#stranger things incorrect quote

[miwiromantics]

When Will went missing

Jonathan: excuse me ma'am, have you seen my brother? Jonathan: he's about this tall *gestures hand* clearly gay but we haven't had the talk

[towanda-is-writing]

*Grace, one day in 2012 listening to the first album of a new British group* Eddie: and what did you say they're called? Grace: *rolls her eyes* for the fifth time, dad... One Direction. They're a new boyband that's blowing up *looks at her father* and honestly, I'm starting to really like them... Eddie: *confused* I thought you were into rock, metal... like me Grace: *shrugs* well… there are some bands that are okay... but I think One Direction is way better than Metallica Eddie: Eddie: ... a stab in the heart would’ve hurt less, pumpkin

[amwritesitall]

Robin: *Holds a sign that says "Prom?" outside Nancy's window*

Steve: OH my God, Yes!

Robin: *Yelling up* No, tell Nancy!

Steve: Nancy! I'm going to prom with your lover!

[hrteowyn]

Mike: You lying, cheating, piece of shit! Will: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD Mike: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING DUSTIN WITH ME Lucas, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

[runraerun]

[lavenderstobins]

stranger tweets part 14

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[selineabanto]

humor

based on this

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

The party, of course, immediately accepted Will and Robin when they came out. Dustin couldn't help but ask the question because he's a nosy little shit.

Dustin: *looking at Robin* If you had to pick a man, though, who would you go for?

Robin: Steve. No contest. Only in a parallel universe, though. And parallel me still has to like women. There's no universe where I'm straight. Not that I have anything against heterosexuality.

Steve: Eddie. *everyone stares at him* Oh, was that question not directed at both of us?

Eddie: It's okay, big boy. If I were gay, I'd go for you, too.

Argyle: *whispering* Oh, man, Steve and Eddie don't know about bisexuality.

Steve: You whispered that to me.

Argyle: Oh, sorry. *turns to Jonathan* Oh, man, Steve and Eddie don't know that bisexuality exists.

[rosesgf-blog]

theyre talking on the phone

[rogueddie]

[steddiealltheway]

Eddie: Do you like my Halloween costume?

Steve: Your Halloween costume?

Eddie: I’m dressed as someone who is in love with you.

Steve: …I don’t get it. You’re not dressed any different than usual.

Eddie:

Steve:

Eddie:

Steve: Wait. Someone in Hellfire Club is in love with me?

Robin: *facepalms*

[piliharrington]

Drunk Robin: Don't fear death, fear the state you will die in.

Drunk Eddie, whispering fearfully: New Jersey.

[little-annie]

Eddie, holding thier baby in the air like Mufasta with Simba: "Say Demo-gor-gan, Sweetie. Demo-gor-gan."

Baby: (blows raspberry in Eddie face, covering him in spittle)

Eddie: "Demo-gor-gan."

Steve, affectionately: "You're not teaching our daughter to say Demogorgan, at least not for her first word. Here, give her to me."

Baby: (Squeals happy while being handed off to Steve.)

Steve: "Can you say Da-da, Sweet Pea? Da-da."

Eddie, watching fondly at Steve's side: "You can call him Ma-ma too, Baby."

Steve: "Eddie shut up, you're just about as annoying with that mother Steve shit as Dustin is."

Baby: (Babbling happily, legs kicking while she's still held in the air)

Baby: "Dust-bin!"

Steve and Eddie: (Every ounce shocked and in denial exchange a look of panic) "Demo-gor-gan, Sweetie" "Da-da, Elsie Baby, Da-da"

Baby: "Dust-bin!"

Steve: "We're not telling him. As far as any one knows she hasn't said her first word yet."

Eddie, under his breath: "Fucking Dustin."

Baby: "Fuck-in' Dust-bin!"

[shieldofiron]

This feels like them.

[hrteowyn]

Max: God, give me patience. Mike: I think you mean 'give me strength'. Max: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

[runraerun]

Hopper: Are any of you straight?

Will:

Robin:

Max:

Steve:

Steve: [Raises hand slowly]

Eddie: [Grabs Steve's hand, interlocks their fingers, and brings it back down]