#meta simmons

[w3llf4ll]

Going feral over @im-a-mint ‘s swap au. GRAAAH. Long hair simmons. Meta simmons. Simmons angst. Florida being a creepy little ear whisperer (there’s more to it than that trust me.) What’s not to love???

[correctrvbquotes]

Simmons (from outside): Hey, Donut! Are you in there? Lopez built you a motorcycle! (The motor noises cease.) We broke it.

Donut: Hey! Yeah, Simmons! I'm inside the Blue Base! Guess what? Blue Team got a new soldier!

Simmons: What? They sent another team member? (approaches the base’s entrance) Why would they do that? That doesn't make any sense. (notices the Meta inside) OH, FUCK!!! (quickly darts off) Welcometotheneighborhood, seeyoulater!

[agentbuckshot]

worst flight ever of all time

[calwasntfound]

my friend has been trying to get me to watch rvb for almost ten years. you'll never guess who finally caved

[docdufresne]

I love Rvb season 7 and I love simmons and donut interactions

[grif-hawaiian-rolls]

If i had a quarter for every villain that CANONICALLY ends up being friends with (or at least close to) Donut I'd have three quarters!!!

I'm rounding up to get a full dollar of "former villains get to be friends with Donut" with red team locus thank you for your time

[tiredgatt0]

Rewatching Aos again and I'm in the middle of season 1:

the first season is a Lot better than I remember, I do not understand why people hate on it.

The scene where Phil figures out who the Clairvoyant is. You can see it in his eyess

There are so many little moments that jump out a lot more if you keep in mind what's about to happen

How Ward was suprised when Phil told him that May was a mole

Or how ofcourse it was Garrett that told Ward that Hand was the Clairvoyant

Also you can see the moment Ward knew that he has to get rid of Hand (it was when she explicitly mentioned that she and Phil are the highest ranking agents left)

Also was the scene were Simmons and Trip were alone in the lab, just found out that one of them might be a double agent and there was a knife - was that foreshadowing to one of the most epic scenes ever?

Don't even get me started on Simmons dramatically saying "I'm getting better at it" in regards to lying

[ilikepjo24]

On Octavian and his powers...

This is your daily reminder that just because Hazel made Octavian out to be a con-man doesn't mean that he's actually faking. If the transition from PJO to HoO should have taught us something is that first person narrating is subjective and therefore unreliable.

Leo looks goofy and happy from everyone else's pov, but insecure and sad from his own. Percy looks dominative and dangerous from other people's pov, but sassy and unserious from his own and Annabeth's. Clarisse and Nico were heavily disliked and seen as mindlessly violent and annoying from Percy's pov during PJO, but were much more likable when described from the pov of a character that was their friend.

With this method, Rick has shown us time and time again that first person pov is unreliable and the feelings a character had for another will affect the way they think of them. Hazel heavily dislikes Octavian because he basically admitted to knowing her secret and was blackmailing her with it, so obviously Hazel wouldn't want to acknowledge it if Octavian had very real, objectively useful capabilities. That doesn't mean the augur is faking his auguries.

Finally, a con-man wouldn't be able to know such a well kept secret (being brought back from the dead) when most others don't know or view it as a rumor. A con-man wouldn't be able to change the weather just above his temple only for no other reason but dramatic effect. And a con-man wouldn't be able to fool Reyna and her greyhounds that can literally tell when someone's lying and are trained to attack liars.

Octavian can foresee the future with his auguries. He's not faking. He would have been caught by now if he was, because Reyna wouldn't just give such power away to people without first checking that they are actually meant to have it. There's no way she didn't make Octavian declare his abilities as an augur infront of her dogs to be sure he's not lying, so how about we stop with the unreasonable hatred towards the very real augur?

[dannybonesbury]

Ice Battle

I redrew a piece by guywithhat2309 on Reddit!

[b-2-weak-sauce]

So I'm rewatching rvb season 8 and I got to the part where Grif and Sarge try to rescue Simmons anyway at the point where Meta mag dumps and sends the puma flying at Sarge and Grif Grif saves Sarge's life by pushing him out of the way of the puma. Just something I noticed

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My headcanon for Skimmons, especially s06 Skimmons, is that they sort of always had queer platonic feelings for each other, Daisy's leaning more and more on romantic, until she eventually admitted to herself that she was in love with Jemma, when they had to live together for a year in space. However, she understood that Jemma's true love lied with Fitz. So she just made the most of the time they had together, but never actually confessed. This would explain the way she looks at Jemma, when Simmons tells Daisy she's had bad luck in the love department during Fear and Loathing in the Planet of Kitson, the whole "connection to you" thing – which has, in fact, been taken as a romantic/even sexual avance by the alien sitting in Jemma's place –, the fact that she replies only with "I love you too" to "You're my best friend". Not to mention, the way she stammers, a few episodes later: "No Simmons, I... I can't leave you" – as if she was pondering the possibility of saying something else, but eventually opted for the easier option.

[w3llf4ll]

I caved in and colored him.

[correctrvbquotes]

Cuts to Valhalla. Lopez is working on another motorcycle, humming to himself. Simmons is seen in the background charging in.

Simmons: Loooopeeeezzz!!

Lopez: ¡No! Acabo de arreglar éste. Éste es mío. ¡Aléjate![No! I just fixed this. This one is mine. Stay away!]

Simmons: He's here! He's here!

Lopez: ¿Quién?[Who?]

Simmons: The bad guy! The guy who wants to kill us!

Lopez: Tendrás que ser más específico que eso.[You're going to have to be more specific than that.]

A grenade shot by the Meta flies by and crashes into the Red Base.

Simmons: The Meta! He's here!

Lopez: ¿Qué? ¿Aquí? Pensé que estaba muerto.[What? Here? I thought he was dead.]

Simmons: Oh geez, look out!

Simmons and Lopez duck. A Bruteshot grenade flies overhead.

Simmons: Son of a bitch!

Lopez: ¡Madre de Dios!

Simmons: Lopez! We need some big guns.

Lopez: Okay. Eso podré hacerlo.[Okay. That I can do.]

Simmons: I'll grab the rocket launcher. (picks up rocket launcher while Lopez goes inside the base) Just grab whatever you can, Lopez! I'm trained to handle this weapon. (stands by the motorcycle Lopez was fixing) Lopez? Anybody?

The Meta is seen approaching the entrance which Lopez had entered in. He pauses upon seeing Simmons.

Simmons: All right, you bastard! Prepare to get “Simmonsized!”

Simmons fires a rocket, which hits the motorcycle. Simmons and the Meta watch as the vehicle flies over the Meta and lands to the side of the base, on fire. The Meta growls and turns his attention back to Simmons.

Simmons: Well, fuck me.

Missiles crash into the Meta from the base’s entrance. He flees from them.

Lopez: (walks outside the base with a missile pod)¿En serio dijiste "Simmonsized"? [Did you seriously just say “Simmonsized?”]

Simmons: Lopez!

Lopez: Cierre la cogida. Usted rompió mi motocicleta de nuevo.[Shut the fuck up. You broke my motorcycle again.]

[itsclydebitches]

"[Fitzjames'] public demeanor, which was always an easy mix of self-effacing humor and firm command, remained the same, but in private with only Crozier in attendance, Fitzjames spoke less, smiled less frequently, and too often looked distracted and miserable. For a melancholy man like Crozier, the signs were obvious. At times it was like staring into a looking glass, except for the fact that the melancholy countenance staring back was a proper lisping English gentleman rather than an Irish nobody."

The Terror, Dan Simmons

[neomikayla]

Red Team vs Wash and Meta

[frogs-smoking-cigarettes]

Red vs Blue as text posts 1/?