#stranger things incorrect quote

[miwiromantics]

When Will went missing

Jonathan: excuse me ma'am, have you seen my brother? Jonathan: he's about this tall *gestures hand* clearly gay but we haven't had the talk

[towanda-is-writing]

*Grace, one day in 2012 listening to the first album of a new British group* Eddie: and what did you say they're called? Grace: *rolls her eyes* for the fifth time, dad... One Direction. They're a new boyband that's blowing up *looks at her father* and honestly, I'm starting to really like them... Eddie: *confused* I thought you were into rock, metal... like me Grace: *shrugs* well… there are some bands that are okay... but I think One Direction is way better than Metallica Eddie: Eddie: ... a stab in the heart would’ve hurt less, pumpkin

[amwritesitall]

Robin: *Holds a sign that says "Prom?" outside Nancy's window*

Steve: OH my God, Yes!

Robin: *Yelling up* No, tell Nancy!

Steve: Nancy! I'm going to prom with your lover!

[runraerun]

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

The party, of course, immediately accepted Will and Robin when they came out. Dustin couldn't help but ask the question because he's a nosy little shit.

Dustin: *looking at Robin* If you had to pick a man, though, who would you go for?

Robin: Steve. No contest. Only in a parallel universe, though. And parallel me still has to like women. There's no universe where I'm straight. Not that I have anything against heterosexuality.

Steve: Eddie. *everyone stares at him* Oh, was that question not directed at both of us?

Eddie: It's okay, big boy. If I were gay, I'd go for you, too.

Argyle: *whispering* Oh, man, Steve and Eddie don't know about bisexuality.

Steve: You whispered that to me.

Argyle: Oh, sorry. *turns to Jonathan* Oh, man, Steve and Eddie don't know that bisexuality exists.

[rosesgf-blog]

theyre talking on the phone

[lavenderstobins]

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[shieldofiron]

Are you getting it, Eddie, or does he need to do a few more?

[steddiedefender]

Eddie: You ready to commit?

Steve: Like a crime or a relationship?

Eddie: Currently a crime, but we can talk more later.

[captainsamuelmorrigan]

Eddie is sitting in Steve's lap at a Party hangout.

Robin: Can you two stop whispering sweet nothings to each other? It's gross.

Eddie: [whispering in Steve's ear]

Steve, frowning: He just called me the bad word for gay people.

[steddieme]

eddie: would you rather be a ghost or a zombie?

steve: neither

eddie: that's not an option

steve: why not?

eddie: because i said so

steve: oh, so now you're suddenly on board with conformity?

eddie: what are you talking about

steve: you're trying to push me into these boxes, denying my freedom to be who i want to be

eddie: why are you like this

steve: this is literally what bi-erasure is like, eddie

eddie: how is it that everytime we talk about this shit with robin you're dead silent, but you're suddenly an activist when it's time to annoy me?

—

steve, at night, right as eddie is about to fall asleep: i'd choose ghost, by the way

eddie: *springs up and tickles him until he's literally in tears*

[love-byers]

[selineabanto]

humor

based on this

[rogueddie]

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

Steve gets a phone call from Eddie one afternoon. . .

Eddie: So, what are you wearing, big boy?

Steve unfortunately thought Eddie was messing with him, so he decided to mess with him back. Steve rolled his eyes.

Steve: *scoffs* Your vest and nothing else, of course.

There was a long silence and then. . .THUD.

Steve: Eddie?

There was a sound of someone else's feet, and then he heard Wayne's voice in the distance.

Wayne: You damn near broke your new Garfield phone. What are you doing on the floor, and why is your nose bleeding?

Another pause, and Steve heard Eddie speak.

Eddie: Steve. . .vest. . .nothing.

Oops, he accidentally broke Eddie. Steve smirked.

[steddiealltheway]

Eddie: Do you like my Halloween costume?

Steve: Your Halloween costume?

Eddie: I’m dressed as someone who is in love with you.

Steve: …I don’t get it. You’re not dressed any different than usual.

Eddie:

Steve:

Eddie:

Steve: Wait. Someone in Hellfire Club is in love with me?

Robin: *facepalms*