#kingedfrin

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did some math for kingedfrin reasons and at his amish barn sized form king's tdick would be somewhere btwn um. 32cms ( 1 ft (subway footlong.....)) MINIMUM. and uh. 75cms (30inch (2'6"?!?!?!?)) max and uh.

siffrin is. he is. 151 whole cms......... like. theyre not even 5ft....... ya allah we must pray for their hole..............

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hopping on here to add that YES this is doubly funny when making nsfb content. kings tits are EASILY bigger than sifs head and his biceps are thicker than sifs torso. its kind of insane 👍🏽

drawing kingfrin is so insanely fucking funny because like. i usually make non-kingkonged king around euphie's size (8ftish) with tits to match and well. sif is. 4'9"......... anglerfish type size dynamic.

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kingfrin breeding / impreg.......... bright one we have to repopulate our country. bright one. siffrin. we can do it together.......... we just have to try (for baby)

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and for my fellow Sickos and Freaks.............. wip of one of my frankly concerning amount of kingedfrin Projects. he just needed a hug to fix him guys i prommy

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everybody was very niceys so u get a bonus kingedfrin "hug" HERE <3

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saurry im still on my kingedfrin bullshit. that tin can FREAK talks about siffrins sweet smell that he can taste on them. look me in my eyes. i think u know as well as i do that if they fucked. king arthur herself could not pull that fuckers tongue out of sif. my final messag

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ok anon again because I've ended up with brain worms to an insane degree about the concepts we've been discussing but im also shy and don't wanna create a hornyposting acct to cope with it so you get to be the recipient of my gorgeously unhinged rambles now. enjoy

so you talked abt king potentially getting sif to the point where he could hurt them and have them thank them for it. & ive been thinking kinda about how that might happen in particular rather than just "okay king puts sif through the psychological torment nexus slowly and carefully until he's 100% dependent." that's cool and all but we need specifics. we need freakmatchinggggg

and like. okay. sit down w me and hold my hand. i talked before about how getting siffrin into this dependent mindset is easymode because about 90% of the work has already been done due to siffrin psychological issues. i think the same goes for this actually.

bc regardless of how much siffrin has to work to reshape his entire personality around this dude (and he does and will work for it!) the concept of having king want him on this somewhat unconditional level despite all of siffrins perceived flaws... he'd have trouble with that. it would cause cognitive dissonance. it would make him feel secure in some ways, too, but he's already got so many issues even dealing with the concept of "earned" love that having this bottomless pit of absolute wanting just suddenly thrust upon him without warning would fuck with his head. even all the work he does to be exactly what the king wants would not ever make him feel like he's done enough to earn that kind of desire.

and they're already prone to self punishing behaviors even before all That Timeloop Shit happens (i think a Lot abt how in act 2?!!! siffrin fucks up a lil in front of their friends and goes "i gotta loop back" AKA KILL THEMELF????? fella you're not even IN the torture cube yet how are you already like this) and just general feeling like they've gotta Earn It if ppl like them

so even barring my take that sif has a bighugemassive masochist streak for sex stuff it might come as an incredible relief to him if king started hurting him in response to his perceived fuckups. in his mind he's finally getting what he deserves. there's someone who cares enough to notice those flaws and deliver him the pain he deserves. and for a while afterwards, he can deal with being treated affectionately with zero cognitive dissonance, because he feels like he's earned it. he'll start spiraling again fast if he continues to be treated niceys without any intermittent cruelty but as long as there's consistent rules to follow - a consistent script he's been given, lol - he'll be able to cope with the scary scary scary concept that someone has this unconditional possessive attachment for him.

typing this all out... I've already said multiple times that this is so easymode for king but it just IS!!! ITS CRAZY!! HE WOULDN'T HAVE TO EVEN LIFT A FINGER! JUST CONTINUAL APPLICATION OF BARE MINIMUM ASS ATTENTION AND AFFECTION WHILE OCCASIONALLY IMPLYING THAT HE WANTS SIFFRIN TO DO CERTAIN THINGS WOULD BE ENOUGH!!! SIFFRIN WILL DO LITERALLY ALL THE LEGWORK HERE! HE CAN JUST SIT BACK ON HIS LITTLE SADIST THRONE AND WATCH THEM PSYCHOLOGICALLY TORTURE THEMSELF! ANYTHING ELSE HE DID WOULD JUST BE A BONUS! they're such a fucking nightmare of a pairing I'm truly obsessed. lets fuck up this rogue in ways never invented before on this earth

can we get married platonically

fr tho this is perfect no notes. i agree 100% with everything u said this is very much a match made in the depths of hell. its like combining ammonia and bleach in a poorly ventilated basement room and brother? im huffing those fumes out of a paper bag. the only thing that would improve this kingedfrin imo would be to find a way for sif to make king even worse. most likely not on purpose but itd be interesting and just as importantly funny if it was.

i want them to evolve from weird codependent couple in their honeymoon phase to the most toxic couple on earth to the physical manifestation of the mountain goats no children song. the party arrives to defeat the king but they witness him and siffrin interacting for less than 3 minutes and they're like. hey besties um can we interest you in a divorce. please. we can fight to the death after. its just that we as a party really feel like a divorce would be beneficial to all parties here. the PRETEEN can tell you guys need a divorce and they still think actors in plays have paper between them when they kiss. please

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hi its me, social anxiety anon. my boyfriend also thinks sif should top that tin can. i on the other hand cant help but think the size difference is too much for that. one just Knows sifs ass is getting lost in there and never seen again, much like a beloved childhood hamster under the fridge.

i agree with your boyfriend but the way you worded this is so funny theres genuine tears in my eyes from laughter. you are like a poet of some sort

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i would love to attempt to conceive the power you weild. if you don't mind.

shy and i will prolly sit down and write a whole masterpoast about it at some point bc we're both insane. but in the meantime know that the starting point was kingedfrin severely toxic rship w king treating sif like a pet at best, and the current point is that king would, without hesitation, bark and meow at sifs command. and it happened thanks to the power of emotional brat taming.

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kingedfrin is funny bc ohhhh you can suck a titty while standing up? hah! weak. derivative. gauche. pathetic. sif can choke on kings oversized monster tdick while standing up. git gud scrub, as the kids say.

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1 portion of kingedfrin with sif toppings coming right up HERE!

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Sorry just went through your blog and saw the kingfrin stuff and my brain activated

Anyways. Hear me out. This is controversial but.

Siffrin domming the King? Come ON, Siffrin hates the King's guts by the end of act 4. Imagine them wielding that hatred in the form of eroticized violence towards him <3

Also something something "after all this time you've been unable to freeze Vaugarde. How pathetic. It seems the Universe is on my side, after all. How about I lead and *you* follow?"

OHO. VERY VERY GOOD. adapting this to my belief system <3 "how about i lead and you follow" is an absolute banger line in on itself but its especially potent when said to the most egoistical god complex ass guy alive. its dom him duesday 👍🏽‼️💯

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i need to make this clear ahead of time. any kingfrin i draw / write / talk about is ALWAYS t4t unless specified otherwise. this is never once relevant in-character in any way but it IS absolutely key to the experience i personally enjoy and provide 👍🏽

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kingedfrin anon hi hello ive been thinking about it all day pretty much because im normal. anyway wrt you talking about him manipulating sif to do whatever.... it wouldn't even be that hard. it would not take all that much. he could take a ridiculously soft approach and still end up with siffrin doing literally anything for him because that freak has low self esteem and honestly might idealize the concept of a codependent relationship because he likes feeling useful and needed and shit. straight up desperate for attention & affection. as long as king strokes their hair every once in a while while they're choking on it, they'd get down on their knees for him every single time he asked without fail. do you see the vision here.

I SEE THE VISION LIKE ITS KINGS 1HITKO ATTACK. thats what im fucking talking about like exactly!!!! itd be so so so so easy! even in canon where he has the party sif has ZERO standards as to how they should be treated! so if they met pre-party theres no fucking way sif wouldnt do or become anything king wants so long as he is giving them bare minimum attention and affection! manipulating that gay little traveler is like easy baby mode even for like. an average person who isnt necessarily inclined to do things like that. for king? it'd be easy as breathing.

i started elaborating further and it turned into a small king analysis before i even got to siffrin so. im actually gonna make that a reblog addition to this ask in a minute bc its wordy and has pictures.

anyways hard agree with everything you said. i know king could get sif to do literally anything and everything for him with the promise of love and affection, providing a sense of security/safety in terms of being cared about (even if no one cares about or wants sif, so long as they're trying their best for him, king always will), and giving them a reason to keep going. like tbh i think he could get sif to a point where the sexual shit is nothing. im giving an example under readmore bc its well. a heavy topic and appropriately fucked up for this whole thing:

off the top of my head in these specific circumstances, i have no doubt that king could get sif to the point that he could break every one of their limbs one by one and have them thank him for it. because king wouldn't have bothered to do that if he didn't care about and for siffrin in some way. he wouldn't do that if he didn't like or want siffrin, whether it's for him as a person, his origins / common roots with king, or even just his body. he wouldn't be so determined to keep them with him so much that he's willing to go to such extreme lengths to just to keep siffrin with him. even though (in sifs mind) siffrin is stupid, disgusting, pathetic, clingy, needy, and has no inherent value beyond what little he can do to be of use.

so! something as worthless as siffrin should be grateful to be so very cherished by someone as smart, powerful, and driven as king that he'd even bother to prevent them from leaving. hurting sif isn't a punishment; it's a lesson and an expression of love. it's a gift. so siffrin really should appreciate it. he should be thankful. after all, the pain and fear king makes siffrin feel while disciplining him is what makes the love, gentle affection, and comfort king gives him in the aftermath so euphoric. because it means siffrin has earned that love and care by paying his dues for his mistakes! it means they're forgiven, it means they're beloved, and most importantly, it means they know for a fact that he will never, ever be alone like before ever again. whether they like it or not!

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ok i cant believe ive never thought of this before first of all. second of all kingedfrin hatesex where time stop/manipulation is involved would go crazy i think

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not a vore guy personally but i respect their game enough to be a little surprised that no one's made art of king and siffrin from that particular angle considering the canon difference in size + king saying he can taste the sweet scent of wishcraft on sif. or would that be considered a werthers derivative due to being too easy or something