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Red pill or Blue pill
Hello! we finally hit 100 followers!!!
The special is coming, its a bit over 10,000 words and I need to know what yall would prefer, dump the whole 10,000+ on yall or split it up into weekly updates
Ill give a hint that its all the bachelors
#100 followers#sdv#stardew valley#stardew#sdv sam#sdv sebastian#sdv shane#sdv alex#sdv harvey#sdv elliott#sdv farmer#only you can choose#pick a card#one or two
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"Autism, people needing glasses, and gay people are caused by the chemicals people are putting in our foods because when I was a kid, there was only one or two autistic people."
-My mom
#JESUS CHRIST WOMAN#HAHAAH. NO.#actually sobbing.#there was only one or two guys#one or two#yeah#of course#twinkies be making us gay frfr#(that's all a joke btw)
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i will not be watching 6-8 episode tv series.
honestly i will not be watching 95% of 10 episode tv series
yall need to find god and start making 26 episodes like he intended
#tv#netflix#tv series#tv shows#i want character development#i want b plots#i want to care about the series#i dont want a compartmentalized movie#also make some that are less grimdark#please#one or two#im begging
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Ahh so these are for Permitmaster. :D Pearl flew past them on stream last night and was like, idk what this is but it looks like spoilers, and decided not to stick around. Appreciate Grian's attention to detail with Cub's larger throne and the smol one for himself. Excellent detail. XD Can't wait to see alllll the Permitmaster videos. :D :D :D
#hermitcraft#spoilers#grian#if he keeps calling cub cute lil pet names i will Die#but very excited for permitmaster :D#g's out here apologising for giving us like 10 povs for it rather than like#one or two#like come on i need ALLL the permitmaster pls and ty
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presidential infection au (political!)
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coming soon!
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hi lumi! just curious is there any fwb jeonghyo requests? :D
i think there is only one left 😔
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My housemate's cat came into my room while my dictation was on...
(also here's the fic i was writing when it happened)
#no her name is Chai Tea#she just has the robustness of a christmas chicken#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#<- for illario and cause this is for my veilguard fic#cats#cats of tumblr#adding those two last ones at 1.5k#I can’t believe I’ve had this breach containment and it’s not even about my own cat
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"Kamala Harris raised 50+ million dollars after Biden dropped out!" you fools.... that's the money she got from selling Biden to One Direction :(
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in all timelines in all possibilities only you can show me this
#artists on tumblr#Arcane#jayvik#Jayce Talis#Viktor#arcane spoilers#my art#I saw That Shot (you know the one) and my brain broke with how beautiful it was#and then I was like wait those colors... oh my god what if...#aaaand I've always wanted to draw the klimt kiss ref#looks like these two were the ones who got it in the end hah#but phew this tested me in so many ways with figuring things out
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ohhh… you guys are like… STUPID stupid
#you couldn’t pay me to admit tech illiteracy of this magnitude in public in a million years#for reference the warning they’re talking about not being able to navigate has two buttons#one that says yes continue and one that says no go back
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when we were studying the bible in literature class (so we have the context necessary for later works that reference the bible), i think we were at the book of jonah, and one of my classmates was studying the text very intently, and then looked up and earnestly said "professor, i don't understand the will of god"
the teacher was just like. well sadly i am a literature teacher and not a priest so i can't help you there. but if it helps, many people throughout history had the same problem.
#this one of the two very heavy-hitter sentences she said regarding literature class#with the other one being “én megvetem janus pannoniust”#sorry i just. idk if it's actually as funny but goddamn in that situation it was hilarious#i don't understand the will of god...... well show me someone who does#“én nem értem isten akaratát” number one thing to say during high school literature class#🌌
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what studying literature feels like
#it’s always one of these two.#either i have a great point in my head i just can’t express it right or i have OUGHDGDHHD in my head and i need to make that useful…….#pip squeaks#literature
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They made having blue hair and pronouns illegal in piltover
#arcane#arcane jinx#arcane season 1#arcane season one#arcane season two#arcane vander#arcane vi#arcane viktor#arcane viktor x reader#jinx arcane#jinx#jinx league of legends#vi and jinx#jinx lol#arcane viktor pookie#vi arcane#vi#vi league of legends
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I once had a landlord offhandedly mention that his mother had set this house on fire before. He and his wife lived on the first floor, and i rented the third.
Apparently his mom didn’t like his wife. So she set their house on fire. The house i was living in.
He assured me that everything was fine now and that this was years ago, just kinda laughed, smiled, and said ‘You know how moms are’
Yes. I know how moms are. I know how fucked up moms are as well. I have known many fucked up moms and fellow children of fucked up moms.
Attempted murder through arson is not typical mom behavior, even for a fucked up abusive mom
Oh, and his mother lived next door 🙃
#story time with sair#i might follow up with more#that was a wild living situation even for me#family owned#two neighboring houses of six units total#all of them one family/lived there decades#except the one unit rented out to me
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