#ON HIS DAY OFF

[gjdraws]

Just saw Invitation to Romance and may I say how incredibly funny it is to see such a funny parallel that I wonder if they intended it:

1. Evil guy Eillis arguing with his fiancé and generally being difficult because his fiance is just Like That

2. Ellis having his fiance followed for no reason except jealousy and so of course, she's indignant and angry and trying very hard to lose the tail her husband has on her because she expects this every now and then you know?

3. His fiancé telling him there were shenanigans on the water bed! Ellis going OH MY FIANCÉ she is telling me terrible true things!

versus

1. Ray arguing with Fraser like a couple but going along with it because Fraser is just Like That

2. Ray following Fraser bc Fraser will legitimately get in trouble and DOES and so Ray's here swooping in as Fraser's gonna get shot like oh hi babe btw I brought Dief and a gun! and Fraser's like oh cool nice wasn't expecting you but totally not surprised hi babe! Oh you're in a mountie uniform, I'm sure you have your own very good reasons! And in general being not at all surprised Ray is here but in a very "He's always around" sort of way.

3. Fraser being no I did not commit any shenanigans at the water bed they were entirely innocent, and Ray going Yeah I believe that

In conclusion they are very well matched your honour.

Incredibly miffed that he danced with Catherine when Ray was right there to have a chat with instead.

[xinambercladx]

For the Duros Discord 2022 Holiday Gift Exchange, @deepbluespace4 requested: "Well a chillin' Bane, possibly next to some fireplace, would lift my holiday spirits for sure, although the settings could be up to you I'm totally down for that. Todo is always welcome if you feel like that. As for exchange I draw anything you wish :) " I wanted to put Todo there, but there wasn't much room left on the paper. Plus Todo might trip and spill the hot cider and ruin the mood. XD ______________________________________

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[000bun]

[chloesimaginationthings]

He has no mouth but he must scream in FNAF..

[fanaticalthings]

important family group chat discussions

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[egophiliac]

can't believe that skeleman has turned on us, and Halloween Prom is tomorrow.

(what a top-tier UM...we are about to be just totally obliterated in the absolute silliest way. what possible use could this power have outside of bringing us to the brink of utter holiday disaster.)

[puppyeared]

renaissance dogys

characters belong to @canisalbus

[lazylittledragon]

y'know every time i feel guilty about bothering someone by singing along when i'm listening to music, i just remember that i have to tolerate my dirtbag brother screaming at his ps5 for hours every day so listening to muffled off-key fall out boy is probably preferable

[saltoru]

being a jujutsu sorcerer and a parent rarely ends well. sorcerers who have to fight for their lives everyday barely have any time and energy even for themselves. adding babies to the picture is hard to imagine.

but gojo was determined to balance his work and personal life when you entered his life, which is why he has a baby girl strapped to his chest as he holds up his hand and crosses his fingers, already to send a special grade curse into his domain.

"daddy~" his baby babbles, cheek squished against his purple uniform.

"yes, baby?" gojo smiles down at his baby and gently sweeps her hair out of her eyes. he pays little to no attention to the curse, who had already spread out their domain and is currently sending wave after wave of attacks, all of which gojo repels with a touch. "this is domain expansion," he gently explains to her, smirking at the curse who is obviously offended that he wasn't taking them seriously. "in a second, you're gonna see daddy's domain."

his baby blinks and shuffles around in the strap, whining a bit as she tries to get comfortable. for all she knows, it's too dark and hot and she misses mommy's smell.

before she knows it, the space around her begins to look like the night sky, and she can't see the curse anymore.

"this is my domain," her daddy says, but she misses seeing the sun. why is it nighttime all of the sudden?

"nooo" she whines as she kicks around. where's the ice cream he promised her earlier? and where is mommy? she doesn't want to go to sleep yet!

"not easily impressed, hm?" he laughs, protectively holding his baby's head against his chest as he closes up his domain after finishing off the curse.

"let's go get ice cream, yeah?" he ruffles her hair and holds up her hands, dancing them up in the air with a huge grin. the sunlight hits her face again and a smile quickly reappears. "you did so good today. did you learn a lot about jujutsu fights today? did'ja enjoy our little adventure together?"

"ice cweam" she smiles, doing a few happy kicks. and that's how the tradition of getting ice cream after missions started for the daddy-daughter pair.

[bluegiragi]

holding back (part 2)

early access + nsfw on patreon

[bananafire11]

He has arriiiived. I think i got almost everyones suggestions.... oh and wretched is there too

[bacchuschucklefuck]

class swap design masterpost for convenience (from top to bottom: bard!riz, cleric!gorgug, sorcerer!kristen, barbarian!fig, artificer!adaine, and rogue!fabian)

[boykingscourt]

supernatural writers after season 5

[chloesimaginationthings]

The FNAF Mikes talk about their extended family..

[fanaticalthings]

I want an AU where after Jason gets brought back to life, he channels his inner rage and turmoil into the academics instead of murder

Talia has like infinite money and a crap ton of influence, so she can absolutely get Jason the best tutors and can easily get him into the most prestigious schools if Jason wanted to (she doesn't need to do that though because Jason's just smart enough to get into them on his own)

The major he chooses? Med.

Why? Because Bruce dropped out of med school.

Jason practically flies through all the secondary education that he needs to catch up on and is already en route to earning his bachelor's AND his master's.

And it'd be so incredibly funny if the way Bruce and Jason reunite in this AU was purely by coincidence.

Bruce (as Brucie Wayne) offers to show up as a guest lecturer at Hudson University (the school Dick attended but dropped out of so double points for Jason), maybe to talk about future career paths and job positions at WE idk

So as Bruce is just wandering around the campus, he randomly bumps into a student and immediately puts on the Brucie act and is all "Oh my, I'm SO sorry, I'm just a klutz haha" only to stop dead silent when he makes eye contact with a very alive, very grown Jason Todd, who also stops dead in his tracks, mouth agape, staring at Bruce like the world's about to end

And before Bruce can get his thoughts straight, Jason just bolts out of there like his life depends on it, and Bruce is just in shambles for the rest of the day.

It doesn't help that the person giving Bruce the tour is all like "Oh yeah, that's Jason, he's one of the heads on our student council haha, anyways, this way, Mr. Wayne." and Bruce is just stood there bluescreening.

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Alternatively, it'd be kinda funny if this all happened AFTER the events of UTRH where after the final encounter with Bruce and Joker and the whole explosion, Jason's just like "yk what, maybe I'm just gonna turn over a new leaf and pursue a higher education"

So while Gotham's still reeling from the aftermath of Jason's near takeover as the top crime lord and Bruce is still painstakingly trying to figure out where his son went, the whole time Jason's just been chilling on a school campus and Bruce just so happens to bump into his son (who, last time they met, tried to kill Bruce and blew up the building they were all in) and Jason's just all normal-looking with his textbooks and nerdy glasses and Bruce doesn't know whether to scream or cry.

[egophiliac]

everyone out of the way, this is the only thing I'm going to be thinking about from now on.

(okay, there is one more thing)