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Red pill or Blue pill
Hello! we finally hit 100 followers!!!
The special is coming, its a bit over 10,000 words and I need to know what yall would prefer, dump the whole 10,000+ on yall or split it up into weekly updates
Ill give a hint that its all the bachelors
#100 followers#sdv#stardew valley#stardew#sdv sam#sdv sebastian#sdv shane#sdv alex#sdv harvey#sdv elliott#sdv farmer#only you can choose#pick a card#one or two
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i believe the amount of emails i send in a day could kill a horse
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"Autism, people needing glasses, and gay people are caused by the chemicals people are putting in our foods because when I was a kid, there was only one or two autistic people."
-My mom
#JESUS CHRIST WOMAN#HAHAAH. NO.#actually sobbing.#there was only one or two guys#one or two#yeah#of course#twinkies be making us gay frfr#(that's all a joke btw)
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i will not be watching 6-8 episode tv series.
honestly i will not be watching 95% of 10 episode tv series
yall need to find god and start making 26 episodes like he intended
#tv#netflix#tv series#tv shows#i want character development#i want b plots#i want to care about the series#i dont want a compartmentalized movie#also make some that are less grimdark#please#one or two#im begging
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Ahh so these are for Permitmaster. :D Pearl flew past them on stream last night and was like, idk what this is but it looks like spoilers, and decided not to stick around. Appreciate Grian's attention to detail with Cub's larger throne and the smol one for himself. Excellent detail. XD Can't wait to see alllll the Permitmaster videos. :D :D :D
#hermitcraft#spoilers#grian#if he keeps calling cub cute lil pet names i will Die#but very excited for permitmaster :D#g's out here apologising for giving us like 10 povs for it rather than like#one or two#like come on i need ALLL the permitmaster pls and ty
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presidential infection au (political!)
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coming soon!
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hi lumi! just curious is there any fwb jeonghyo requests? :D
i think there is only one left 😔
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"Kamala Harris raised 50+ million dollars after Biden dropped out!" you fools.... that's the money she got from selling Biden to One Direction :(
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what studying literature feels like
#it’s always one of these two.#either i have a great point in my head i just can’t express it right or i have OUGHDGDHHD in my head and i need to make that useful…….#pip squeaks#literature
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I once had a landlord offhandedly mention that his mother had set this house on fire before. He and his wife lived on the first floor, and i rented the third.
Apparently his mom didn’t like his wife. So she set their house on fire. The house i was living in.
He assured me that everything was fine now and that this was years ago, just kinda laughed, smiled, and said ‘You know how moms are’
Yes. I know how moms are. I know how fucked up moms are as well. I have known many fucked up moms and fellow children of fucked up moms.
Attempted murder through arson is not typical mom behavior, even for a fucked up abusive mom
Oh, and his mother lived next door 🙃
#story time with sair#i might follow up with more#that was a wild living situation even for me#family owned#two neighboring houses of six units total#all of them one family/lived there decades#except the one unit rented out to me
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from 8 months ago
animated by mee :)) watch the full thing heree
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ohhh… you guys are like… STUPID stupid
#you couldn’t pay me to admit tech illiteracy of this magnitude in public in a million years#for reference the warning they’re talking about not being able to navigate has two buttons#one that says yes continue and one that says no go back
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@ anybody who's started getting interested in slay the princess after watching Markiplier play it: trust me. trust me on this. stop watching his playthrough. don't even think about his playthrough. ideally wait for the pristine cut to be released (completely free expansion to the game.) but if you're impatient it's complete as-is. go play it yourself. as blind as possible. trust me. TRUST ME. the game is SO MUCH BETTER when you're the one behind the wheel, making all the choices, and you don't know what will happen when you make them.
it's a very, very, very good game, if you can't afford it the devs are perfectly fine with piracy, there are two of them, they have plenty of the money they need to support their future projects, you can always buy the game later or official slay the princess merch to support them financially, i'm telling you this for your own good, trust me, you want to play it yourself and you want to avoid Markiplier's playthroughs until you do.
#i watched like. one/two routes before playing it myself and i regret it lol#shlong talks#slay the princess#stp
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#For me#green or blue#almost always#But I would eat any one of them if they didn’t have those two#Purple will unfortunately be eaten last 😔#That is just the way of the world#What you eatin first#rey rambles#lmao#lol#meme#memes#dumb shit#funny#funny memes#relatable memes#twitter meme#funny meme#tumblr memes#dank memes#best memes#humor#haha#jokes#meme humor#meme page#meme energy#funny post#funny stuff#funny shit
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