#Now you have a problem to deal with

[zutarawasrobbed]

I’m sorry, but the Netflix showrunner referring to Kataang as an “issue to tackle” in the future is some of the funniest shit I’ve ever read/heard.

[kurthummeldeservesbetter]

tbh I don’t think therapy would have fixed Jayce and Viktor lmao. maybe would have softened their self-destructive tendencies but there’s no fixing that co-dependent relationship. Heimerdinger Mel and Sky are told “yeah, I can help treat their individual depressions but nothing is gonna reduce their co-dependency. I’m pretty sure separating them makes it a lot worse for not only them but much worse for everyone else. for everyone’s safety I suggest they’re not allowed to be more than a buildings length away from each other and even that is pushing it.” That therapist then quits on the spot cause now they’ve literally seen everything.

It’s like that scene in Brooklyn nine nine where all the physiatrists are observing and talking with Gina but instead it’s a whole crew of therapists and neurologists and physiologists trying to find out how these two men literally mind-melded together. They go to couples therapy but it’s literally just individual therapy held together because why tf not it’s the only way to get them to go.

[doctorsiren]

thinking about ???%…but…but with adult mob :(

[shepscapades]

Why does Ren have 4 ears? Are they all real or is one set fake?

Hehe I’ve gotten this question a lot actually! They’re all real— I like to think hybridization isn’t always a clean balance of traits, so Ren just unfortunately ended up with two sets of ears— his Dog ears being much more receptive to sound, naturally— and sometimes when the extra intake of sound is too overwhelming, I imagine he wears earplugs in his human ears to help adjust :> it’s a bit weird, but idk! i like to make designs funky and nonconventional! I liked the idea that Ren had hearing struggles due to wonky hybridization and just kept the concept :>

[solitaireships]

I feel like I should say since there's been a recent uptick in a lot of communities I'm in/see stuff from a lot of white people pretending to be Asian, but you are not welcome here if you are in anyway stealing from Asian cultures for clout or the aesthetics of it

This includes if you're white and you give your self inserts Asian names, I truly do not care if your f/o is from an anime, you should not be using an Asian name under any circumstances. I hate that whenever I see someone using an Asian name online, I feel like I have to start searching their account to see if they're actually Asian or just a white person who likes the aesthetic of it bcs far too many white people will use Asian names here just bcs it sounds cool, with no regard for the actual cultural meaning behind it. Meanwhile actual Asian people will be mocked for their names, or treated like their names are too hard to learn to pronounce, or discriminated against based on their names

Asian cultures are not a fun little costume for people to dress up with. They aren't just a nice aesthetic, they aren't just a thing you can borrow from bcs you think it sounds cool

[chaosduckies]

AGHHHHHH I LOVE ITTTT

Oh my gosh I love it so much please let me read the next chapters. PLEASEEEE OH MY GOSHHHH.

*Ahem* This is one of the best gifts I’ve ever been given 🥹

My poor Nathan though TwT I give my Oc’s too much trauma. Please tell me Ryker wasn’t the one to hurt his family I will literally cry. But oh my gosh I love this so much! (Told you I wasn’t going to sleep until I get to read it btw it’s currently 11:30 at night for me)

Refurbishment [ 1 ]

Small birthday gift for @chaosduckies, since we share a birthday (and also for mermay!)

This is the first fic I write using other people's characters, let me know how I do!

CW: Mentions of blood, mentions of death.

Nathan swam around the coral reef, glancing around him and analyzing the naturally formed structures of corals and rocks. Dozens of intricate concave formations surrounded by kelp and anemones covered the pearly white sand.

He slowed down to catch his breath, making sure there weren't any threats around him before dropping down on a bed of seaweed, his deep crimson tail contrasting with the bright greenery under him.

It's been about a week since he encountered that... thing. Him and his family were peacefully traversing the ocean until a mer- a giant mer, bigger than anything he's ever seen in his entire life- appeared out of nowhere and darted right at them. There were sceams and blood, so much blood- and-

Not now, I can't think of this now, I have to look for somewhere to live now that they... now that I'm alone.

Nathan closed his eyes and took in a heavy breath, trying to calm himself down and focusing on his current situation. Nice thoughts, nice thoughts. He took in the plesant warmth of the water around him, the smell of fresh kelp, the warm rays of the sun above-

There was no sunlight.

Curiously, he opened his eyes (oh, how he wishes he didn't), and looked up.

Above him, was a mer. A very, very large mer. His smooth gray tail lazily moving its large body forward. From this angle Nathan couldn't see its face, but he could tell it was looking for something.

Looking for him.

Nathan's heart started beating faster inside his chest, his body frozen in fear while his mind screamed at him. It's gonna find you it's gonna grab you rip you open crush you tear off your head and eat you-

As the mer turned around and he got a glance at the creature's razor sharp teeth, Nathan's body finally gained the ability to move again. He quickly darted under the nearest rock, trying his best to hide from the creature that was coming right towards him-

Nathan held his breath, not daring to move a muscle as the giant mer passed overhead. His eyes stayed glued on the creature, his heart pumping from fear of being seen, being snatched out and torn to shreds. He suppressed a cry as it stopped right above his hiding spot, sniffing the water.

Nathan closed his eyes and suppressed a cry, hugging his tail close and looking down at the floor, unable to face the creature that will end him.

He was too lost in his thoughts to hear what the giant mer said, but the shadow over him disappeared, and he was left in complete silence. Nathan waited for something to lift the rock under him, for large digits to dig him out of his hiding spot, he waited for something, anything-

But it never came. After some time of making sure the mer was truly gone, he left his hiding spot and looked around. Everything around him was exactly like it was before, as if the giant mer never even existed. Nathan let out a breath he didn't know he was holding, letting his heart steady a bit.

As the adrenaline left his body, Nathan realised how truly exhausted and hungry he was. He'd been swimming for so long, his body was begging for him to eat and rest. He thought about looking for some food, but instead opted for staying safe in his little nest.

Like hell I'm going out there again.

He started gathering whatever soft items he could find, bringing them to his hiding spot to create a makeshift bed. As he clutched his stomach and tried to ignore the pangs of hunger in his middle, he closed his eyes. Hopefully he'd find some food tomorrow, without running into that giant mer again.

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The drabble has escaped containment, it has began making more of itself and I am unable to stop it

Nathan: Oh boy I sure do hope I don't see that scary big mer again!

Ryker:

[percexe]

PLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLS ON MY KNEES I FUCKING LOVE YOUR ETHAN DESIGN PLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLS

more.

YOURE IN LUCK! i was recently messing with the idea of his hair growing out a bit for the last olympian. turns out there’s not much time to redo your roots when you’re at war

[realbeefman]

stacy is sooo interesting because she's in love with house but knows that they will never ever be able to have a healthy, stable, sane relationship because they're too similar so. she finds house-lite instead and marries him and. essentially moves on with her life! and is successful in this because she's a moderately well-adjusted person!

wilson, in contrast, never manages to escape the inevitable, in spite of his best efforts to find a house-lite of his very own, because he's an absolute fucking freak and ends up glued to house to the bitter. bitter end

[bugeyedfreaks]

I’ll quit talking about PPG fanfic after today, but I decided to actually check the amount of fics that still existed if I ran filters on AO3, because I don’t normally check the numbers when I do filter and I was curious.

Here’s the number of fics in total in the PPG section:

Here’s the number of fics when I remove crossovers and the RRB pairing and characters entirely:

Then if you add the RRB back in and search for fanfics that also include the “humor” tag you get this result:

And if you search for anything that includes the “comedy” tag… it’s worse!

I also tried various combos of action and adventure and this was the best result I got from that:

Anyway, I understand that people would like to write a dramatic fanfic every now and then. I get it. Totally. No hate about that kind of thing. I also get that you don’t necessarily have to add those tags if your fic includes those things. Not everyone categorizes everything accurately and that’s fine! But sometimes, looking at results like this, I wonder if I watch the same show as everyone else… 😩

[midnight-mourning]

rough doodle/sneak peek of a certain special guy who'll be popping up in y'alls feed this afternoon at some point...

thank u @divinit3a for the idea/design of this guy... has only made me more obssessed lmao

[aroanthy]

kiryuu sibling stasis post-32 is so interesting to me. nanami tries to leave and is (temporarily but also, crucially, violently) prevented from doing so by touga and akio. after this experience she puts distance between herself and them: she leaves touga’s phone in the car, she resigns from the student council (though she dons her old uniform still), she repeatedly dismisses and undermines the authority of the rose code, of end of the world, of akio, of touga. but she’s still in ohtori, isn’t she? uncomfortable with the idea of leaving, uncertain if it’s really possible. she tried before, and it hurt her. deeply. it’s so interesting to me, nanami’s agency and how she limits her exertion of it after 32, when she realises it for what it is. contrast that with touga, who accepts this weird stalemate between them, who is, really, uninterested in having any relationship of any kind with nanami if he can’t gain something from her. he’s very passive with her after 32, compared to the passivity he’d always feigned towards her before in order to stoke reactions from her and then exploit them. i was thinking about how touga has always been able to sever his relationship with nanami, but chosen not to; first out of a sense of obligation (‘we should live to help each other’) then a realisation of how that could be exploited. i was thinking about how nanami has never realised her ability to leave, in part because it is limited by touga and the harm he does her. i was thinking about the desperation and confusion akio calls out to anthy with as she leaves. i was thinking about how different that is to the kiryuus’ strange semi-breakdown; touga doesn’t want or need nanami, and nanami might love her brother but she cannot trust him or feel safe around him, doesn’t want to see him anymore; she’s itching to leave, and just a little scared (you know, because last time she tried that her brother assaulted her), and he’s not doing anything because ignoring her means he doesn’t have to deal with the emotions of her leaving or staying. something something gendered power dynamics something something tragic siblings

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

and actually while I've loosely been on the topic over the past few days my mom's old guy friend who first introduced her down the road to Catholicism calling me a heretic is so funny. buddy at least I've got the majority of Protestants behind me. You're a sedevacantist.

[naamahdarling]

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[callmesel]

Gonna publish this late at night so I don't regret it like 5 mins after posting

Compilation of two random Percy au

The more suggestive/indecent under the cut

not much but kind of

His neck is weird

[anxiouslowercase]

sas rh: let eoin survive the fall au » the astronomer philosopher, the earth and the moon

[jaedoesart]

Stickmin Space Resort but it's a tycoon game...