lol. here are my thoughtssss

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I FOrGOT HOW terrrriiible valerie is at fighting. its like she has the ikea parts, but no instructione

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BRO CAN DONUT HIMSELF ahjkdjshjka

(i stopped writing after this to take a well deserved nap. I am back now.)

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family photo!!! family bonding!! dad danny. he looks like if a twink was handed a baby but hated kids. 

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babysitting tucker aWwww

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also who is the mommy??

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PLEASE DANNY IM BEGGING YOU PLEASE DODGE ITS NOT THAt HARD TO NOT STARE BLANKLY AT THE MISSILE HEADED FOR YOUR FACE FOR A SOLID SECOND

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OHHhh valerie is the mommy. 

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tucker: oh my sweet little angel my dearest little darling my babbyyyyy

sam: mf its flour. 

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weird robot thing… tahts gonna be important later. how do i know? my spidey senses are tingling, thats how. 

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Danny casually revealing that he knows top secret info abt valerie 

Valerie: how tf do you know that

danny: it doesnt matter you lazy slacker. TAKE CARE OF OUR CHILD

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omg wait hold on whats his name. uhmmmm green mohawk dude!!! yeah!! him not knowing human traditions is so funny. I need a fanfic of this. imagine he possesses dannys/a students body and goes through school with no clye about human traduitions like 

“what is this machine that spews water? why are kids kissing it?”

“what is this ‘mood chart’? and how am i supposed to gauge my own?”

“What is the mitochondria?? and why do people keep saying that i should know hwat it is? this bee-oh class is ridiculous. what in the unholy heck is a chloroplast?”

ohhh his name is skulker. nice. 

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danny: this is not what it looks like, it all a trick by a ghost named- HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE GUNS IM TOAST

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wait so, the setting colors go inverted when danny is ghost, right? and he is him but inverted when ghost (lab suit, too), does this mean he sees inverted when ghost? also i havent seen the origin ep yet. which one is it? there was only one episode i wasnt able to watch on this shady ass website im using. 

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valerie: my ecto-grenade-launcher!! lets go!! its so cool that i happened to find it lying on the floor, how convenient. 

danny: no!!! it might be-

*rockets come launching at them* 

danny: aww shit, here we go again. 

(that really is his memephrase. like a catchphrase, but a meme)

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not tucker becoming a capitalist. they teach em young, dont they?

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the fact that sam just has a wig thats a replica of her own hair laying around-

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“Greetings, panicking youngsters” he sounds like he’s tryna be hip n cool

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tucker and sam kissed? twas fine, twas just parent roleplay. not important, but felt worthy of a note. not noteworthy. very clear difference. ALSO-

Tucker, leaving sam with their child: gotta run, bye bye!!!

sam: dont forget milk!!

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skulker, holding the flour baby like a maniac: why does this thing matter?

valerie: its not about it in itself, its about how you treat it!!

Danny: yeah, and youre a terrible mother. 

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if the key remotely disconnects the handcuffs,what doe sit need the blade for? its impractical, and not including it in the design would make it harder for danny to figure out which remote is the one that could unlock the handcuffs! only possible conclusion is that skulker keeps forgetting which remote is which, so he needs to make them extremely distinct from one another. 

UNLESS THERES A GHOST PRODUCTS MANUFACTURER 

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THE ROBOT THING IS HERS(valerie)?? BAHSBh MY SPIDEY SENSES WERE RIGHT!!!

[itz-ps15]

Power Rangers Sugar Rush

This is a summary about the series. The rangers are basically the racers from Sugar Rush. And they have a very special mission.

Told by the one and only: Vanellope Von Schweetz 

Vanellope: Hello, Sugar Rush fans! It’s me, Vanellope Von Schweetz, or as some call me, The Glitch. Or Princess Vanellope. Or President Vanellope Von Schweetz. But I prefer just plain old Vanellope. The racer who can kick your butts in a race! So, you might be wondering, what’s going on in Sugar Rush? Well, we got a huge problem. And this is no joke! Today, I’m telling you all ‘bout the candy-coated chaos of Sugar Rush and how me and my team became its heroes. Well, let me start from the beginning. Our adventure kicks off with the resurrection of none other than King Candy, a.k.a. Turbo! That dude is the worst! He tried to delete my code. And that’s why I’m a glitch. And locked my friends’s memories. But I was able to save the game and reset it. But now, he was somehow brought back to life by those pesky Cy-Bugs, and he’s got one thing on his mind- revenge on me and reclaiming his throne in Sugar Rush. With one of his assistants, Glitchforce. You all might be thinking:”Ohhh no! Vanellope’s all alone!” Hah! Well, wrong!  I’m not alone this time. I’ve got a team of candy-coated heroes ready to sweeten the battle! My best friends. And  some of the best racers here in Sugar Rush! 

Candlehead interrupted: Now that’s a great compliment!

Gloyd: Candlehead!

Candlehead: Oh, sorry.(embarrassed giggle) 

Vanellope just rolled her eyes, turning back to the camera: Ahem. Anyways… where was I? Ah, yes!

And, here I am, Vanellope Von Schweetz, I’m now the fearless leader, stepping into action as the Mint Green Ranger, rocking my signature Candy Kart which  transforms into the mighty Sugar Dragon Zord! Surprised I’m not Red or Pink? Listen. Mint Green suits me best! But I’m not the only one armed and ready.  Meet my team! Get ready, guys! 

Spotlight!

Vanellope: Taffyta Muttonfudge becomes the fierce Pink Ranger, with her Pink Lightning transforming into the Strawberry Pegasus Zord. And she has her Strawberry Lasso which holds those bad monsters and Cyborgs from getting away!

Taffyta: Stay sweet! Or I won’t be so sweet with you.

Vanellope: Candlehead lights up the battlefield as the Magenta Ranger, with her Ice Screamer transforming into the Ice-Candle Leopard Zord. She’s coming in bright with Ice-Shooters! She’ll shoot with flames and flare! And maybe some candles.

Candlehead: Let’s light up the battle!

Vanellope: Rancis Fluggerbutter suits up as the Brown Ranger, his Kit-Kart morphing into the mighty Kit-Bear Zord. He even gets his very own Choco-Crowbar! 

Rancis: Don’t take my looks as for fine jokes. Watch the crowbar!

Vanellope: Adorabeezle Winterpop takes coolness to a new level as the Blue Ranger, her Ice Rocket transforming into the Rocket Penguin Zord. She even has her trusty Frost Bow and Arrow! 

Adorabeezle: Let’s get Frosty!(peace sign as she twirls)

Vanellope: And here she comes. It’s Crumbelina DiCaramello. Who dazzles as the Gold Ranger, and with her Tira-Missile becoming the majestic Tira-Lion Zord. But watch out when she fights with her Choco-Biscotti Scepter. She does not play nice. She’s playing dirty! 

Crumbelina: How dashing and posh! Oh. You wanna play dirty, huh? You’re on!

Vanellope: Jubileena Bing-Bing, the Red Ranger, commands the Cherry Phoenix Zord. Watch for her Cherry Nunchucks! 

Jubileena: Oh yeah! Watch me and my nunchucks!

Vanellope: Minty Zaki, coming in as the Green Ranger, as wields her Sour Shield and rides her Veloci-Wrapper, which becomes the Veloci-Elephant Zord. 

Minty: Alright! Heads up!(backflips and poses)

Vanellope: Then we’ve got Swizzle Malarkey, the Cyan Ranger, whose Tongue Twister becomes the Swirl-Pop Unicorn Zord. He’s here to twist it up! But he can get things more twisted with the Twister Lance.

Swizzle nods and winks: Don’t think you got away easily. Things are about to get twisted!

Vanellope: And introducing Snowanna Rainbeau, the Cool Chick of the racers, and she takes her groove and style as the Purple Ranger! And her Fro-Cone transforming into the Sorbet Tiger Zord. And she carries with her style, she wields her special Snow Claws. She’s furrocious now!

Snowanna: Let’s chill out! Wanna have a dance off?(Snow Claws out) Or did a cat bite your tongue?

Vanellope: Last but not least, Gloyd Orangeboar. He’s my best friend, and crush, and he’s the one who steps in as the Orange Ranger with his Kernel transforming into the Kernel Boar Zord. Watch out with his Pumpkin Hammer! 

Gloyd: Trick-or-Treat. Try to beat me, in a joke!

Vanellope: Together, we form an unstoppable team- Power Rangers Sugar Rush! Our mission? Well, easy. To protect Sugar Rush from Turbo’s evil cyborg minions and save the day with their sweet skills and sugar-powered Zords. When it’s morphing time, we  wield our Sugar Morphers,holding our Candy Crystal and we call our transformation with-“Candy Crystal! Set! Race in Gear!” And shouting our battle cry- “Racing to Victory. Sweeten the Battle! Power Rangers, Sugar Rush!” My Glitch Sword slices through the chaos, while Jubileena’s Cherry Nunchucks, Adorabeezle’s Rocket Frost Bow and Arrow, Crumbelina’s Choco-Biscotti Scepter, Minty’s Sour Shield, Rancis’s Choco-Crowbar, Taffyta’s Strawberry Lasso, Swizzle’s Twister Lance, Snowanna’s Snow Claws, Candlehead’s Ice-Shooters and Gloyd’s Pumpkin Hammer bring serious firepower to the mix. With teamwork, friendship, and a whole lot of sugar, we’re gonna race to victory. And we’re going to stop Turbo, and all his menacing Cyborgs! So buckle up, because this is one sweet adventure you won’t want to miss! It’s morphing time! See you next time, Rangers! 

Vanellope then remembered something before turning to leave, she turned back to the camera.

Vanellope: And… Oh! Before you leave…(signaling the others) Come on guys!

Taffyta: Coming.(twirls)

Candlehead: Woohoo!

Rancis: Wait up. The fans can’t miss this face.

Adorabeezle: Yay!

Crumbelina: Let’s get to it! With luxe and style!

Jubileena: Oh yeah!

Minty: Here we come!(flips to action)

Swizzle: Let’s twist things up!

Snowanna: Let’s groove, team!

Gloyd: Whoo!

Vanellope: Okay. Ready?(used fingers for countdown) 3,2,1.

All together: May the power protect you!

Power Rangers Sugar Rush

King Candy/Turbo is resurrected by Cybugs and seeks revenge and vengeance on Vanellope. He wants to rule Sugar Rush again. Evil Cyborgs now try to hurt every citizen of Sugar Rush. But they won’t stay for long when a team of heroes form to stop them.

Vanellope: Racing to Victory. Sweeten the Battle!

They are: The Power Rangers Sugar Rush!

The racers and appearances:

Vanellope Von Schweetz: Her theme is just a general assortment of sweets, and her signature kart is the Candy Kart. She is the best friend of Wreck-It Ralph. Hard Candy

"Known as "The Glitch," Vanellope is a pixelating programming mistake in the candy-coated cart-racing game Sugar Rush. With a racer's spirit embedded in her coding, Vanellope is determined to earn her place in the starting lineup amongst the other racers. Only problem: the other racers don't want her or her glitching in the game. Years of rejection have left Vanellope with a wicked sense of humor and a razor-sharp tongue. However, somewhere beneath that hard shell is a sweet center just waiting to be revealed."Vanellope is a young girl with fair skin, rosy cheeks, a pink nose, and hazel eyes. Her hair is black and pulled back into a ponytail; it's decorated with a various assortment of small candies, and the scrunchie appears to be made of red licorice. She wears a light mint-green hoodie with strawberry bootlace tassels, and two Reese's Cup wrappers for a skirt. Her mismatched leggings are striped with teal and white, and the left is additionally accented with purple "double stripes". She also wears black boots with red frosting scribbles on the soles.

Taffyta Muttonfudge: Her theme is strawberry candy, and her signature kart is the Pink Lightning. Serious Competition

"The lollipop-lickin' Taffyta Muttonfudge is a top-notch racer in the game Sugar Rush. She is a fierce competitor who keeps her eyes on the prize and isn't afraid to derail anyone who gets in her way. Taffyta is a young pale-skinned girl with bob-cut platinum-blonde hair, (though in the first film, it appears to be pure bright white) rosy cheeks, a pinkish nose, a strawberry cap, a hot pink glittery dress, brilliant pink jacket, and pink and white candy cane like stockings, and sneakers. Her helmet has a turquoise brim and her collar is also turquoise. She has blue eyes, glossy red lips, and thick dark lashes varnished in mascara. She is shown to wear a strawberry helmet similar to her dress with a pink visor while racing.

Candlehead: Her signature kart is the Ice Screamer. Happy Hot Head

"Candlehead is a riot who's able to laugh at herself—even when she's the butt of the joke. Hypnotized by the flame atop her own head, she gets lost in a haze of Happy Birthdays. Sugar Rush and its daily races wouldn't be complete without Candlehead, but she's a few scoops short of a sundae."Candlehead is a young, rosy skinned girl with green eyes. She wears a pink jacket and skirt with a brown diagonally striped shirt beneath it. She also wears brown leggings with pink polka dots, black boots that have little waves of pink icing, and a large chocolate-colored cupcake hat with pink icing and a candle on the top. While racing, she wears a large cupcake helmet similar to her beanie, complete with a candle on top, as well as a dark pink visor. Candlehead often has a happy and careless expression and wears her mint green hair in two low pigtails.

Rancis Fluggerbutter: His theme is based on Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, and Hershey kisses. His signature kart is the Kit-Kart (a play on "Kit-Kat"). Love Thy Self

"This blazer-wearing boy wonder likes looking in the mirror almost as much as he likes racing. Rancis Fluggerbutter may look like a party on the outside, but he's all business on the inside. He has bright eyes and even brighter ideas, which are reflected in his smooth racing techniques."Rancis is a young boy with fair, freckled skin, rosy cheeks, bright blue eyes, and deep blonde hair styled into an upward cowlick. He wears a brown Reese's hat and brown blazer over an orange shirt with two yellow stripes on it, brown pants, and chocolate brown shoes which have a chocolate syrup rim. His blazer has peanut butter-colored accents on the sleeves. For racing, he wears a chocolate and peanut butter helmet with a yellow visor.

Adorabeezle Winterpop: Her candy theme revolves around rocket pops and peppermints. Her signature kart is the Ice Rocket. Sweet Skiing

Adorabeezle Winterpop is the prettiest, happiest, most amiable ice champion of all time. She’s a racing and skiing fanatic who loves exploring new tracks hidden on the sugar-covered slopes of Sugar Rush. Adorabeezle has an ice pop and peppermint theme. Her go-kart is the Ice Rocket. She bears some resemblance to Popo and Nana the Ice Climbers. In the concept art, her original name was "Adorabella Winterpop". Adorabeezle Winterpop is a young girl with very pale "frostbitten" skin, rosy cheeks and lips, thin blue eyes, and dark cobalt blue hair pulled back in a plaited braid. She wears a navy blue jacket with white, fluffy trim on top of a USA flag shirt, a blue skirt with light blue polka dots, and navy blue leggings. She also wears a winter trapper hat with a lining that appears to be made of cotton candy and dangling cherry earrings. She wears blue shoes decorated with red rickrack and legwarmers that appear to be made of cotton candy similar to her hat trim. Her racing outfit consists of her usual outfit along with a red, white, and blue racing helmet with a blue visor.

Crumbelina DiCaramello: Her theme appears to be based on various fancy and sophisticated Italian desserts, most notably tiramisu, chocolate biscotti, and cannoli. Her signature kart is the Tira-Missile. Likes it Luxe

"With the exterior of a polished piece of peppermint, Crumbelina DiCaramello is the poshest racer in Sugar Rush. But when it comes to racing, extravagance and wealth don't distract DiCaramello: She considers herself a down-and-dirty racer."Crumbelina DiCaramello is a pretty young girl with a tan complexion, honey-amber eyes, and deep brown hair that is pulled into tight buns on either side of her head. The curls of her buns have gold streaks that seem to resemble cinnamon buns. She wears a beige racing cap that is drizzled with chocolate and has a brown heart with a white outline on it; the brim appears to be made of some sort of cookie.

Crumbelina's jacket is metallic gold and her skirt is a latte hue, while her shirt is white with a chocolate filigree in the middle. Her leggings are a deep brown color with darker stripes that match her boots with little hearts on them. Her racing outfit consists of her usual outfit, along with a white helmet with a brown heart on it, and a golden-yellow visor.

Gloyd Orangeboar: His theme is based around candy corn and Mellowcreme Pumpkins and his signature kart is the Kernel. Prankster with a Sweet Tooth

"Round-faced little hooligan Gloyd Orangeboar loves nothing more than candy, candy, candy! Fortunately for him, Sugar Rush has plenty to choose from and he enjoys it all. For this fast-racing prankster, every day is Halloween."Gloyd Orangeboar is a young boy with fair skin, orange-rosy cheeks, dark brown hair, and chestnut eyes. True to his nature, he wears a large and sugarcoated mellowcreme pumpkin skullcap and candy corn colored socks. His jacket is shades of orange, black, and brown, colors generally associated with Halloween. It is worn over a white T-shirt with three candy corns on it, and accompanied by brown pants. His boots are a deep chocolate with reddish soles.

Jubileena Bing-Bing: Her candy theme revolves around cherry confectionery and her signature kart is the Cherriot. Jubileena Bing-Bing: The Icing on the Cake

One look at her racing car and it's obvious that Jubileena Bing-Bing is as sweet as a cherry pie. Her cheerful smile and her enthusiasm are really contagious. Despite being one of the best racers of Sugar Rush, she doesn't always aim for the finish line. Winning is nice, but in the end, the only thing that really matters is love! Jubileena Bing-Bing is a pretty, young girl characterized by her candied cherry theme. She has bright crimson red hair that is pulled into pigtails on the sides of her head with bead bobbles. In addition, she wears a sugared cherry helmet with a red visor for racing. She wears a white shirt with two cherries on it, and it is topped by a small red jacket and frilled red skirt with cherries at the end. Her leggings are a lighter shade of deep pink and she wears ruby-colored boots with green-striped and red-polka-dotted legwarmers. Jubileena has a soft vermilion skin tone with rosy cheeks and mahogany eyes. She is effervescent and enthusiastic, dancing and skipping as she yells, "Oh, yeah!" when her name is announced.

Minty Zaki: Her candy theme is mints and sour apple confectionery, and her signature kart is the Veloci-Wrapper. Ice Cream With a Surprise

"Minty Zaki, the queen of the ice cream set in jewel, always has an ace up her tasty sleeve, especially when it comes to racing. Refreshing and full of resources, Minty Zaki is a defender of good causes, but for the wrong reasons."Minty is a young girl with light brown skin, deep brown eyes, a pinkish nose, and rosy cheeks. She has short green hair with side-swept bangs, with a yellow hairband topped with a light green candy-wrapper bow. She wears a white shirt with yellow bottom and red, blue, and yellow dots under a green jacket with yellow accents and frilled sleeves with a candy-wrapper skirt and green leggings. She also has green and yellow patterned legwarmers and black boots. For racing, she wears a green helmet with a golden candy-wrapper bow and a green visor.

Swizzle “The Swizz” Malarkey: The Spice of Sugar Rush

Lover of adrenaline, Swizzle "The Swizz" Malarkey thinks that life must be lived to the last breath. There is nothing he can't defy, no stunt he can't perform, or individual he can't beat. His racing is fast and elegant, just like his philosophy of life. His theme is mainly unicorn pops and other various lollipops, and his signature kart is the Tongue Twister. Swizzle Malarkey has orange-brown skin, brown eyes, and dark green wavy hair that falls onto his shoulders. Swizzle wears a beanie that resembles a Unicorn Pop, striped blue and green with accents of red. His blazer is a reflective bright blue with white accents, and his matching pants are striped with indigo. The bottoms are cuffed, and he wears green boots. Beneath his jacket he wears a yellow striped shirt. For racing he wears a helmet just like his hat, but with a green visor.

Snowanna Rainbeau: Her theme is based around snow cones and sorbet, and her signature kart is the Fro Cone. Cool Chick

"A Sugar Rush racer with some serious style, Snowanna Rainbeau is a vivacious young spirit with a personality as loud and colorful as her hairdo. With a boogying beat in her soul, she's as cool as ice! Watch out racers, she'll lay down a funky track with her chilling charm and you'll never see it coming!"Snowanna Rainbeau is a young girl with dark brown skin and purple eyes. She has a large rainbow afro that resembles a Snow Cone, with a Popsicle stick buried in the center. She wears a shiny purple jacket with frilled sleeves over an orange shirt decorated in white ivy flowers. She wears a sparkling pink skirt and her tights are also purple, with fuchsia floral filigrees. The tops of her boots are fluffy and a brighter shade of purple than the rest. When on the track, Snowanna is shown wearing thick racing goggles and a helmet that is the same color and style as her hair. Her hair and clothing are reminiscent of the 70's.

Team Introdction: Racing to Victory. Sweeten the Battle! Power Rangers, Sugar Rush!

The first to morph: Vanellope in episode 1

Episode 1: A Sweet Beginning(Origins Pt. I)

Turbo is resurrected by the Cy-Bugs and already has a revenge plan on taking back Sugar Rush. But Vanellope had the contrary on that after discovering the Mint Green Morpher.

The rest of the racers all morph in episode 2.

Episode 2: Jump Into the Action! The Rangers Are Here!(Origins Pt. II)

When the other Sugar Rush Racers find out Vanellope is the Mint Green Ranger and when she gets in trouble with a fight with Glitchforce, they step into action to help their glitchy friend, and to their surprise, they become Power Rangers.

The Rangers’ Sidekick(s): Sour Bill(Sour Bill is often left to handle the stickier situations—but this long-faced little ball isn't exactly happy about his depressing duties. Sour Bill is a small, green candy ball that resembles a sour ball. He has large, round, green eyes characterized by their heavy lids and dark, baggy circles; this gives him a perpetually tired and worn look. His mouth is small and often frowning. Sour Bill has small, jellybean-like hands and feet that are detached and float independently from his body.)

 Tappy the Robot(a robot that was repaired by Vanellope. Tappy is made from AI, and was part of the Alpha Robots. She is the last one of her kind due to Turbo corrupting the other Alpha Robots into his minions, including Glitchforce. Tappy was found by the racers in the Junkyard after Jubileena accidentally tripped on her. Tappy escaped from Turbo but was severely damaged after landing in the Junkyard.)

King Candy/Turbo’s sidekick/assistant: Glitchforce(he is a robot who was put under King Candy/Turbo’s control. Glitchforce was once one of the Alpha Robots until Turbo took control of them, making him one of his main assistants.)

The Monsters: Cyborgs

Supporting Characters:

Wreck-It Ralph( Vanellope’s best friend and from the game Fix-It Felix Jr)

Fix-It Felix Jr(A cheerful and benevolent repairman, husband of Sergeant Tamora Calhoun)

Sergeant Tamora Calhoun( Fix-It Felix Jr.’s spouse from the game Hero’s Duty. Felix sometimes calls her Tammy)

The recolors/palette-swap racers( Sticky Wipplesnit, Torvald Batterbutter, Citrusella Flugpucker, and Nougetsia Brumblestain. Who are actually the sisters of Minty Zaki, Jubileena Bing-Bing and Adorabeezle Winterpop.)

Minty Sakura(Minty Zaki’s cousin and Japanese version of her, though she looks more like Candlehead)

Japanese Version Introductions

Vanellope Von Schweetz: Hard Candy! Sugar Mint Green!

(ハードキャンディ！シュガーミントグリーン!)

Taffyta Muttonfudge:Serious Competition! Sugar Pink!

(真剣勝負！シュガーピンク!)

Candlehead: Happy Hot Head! Sugar Magenta!

(ハッピーホットヘッド！シュガーマゼンタ!)

Rancis Fluggerbutter:Love Thy Self! Sugar Brown!

(自分を愛せ！シュガーブラウン!)

Adorabeezle Winterpop: Sweet Skiing! Sugar Blue!

(スウィートスキー！シュガーブルー!)

Crumbelina DiCaramello: Likes It Luxe! Sugar Gold!

(気に入りました ラグジュアリー！シュガーゴールド!)

Gloyd Orangeboar: Prankster With A Sweet Tooth! Sugar Orange!

(甘党のいたずらっ子！シュガーオレンジ!)

Jubileena Bing-Bing: The Icing on the Cake! Sugar Red!

(ケーキの上のアイシング！シュガーレッド!)

Minty Zaki: Ice Cream With A Surprise! Sugar Green! 

(サプライズアイスクリーム！シュガーグリーン!)

Swizzle Malarkey: The Spice of Sugar Rush! Sugar Cyan! 

(シュガーラッシュのスパイス！シュガーシアン!)

Snowanna Rainbeau: Cool Chick! Sugar Violet!

(クールな女の子！シュガーバイオレット!)

Vanellope: Racing to Victory! Sweeten the Battle! Candy Squadron!

(勝利を目指してレース！戦いを甘くしよう！キャンディ戦隊!)

Sugar Rush Rangers: Sugaranger!

シュガーレンジャー!)

Voice Actors:

Sarah Silverman as Vanellope Von Schweetz

Mindy Kaling as Taffyta Muttonfudge 

Katie Lowes as Candlehead 

Jamie Elman as Rancis Fluggerbutter 

Tara Strong as Adorabeezle Winterpop

Cymbre Walk as Crumbelina DiCaramello 

Pierce Cravens as Gloyd Orangeboar 

Josie Trinidad as Jubileena Bing-Bing

Jessica DiCicco as Minty Zaki

Bryce Papen as Swizzle Malarkey 

Cree Summer as Snowanna Rainbeau

Christina Masterson as Sticky Wipplesnit 

Asleigh Ball as Torvald Batterbutter

Ciara Hanna as Citrusella Flugpucker

Andrea Libman as Nougetsia Brumblestain 

Jon C. Reilly as Wreck-It Ralph

Jack McBrayer as Fix-It Felix Jr.

Jane Lynch as Sergeant Tamora Calhoun

Alan Tudyk as King Candy/Turbo

Rich Moore as Sour Bill

Courtney Shaw as Tappy

Tim Curry as Glitchforce

Phil Johnston as Surge Protector

Ai Kakuma or Aoi Koga as Minty Sakura

The recolors and Minty Sakura appearances

Sticky Wipplesnit: She is one of the palette swap's (recolor) of Minty Zaki and only appears for a few scenes. Sticky has light skin, brown eyes, and teal hair topped with a turquoise bow that resembles a candy wrapper which has a brown stripe on it, like her skirt. Instead of brown stripes on her leggings, they are instead a darker hue of turquoise. Sticky wears a cream top, with a yellow stripe on it, under a turquoise jacket, with a turquoise candy-wrapper skirt and salmon and turquoise leggings. She wears black shoes. Sticky's kart is identical to Minty's, except it is teal instead of green.

Torvald Batterbutter: She is one of the palette swaps (recolor) of Minty Zaki and only appears for a few scenes. Torvald has dark skin, brown eyes, and light golden brown hair topped with a yellow orange candy-wrapper bow. She wears a yellow shirt under a light brown jacket, with a yellow orange candy wrapper skirt and orange, brown and yellow leggings. She wears black shoes. Torvald's kart is identical to Minty's, except it is yellow and gold rather than green.

Citrusella Flugpucker: She is a palette swap (recolor) of Jubileena Bing-Bing and only appears for a few scenes: paying Random Roster Race's fee and later at the beginning of the random roster race, next to Vanellope's empty spot. Citrusella Flugpucker is a young girl with rosy skin and indigo eyes. She has dark blue hair put into pigtails with a purple blueberry hat on her head. She wears a purple jacket with white stripes. She has a white shirt with purple cherries in the middle. She has a purple skirt with blueberries on the ends and pink-polka-dotted, blue-lined, purple legwarmers with her dark purple boots. Since she is Jubileena's pallete swap, she looks quite like Jubileena.Her name seems to come from citrus candy. Citrusella's kart is identical to Jubileena's, except it is blue rather than red, giving it the appearance of blueberry pie. Some fan names for her kart are the Blue-Buggy, Blueberriot and Blueberede.

Nougetsia Brumblestain: She is a palette swap (recolor) of Adorabeezle Winterpop and only appears in a few scenes. Nougetsia Brumblestain is a small girl with fair skin, light blue eyes, and brown hair with a shade of pink/magenta/auburn. She wears a fur-lined magenta jacket on top of a white top, pinkish-white leggings, and a magenta skirt with pink polka dots. She also wears a winter flap hat that matches her fur legwarmers and magenta boots that are decorated with pale pink, fluffy trim with the back having the colors light blue and magenta. Nougetsia wears mauve earrings and wears her hair in a long braid down her back. Nougetsia's kart is identical to Adorabeezle's except it is pink instead of red, white, and blue. Fan names include the Frozen Yo-kart.

Minty Sakura: Her theme seems to be Pocky. Minty Sakura is a young girl with pale skin, rosy cheeks, a pinkish nose, and bright green, almond-shaped eyes. She appears to wear a deep cerise lip gloss. She has short, malachite green hair with classic fringe bangs across her forehead and two longer, layered bangs on either side of her face. She accessorizes with two raspberries and a pink, Japanese Pocky stick and wears her hair up in a chocolate-drizzled bun. The scrunchie also appears to be made of hard chocolate. Minty Sakura wears a light raspberry kimono accented with pale fuchsia trimmings and a white obi sash. Her leggings are deep brown with pink polka-dots, and black boots with pink streaks on top. These parts of her design are identical to that of Candlehead.

for @rileydaisy

[cutest-silly-nb]

my take on the fnv factions if anyone tries to start an actual discussion using this post please go launch yourself off the side of the dam/lh/silly

the ncr: they're trying their best but they're also bureaucratic and also trying to be america again which didn't work out last time

the legion: this is a shoddy remake of rome led by a guy who is completely misunderstanding old world philosophy, speaks an okay amount of latin, and has a brain tumor. they also do slavery and that's not very based of them

mr. house: he's like caesar but he has a better grasp of old world philosophy on account of him being from the old world. now unlike the others he actually has some depth to his motivations (well caesar does too but again i think caesar was mostly misunderstanding old world philosophy and is also fucking insane. he talks big shit but he's fucking bonkers). unlike caesar, good old bobby homestead is of sound mind and-- okay scratch that. sound mind and frail body but his motive for preserving humanity appears to be so that he can have something to dictate. as a dictator.

yes man: if i was in charge of new vegas i'd be freaking awesome at it. here's what i'd do if i was in charge of new vegas in descending order of priority

1. wipe every fucking trace of the legion off the map

2. establish diplomatic relations with the ncr. also, rig the next election.

3. make myself immortal. i'm the best ruler. nothing will go wrong if i do this

4. adopt the name of mr. house because that's a baller motif

5. as the new mr. house, try my best to improve the lives of the people of the newly christened free economic zone of new vegas by using all those fucking resources i've acquired to make freeside not an absolute dump.

6. maybe don't give the policemen rocket salvos

7. design a flag for new vegas. probably something cool

8. make sure my missile defenses are up to par in case someone tries to nuke me

9. relax with a bottle of sunset sarsaparilla

10. alright enough relaxing. deploy forces to arizona (also, make an army. should have put that somewhere in there make a volunteer army that isn't robots. robots are bad for the image)

11. right. deploy human forces into arizona and inform them that the legion is gone. maybe expand into arizona.

12. check on the ncr. if the new president doesn't suck major balls, establish diplomatic relations. otherwise, arrange his death.

13. withdraw into the shadows. extend my cloud of influence over the rest of nevada. make the californian government uncomfortable.

14. disappear. ensure new vegas prospers. never talk to anyone ever again. rule from the shadows.

15. i forgot what point i was making. basically i'd be frickin awesome as the ruler of vegas

16. oh i forgot this one. send victor back to goodsprings. conveniently arrange for the death of any raiders who set their sights on it. my point is my main method of attack is convenient deaths. my secondary method is SECURITRON ATTACK 🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖

[thenewfuture]

Go Go Remnants Go!

*Rrrrrrruummmm!*

Nekomaru: Hii-raarrgghh! *Whoosh!*

Heeeee-rrraaagggh! *Nekomaru lifted some nearby big rocks on the breach, and started to throw them towards the chopper*

*Rrrrruummmm!*

*Squack! Squack! Sreech!* *Flop, flop, flip, flop* *Thump. Thump. Thump*

*As the helicopter was about to turn and aim at Nekomaru, suddenly several birds all came at once and started hitting the front of the chopper as best as they could. To add on to this, numerous fish from the came and jump as high as they could to hit the bottom of the helicopter as well*

Bwahahahaha! Yes it worked! My summoning circle has gained enough power to call upon the beasts of air and sea!

Go my avian artillery and my marine military! Crush all who oppose the mighty Tanaka Empire!

*Spiiiiin! *Rrrrrruuummmmm!*

*The helicopter spun around and shook all the creatures away from it, and was about to shoot Gundam now too when-*

Ibuki: HEEEYYYY! *CLANG CLANG CLANG!* OVER HERE!

HEEEYYY! Look at me, look at meeeee! *Ibuki is banging some pots and pans, getting the helicopter's attention*

Nah-nah-nah-nah!~ Come at get me loser face!

...........*rrrrruuummmmmm*

.....uh oh...

*Ratatatatatatatata!*

AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

*Ibuki started running away from the bullets as best she could, soon diving in the crater Hajime made a few days ago*

Phew...! Ibuki was about to be swish cheese, and I'm lactose intolerant.

*Pew! Pew!* *The helicopter tried shooting rockets at Ibuki instead, but...*

*Ptchoo!* *Wheeeeeeeewwwww.....* *BOOOM!*

*The missiles suddenly went upwards following a flare and exploded soon after*

Good thing I found this flare gun in the bags we packed.

Here's the plan. Get everyone inside and secure. I'm going to go with others and we'll find a way to take whoever is aiming at us down.

Copy that. You be careful, okay hun?

Got it. Now go! *Peko heads off towards the beach with the others*

[novankenn]

"Jaune Gets A Gun AU - Day 2" Titanfall 2 - Various (Pt1)

Inspired by @howlingday's RU-JA-GUN-CON

????/????: Customers! Welcome!

Jaune: Eh?

????: Ignore Droz... I'm Davis thank you for coming over.

Droz: and Welcome to the 6-4!

Davis: We're not the 6-4 anymore.

Droz: Once 6-4 always 6-4

Pyrrha: Are we interrupting something? We can always come ba...

Droz/Davis: NO! Please stay...

Davis: We have guns... because we're at a gun show, obviously... hehe.

Pyrrha/Ruby/Jaune: (Thinking) Okay... if we slowly walk away...

Tiny Tina: (Thinking) Oh, these guys seem like fun!

Jaune: Alright. I'm looking for a ranged option, I mostly use a Sword and Shield...

Ruby: It needs to be easily maintained...

Pyrrha: Simple to operate...

Tiny Tina: And blows things up!

Pyrrha/Ruby: What? No!

Droz: Well, we have these...

Tiny Tina: And these blow things up?

Droz: Some of the best Anti-Titan weapons we have... the Mag Launcher fires Magnetic Grenades. Great for landing hits on Spectres, Titans, or anything that magnets can be drawn to.

Jaune: Grimm aren't really magnetic...

Droz/Davis: Grimm?

Ruby: Yeah, Grimm. Enemy of human and faunus kind? Sound familiar?

Droz: (Whispering) Where are we again?

Davis: (Whispering) Rembrant... no, that's not it... Remnant.

Jaune: You know we can hear you.

Droz: Sorry, you travel as much as we do, and all the jump locations start kind of blurring together.

Jaune: What about the rocket launcher.

Davis: The Archer. Great fire and forget weapon.

Jaune: That would work for me...

Pyrrha: Jaune, you get one shot, and then have to reload... and let me guess it locks onto electronic signatures? Grimm, don't have those.

Davis: Well, we also have this.

Ruby/Tiny Tina: And this is?

Davis: Sidewinder Micro Missile Launcher.

Ruby/Tiny Tina: Ohhhhhh!

Pyrrha: How about we look at something more manageable, and less likely to hurt Jaune when he uses it.

Droz: (Rubbing the back of his neck) Well, we do have a line of antipersonnel weapons. They can definitely take down grimm. You can see them just over there.

Ruby: They look sort of old.

Davis: Time tested and true. Solid construction, worry free operation. Perfect for a newbie or an expert.

Droz: But DON'T take our word for it. Try them out and see the difference that these fine firearms can make for your kit!

Jaune: Okay, but where...?

Davis points to a pair of what appeared to be fully enclosed simulation pods.

Droz: Climb in. Chose your gear, and try them out. Full body feed back. So you will get a TRUE feel on which of these babies works best for you.

Jaune: Okay, I'm game.

Davis: Anyone else?

Pyrrha: I'll do it.

Droz: This way, please.

Ruby and Tiny Tina watched as Pyrrha and Jaune stepped into the sim pods and the doors closed. They watched carefully as the one called Droz opened up a tablet and input some keystrokes.

Davis: (Whispering) So?

Droz: (Whispering) He's a little rough, but he learns quick. He could be a Gen 3.

Davis: (Whispering) What about her?

Droz: (Whispering) Gen 5.

Davis: Shi...!

Ruby: Swear Jar!

Davis: Er... what?

Tiny Tina: What's this Gen stuff you, two, were talking about?

Droz: Gen stuff?

Davis: (Whispering) Do you think they...

Tiny Tina: Yes, we can hear you.

Droz: Cr...ud.

Tiny Tina: (Crossing her arms, her pistol in hand) So what is Gen?

Droz: (Rubs back of his neck) It stands for Generation. The more Generations a pilot goes through, the stronger and better they are. Right now, the young fella could be a Gen 3, the lady a Gen 5.

Ruby: Okay... that explains very little.

Davis: Your friends would make exceptional pilots... especially after we put them through ReGENeration.

Tiny Tina/Ruby: You what now?

Droz: Be for the best. They are perfect for the 6-4.

Ruby: NO! You can't recruit Jaune! He's already Enlisted with the Mobile Infantry!

Davis: Cool! We've never ReGENed a Trooper before!

Tiny Tina: No, no, no, no....

Droz: Let's do it!

Ruby and Tiny Tina make a lunge for Droz who just falls backwards to the floor letting the pair of young woman sail over him, as he tapped a button on his tablet.

(Okay... this one is getting split, because if I continue it is going to be super long, if it's already not too long. Stay tuned for the conclusion!)

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Cuts to Valhalla. Lopez is working on another motorcycle, humming to himself. Simmons is seen in the background charging in.

Simmons: Loooopeeeezzz!!

Lopez: ¡No! Acabo de arreglar éste. Éste es mío. ¡Aléjate![No! I just fixed this. This one is mine. Stay away!]

Simmons: He's here! He's here!

Lopez: ¿Quién?[Who?]

Simmons: The bad guy! The guy who wants to kill us!

Lopez: Tendrás que ser más específico que eso.[You're going to have to be more specific than that.]

A grenade shot by the Meta flies by and crashes into the Red Base.

Simmons: The Meta! He's here!

Lopez: ¿Qué? ¿Aquí? Pensé que estaba muerto.[What? Here? I thought he was dead.]

Simmons: Oh geez, look out!

Simmons and Lopez duck. A Bruteshot grenade flies overhead.

Simmons: Son of a bitch!

Lopez: ¡Madre de Dios!

Simmons: Lopez! We need some big guns.

Lopez: Okay. Eso podré hacerlo.[Okay. That I can do.]

Simmons: I'll grab the rocket launcher. (picks up rocket launcher while Lopez goes inside the base) Just grab whatever you can, Lopez! I'm trained to handle this weapon. (stands by the motorcycle Lopez was fixing) Lopez? Anybody?

The Meta is seen approaching the entrance which Lopez had entered in. He pauses upon seeing Simmons.

Simmons: All right, you bastard! Prepare to get “Simmonsized!”

Simmons fires a rocket, which hits the motorcycle. Simmons and the Meta watch as the vehicle flies over the Meta and lands to the side of the base, on fire. The Meta growls and turns his attention back to Simmons.

Simmons: Well, fuck me.

Missiles crash into the Meta from the base’s entrance. He flees from them.

Lopez: (walks outside the base with a missile pod)¿En serio dijiste "Simmonsized"? [Did you seriously just say “Simmonsized?”]

Simmons: Lopez!

Lopez: Cierre la cogida. Usted rompió mi motocicleta de nuevo.[Shut the fuck up. You broke my motorcycle again.]

[kivaember]

For the choose violence ask game:

#9, 10, and 12 for armored core

oh man i thought i posted this... i saved it to my drafts dfhdfdfh WELL ANYWAY A BIT LATE BUT yeah if you click on the read more you agree to reading opinions that may run counter to yours uwu

9. worst part of canon

ALLMIND's ending no doubt. While the boss fight was fun and the ending cinematic cool, there were so many plot holes, the ending made no fucking sense, and there was no reason given as to why 621 and Ayre were so gung ho about Coral Release when they both had no idea what it even was? Like it really felt like we were missing a bunch of missions to give context or info and they just didn't edit the script to reflect that.

Like, I genuinely really hate ALLMIND's ending LMAO i pretend it doesn't exist... ╯︿╰ i do not see

10. worst part of fanon

I also close my eyes to headcanons and the like I disagree with, so there isn't really a part of "fanon" that i hate :ua uhh... there probably is stuff I just can't think of any right now from the top of my head.

oh wait, i remember now. People portraying Pater with ~split personality disorder~ or a mental illness equivalent to that because of his DUAL NATURE AC name, his Arena profile and/or citing his behaviour when Hawkins dies. I went on a bit of a ramble before about Pater and my thoughts about him, but there is smth that rubs me wrong something fierce when people just slap on "THIS GUY IS MENTALLY ILL AND SOCIOPATHIC" and make that his whole personality. There's plenty more you can dig into, like how he's an example of what living in a hyper-competitive corporate world can do to you, where you're so focused on success and corporate-pilled that it fucks with your ability to properly process emotion or act appropriately.

But anyways.

12. the unpopular character that you actually like and why more people should like them

I don't see enough Rokumonsen stuff. I love Rokumonsen. I'd write him more if i knew how to write decent haikus but i don't. THIS GUY IS A CANON WEEB!!! HE PROBABLY NARUTO RUNS IN HIS AC CALLED SHINOBI!!! I'M SURPRISED HE WASN'T YELLING "MISSILE SHURIKIN NO JUTSU" WHEN SHOOTING HIS FUCKING ROCKETS AT YOU!!!! I love Rokumonsen. He's such a nerd that can kick my ass (why has the RLF not yet reclaimed Rubicon when that stagger god is amongst their ranks)