#this probably happened

[always-tired-plshelp]

Viktor, probably:

[iaminevitable012]

you know how spiders don't have bones right

well

*In class one day*

Peter: *Bends his back over the chair to crack it (as you do)*

Peter: *keeps bending*

Peter: *is now in what would be considered a really awkward position*

Peter: huh

[iambrownandbrownie]

ShenBros at some random point

SJ: what are the three magic words?

SY: Choke me Daddy

SJ: Not those ones!

SY: WE HAVE OTHER MAGIC WORDS?!?!

[animinarts]

First episode of Gavv and it’s pretty good 👍🍭

[dreamsandstars24]

Rhys: Why is Gwyn staring at Az like that?

Cassian: She is trying to prove a theory.

Rhys: Why is Azriel flexing his wings like that?

Cassian: He is trying to help Gwyn prove her theory.

[mentallyillastrophelfreak]

an idea just came flying into my head just now. what if trans!regulus hated wearing makeup cause it made him look "girly", but as he grew older and sirius started wearing it and regulus kind of liked it, he tries wearing just eyeliner. he spends his free time trying to perfect it, and once he does he wears it to school.

Regulus: *just breathing*

Sirius: *holding up a butter knife* OH MY GOD WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BROTHER?!?

Regulus: *activate scowl* It's just me, you idiot.

Sirius: Are you wearing...

Sirius: ...eyeliner?...

Regulus: Yeah, so?

Sirius: *crying* This is the best moment of my entire existence.

Regulus: I thought meeting Lupin was the best moment.

Sirius: Well, this is the second.

*LATER*

James: Pads, do you want pizza or -

James: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO MY REG?!?

Regulus: WILL EVERYONE PLEASE STOP OVERREACTING?!??!

[miwiromantics]

When Will went missing

Jonathan: excuse me ma'am, have you seen my brother? Jonathan: he's about this tall *gestures hand* clearly gay but we haven't had the talk

[totallyexhausted]

Gojo as he body-slams a 10-year-old Megumi against the coffee table: No matter your opponent's size, make sure you give it your all.

[poisonioushearts]

A situation I believe probably happened in some universe of twst, featuring the Aduece duo and Yuu/you

Deuce: Prefect are you alright?

Yuu/you: I’ve dealt with more than five overblots, dealt with the non-living, dealt with the living, had to run jobs for a crow, had to keep on top of my homework and help my cat with homework, and more. What do you think?

Ace: …I think-

Yuu/you: Don’t say it

Ace: I think you need to see the therapist

Yuu/you: …

Ace: What?

Yuu/you: I am the therapist

Ace: Oh-

[abeltownshipslittlebitch]

Five: Hey I wonder what happens if I put powdered milk into carbonated water

Five:

Five: My cereal is loud and it's demanding to know why I would sin against both nature and God so thoughtlessly.

Sam:… How does it taste?

Five: Bad.

Veronica: The fizz comes from carbonic acid in the water splitting up into CO₂ and H₂O over time. And carbonic acid is – as an acid – sour. By adding milk to sour water you've created a very convincing emulation of spoiled milk, so I'll believe in a heartbeat that the taste is Not Great™.

Five: I have mastered the potion: Instant Spoiled Milk, therefore earning the rank of shittiest alchemist currently alive.

@dorkylittleweirdo

[anidealistatbestburntoutatworst]

kunikida: “so are you seeing anyone?”

dazai *thinking*: “like… romantically or like the undead spirit of my one true friend who follows me wherever i go…”

kunikida: “… romantically i suppose.”

dazai grateful he did not need to delve into personal lore on a monday morning: “oh! yes!!”

[iaminevitable012]

Peter: *building a blanket fort*

Loki: *comes in* what the fuck are you doing

Peter: language mr loki >:o

Loki:

Peter:

Loki:

Peter: i'm building a blanket fort do you wanna hel-

Loki: yes now move over spiderling

[lusinzak]

Kaz: So, now we move to Plan N.

Jesper: What? When did all the previous plans end?

Kaz: Oh, the first one was just a general idea. Plan C and D were discarded before we left for the job. Plan B was to distract our enemies. Plan E was to fool you all...

Nina, outraged: Why? Just why would you do it?

Kaz, never showing an emotion: For the fun of it, of course.

Nina: *murderous glance*

Kaz, not a bothered at all: And so every time anything went wrong, we moved to the next plan. Simple.

*understanding silence*

Kaz, checking his watch: Ah, but now we'll have to move to Plan O, which involves Matthias singing "Hallelujah" on top of his lungs. Come on.

Matthias: What?

[cyanide-sodapop]

Gru: *steals the moon*

Chase Devineaux: IT WAS HER!!! LA FEMME ROUGE!!!

[narcoticwriter]

Arataki Blazing Armor Beetle Battle Boot Camp: (exists)

Someone on the Alcor, watching from where they are in Guyun Stone Forest:

[millenialfanfictionaddiction]

YN: 🙌🏻 existing 🙌🏻

Sakusa: Geez YN you look super crabby

Atsumu: Probably that time of the month

Bokuto and Hinata, cohesively: what’s so special about Mid-March?