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FIRST POST LETS GOOOO

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PRECISELY 🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽

if you characterize them based on canon, siffrin can be the toxic seme to king's weepy virginal uke. if you even fucking care

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if you characterize them based on canon, siffrin can be the toxic seme to king's weepy virginal uke. if you even fucking care

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need to post more on here so i can convert more ppl to kingfrin

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head so good you become recognizable

who among us hasnt received that from a he/they shortstack lbr 💯💯💯

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are you saying loop has celestial semen

im saying its called the milky way for a reason 💯💯💯 you know it glitters

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so if loop and siffrin somehow made a pregnancy happen what would the child even. look like

i'm gonna be so real with you. i am into breeding and pregnancy and absolutely not the actual baby part ❤️ so ive never once considered it to be completely honest. i leave that task in the capable hands of those who like making fankids 💯

that being said, genetically speaking it'd probably look like a siffrin remix unless ☝🏽 loop's starformation (star transformation) changed their genetics/DNA in a way that is hereditary. OR unless one or both of them have done bodycraft/Changed, and if that process alters your genes in some way and isn't just post character creation customization. oh or unless wishcraft is involved in some specific ways (wanting the kid to look like someone specific / look a specific way, or have the kid contain multiple partners' genes in some way) i guess!!!

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THiNGS YOU NEED BEFORE YOU DO BDSM:

first aid kit

tourniquet

narcan

at least 8gb ram

childhood photo album

acetone

thirty decoy safewords (zero real ones)

headlamp

updated wills for all participants (preferably notarized)

getaway vehicle

a pack of cigs and a few beers

PSAT score of at least 90th percentile or higher

spare tire

working knowledge of microsoft excel and powerpoint

small bills, for the tip

an up-to-date road atlas

a drive to succeed and innovate in a fast-paced, forward-thinking environment

noise-cancelling headphones (one pair per participant)

bolt cutters

at least C1 knowledge of standard chinese

gamefaqs guide

permission slip signed by a parent or guardian

spare penis

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loop after being wrung dry like a towel by their clone and now they have a regular ass head again instead of being a walking flashbang

what if the reason loop has the brightass star head is bc their body has an insane amount of craft energy in it from eating a universe-given star and that's just the overflow.....

..... and crucially. on account of clownery being my first and foremost commitment. what if loop found this out in the aftermath of having crazy selfcestuous gay sex with siffrin. because making frankly incredible amounts of direct deposits into sifs hole came (HEH) with the side effect of all of that excess craft energy being used to fill sif up. which is a wonderful happy happenstance since sif was suffering from craft exhaustion after the events of isat ❤️ love wins!!!!

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what if the reason loop has the brightass star head is bc their body has an insane amount of craft energy in it from eating a universe-given star and that's just the overflow.....

..... and crucially. on account of clownery being my first and foremost commitment. what if loop found this out in the aftermath of having crazy selfcestuous gay sex with siffrin. because making frankly incredible amounts of direct deposits into sifs hole came (HEH) with the side effect of all of that excess craft energy being used to fill sif up. which is a wonderful happy happenstance since sif was suffering from craft exhaustion after the events of isat ❤️ love wins!!!!

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The Siffrin's Poorly Disguised Snuff Kink contributes to this as well but i also think theyre a freak about it as is <3 he is doing some absolute cocomelon shit to loop's brain without even trying btw.

siffrin's post 2hats loop-specific choking kink 💯

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postcanon loop puts their hands on sif's shoulders to shake them during an argument and it makes sif stiffen up. so ofc mx Self Destruction And Confirmation Of Their Monsterhood is like see even you're afraid of me, haha!!!!!!!! which sif denies bc that is not even remotely true.

so loop, manic and trying to prove their point, wraps their hands around sif's neck (without squeezing even a little bit) to scare him and well! let's just say it makes sif go weak in the knees and make Very Interesting Noises without any need for oxygen deprivation <3

siffrin's post 2hats loop-specific choking kink 💯

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siffrin's post 2hats loop-specific choking kink 💯

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sifloop...... save me sifloop.......... sifloop save me.

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Between Siffrin and the King, who's accidentally biting the other's dick first?

(Though just to cover it, I think Siffrin would accidentally bite their own dick)

"accidentally"?

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Small dick big body

Big dick small body

isabeau vs siffrin 👍🏽