#carmen sandiego incorrect quotes

[mimey-enthusiast]

*chucks these into the void*

Here’s some more before I return to the grueling hours of work

[potchai]

Carmen Sandiego women as Chappell Roan songs

Carmen Sandiego

Pink Pony Club

My Kink is Karma

Good Luck, Babe!

Subway

Tigress

Super Graphic Ultra Modern Girl

Naked In Manhattan

Julia Argent

Casual

Picture you

Red Wine Supernova

Ivy

HOT TO GO!

Femininomenon

i swear if this gets like 50 notes im drawing them in Chappell outfits

[citrineleaf]

Paperstar: Hey, wake up. Player: Wha- what?! Paperstar: I just murdered your entire family Player: ... my parents are out tonight? Paperstar: Then who are these people in your house!? Player: THERE'S PEOPLE IN MY HOUSE!?

[frozenwolftemplar]

Zack: Not to brag, but I put a puzzle together in one day when the box said two to four years.

[cyanide-sodapop]

Gru: *steals the moon*

Chase Devineaux: IT WAS HER!!! LA FEMME ROUGE!!!

[random-incorrect-things]

Ivy: What the hell is wrong with you?!

Zack: Funny, Carmen asks me the same thing every time we interact too.

[pasturelamb]

*Player and The Troll are cyberbullying each other*

Flytrap: Did he make any spelling mistakes?

The Troll: No, but he did say who instead of whom.

Flytrap: Call it.

The Troll: *typing* I think you’ll find it’s “whom”.

Spinkick: Quick! Block him before he can respond!

[gameguy20100]

Zack: So you can predict my moves? Can you read my mind?

Shadow-san: Yes.

Zack: OK. What number am I thinking of?

Shadow-san: You aren't thinking of a number. You are thinking of flapjacks.

[trolls-poppy-specialist]

Ivy: Zack... THAT'S OUR LICENSE PLATE NUMBER! HOW WILL IT SERVE OF ANY USE TO US??? Zack: Uhh... we can call the cops about it? Ivy: Get over here. *brandishes hammer* Zack: *runs*

Ivy: Someone stole our car!! Carmen: Oh, shit! Did you see their face, at least? Zack: No, but don't worry! I got their license plate number!!

[caramel-sandiego]

Carmen: Julia if I make you breakfast in bed a simple thank you is all I need Carmen: Not all this how did you get into my house business

[corelex]

Dale and Peri's Custody Battle

Dale, with Au-Pairs: Back in the day, my father was one of the richest men in the world. Peri, with a gun: Back in the day, my grandfather is a mafia boss.

[mimey-enthusiast]

Do y’all still like me making these

[potchai]

Maelstrom: and where are the operatives?

Cleo: they're all whooping inside the cafeteria

Maelstrom: is that Dr. Bellum? with the coach?

Brunt: WE WON A BEETLE FIGHT 'GAINST THE KITTY CAT AND THE MIME

Dr. Bellum: Haha yes, they stood no chance against Big Shelly, our adult male dung beetle. Tigress was quite dissapointed

[citrineleaf]

Ivy: Can we PLEASE keep Player? Carmen: No, we cannot keep him. Zack: But Player's perfect! He's smart and friendly and- Carmen: He HAS parents! People who have legal custody of him. Ivy, scoffing: Since when has that stopped you before? Carmen: Carmen: I am not participating in this conversation.

[that-random-outsider]

Shadow San: *tells Carmen Her entire bacckstory*

Carmen: and why should I believe you?

Shadow San: ...

Shadow San: Fine the coat was empty

Carmen: WELCOME TO THE FAMILY

[fedorah-the-explorah]

Crackle: Would you slap your crush for a hundred dollars?

Black Sheep: I would roundhouse kick you in the face for free.

Crackle: Geez, mate. Why so violen-- wait.

Black Sheep: No!

Crackle: Wait...

Black Sheep: NO!!