#Novelty shirts

[liccy]

How about DisasterTees please?

While vacationing in the beach in Mexico, I once saw a family with shirts like these. The urge to draw it was strong and illogical.

[lazycranberrydoodles]

everybody go home. this is my magnum opus

[ibook4you]

Are you a car lover? Do you have a passion for cars ? The funny tee lets everyone know they can ask you all about cars and you'll know the answer. - Funny car design for any automobile lover. And a perfect tee for a automobile restorer. -  for passionate Car lovers out there. for Sports Car lovers and enthusiast Gift for him or her, young or old. -Wear the top while driving around-town, while working on cars, restoring cars, while conversing with others about cars. The tee is great to wear to car shops, car shows, vintage car displays, or events.

[verywellgoods]

Are you a car lover? Do you have a passion for cars ?

 The funny tee lets everyone know they can ask you all about cars and you'll know the answer.

- Funny car design for any automobile lover. And a perfect tee for a automobile restorer.

-  for passionate Car lovers out there. for Sports Car lovers and enthusiast Gift for him or her, young or old.

-Wear the top while driving around-town, while working on cars, restoring cars, while conversing with others about cars. The tee is great to wear to car shops, car shows, vintage car displays, or events.

[marusketch]

Oh wow another elf sketch, but don't worry, this one is based on a real shirt I saw

No idea what it's supposed to mean

just lines below as usual

the lollipop was something else, but i wanted a 4kids style censor over it.

i like this one so much i might hang it up on the fridge

[ceaseless-rambler]

If I lived in the TMA universe after the apocalypse I'd make and sell shitty novelty T shirts. "I experienced my worst fears nonstop for an unknown amount of time and all I got was this stupid trauma" I'd make so much money

[wickedcriminal]

"He's so teeny!"

So were you!!

[shroompunk]

how about some novelty shirts, which would you wear?

ID: Digital illustration of three anthro bird men in novelty t-shirts. On the left is a fat bearded vulture man wearing a crop top under a striped flannel; his shirt reads "Through autism all things are possible." In the middle is a orange and brown cyborg bird man with a flat metal face and metal arms who is flashing a peace sign. He is wearing a loose fitting shirt falling off one shoulder that reads "I haven't lost my virginity because I never lose." On the right is a much smaller nicobar pigeon man with long dark iridescent feathers, looking offended as he reads his own shirt that says "I am being chased by a persistence predator called consequences." He's also wearing bellbottoms and a sheer robe.

[secret-history-hyperfixation]

✨Shirts I want the greek class to wear✨

[compacflt]

can i just say that I'm haunted by the image of Ice wearing "one of Mavericks cheapest rolexes". One because of the mental immage of Maverick being the kind of men who not only owns multiple watches but also Rolex, which is absolutely delightful, because oh the quiet vanity of that. And two because of the implied and groundbreaking (to me) domesticity (and defiance of the not talking/acknowledging the thing between the 2 of them) of wearing another person watch. I'm screaming into the void about your brilliance. So I need to ask, do they do that on purpose (before the mission) in a sort if roundabout way of acknowledging each other presence in their life? What would Mav wear that belongs to Ice (apart from that USNA ring eheh)?

pilots/sailors/doctors etc who do high-level specialized work with their hands tend to really be Watch Guys. and “cheap” rolexes (sub $7k ish) are actually pretty affordable if you’re making >$150k a year and want to treat yourself every fifth christmas or something. source: know several sailors & doctors. ALSO the watch ice is wearing in his famous gay plane photoshoot is actually a rolex. So theres some evidence ice at least is (annoying, ostentatious, bad with money, and) a Watch Guy. Maverick’s also wearing a kickass chronograph in TGM so i think he’s also probably a Watch Guy. also… you know, status symbol, honor, et cetera et cetera…

they probably wear each other’s socks because in-regs socks all look the same and they’re both men so who cares. i also hc that they’ve always worn the same size in shirts so each other’s t-shirts are also free game. and was very confusing at the start of their relationship when trying to figure out whose shirt was whose after a midnight rendezvous. lots of accidental shirt mixups. and, yeah, each other’s watches, because most people only see the status and don’t see the detail, and most people aren’t around both ice and mav enough to recognize that “omg last month adm kazansky was wearing the same omega chronometer capt mitchell is wearing today!! theyre totally together!!!” so if ice buys a new watch and maverick salivates over it, sure he can borrow it, whatever. and i think there’s a scene in wwgattai when maverick wears ice’s pj pants hold up lemme find it

“in bare feet.” now wtf does that mean. that could use a rewrite.

ice also wears mavericks leather jacket when they’re on their baseball date in debriefing. at some point when you live with someone long enough your stuff becomes their stuff which was the point of this graf

thinking about it… trying to decide if they’d wear each other’s cologne. that seems like a little much. no i don’t think so.

[sketchingraccoon]

gojo fam vacation drip 💧

bonus: here

[oldmannapping]

Fic: Olive Branches (2/?)

Standalone chapter. Nothing but banter, no plot. Roy, Jason, and Bernard hanging out.

Roy tries to convince Bernard to give him a tattoo.

Jason tries to find a clean shirt.

Excerpt:

“Why can’t you just go to an actual professional and pay them to give you hepatitis like a normal person?” asked Jason through a mouthful of food.

Roy waved a hand dismissively. “Those are so overpriced. Anyone can do this. I’ve done a bunch of my tatts myself, it’s not that hard.”

Jason lowered his gaze pointedly to Roy’s arms, which were covered in tattoos of varying skill. “I wouldn’t brag about that,” he said. “You look like Post Malone.”

Bernard raised an eyebrow. “I’m surprised you know who Post Malone is, honestly.”

Jason scoffed but made no rebuttal. He’d never reveal that he only knew who Post Malone was because he was featured on Taylor Swift’s latest album.

Roy said, “He only knows him because of Taylor Swift.”

“Fuck off, Roy.”

“Tell me I’m lying, Mr Tortured Poet.”

Jason threw his fork at him. Roy caught it and shoved it in between the couch cushions. “That’s what you get for reacting impulsively,” he told Jason. “Now you can’t eat your dinner. What did we learn?”

Bernard was watching the whole thing with his hands covering his mouth. “It’s so criminal that I can’t start a TikTok channel with you guys,” he bemoaned. “You’re all children and no one would ever believe me.”

[filidais]

thank u twitter for informing me abt my new favorite article of clothing

[citrus-soda]

my vision

[trapdoornumberthree]

Hey hi artfight is coming up so i made some quick little halfbodies that're nice and small and great for bios ! Get one for yourself! Get one for your friend on the opposite team! Get one just because you like vampires or werewolves!

$20 USD each, any species/body type [though there is a $5 surcharge for complex designs, like mechs or detailed anthros. Please ask if you're unsure!]. Speech bubble will be the colors shown here by default, but please ask if you'd like a different color for the text/bubble ^^

If you're not interested, but would like to help out, reblogs are great <3

Please DM me to order! I'll be taking these throughout July, or until I get sick of doing them lol. I do have a second ych idea I'll clean up and post if these do well.

[incorrectshantaequotes]

Unrelated and unprompted by anything - here's some sketches I've made of Holly Lingerbean and Lobster Siren recently!

Was not planning on posting either of these, admittedly, but I like how I've managed to nail them both here, at least in terms of personality, so I figured I might as well post these rather than let them gather dust on my desk forever!

("so why is Lobster Siren wearing that shirt-" don't worry about it)