#OMG SHE KILLED HER
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The funniest scene of the season so far has to be Galadriel waxing poetry on how Sauron so masterfully deceived her, played her like a puppet, and Elrond's in the back like "girl be so for real, you knew he was a red flag, you just thought you could fix him" like oop- 😶😶
#gagged her bad 😭😭#her face killed me lmao#she was like “bitch?!”#he was whacking her the whole scene#turning her every which way but loose#like omg let her get up 😭#galadriel#elrond#sauron#the rings of power#rings of power#the rings of power season 2#trop#trop spoilers
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i started thinking abut marina a little too long and got emotional
#marina ida#you know that on e lik eummm 'whats the point anymore. OMG HIIIII KITTY' pic thats how i feel about marina#instant dopamine hit idc idc idc SHES SILLY !!!!!!!! /pos#splat2n#splatoon#off the hook#marina splatoon#if anything happens to her in side order im killing everyone
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Im stupid as hell I DID read this one it’s the Colleen Hoover one I thought this was different
They got me I am actually so intrigued by this
#ough i remember#i forgot the specifics but the way it ended pissed me off bc it felt like a cop out#how? no clue#it was some note or some shit?#an unreleased draft of the manuscript or smth#basically the insanity was fake or smth and it was supposed to be an ‘omg she’s not REALLY that crazy’ moment#and ig it was supposed to loop back around to the main character being just as bad since she doesn’t know the truth and sticks by the man#OH I REMEMBER#main character is author set to finish book of woman#who died?? or smth#no it was a brain dead state or smth bc there was like moments where she was HERE#OH DHE WAS FAKING GOR AWHILE#it was crazy#guys it’s not worth it#actually it’s fun in a campy way#like It’s like glee if u don’t take it too serious it’s funny as hell#but like if u start thinking like miss Hoover wants u to? naur#I REMEMBER I ENDED UP LIKING THE WIFE BEING EVIL AND VAIN AND JELOUS#like her killing her kids WAS a fun moment for me#and OH the main character is reading through her life story basically#so she’s slowly realizing how terrible the woman is#but at the end there’s a letter where she’s like#OMG SHE KILLED HER#THE WIFE#NAUR KT CAME OUT THAT THE CAR CRASH WAS ON PURPOSE#THE WIFE FSKED BEING NON RESPONSIBE TO BUY TIME#THE HUSBAND KILLED HER WHEN HE FOUND OUT SND MC HELPED HER COVER IT UP#then mc found a note where the wife was like ‘i was challenged to write the most untrue vile things about myself. it broke my heart to write#about my family that way’#AND mc said she didn’t know If that was real or a cover but she didn’t tell anybody bc in the end she’s just as selfish. wi
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clarakovsky brootp save me
#daniil sees how she heals people with her hands or kill#them#and hes like oh shes just a girl she jjst wanna have fun#let the girl kill#because he refuses to admit she has some powers#he doesn’t believe in miracles (he saw the polyhedro and was like omg it will save us all)#drawing#art#sketch#illustration#pathologic#artists on tumblr#digital illustration#digital art#daniil dankovsky#artemy burakh#clara saburova#the changeling
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i love my Basketbot Portal AU
#Basketball is Chell and Robot Flower is Glados#i think GB would be Cave Johnson and TB is prob just her assistant.. and Puffball would be the Turrets (because she sings so beautifully)!!#maybe Flower is Caroline?#The plot would change a bit too... this AU is more like a role insertion and not a complete perfect run of Portal/Portal 2#Basketball would still be trapped by RF to do tests and she would try to get closer to Robot Flower and try to fix her#Basketball is really smart... i think she would admire Robot Flower's innovation and creativity even if shes Evil... they looove each other#they would totally fall in love and date in the end trust#in the end i think Basketball would try to code the personality spheres off of her#maybe each personality sphere could be a character... like Intelligence Core = Pin (cake) or Book (smart and knowledgeable)#Space Core = 8 Ball (in the sense that they both have a fixation on one thing... Space and 8 yknow?)#Morality Core = Teardrop..... or actually maybe Pie? shes apathetic and i think it would be cool#Curiosity Core = Liy or Pillow... in a sense? before her huge killing spree thing i think Pillow was the very curious and experimental type#im not completely sure for Wheatley... ill think on it#omg if you read all this thank you sm ive been thinking of this for literal months#btw please tag me if you make art#bfdi#portal#basketbot#basketball x robot flower#basketbot portal au#key rambling
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"Stillborn? No, still born" Danyal au -- VLAD MASTERS THE BITCH HIMSELF
*Points at Vlad* THIS MFER GOT SOME TEEFS TO HIM. !! Okay okay, Vlad Masters in the stillborn au is different compared to most of my other aus in the fact that I am far more heavily leaning into his original ambitions of wanting a family and being desperately lonely. Because you know what wanting a family implies? Wanting to be a parent.
Fucked up father figure that could've been Vlad. Complicated love-hate relationship between the only two halfas in existence.
Danny hates Vlad, but he hates even more that he's genuinely considered his offers of mentorship. Vlad is the only halfa around, and they both have fire cores. Danny has these powers he doesn't understand, can barely comprehend some days, and can't control. But Vlad does. Vlad can. And Vlad wants to help him. He's the only other person who can get close whenever Danny runs too hot. Whenever his igneous hair cracks, splits, and spits back out into magma and his friends can't get close, Vlad can.
His hair is made of magma, which runs so hot that people need specialized suits in order to get near it. He physically cannot get close to the living as a ghost unless he's calm enough for his hair to cool into igneous rock. Which isn't as often as he would like. And sometimes he's too hot for other ghosts to get near unless they have fire cores -- which Vlad has.
There have been many times when Danny's having a meltdown (literally) and gone somewhere to be alone, to let his anger and hurt and loneliness overflow and spill out, that when he's come back to, Vlad's right there with him as an anchor. It's desperately frustrating, it's the only time they can get along. They don't say anything, Danny just turns and clings onto the only person he can touch as a ghost.
Its not fair. Vlad wants to kill his foster dad, and Danny can't let him do that. But he wants to be trained by the man, he wants his help and wants what he can offer. But Vlad can't step away from his revenge long enough to let him. It's just not fair. He thinks for a moment that maybe it could work, and then Vlad does something to remind him that no, it can't.
Vlad Masters sees too much of himself in Daniel Brown -- from the way he holds himself, to the defenses he puts up, his quiet anger that builds and builds and builds until it explodes. That simmers beneath his skin. All the way down to the fact that they have matching cores. This boy is cut from the same cloth as him, and by god does he want to help him. He's always wanted to be a father, and Daniel Brown is too much like him for him to ignore. He genuinely, truly cares about Danny and his wellbeing.
He wants to help him, child just let him help you. Let him kill your foster dad so he can adopt you himself and help with these powers that terrify and intrigue you -- he knows what that's like to have something that you can't control, to have a heat that you can't cool down from. "We're in the same boat you and I, let him help you please."
But his methods are all wrong, and Danny is too much like him -- stubbornness and all -- for him to agree when they oppose each other so greatly. But again, Danny is much like him -- which means that Vlad is equally stubborn, and in every single one of their fights he's parental. He's annoyingly parental. He drops his interest in Maddie to focus his efforts in trying to coax Danny onto his side. It's like trying to get a traumatized cat to trust you, and on some levels it works. It's like he makes some progress, and then moves too quickly and the cat immediately runs off and you have to start back from square one.
TL:DR; Vlad and Danny both want to find family in each other but they're too different to get along and ultimately they are doomed by the narrative to be at constant odds with one another unless one of them is changes, and it doesn't matter who.
#dpxdc#dp x dc#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dpxdc crossover#dp x dc crossover#vlad masters#danny fenton#vlad masters the father figure that could've been#its TOXIC your honor#stillborn? no still born au#stillborn danny au#danyal al ghul au#parental vlad masters#*points at Vlad and Danny's canon relationship* I CAN MAKE IT MORE COMPLICATED#vlad also has magma hair but he's managed to figure out a way to keep it cool enough to stay as igneous rock. which danny wants to figure#out how to do. Vlad's happy to teach him but Danny is just. too angry all the time and his core too young for it to work. He's too angry.#This also means Dani just straight up won't exist in this au or if she does her reason for being needs to change because Vlad making Dani i#a sign that he's given up on trying to convert Danny to his side. which THIS Vlad will not be doing.#if she exists in this au Vlad made her in order to give Danny a blood sibling for him to bond with and hopefully help convince onto his sid#which means Dani probably doesn't betray Vlad because Vlad does genuinely care about her too. Their dynamic is even MORE complicated#tldr: Vlad: LET ME ADOPT YOU | Danny: STOP TRYING TO KILL JACK AND I'LL CONSIDER IT#Vlad: HE ICED ME OUT OF STARTING A FAMILY AND HIS INCOMPETENCE RESULTED IN THE DEATH OF A CHILD. NO. | Danny: THEN FUCK OFF#Starry looks at Vlad's original ambitions and goals (wanting a family + revenge) and extrapolates on that. he was far more interesting#before DP made him standard power hungry and evil imo#Danny calls vlad 'dad' once while concussed and delirious and vlad never forgot it. he rode that high for a MONTH.#FUCKED UP PARENTAL FIGURE VLAD Bruce has competition and doesn't even know it.#hey. mister wayne. bruce. a supervillain is trying to adopt your firstborn. omg he can't hear me. he has the WayneTech Beats in. mISTER WAY
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'why does show joffrey look like that he's supposed to be handsome' no sorry there's so many ugly/not conventionally attractive characteracters being prettywashed I think the rare cases of deyassification are based as hell. I like his weird little face ❤
#.txt#someone said his show version makes people less charitable to sansa and like. genuinely whats so different except that he looks a bit weird#like ok it does take him a bit longer to be nice to her again post trident but like she wasnt deterred when he tried to kill her sister so#people would blame sansa for trusting him even if he had mind control powers let's be honest#'I would have simply been unaffected due to my superior gigabrain. skill issue'#I do think people would be slightly more understanding if he looked like his book ver but that's a them problem#also like she's gonna be conditioned to think he's attractive no matter what bc he's the prince lol#its like when dream face revealed and all his stans were like omg he's so hotttttt 😍 I dont mean he looks like dream im just saying#people can gaslight themselves into finding any random guy attractive. especially children#and it's not like he's hideous or anything come on#imagine if sansa was like hmmm the rich young prince im supposed to marry isnt looksmaxxed enough. pass
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why is polygamy not an option for Dick Grayson and im asking the writers, like he loves both Kory and Babs? I don’t see Kory and Babs being together but if they are ok with it Dick can be with both of them? Like he have a family in both the titans and gotham ?? Instead of this on and off with both that leaving everyone hanging let them be happy
#I know polygamy isn’t for everyone but i don’t think they discussed it?#Kory seems to be ok with the concept she is technically married to some other guy and Dick accepted it eventually#I wouldn’t say this is Dick wasn’t so upheld on monogamy that he looked like he was hiding something#Dick every two seconds: love should only be between TWO!#Like sir i know you grew up in the 80s but times are kinder now#Idk it annoys me this whole who is it and who is the end game let them be poly fix it#This is my headcanon now and they are doing it healthy and happy kory and babs share the love for Dick too and are besties#If you want them to date u can i just don’t know enough to judge if they would be into each others or not#Omg i forgot how kory handled the Revan dreams situation too it could work#In my head the whole Merage thing and rushed wedding never happened DC should retcon that#Or let kory kill merage then comfort her man idk#koryand'r#dick grayson#barbara gordon#batfam
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母后 您的人屠儿子回来了 Queen Mother. Your butcher son has returned.
母亲 儿子回来了如今过得很好 Mother. Your son is back and living well now.
-Ep. 2 & Ep. 7 / Kill Me, Love Me
#this momenttttttt#this entire fucking series tbh#is absolutely owning my life#he called her just Mother#after discovering that she did believe in him#all she wanted was for him to live well#and omg y'all it was delicious#liu xueyi#out here acting with his whole fucking soul thank you#kill me love me#wu jinyan#春花焰#the embroidery bits were fun for me as a fiber and textile artist too#highlynerdy edits#I have too many edits and screenshots and no time#murong jinghe
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the seemingly well-held saw fandom opinion of “lawrence wanted to go back for adam! he wanted to SAVE him!” is actually fucking crazy sorry. when we’re introduced to larry in the OG saw it’s clear that he only acts out of self-interest not out of anything else— he cheats on his wife constantly and spends late nights out doing so when he has a young daughter at home. larry & adam are compelling as characters because they’re both like, shitty people. adam is scraping together money to make ends meet through whatever seedy ways possible (including but not limited to stalking & photographing weird doctors for $$$) whereas larry has adopted a detached attitude towards his waking life through staying out late to cheat on his wife and neglect his young daughter. and when larry crawls out of his deathbed in saw vii it’s very clear he has an excessive amount of guilt of not going back for adam (even as he promised he would) and leaving him for dead because well. that’s what he did. at best you could say he’s acting on survival instinct and thus it slipped his mind and at worst you can say that he didn’t learn anything from jigsaw’s silly little trap and he still remained a selfish douchebag even as he clawed his way out. even so the guilt still follows him like crazy but regardless of why in the moment he didn’t act, he still didn’t do anything to save adam because nobody did and that’s why adam ended up dying. larry is literally an asshole and left adam to die. Sorry girls.
#txt#saw#saw franchise#lawrence gordon#adam faulkner stanheight#i feel like i usually see the omg poor larry didn’t get to go back for adam 😔 coupled w weird demonization of amanda#she too is a very flawed character but her killing adam is ultimately to put him out of his misery… and she clearly regrets it still#also sorry i think larry is an annoying little skank. he pisses me off. at least hoffman is funny in a grug-esque way…
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what did they do to you squilf
#warrior cats#Spider talks about Squirrelflight an unhealthy amount#squirrelstar#squirrelflight#asc#fuck the Erin’s omg#✮ Spider scribbles ✮#please god don’t kill her and make Ivypool leader I will lose my mind#I don’t even hate Ivypool but seriously??? /Ivypool/???#Probably because she’s the least boring cat in the clan that isn’t already an elder or a medicine cat or is Squirrelflight
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been keeping track of all the people that piss hawthorne off.
#bg3#ocs#hawthorne#shes gonna kill some gods. for being mean.#also love for her to be like to raphael and mizora like omg hot demons? who look like me?? <3#and as soon as they open their mouths shes like oh. the worst people ever. okay. DIE#marys art
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look guys i actually did some spirit designs
[ID: the Hargreeves' spirits in the Paranatural au - or at least, the five of them that are kids in this au.
Luther's is an ape that looks like his body from the comics. Diego's is a creature that looks a bit like a small porcupine. Allison's is a large snake with its mouth duct taped shut. Klaus' is a blue raccoon with three eyes and a pink tail, and Viktor's is based off of the White Violin from the comics, except its head transforms into reaching arms. End ID.]
sorry, the ID got REALLY long this time. that's a summary for anyone scrolling, theres a more detailed one under the cut!
[ID: Luther's spirit is labelled First Simian In Space: THE MARTIAN APE. He looks like the ape that supplied Luther's body in the comics, drawn in the paranatural style; blue, with one eye. He is wearing an astronaut helmet and sitting in a coin operated rocket ship that is much too small for it. He has transformed the world around him into a scifi martian landscape; cardboard standups with doors and lockers scribbled on them are the only indication of the real world. Luther is sprawled on the ground staring in shock, while the Martian Ape says "Y'know, you should totally just kill your dad".
Diego's spirit is a very small creature that looks a bit like a porcupine.
Panel 1: Diego holds his spirit in his hands and says, "So, what's your name?". His spirit responds "I am called..."
Panel 2: A caption appears; Projectile Extraordinaire: KRAKEN. The image is in full color, focusing on Kraken, which glowers cutely and shows off her spines.
Panel 3: The same shot as panel one, except Diego now looks very skeptical. He says "..." and then "Why." Kraken responds "It sounded cool."
Allison's spirit is a giant green snake coiled around a tree branch, with a pattern down his back that looks like open mouths.
The first two images are centered on Allison, who is scowling in both. Someone unseen says "It can force people to do things, honey!" and "It's too dangerous to leave you alone with it." and finally, "So we fixed it."
The final image is of the spirit. He is captioned Muzzled Mind Controller: THE RUMOR. His mouth has been duct taped shut. He does not look pleased.
Klaus' spirit is a blue raccoon with dark purple legs and a fluffy striped pink tail. It also has three eyes.
Panel 1: The large colored closeup of Klaus' spirit. It is captioned Mystical Conartist: THE SEANCE.
Panel 2: Klaus asks it "With a name like that, what's your power?" The Seance, its nose just high enough to fit into frame, replies, "Oh, I can sense ghosts"
Panel 3: Klaus looks supremely unimpressed. In the background, a ghost says "Hi" to Allison and Luther, and they say "Oh, hey" back.
Panel 4: Klaus asks, "Seriously?"
Panel 5: The Seance, viewed from above, says "Hey, I can sense them even when they're not visible! Like behind walls and stuff!"
Panel 6: The Seance adds "Also I can float." It is demonstrating, floating about eye level with Klaus and emitting a cloud of cyan spectral energy as it does so. Klaus looks more pleased with this and says "Okay, that one's pretty good."
Viktor's spirit is a Wight, a spirit so warped by rage and pain that it has permanently been changed, its spectral energy has become white, and has gained massive, devastating power. It looks a lot like the design of the White Violin in the comics, but it manifests too many or too few arms from where its head should be.
There are three images of it. In the first, it is kneeling. It has manifested six arms in varying degrees of completeness, and all of them look sad.
In the second, the matter of its head has split into many small pieces that almost look like parts of mouths, save for two clawing hands. It screams, in the Wight spirit language from Paranatural, WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME.
In the third, the largest, its knees buckle as it stands and manifests one reaching hand. It is captioned Violent White: THE WHITE VIOLIN. End ID]
#tua#the umbrella academy#luther hargreeves#diego hargreeves#allison hargreeves#klaus hargreeves#uhhhh...#vanya hargreeves#?#thats definitely not viktor. and its not REALLY vanya either but it IS made to look like her#space boy#the kraken#the rumor#the seance#the white violin#i feel like those are all fair game#some notes in no particular order:#look i did a spirit language from the webcomic! literally the easiest one to make (and read) but still!#its called Wight Wail btw bc Paranatural is mostly puns by weight#omg guys should i do something where delores speaks in Cursed Words?#in order to speak cursed words you have to have killed people but. she deserves it#also after i finished lining almost all of them i wore out my wrist and have been waiting like a week for it to heal enough to draw#i can do most of the heavy lifting of coloring and shading left handed which helped stave off the boredom#but it still hurts and its been a week and i WANT TO BE DONE so i gave up on ever lining klaus' and colored the sketch i had#there was stuff i wanted to fix and change but... well nevermind doing that i guess lol#also hence the typed text instead of handwritten. i would have used the sketch text but that was ACTUALLY illegible#extranatural#paranatural au
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Killing Eve; Rita and Bellatrix!
#i think about them an unhealthy amount#them: relaxing together after months of chasing each other all over the country#rita: stabbing her suddenly with a knife#bella: omg omg she loves me SO MUCH GUYS!! SHE LOVES ME!!!#anyways#quillkiller#bellatrix x rita#killing eve#villanelle#eve polastri#villaneve#killing eve! au#hp marauders#marauders#hp fanart#rita skeeter#bellatrix black#bellatrix lestrange#artists on tumblr#<3
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NARUMI BSIDE VOLUME COVER RELEASEDDDDD
#egg boils#he looks so cute that’s mipy#narumi gen#narumi#still pissed we didn’t get mina omg is she gonna die fr#kaiju no.8#just realised this means kikoru doesn’t get her own volume OMFG YALL ARE SICK#the lack of women on volume covers Pleaseeeee 😭😭😭😭 KILL URSELF
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i get so disappointed thinking about how close ff was to having another revolutionary female character with jill but they just had to fuck it up by taking away damn near all her plot relevance and screentime once her revenge arc finished 😭
#they benched one of the coolest characters and for what!!!#major spoilers in the tags for anyone who hasnt finished the game but#jill's arc about her killing her abuser was fantastic but the moment she kissed clive its like the devs stopped caring about her#excluding her from the final fight when she'd been right by clive's side since almost the beginning is so lame like actually#and excusing it by saying that she couldnt call on shiva anymore when dion was clearly still able to do summon bahamut was just. urgh. why#just bc doing so wouldve been dangerous and likely led to her death? as if clive and joshua werent obviously going on a suicide mission anw#i wouldve preferred for her to be present and dying with clive side by side on that beach as opposed to leaving her out of it completely#wildest part is she wouldve preferred that too but its like her agency just diminished after her arc#omg and it wouldve tied in so perfectly together with the whole thing about them watching the moon together uuurgghghghfggfhfgh#i cant believe the devs missed that opportunity just to leave her out of it like that#nothing is more annoying than a female character with potential getting the short end of the stick out of nowhere#final fantasy xvi#jill warrick#ff16 spoilers#ive been too spoiled with xiii ive got standards now
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