#Obey Me Luke

[thecondemnedcollabrative]

There is something wrong with me, I could connect every lamp to an obey me character…

by aceofshadesshop

[reikashwan]

Giving away more icons made by me, part 2 but this time of the other Obeyme characters, since I already did the seven brothers, it's time to do the other characters.

[ur-dad-satan]

OM Character heights HC

This is based on fuck all and their general heights. This is how tall I see them all in my brain when I write. I'm also playing more into the fact that they're demons so they're tall as fuck. Take this with a grain of salt <3 Drabble under the list

SO! From tallest to shortest:

Diavolo - 7' / 215 cm Beelzebub - 7' / 214 cm Lucifer - 6' 10" / 208.5 cm Solomon - 6' 6" / 198.5 cm Barbatos - 6' 5" / 196.5 cm Simeon - 6' 4" / 195 cm Satan - 6' 4" / 193.5 cm Leviathan - 6' 2" / 189 cm Belphegor - 6' / 184 cm Mammon - 5' 11" / 181 cm Asmodeus - 5' 10" / 178 cm MC - 5' 8" / 173 cm Luke - 5' 5" / 166 cm

I don't take criticism. Let me enjoy my silly little demon and angel men. And Solomon.

I made my MC taller than me irl because I can. In actuality I'm just shorter than Luke. HOWEVER, these height differences are so funny to me because like... I can a hundred percent imagine this tiny human goblin getting mad, about to fight some random demon and having to be carried away so they don't get themselves killed.

Or they're out with like Levi and his order is wrong so they go up with this big ass man behind them and they're just like "he asked for mashed potatoes, not a side salad."

MC regularly just like sitting on Beel's shoulders or whatever would just be normal because that's a HUGE height difference. Like I have a tall bed and when I measured, I would only be eye level standing on my bed when my mattress alone is over two feet (over 60 cm) tall.

How would Beel and Dia be able to see me over their MASSIVE FUCKING TIDDIES?!?! Sorry. (No I'm not)

Standing up to Lucifer would be so fucking funny from an outside perspective. There's literally over a foot difference in height but babe, we do not give a fuck.

I'm over here laughing and giggling and kicking my feet seeing how the height difference would look to my 5' 4" ass and oh my fuck!! Luci, Beel, and Dia would literally have to DUCK to get into my actual room...

UGH I wish they were real!!!!

[jaytaylorofficial]

😶 oop-

[lilitu-the-wrathian]

MC !! Stay away from my father, please!

You telling me this little shit right here has 13 boyfriends, 1 girlfriend and a son??

[vanillashayy]

The Sweetest Angel! 🍰✨

[a-local-idiots-shitpost]

Mc: (holding a book) alright Luke it's bed time, do you want me to read you a good night story?

Luke: I'm not a child!

Mc: is this a no to the bed time Story?

Luke: (pouting) no...

[obey-me-hoe]

Luke sassing Simeon will forever be one of my favorite things bc it's always like

Luke: 😤😣🤯😨😐😔

Simeon: 😇

(Lesson 27 OG)

[countingsheepzine]

🐏 Some frequently asked questions... 🐏

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[squeakyducky]

The difference between Barbatos' sitting position vs the others are killing me LMFAO bro's a pretty princess

[irzali-imagines]

I fully believe that Solomon and MC just shout ""Wizard Spells"" at each other whenever they're bored. They shout shit like "I CAST MANUAL BLINKING" "I CAST MANUAL BREATHING" "I CAST EYELASH STUCK IN EYE" "I CAST TOTAL TOUNGE AWARENESS"

No real magic is used but a few demon brothers witnessed a "Wizard Duel" between MC and Solomon and got effected by "manual breathing" and fully believe that they are actually casting spells.

Lucifer: What in the devildom are you all up to now?

Mammon: SHH! MC and Solomon are having a wizard duel.

Belphie: I thought MC could only use our magic? Who's magic are they using?

Asmo: Their own!

Satan: They don't have magic.

Beel: Thats what we thought too but look.

-cut to MC and Solomon on opposite sides of the House of Lamentation's living room-

MC: I CAST INSTANT BRAZILLIAN WAX

Solomon: Oh you son of a bitch- I CAST ITCHY BONES!

MC: I CAST KIDNEY STONES!

Solomon: I CAST ENDOMETRIOSIS!

Lucifer: This is ridiculous. These aren't real spells.

MC: I CAST MANUAL BREATHING

Lucifer: *starts focusing on breathing* Wait what

[comfortcharacterprompts]

Lucifer: It’s dark in here Mc: Don’t worry, I got this. Mc: *Stomps their feet* Mc: *Skechers light up*

[shootingstarrfish]

luke was never seen again in public after this

[villianbell]

Satan : prove it

Mc : prove what?

Satan : prove that you can tell who's coming based on their foot steps

Mc : Well, it sounds like Luke is moving quickly twords us while Simeon is following much calmer

Luke : *busts into the room* Mc!

Mc : see I told you

Lucifer : Hmm, that's rather impressive

Mc : Thanks, it's a trauma response

Lucifier : It's a what...

[zephyrchama]

Somebody nearby is swearing. It's very vulgar, even by common demon standards. You and Simeon both move at the same time to cover up Luke's ears. Your fingers brush against the back of Simeon's hand in the scramble, but you are ultimately faster at shielding Luke's innocence.

Luke sighs and pouts. "Why do you guys always do this?" he complains, louder than his normal tone. You just smile, knowing he can't hear the answer anyway. The boy crosses his arms in a huff but makes no attempt to free his ears.

The world goes quiet in the next moment as something warm slides over your ears. Simeon has found a new use for his hands. The crude shouting fades away, though you can still see the demon rampaging in your peripheral vision. "What are you doing?" you attempt to ask, hardly able to hear your own voice. Simeon looks pleased with himself as he mouths words that you can't understand. You pout in the same fashion as Luke and he chuckles.

[mcx7demonbros]