#Oh well no and the missile rockets

[maburito]

Metroid is a game where the main activity is getting lost lol

It sure is, because I am absolutely and utterly L O S T

But it's fun. But also help, I don't even have half of the power ups showed in the manual

[juuret]

Things that need to happen asap:

-Osterdahl needs to go. He fucked everything up in a way that you'd think it should be impossible at levels that high

-also everyone around him needs to go

-rules need to be changed so that kicking countries out if they're committing genocide it should be easy and even automatic. Can't believe I have to type this.

-also ethnic cleansing should be a no-no (yes Azerbaijan, I'm specifically looking at you)

-the rules need to be enforced strictly AND ALWAYS. If you're strict with a country but another can do whatever they want then clearly the rules don't matter

-massive televoting for a country should be considered suspicious.

-most countries (I think everyone but Italy?) has a limit of 20 televotes. THAT'S A LOT. Lower it.

[hypewinter]

There is an information blackout on Amity Park and the GIW are indeed involve. But not in the way most expect. They think ghosts are involved and the GIW have been trying to break the blackout in increasingly unhinged ways. Like a missile to the Ghost Zone unhinged

Ok so we're going for the ghosts and ectoplasm in the air create a natural blackout route? Naturally the GIW think they're helping. They think they're freeing the people of Amity Park (by any means necessary). At first they try simply eradicating the ghosts. But they quickly realized that the random stragglers they've been capturing aren't the true source of the problem. So they track a ghost back to the source and find something far stranger than their wildest imaginations: A portal to a space LEAKING ghosts and ectoplasm. So that's why our methods weren't working! Nothing to do with our incompetent. Nope nothing to do with that at all.

One eviction of a family of four and a quick relocation of their gear later and the GIW is ready to free this poor impoverished town. The GIW set up bombs around the inside of the portal and set them off in triumph..... Except the portal doesn't close. Hmmmm that was weird, they must've all been duds. Welp! No matter we'll try again. But the explosives don't go off this time either. As it turns out, the zone seeped out all the energy of the bombs before they had a chance to explode. Honestly that seems a little unfair but fine, they'll just unleash something on the portal that'll destroy it before it can suck up all its energy. A grenade should do. No big deal.

Or perhaps a big deal indeed? Because the grenade also ends up losing power before it takes out the Ghost Zone. No no no! The GIW is getting desperate. Nothing is working. Not the rocket launchers, not the tank rounds, not even the missiles. Meanwhile their superiors are constantly breathing down their necks and the people of Amity Park are getting more and more uncooperative by the day.

Why!? Don't they see we're just trying to help!? Why do they insist on us leaving!? Why are they starting to protect the ghosts!? Oh, we get it now. This whole town has been corrupted. You don't live this close to a portal to another realm without getting contaminated. That's why they're siding with these things. Because they're becoming more like them everyday. The people of Amity Park are all too far gone. They cannot be saved anymore. But this Ghost Zone must still be destroyed. To prevent it from affecting any more people.

Say.... if these people have already become inhuman and we need a blast big enough to destroy this place once and for all, can't we just.... you know.... nuke it? Hey yeah. That's a good idea, let's do it.

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While the GIW have been devising up ways to destroy the zone, Danny has been working hard himself. For starters, he capitalized on his parents newfound hatred for the GIW to reveal himself. Which went well all things considered. Then he and the others set to work showing the townspeople how much more destructive the GIW were than the ghosts (which honestly wasn't very hard). Day by day, they continued to show everyone that the ghosts weren't so bad and were actually even quite similar to themselves. Day by day they won everyone over to their side. While they did so, they spied on the GIW, continuously using the intel they gained to sway more people. It was during one such spy mission that Danny uncovered what the GIW had planned. The horror they wanted to unleash. Yet he can't stop it alone. No, there's not enough people and not enough time. There's only one option he has left.

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It was supposed to be a standard meeting for the Justice League. For once all things were quiet (that should have been their first red flag honestly). All they had to do was get through one last debrief from Batman and they were all home free. That is until a boy phases through the table, begging for their help to save his species from ah annihilation.

[little-orange-bastard]

CHAPTER 3: The Fall

@pepperonyscience @authortobenamedlater @thefinaljediknight @p0tat0-g0ddess

@ionlymadethissoicouldleaveanask & @helix-enterprises117

The weary survivors, having gathered what meager supplies they can muster, gather about the Black Box. Instead of the avatar shimmering into existence, this image pops up with his voice narrating the projected images.

“It began in 1995 when SETI discovered an unknown object in the orbit of Neptune. This unknown object passed through the outer solar system, passing by and scanning the various outer planets before continuing on its orbital period out of the solar system with a calculated return in approximately 80 years.”

“This information was at the time classified as above Top Secret, but the occasional leaks still got out. You may remember the Heavens Gate suicide cult who thought that there was a UFO hiding in the tail of comet Hale-Bopp in the same year that they thought was there to rapture them to heaven? They weren’t entirely wrong about the presence of alien life. They were wrong about their intentions, and how a rapture works.”

The image shifts to this new one.

“After only 50 years, the alien starship returned in 2045. This time, it visited the inner planets and headed directly for earth. All communication and contact efforts failed as it approached our planet. The militaries across the globe manned their battle stations and prepared for the worst.”

The image changed again.

“As the visitor rocketed past earth, it released approximately one dozen smaller modules that impacted around the globe. In addition, it launched a flak storm into polar and counter-rotation orbits at varying altitudes. This flak and the shredded remains of space debris obliterated most communication and GPS-navigational satellites, crippling our response options. Watch the movie ‘Gravity’ if you want to get the idea of what ‘Kessler Syndrome’ is.”

The image shifts again showing a burned out hellscape.

“As the modules impacted earth, they simultaneously released a variety of biological weapons that eliminated almost the entirety of human life on the surface while discharging hunter-killer robots that laid waste to everything in their path. The remaining militaries of earth fought valiantly to fend off this new enemy, but conventional weaponry was ineffective against the alien tech.”

“We averted total annihilation by launching an overwhelming nuclear strike on the bases. While many missiles were shot down or shredded by the orbital debris cloud during the apogee phase of flight, ultimately the invasion was neutralized but the earth was ravaged. Overall, approximately 3000 megatons of whoop-ass were released.”

“There are a few pockets of survivors around, but by and large the surface is clear of human life. The alien bio weapon was terrifyingly effective but was only virulent for a short period of time before it burned itself out and died due to a lack of hosts…it also allegedly smelled like pumpkin spice by the victims before they perished.”

The avatar gives a sheepish look and crosses his arms before continuing.

“So, uh, I know this is a lot to take in but there’s more. The virus didn’t exactly kill every human it contacted. As turns out…well, the virus killed everyone but it also turned only redheads into zombies.”

“So…yeah. There it is. We got a post nuclear world full of redhead and ginger zombies and radiation mutated monsters while the rest of humanity was more or less eradicated by a pumpkin spice flavored super virus just in time for Halloween. Oh, and the zombies follow pretty much standard zombie rules, bonks to the head only takes them out.”

“Soooooo…questions so far or should we also discuss alleged safe refuge at ‘Candy Mountain’?”

[jiminiecrickets]

How about a drabble (seven days a week) where jk thinks oc is cheating on him but it is a misunderstanding?

sfw.

jungkook is going fucking insane.

who's he? who's she? why are you looking at your phone during movie time? whose blond fucking hair is on your jacket?

after bottling it up for almost three weeks, he thinks he can handle it. you'll tell him why you're so distracted, why you're rescheduling date night so often. he'd paced a hole into his bedroom floor and unnerved jimin so badly he had to leave and find comfort in hoseok, who popped his head in later to ask him softly if he needed a drink of water or someone to talk to.

no, he'd said, all scoffs and waving hands. that's ridiculous, why would he need someone to talk to? there was nothing to talk about!

then he goes over to yours – without letting you know – and finds more pale blond hairs on the black suit jacket thrown carelessly on the edge of the couch. he hears you scuffling about in the bedroom.

"no, baby. that's my boyfriend's. don't touch that."

you chuckle softly, and jungkook inches closer. his heart pounds. "come back to the bed. right here." you pat your thighs.

he squeezes his eyes shut and exhales shakily. abruptly, he rounds the corner. "what the fuck, hyung!"

"shit!" you startle, head whipping in jungkook's direction. on your lap, a small round furball yaps and one paw slips off your lap, nearly sending it tumbling down. you catch it in your arms and pull it to your chest.

a dog. a fluffy, cream-coloured puppy.

"a-ah – hey, baby! you didn't message me, did you? crap, did i miss it?" you pat your pockets. your phone's in the kitchen. "i can explain... wait, kook – baby, why're you crying? what's wrong?"

you wrap him in your arms and he melts into your tight embrace, hot tears gathering along his lashes and streaming down his cheeks. he squeezes you, palms flat against your back, and lets out a tiny sob.

"it's okay, baby. it's okay. whatever it is, we can get through it, alright? you're okay. you can tell me."

"n-no," he hiccups, balling your shirt in his fists. "it's stupid."

"are you hearing yourself? your feelings are never stupid. c'mon – spit it out, yeah?"

he covers his face and lets out a particularly embarrassed wail, half-sobbed with a flood of relief. "i thought you were cheating on me!"

"you thought i was – wait – darling, why?" you realise something. "oh, shit, it was because of date night, right? i'm so sorry. i had to go to the shelter to adopt her because they were running out of space and she would've been sent somewhere else or put down if they couldn't find a home."

"i-it's a girl?" he sniffles, rubbing his eyes.

you smile softly and hold him tight, stroking his hair. "yeah. her name's missy, but if you want, we can train her to another name."

he shakes his head into your shoulder, burying his fingers in your skin. "missy... is it short for anything? is she a little lady?"

"whatever you want. i haven't registered her with the council yet because she's not quite three months."

"missile launcher."

you pause.

you blink.

"jungkook?"

"hm?" he gazes up at you, and you wipe the remnants of his tears with the pad of your thumb.

"you want to name our dog... missile launcher?"

"well, i was also thinking jav, since it's got harder sounds and might be easier for her to recognise, but i like missy. it's cuter."

"jav... as in javelin?" you say, deadpan. "the javelin rocket launcher?"

"mhm!"

"i think we should stick with just missile launcher."

"okay," he says happily, and bobs down to the little puppy's height. she'd been hanging around your ankles for some time, staring up at him with a wagging tail and round dark eyes. he offers a hand for her to sniff and giggles when she nudges her forehead under his palm, demanding pets.

you take a seat on the floor of your bedroom as jungkook interacts with the tiny floppy-eared sweetheart, watching with warmth in your chest. jungkook beams as she clambers into his lap and over his knees, using him like a playground.

"while this turn of events makes me very, very pleased, i'm still a little upset you didn't tell me earlier," he says, scratching the puppy behind the ears. "promise me you'll tell me if you adopt any more dogs?"

"i promise."

"pinky promise?" he leans over and lifts his pinky. you smile and lean in, hooking your pinky around his and shaking solemnly on it.

"pinky promise."

[micecakes]

and mr missile launcher guy came out good too, did try and do blue eyes on this guy which looked weird so I had to redo those which was tricky, wish I didn’t glue on the rocket launcher thingy first but oh well, looks good overall I think

[girlactionfigure]

🇮🇱AFTER Shabbat - Saturday night - events from Israel  

ISRAEL REALTIME - Connecting to Israel in Realtime

⚠️Kiryat Shmona and the Upper Galilee: residents are asked to be near protected areas, including in non-evacuated towns. (19:32)

❗️ISIS SUPPORTER - PAKISTANI CANADIAN - PLANNED MASS ATTACK ON CHABAD 770.. arrested when he tried to cross the border into the United States - where he planned to carry out a shooting attack on Chabad HQ and synagogue 770 in Crown Heights, Brooklyn, NY.  He was arrested after he shared with undercover agents his intentions: "to take advantage of Israeli gatherings on Oct. 7 memorials for the Hamas massacre, and to carry out the largest attack against Jews outside of Israel ever - and the largest in the US since Sept. 11”.

Planned mass shooting with automatic weapons in New York because "there is the largest population of Jews in America."

Arrested.

▪️ON THE AMERICAN-TURKISH ACTIVIST SHOT NEAR SHECHEM.. The White House: We contacted Israel demanding information and asked for an investigation into the shooting of the American citizen near Shechem.  

.. IDF spokesperson: During the security forces' activity near Beta today (Friday), the force responded by firing at a central instigator who threw stones at the forces, and posed a threat to our forces.

.. The Turkish-American anarchist who was killed today by IDF gunfire in Kfar Beta in Samaria is an activist of ISM - the "International Solidarity Organization" - a pro-Hamas and Hezbollah "resistance" organization that has been working against Israel for years through provocations, boycotts, defamations and confrontations.  Its operatives even helped transport a terrorist to an attack in Tel Aviv in the past. The founder of the organization, Paul Larudi, even praised the massacre committed by Hamas in Israel.

▪️US AGREES TO WITHDRAW FROM IRAQ.. in Sept. 2025.

▪️ISRAEL MAINSTREAM MEDIA CREATES POLLS.. to prove Israelis support a deal - - by phrasing questions in such a way as to remove negatives.  For example: “do you support a complete withdrawal from Gaza in a deal to free the hostages?”, 52% say yes.  I say yes!  (( Oh did you forget to mention being bombarded with rockets again within a year and increased terror attacks and Israeli deaths?  Yes, yes you did. ))  (i24)

.. “Majority does not accept the PM’s position and thinks a deal is more important than remaining in control of the border - 60%”. (Mako).  (( Does the poll mention releasing 5,000 mass murderers, many who will murder again?  No, no it does not. ))

▪️US SAYS IRAN TRANSFERRED HUNDREDS OF SHORT RANGE MISSILES TO RUSSIA.. Iran says “no we didn’t.” (WSJ)

▪️TERROR ATTEMPT - RAMMING ATTACK - ELI.. gas station.  They rammed a police car!  Terrorist captured, no casualties.

▪️TURKISH PRESIDENT ERDOGAN CALLS.. on the Muslim world to unite against Israel: it will want to conquer Turkey as well.

🔸DEAL NEWS.. New York Times: Hamas added additional demands regarding the release of Palestinian prisoners as part of the first phase of the deal. (( The more Israeli’s protest demanding a deal, the more Hamas demands. ))

.. The head of the CIA: "We hope that a hostage deal will be signed in the coming days - it's a matter of political will"

.. Assessment in Israel: There is no chance of a deal.

⭕ 16 rounds of ROCKETS and mostly SUICIDE DRONE attacks over Shabbat at northern Israeli towns and cities, including Rosh HaNikra and Safed.

.. 2 drones hit Ayelet HaShachar.  No casualties.

♦️The IDF eliminated senior Hezbollah leaders in Lebanon and Deir al-Balah.

[daitheflu-mx]

Douglas Murray: Israel was right to ignore the West

If you follow most of the British media, you may well think that the past year involves the following events: Israel attacked Hamas, Israel invaded Lebanon, Israel bombed Yemen. Oh and someone left a bomb in a room in Tehran that killed the peaceful Palestinian leader Ismail Haniyeh.

Of course all this is an absolute inversion of the truth. Hamas invaded Israel, so Israel attacked Hamas. Hezbollah has spent the past year sending thousands of rockets into Israel, so Israel has responded by destroying Hezbollah. The Houthis in Yemen – now so beloved of demonstrators in the UK – sent missiles and drones hundreds of miles to attack Israel, so Israel bombed the Houthis’ arms stores in Yemen. And Hamas leader Haniyeh, who was born under Egyptian rule and died in Tehran, never brought the Palestinian people anything but misery.

— Douglas Murray

Israel’s enemies have spent the past year trying to destroy it, as they have so many times before. But it is they who have gone to the dust, with the regime in Tehran the only thing that is, for the time being, still standing. Absent that terror regime, and not just Israel but the whole of the Middle East has a bright future. Sometimes you need war to make peace. Sometimes there is a price to pay for trying to finish the work of Adolf Hitler. Who knew?

full article

[did-sm1-say-catfish]

s1 ep18

this is the flour baby episode!! i loved it lol. here are my thoughtssss

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I FOrGOT HOW terrrriiible valerie is at fighting. its like she has the ikea parts, but no instructione

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BRO CAN DONUT HIMSELF ahjkdjshjka

(i stopped writing after this to take a well deserved nap. I am back now.)

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family photo!!! family bonding!! dad danny. he looks like if a twink was handed a baby but hated kids. 

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babysitting tucker aWwww

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also who is the mommy??

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PLEASE DANNY IM BEGGING YOU PLEASE DODGE ITS NOT THAt HARD TO NOT STARE BLANKLY AT THE MISSILE HEADED FOR YOUR FACE FOR A SOLID SECOND

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OHHhh valerie is the mommy. 

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tucker: oh my sweet little angel my dearest little darling my babbyyyyy

sam: mf its flour. 

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weird robot thing… tahts gonna be important later. how do i know? my spidey senses are tingling, thats how. 

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Danny casually revealing that he knows top secret info abt valerie 

Valerie: how tf do you know that

danny: it doesnt matter you lazy slacker. TAKE CARE OF OUR CHILD

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omg wait hold on whats his name. uhmmmm green mohawk dude!!! yeah!! him not knowing human traditions is so funny. I need a fanfic of this. imagine he possesses dannys/a students body and goes through school with no clye about human traduitions like 

“what is this machine that spews water? why are kids kissing it?”

“what is this ‘mood chart’? and how am i supposed to gauge my own?”

“What is the mitochondria?? and why do people keep saying that i should know hwat it is? this bee-oh class is ridiculous. what in the unholy heck is a chloroplast?”

ohhh his name is skulker. nice. 

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danny: this is not what it looks like, it all a trick by a ghost named- HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE GUNS IM TOAST

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wait so, the setting colors go inverted when danny is ghost, right? and he is him but inverted when ghost (lab suit, too), does this mean he sees inverted when ghost? also i havent seen the origin ep yet. which one is it? there was only one episode i wasnt able to watch on this shady ass website im using. 

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valerie: my ecto-grenade-launcher!! lets go!! its so cool that i happened to find it lying on the floor, how convenient. 

danny: no!!! it might be-

*rockets come launching at them* 

danny: aww shit, here we go again. 

(that really is his memephrase. like a catchphrase, but a meme)

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not tucker becoming a capitalist. they teach em young, dont they?

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the fact that sam just has a wig thats a replica of her own hair laying around-

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“Greetings, panicking youngsters” he sounds like he’s tryna be hip n cool

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tucker and sam kissed? twas fine, twas just parent roleplay. not important, but felt worthy of a note. not noteworthy. very clear difference. ALSO-

Tucker, leaving sam with their child: gotta run, bye bye!!!

sam: dont forget milk!!

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skulker, holding the flour baby like a maniac: why does this thing matter?

valerie: its not about it in itself, its about how you treat it!!

Danny: yeah, and youre a terrible mother. 

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if the key remotely disconnects the handcuffs,what doe sit need the blade for? its impractical, and not including it in the design would make it harder for danny to figure out which remote is the one that could unlock the handcuffs! only possible conclusion is that skulker keeps forgetting which remote is which, so he needs to make them extremely distinct from one another. 

UNLESS THERES A GHOST PRODUCTS MANUFACTURER 

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THE ROBOT THING IS HERS(valerie)?? BAHSBh MY SPIDEY SENSES WERE RIGHT!!!

[cutest-silly-nb]

my take on the fnv factions if anyone tries to start an actual discussion using this post please go launch yourself off the side of the dam/lh/silly

the ncr: they're trying their best but they're also bureaucratic and also trying to be america again which didn't work out last time

the legion: this is a shoddy remake of rome led by a guy who is completely misunderstanding old world philosophy, speaks an okay amount of latin, and has a brain tumor. they also do slavery and that's not very based of them

mr. house: he's like caesar but he has a better grasp of old world philosophy on account of him being from the old world. now unlike the others he actually has some depth to his motivations (well caesar does too but again i think caesar was mostly misunderstanding old world philosophy and is also fucking insane. he talks big shit but he's fucking bonkers). unlike caesar, good old bobby homestead is of sound mind and-- okay scratch that. sound mind and frail body but his motive for preserving humanity appears to be so that he can have something to dictate. as a dictator.

yes man: if i was in charge of new vegas i'd be freaking awesome at it. here's what i'd do if i was in charge of new vegas in descending order of priority

1. wipe every fucking trace of the legion off the map

2. establish diplomatic relations with the ncr. also, rig the next election.

3. make myself immortal. i'm the best ruler. nothing will go wrong if i do this

4. adopt the name of mr. house because that's a baller motif

5. as the new mr. house, try my best to improve the lives of the people of the newly christened free economic zone of new vegas by using all those fucking resources i've acquired to make freeside not an absolute dump.

6. maybe don't give the policemen rocket salvos

7. design a flag for new vegas. probably something cool

8. make sure my missile defenses are up to par in case someone tries to nuke me

9. relax with a bottle of sunset sarsaparilla

10. alright enough relaxing. deploy forces to arizona (also, make an army. should have put that somewhere in there make a volunteer army that isn't robots. robots are bad for the image)

11. right. deploy human forces into arizona and inform them that the legion is gone. maybe expand into arizona.

12. check on the ncr. if the new president doesn't suck major balls, establish diplomatic relations. otherwise, arrange his death.

13. withdraw into the shadows. extend my cloud of influence over the rest of nevada. make the californian government uncomfortable.

14. disappear. ensure new vegas prospers. never talk to anyone ever again. rule from the shadows.

15. i forgot what point i was making. basically i'd be frickin awesome as the ruler of vegas

16. oh i forgot this one. send victor back to goodsprings. conveniently arrange for the death of any raiders who set their sights on it. my point is my main method of attack is convenient deaths. my secondary method is SECURITRON ATTACK 🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖

[thenewfuture]

Go Go Remnants Go!

*Rrrrrrruummmm!*

Nekomaru: Hii-raarrgghh! *Whoosh!*

Heeeee-rrraaagggh! *Nekomaru lifted some nearby big rocks on the breach, and started to throw them towards the chopper*

*Rrrrruummmm!*

*Squack! Squack! Sreech!* *Flop, flop, flip, flop* *Thump. Thump. Thump*

*As the helicopter was about to turn and aim at Nekomaru, suddenly several birds all came at once and started hitting the front of the chopper as best as they could. To add on to this, numerous fish from the came and jump as high as they could to hit the bottom of the helicopter as well*

Bwahahahaha! Yes it worked! My summoning circle has gained enough power to call upon the beasts of air and sea!

Go my avian artillery and my marine military! Crush all who oppose the mighty Tanaka Empire!

*Spiiiiin! *Rrrrrruuummmmm!*

*The helicopter spun around and shook all the creatures away from it, and was about to shoot Gundam now too when-*

Ibuki: HEEEYYYY! *CLANG CLANG CLANG!* OVER HERE!

HEEEYYY! Look at me, look at meeeee! *Ibuki is banging some pots and pans, getting the helicopter's attention*

Nah-nah-nah-nah!~ Come at get me loser face!

...........*rrrrruuummmmmm*

.....uh oh...

*Ratatatatatatatata!*

AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

*Ibuki started running away from the bullets as best she could, soon diving in the crater Hajime made a few days ago*

Phew...! Ibuki was about to be swish cheese, and I'm lactose intolerant.

*Pew! Pew!* *The helicopter tried shooting rockets at Ibuki instead, but...*

*Ptchoo!* *Wheeeeeeeewwwww.....* *BOOOM!*

*The missiles suddenly went upwards following a flare and exploded soon after*

Good thing I found this flare gun in the bags we packed.

Here's the plan. Get everyone inside and secure. I'm going to go with others and we'll find a way to take whoever is aiming at us down.

Copy that. You be careful, okay hun?

Got it. Now go! *Peko heads off towards the beach with the others*

[correctrvbquotes]

Cuts to Valhalla. Lopez is working on another motorcycle, humming to himself. Simmons is seen in the background charging in.

Simmons: Loooopeeeezzz!!

Lopez: ¡No! Acabo de arreglar éste. Éste es mío. ¡Aléjate![No! I just fixed this. This one is mine. Stay away!]

Simmons: He's here! He's here!

Lopez: ¿Quién?[Who?]

Simmons: The bad guy! The guy who wants to kill us!

Lopez: Tendrás que ser más específico que eso.[You're going to have to be more specific than that.]

A grenade shot by the Meta flies by and crashes into the Red Base.

Simmons: The Meta! He's here!

Lopez: ¿Qué? ¿Aquí? Pensé que estaba muerto.[What? Here? I thought he was dead.]

Simmons: Oh geez, look out!

Simmons and Lopez duck. A Bruteshot grenade flies overhead.

Simmons: Son of a bitch!

Lopez: ¡Madre de Dios!

Simmons: Lopez! We need some big guns.

Lopez: Okay. Eso podré hacerlo.[Okay. That I can do.]

Simmons: I'll grab the rocket launcher. (picks up rocket launcher while Lopez goes inside the base) Just grab whatever you can, Lopez! I'm trained to handle this weapon. (stands by the motorcycle Lopez was fixing) Lopez? Anybody?

The Meta is seen approaching the entrance which Lopez had entered in. He pauses upon seeing Simmons.

Simmons: All right, you bastard! Prepare to get “Simmonsized!”

Simmons fires a rocket, which hits the motorcycle. Simmons and the Meta watch as the vehicle flies over the Meta and lands to the side of the base, on fire. The Meta growls and turns his attention back to Simmons.

Simmons: Well, fuck me.

Missiles crash into the Meta from the base’s entrance. He flees from them.

Lopez: (walks outside the base with a missile pod)¿En serio dijiste "Simmonsized"? [Did you seriously just say “Simmonsized?”]

Simmons: Lopez!

Lopez: Cierre la cogida. Usted rompió mi motocicleta de nuevo.[Shut the fuck up. You broke my motorcycle again.]

[novankenn]

"Jaune Gets A Gun AU - Day 2" Titanfall 2 - Various (Pt1)

Inspired by @howlingday's RU-JA-GUN-CON

????/????: Customers! Welcome!

Jaune: Eh?

????: Ignore Droz... I'm Davis thank you for coming over.

Droz: and Welcome to the 6-4!

Davis: We're not the 6-4 anymore.

Droz: Once 6-4 always 6-4

Pyrrha: Are we interrupting something? We can always come ba...

Droz/Davis: NO! Please stay...

Davis: We have guns... because we're at a gun show, obviously... hehe.

Pyrrha/Ruby/Jaune: (Thinking) Okay... if we slowly walk away...

Tiny Tina: (Thinking) Oh, these guys seem like fun!

Jaune: Alright. I'm looking for a ranged option, I mostly use a Sword and Shield...

Ruby: It needs to be easily maintained...

Pyrrha: Simple to operate...

Tiny Tina: And blows things up!

Pyrrha/Ruby: What? No!

Droz: Well, we have these...

Tiny Tina: And these blow things up?

Droz: Some of the best Anti-Titan weapons we have... the Mag Launcher fires Magnetic Grenades. Great for landing hits on Spectres, Titans, or anything that magnets can be drawn to.

Jaune: Grimm aren't really magnetic...

Droz/Davis: Grimm?

Ruby: Yeah, Grimm. Enemy of human and faunus kind? Sound familiar?

Droz: (Whispering) Where are we again?

Davis: (Whispering) Rembrant... no, that's not it... Remnant.

Jaune: You know we can hear you.

Droz: Sorry, you travel as much as we do, and all the jump locations start kind of blurring together.

Jaune: What about the rocket launcher.

Davis: The Archer. Great fire and forget weapon.

Jaune: That would work for me...

Pyrrha: Jaune, you get one shot, and then have to reload... and let me guess it locks onto electronic signatures? Grimm, don't have those.

Davis: Well, we also have this.

Ruby/Tiny Tina: And this is?

Davis: Sidewinder Micro Missile Launcher.

Ruby/Tiny Tina: Ohhhhhh!

Pyrrha: How about we look at something more manageable, and less likely to hurt Jaune when he uses it.

Droz: (Rubbing the back of his neck) Well, we do have a line of antipersonnel weapons. They can definitely take down grimm. You can see them just over there.

Ruby: They look sort of old.

Davis: Time tested and true. Solid construction, worry free operation. Perfect for a newbie or an expert.

Droz: But DON'T take our word for it. Try them out and see the difference that these fine firearms can make for your kit!

Jaune: Okay, but where...?

Davis points to a pair of what appeared to be fully enclosed simulation pods.

Droz: Climb in. Chose your gear, and try them out. Full body feed back. So you will get a TRUE feel on which of these babies works best for you.

Jaune: Okay, I'm game.

Davis: Anyone else?

Pyrrha: I'll do it.

Droz: This way, please.

Ruby and Tiny Tina watched as Pyrrha and Jaune stepped into the sim pods and the doors closed. They watched carefully as the one called Droz opened up a tablet and input some keystrokes.

Davis: (Whispering) So?

Droz: (Whispering) He's a little rough, but he learns quick. He could be a Gen 3.

Davis: (Whispering) What about her?

Droz: (Whispering) Gen 5.

Davis: Shi...!

Ruby: Swear Jar!

Davis: Er... what?

Tiny Tina: What's this Gen stuff you, two, were talking about?

Droz: Gen stuff?

Davis: (Whispering) Do you think they...

Tiny Tina: Yes, we can hear you.

Droz: Cr...ud.

Tiny Tina: (Crossing her arms, her pistol in hand) So what is Gen?

Droz: (Rubs back of his neck) It stands for Generation. The more Generations a pilot goes through, the stronger and better they are. Right now, the young fella could be a Gen 3, the lady a Gen 5.

Ruby: Okay... that explains very little.

Davis: Your friends would make exceptional pilots... especially after we put them through ReGENeration.

Tiny Tina/Ruby: You what now?

Droz: Be for the best. They are perfect for the 6-4.

Ruby: NO! You can't recruit Jaune! He's already Enlisted with the Mobile Infantry!

Davis: Cool! We've never ReGENed a Trooper before!

Tiny Tina: No, no, no, no....

Droz: Let's do it!

Ruby and Tiny Tina make a lunge for Droz who just falls backwards to the floor letting the pair of young woman sail over him, as he tapped a button on his tablet.

(Okay... this one is getting split, because if I continue it is going to be super long, if it's already not too long. Stay tuned for the conclusion!)

[kivaember]

For the choose violence ask game:

#9, 10, and 12 for armored core

oh man i thought i posted this... i saved it to my drafts dfhdfdfh WELL ANYWAY A BIT LATE BUT yeah if you click on the read more you agree to reading opinions that may run counter to yours uwu

9. worst part of canon

ALLMIND's ending no doubt. While the boss fight was fun and the ending cinematic cool, there were so many plot holes, the ending made no fucking sense, and there was no reason given as to why 621 and Ayre were so gung ho about Coral Release when they both had no idea what it even was? Like it really felt like we were missing a bunch of missions to give context or info and they just didn't edit the script to reflect that.

Like, I genuinely really hate ALLMIND's ending LMAO i pretend it doesn't exist... ╯︿╰ i do not see

10. worst part of fanon

I also close my eyes to headcanons and the like I disagree with, so there isn't really a part of "fanon" that i hate :ua uhh... there probably is stuff I just can't think of any right now from the top of my head.

oh wait, i remember now. People portraying Pater with ~split personality disorder~ or a mental illness equivalent to that because of his DUAL NATURE AC name, his Arena profile and/or citing his behaviour when Hawkins dies. I went on a bit of a ramble before about Pater and my thoughts about him, but there is smth that rubs me wrong something fierce when people just slap on "THIS GUY IS MENTALLY ILL AND SOCIOPATHIC" and make that his whole personality. There's plenty more you can dig into, like how he's an example of what living in a hyper-competitive corporate world can do to you, where you're so focused on success and corporate-pilled that it fucks with your ability to properly process emotion or act appropriately.

But anyways.

12. the unpopular character that you actually like and why more people should like them

I don't see enough Rokumonsen stuff. I love Rokumonsen. I'd write him more if i knew how to write decent haikus but i don't. THIS GUY IS A CANON WEEB!!! HE PROBABLY NARUTO RUNS IN HIS AC CALLED SHINOBI!!! I'M SURPRISED HE WASN'T YELLING "MISSILE SHURIKIN NO JUTSU" WHEN SHOOTING HIS FUCKING ROCKETS AT YOU!!!! I love Rokumonsen. He's such a nerd that can kick my ass (why has the RLF not yet reclaimed Rubicon when that stagger god is amongst their ranks)

[possiblyunhinged]

The videos coming out of Rafah are horrific.

To live in a world of 'leaders' who have nothing to say and blindly justify the actions of the IDF is so infuriating I can't even put it into words.

Knowing that the likelihood is there will be no consequences for the Israeli government because 'they fired rockets at us'...

So, I guess just bomb the UN camps then without any moral questioning.

That makes sense.

If this was happening to a country in the West there would be sanctions. There would be SOMETHING done. Instead, we saw a British aircraft hovering about the scenes and American missiles being used.

The thing that I find so short-sighted about the people in power is that people will not forget. People will not forget what is being done to Palestinians right now. And they shouldn't.

What's the plan for when government leaders realize they can't turn a blind eye to genocide any longer and then EVERYONE will quickly remind them they were fine to do nothing when thousands of Palestinian children had already been murdered.

Do you think people are just going to shrug their shoulders and say 'oh well'?

Unlikely, hey.

See section: Public backlash on the Iraq war. Only now the British public have even greater access to what is going on.

If Israel were not so emboldened by the blind support of America and the UK, then perhaps things would be very different.

Perhaps the justifications for a genocide won't always be 'well, we got one or two Hamas chiefs'...

Right...

So the IDF is either grossly incompetent as a military body or are the embodiment of pure evil.

And the retort of 'just return the hostages'... what about the ones the IDF killed with their hapless, amoral, and erratic military efforts? FYI you don't eradicate terrorism by bombing UN camps.

So perhaps, pressuring the Israeli government to act with a moral compass might be more fruitful than commenting on Tumblr posts.

I would argue how the Israeli, British, and American governments are acting right now is a good tactic to ensure a rise in 'terrorism', frankly.

[teenagemutantninjaturtleshowdown]

Donnie better win this. HE’S CANONICALLY AUTISTIC. And not even as a “oh, I suppose if we stretch it a bit he could fall under the spectrum” No! It is strikingly obvious! Boy stims, infodumps, clearly has a special interest in science and technology, doesn’t deal well with physical contact. And also he has low empathy! He struggles with emotions and dealing with others’ emotions and reacting appropriately!

ALSO, he’s insane. He puts rockets in literally everything he makes. He takes any excuse to test out deadly weaponry. He has two robot sons (one of which is a sentient bed (also equipped with many, many missiles)).

(He is also the funniest turtle. This is not up for debate. It is stated many times in the series.) He’s also the fourth wall breaker.

(I have a migraine and I am going to bed but I NEED my boy to win it is so important)

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