#Normal family dinner

[notcoolbutcute]

Literally any family event I participate

[hailsatanacab]

A Persuasive Argument - dpxdc

"Great!" Danny says, clapping his hands together to get everyone's attention. The dinner table falls silent as everyone looks towards him. It's a full house today and, honestly, Danny's a little nervous. "I'm sure you're all wondering why I gathered you here today."

"It's dinnertime. In our house." Duke mutters, while doing a very bad job of concealing his yawn. He holds his fork poised over the braised beef, but, just like everyone else, still looks towards Danny before tucking in. It's intriguing enough to wait.

"Yeah, no one misses Alfie's dinner." Dick says, with a brilliant smile that Danny can't help but return.

"Precisely! What better time to talk to you all than when you're all actually here!"

"Wait, I thought you came round to work on our English essays?" Tim asks, blinking owlishly.

"I'm afraid I've lured you here under false pretences, Tim."

"This is where I live."

"I would still really appreciate help on that essay though, I mean, what the hell is Hamlet even about? I just don't get that old time-y language, like 'Hark! A ghost hath killed me!' - absolute rubbish, what does that even mean?"

"The ghost never kills anyone in Hamlet, he's there to tell Hamlet that he was murdered. Have you actually read it?"

"No, but it sounds like you have. Tim, I want this guy to help me with my essay instead. I know for a fact that you haven't read Hamlet, either."

"So? We don't need Jason, I've read the Sparknotes."

"Hi Jason, I'm Danny, pleasure to meet you, summarise Hamlet in three sentences or less."

"Am I auditioning to help you write your essays? I can't believe you’ve gone through your whole school life without reading it, it’s good!"

"Hamlet, along with a number of other classics, was banned in our house because it portrayed ghosts as intelligent and sympathetic beings rather than evil, animalistic beasts. I didn’t even get to see The Muppet's Christmas Carol until last year with Tim! It was surprisingly good, and I hate Christmas because everyone always argued and it sucked. But we're getting off topic. I—"

"No, no, please go back to that, because what the fu—"

"Boys, please." Bruce interrupts, looking to the world as if he wants to hang his head in his hands. "Danny, you were about to say something?"

"Oh, yeah, Mr. Wayne! Thanks!"

"Please, call me Bruce."

"Well, that very succinctly brings me to my point, because I'd actually really like to call you dad."

Nobody says a word. Nobody even blinks, all as shocked as the other, watching open-mouthed as Danny pulls his laptop out from beside his chair. Bruce can definitely feel a headache coming on.

"Before you say anything, I've prepared a 69 slide PowerPoint presentation on why you, Bruce Wayne, should adopt me, Danny Last-Name-Pending. Please save your questions, comments, and verdict until the end, thank you."

[silicon-puppy-pudding]

Can Fright Knight x Batman be a thing? Is it already a thing? I just saw this post where Frighty is acting as Danny's dad and I just want something with Fredric Knight meeting Bruce like..

Bruce is happy Daimian is making friends. This new kid, Daniel "call me Danny" Knight, seems nice. Kid might be a meta or something, with the way his eyes reflect like a cats and how he seems to always be cold, but he doesn't seem to be a bad kid and his background seemed to check out.

Yesterday Damian had invited Danny over for a sleepover and Bruce was stoked. Dami is having a friend over! A civilian friend! This is so normal and great! Danny had said his father would be picking him up the next day and would show up on his motorcycle (which was apparently named Nightmare?)

Bruce is in the sitting room close to the entrance when Alfred goes to buzz the gate for Danny's father. After a few minutes, he can hear Alfred walking the man in and explaining that "young Master Damian will be down with young Daniel in a few minutes. Till then, maybe you'd like to speak with Master Bruce?"

Bruce almost falls out of his seat when this almost 7 foot tall hunk of a man walks in, with his long raven black hair with a streak of gray down the center, all pulled back into a low ponytail. His bright green eyes have that same, almost glowing, shine that Danny's have and he's got a neat bit of stubble on his sharp jaw. He holds himself tall and seems to scan the room before setting his gaze on Bruce, who is using all his will to not ogle at this gorgeous man in front of him.

He stands to greet him and, oh God, he may actually be 7ft. "You must be Danny's dad, right?" He offers his hand to shake, "Bruce Wayne. I'm happy to see my son making friends with such a nice kid."

The behemoth of a man stares at his hand for just a moment to long before he shakes it and introduces himself, "Fredric Knight. I'm also glad my son is making friends." He says with the hint of a smile, "He's been a bit reclusive since we came here and I don't believe that's been healthy for him."

The two fathers talk for a bit, Bruce doing his best to be Batman ever now and then to make sure this guy isn't a potential threat. After some time, Danny and Damien walk into the room with Danny's bags, "Hey Dad, hi Mr. Bruce. Sorry that took so long," he says as he walks over to Fred (Bruce was told he could call him that) and half hugs the man, "Dami has a snake and he let me feed her!" Fred looks down at his son and pats his head, "That sounds interesting, little prince. Was it a frightful creature?"

As father and son speak, Bruce notes how fond Fred seems of Danny. The 'little prince' name seemed cute and pretty fitting with the last name. He also notes how Fred seemed to relax just a bit the moment Danny walked into the room (the same way he would after his children returned from patrol safe and unharmed), huh.

They say their goodbyes and the father-son duo are escorted out. Bruce and Damien watch as they ride down the driveway, Danny doing his best to wave at them from between his father's arms.

"We should invite the both of them over for dinner." Bruce says with a hand on his son's shoulder, "Fred seems like an interesting character, don't you think?"

"Father,"

"Yes Damian?"

"Please do not seduce my friends father."

[mochinek0]

Drama-Bomb: Part 3

Marinette could feel the tension in the dining hall, as soon as she entered. A man, very similar to Damian, was at the head of the table. On his left was his mother and on the right were three gentleman; obviously his brothers from the way he described them. She could feel everyone's gaze on her immediately.

'Why did he decide now of all times to tell them about us?'

"So, how did you two meet?" Dick asked, immediately after Marinette had sat down.

"Dick!" growled Bruce.

"What we're all curious?" he defended himself, "Shouldn't we ask?"

"I see you gave them nothing." Marinette turned towards Damian.

"Was I suppose to?" he questioned, "I seem to recall a similar situation. Waterboarding would have been a better experience.

Mari giggled, "Maman was not that bad, not this quick, either. "

"Your father's size, at the very least, would have been enough." Damian recalled.

"I told you he looked big, but was a teddy bear." she smiled.

"Father is big." Damian stated, "You're father rivals Bane."

"Teddy Bear." Mari sang back.

Damian sighed. He knew he wasn't going to win this argument. He looked up to see his family was already examining their body language and mannerisms.

The Waynes remained silent. Damian and his girlfriend seemed close. She was teasing Damian and he wasn't getting upset. Apparently, he was secure enough to meet her parents. How long ago, they had no idea.

She turned towards Dick, "We met at university."

"How long have you been dating?" Tim asked next, "Apparently, Damian mentioned years? I was asleep when he told us."

"Two, almost three." she answered, calmly.

The Waynes sat there in shock. They knew Damian wasn't one to joke, but how had they not noticed him in a relationship for that long. How had he snuck out and left on dates?

'Have we gotten sloppy?'

Damian leaned closer to her, "They like to pry into every detail. They feel offended I was able to keep you a secret for so long."

Mari just giggled.

"What made you ask him out?" Jason questioned.

Marinette sighed, "Seems you've misunderstood. Damain asked me out."

She noticed that seemed to have caught them all off guard, even his mother.

Offended, Damian huffed, "I have eyes; thank you."

"Uh, De-Damian…same question." Jason spoke.

"Her creativity and intelligence." He announced.

"Huh?" Dick replied.

"We have business classes together." the youngest explained, "She has a unique way of looking at problems and strategizing her work."

"Why did you say yes?" Tim asked, quickly.

Damian's girlfriend smiled, "I like how honest he is."

"I mean," Jason shrugged, "that's one way to say 'offend people'."

"More like he is blunt with his words." Mari replied, "He doesn't mix his words or hide behind lies. It's not something everyone likes. People like to hear what they want, not what they need."

That wasn't the answer they had been expecting.

Talia sipped on her wine, "You know, Dear, you could do so much better."

"Mother!" Damian growled out.

Marinette remained silent and looked down at her plate.

'I guess everyone else thinks the same. They're all so quiet. His dad has just been looking at me and hasn't even asked me a question.'

"Silence, Damian." Talia remarked, "I was talking to Marinette."

'What?'

Marinette looked up towards Talia. She could see Jason cackling out of the corner of her eyes. She quickly looked at her boyfriend and surprisingly, he looked offended.

"My Dear," his mother continued, "if I have learned anything, is that these Wayne Boys, adopted or not, have the emotional compatibility of a gold fish. Something is always making them late for a date or they have to reschedule, last moment. Holidays like Valentine's Day or Anniversaries are not a priority for them; it's just another day to forget."

Marinette could see Bruce's face turning red and him attempting to shrink into the background. She couldn't help the snort and started laughing.

"Habibiti?" Damian asked, concerned.

"Relax, Damian." Mari smiled, "I'm sure your mother is just watching out for you. You mentioned your parents don't live together so she's sharing her experience. They do have a lot of questions; I believe my parents interrogated you as well."

Damian leaned against the back of his chair, "Tch."

They watched in amazement as Damian's girlfriend seemed to have some sort of command over him. He didn't talk back or complain. Talia watched as the boy she had raised fall in line with his lover. The feeling eased Bruce a tiny bit about the whole dinner.

"If our relationship were to continue, in the future, I'll sign whatever prenup you want me to, as long as my lawyer looks it over first." Marinette explained, trying to ease the tension in the room.

"Huh?" spoke a confused Tim.

"Well," Mari began, "Damian isn't as……extroverted as Mr. Wayne, but a woman does need her own reassurance."

"Such as?" Bruce asked, not sure if he liked what the answer was going to be.

"Damian keeps the Wayne fortune and I keep the money I make from my own business. I'll even keep my maiden name, if that's your desire." she stated, "Many woman want money, power or fame. Others…..revenge."

"And you?" Jason prodded.

"Let's just say if Damian were to follow in his father's….playboy theatrics," she smiled, "he would spend the rest of his life in regret and searching for someone who would never be found again."

Bruce cleared his throat.

'No wonder Damian told me not to use the 'Brucie' persona. She was definitely not a fan.'

"I don’t know." Dick chimed in, "He has the money and the power….the resources."

Marinette opened her mouth, but Damian shouted, "Enough!"

He turned to her and kept his gaze on his girlfriend, "Instantly?" he questioned.

Marinette glared at him, "Damian, you would be lucky if that's all I do. Adrien knows damn well how I get when I'm angry. I can and will leave you in a pile of ash, should you turn into my enemy. If you touch one of the few people I despise, beyond reason, I'll leave half your body on your mother's doorstep and the other, here, on the manor steps."

The room fell silent, with a bated breath for Damian's reaction.

"Understood, Habibiti." he replied.

"What if it's for a business meeting?" Dick quickly questioned.

He quickly found himself on the other end of Marinette's glare. He found he didn't like it and understood why Damian had caved. It was worse than Bruce's silence and Alfred's disappointment stance.

"Damian knows how to speak up for himself and say no. He doesn't like unknown people in his personal space and I respect his boundaries." Mari declared, "The fact that you have to ask me, tell me you still haven't learned this and you don't know your brother at all. The only thing that will happen is he will harbor resentment towards you."

"And if Damian chooses to come live with me?" Talia asked, shifting the focus.

"Fashion is universal." Mari smiled, "I can buy materials and sell from anywhere. I've had my own clients since I was thirteen."

Plagg zipped out from his hiding place, "Give me cheese, already! I'm tired of the back and forth when they all know."

"Plagg!" Damian hissed.

He turned to see his holder's family looking confused and frozen.

"Oh, they didn't know." he guessed.

"No they didn't!" Damian growled, reaching for him, "You're not getting your cheese now!"

"No!" Plagg cried, and quickly flew at Damian's face.

He latched on and whined, "It's your fault! You didn't feed me!"

"You didn't feed him!" Marinette asked, glaring at him.

The family watched the back and forth argument, trying to grasp what was going on. It was like Damian was being scolded for not feeding a child; no, not just a child, their child.

"I fed him!" Damian argued back.

Marinette gave him a pointed look.

"He fed me 'string cheese'!" Plagg cried out, "It didn't even taste like cheese. It was peelable! Bug, your husband is a menace to society!"

Marinette sighed, "That’s' why he's your holder."

'Wait! Damian's married!'

'Since when did he get a floating cat?'

'What is that thing?'

'How does she know what it is and why is Damian taking care of it?'

'If Demon Brat being a menace is a good thing. That thing isn't so good.'

Talia smiled, raising her glass, "Seems I underestimated you."

"Yes, you did." Marinette spoke, keeping her eyes on Talia.

The last thing she expected was for Damian's mother to say was, "Welcome to the family."

"Wait!" shouted Jason, "What?"

Marinette sighed, "Come out, Tikki. Might as well, since Plagg's stomach got him in trouble again."

The Batfam watched as a giant ladybug flew from out of nowhere and yanked on the floating cat's eat, chastising him.

"What are they?" Time questioned.

"Kwamis." Talia spoke, "Or Gods, to be precise."

Marinette glanced at Damian's mother. Talia held up her hands in surrender, briefly.

"Seems my son is much more tact when it comes to this relationships." she declared, with a smile "To think you hid a marriage from both of us."

Bruce tensed. He had forgotten the flying cat had called him that.

'He hadn't known Damian was dating. He didn't know he had gotten married. What else didn't he know about his son?'

Bruce looked over at his son and noticed his ear tips had turned red.

"Uh, that's Plagg's nickname for him." Marinette spoke, clearly embarrassed, "We're not….actually married."

Bruce relaxed more into his seat.

"We should-" he began.

Mari declared, "They won't be picked up on any recording devices, visually or audio."

"Alfred!" Jason shouted, "Bring out the hard liquor."

Bruce just nodded. He hadn't expected anything that had happened this week. His son was dating someone with access to Gods. Talia was sitting at the dinner table like she had always lived there. The girlfriend obviously knew who they all were and about his son's questionable past. A drink sound like a good idea.

[kacievvbbbb]

Look Mihawk’s eyes definitely glow in the dark and this fact definitely threw Shanks of the first time he learned it which coincidently was during their *coughs* first time. But it’s kind of hot and he’s grown used to it now……mostly.

Because you know Mihawk is definetly the type of dude to never turn on a light ever and with his propensity for staring unblinkingly and his half hazard middle of the night sleeping habits. It’s a bit of a bit of a problem .

the years Shanks has lost of his life waking up to a floating pair of shimmering golden and ringed eyes staring at him in complete darkness he will never gain back and are best not talked out.

Also imagine if Mihawk is prone to midnight snacking (making up for all the food he doesn’t eat during the day to maintain his vampiric reputation) so many a red haired pirate have woken the ship with Shrieks having stumbled into the very dark kitchen to see a pair of otherworldly eyes completely demolishing a plate of leftovers or an entire charcuterie board staring right into their soul.

Ben and Yasopp have almost shot him multiple times(with only one of those times being on purpose) Many a crew member has solicited Shanks to get his boyfriend exorcised and the ship cleansed. In 2 years the closest Zoro ever came to cutting Mihawk was while blindly flailing his swords around in the dark trying to fend of the kitchen demon that besieged him during his midnight beer run. This will happen every night, they never talk about it. Zoro never figures out it’s Mihawk and is pretty sure the Kitchen is haunted. Won’t keep him from his midnight protein shake (he is no longer allowed beer)

Perona is the only person who is even slightly normal about this (she lived on thriller bark floating pair of eyes in the dark is child’s play) she just switches on the very bright white kitchen lights, effectively blinding Mihawk and leaving his terrible posture and he use of his precious kogatana to eat meatballs exposed to the light. She gets a cup of water turns off the light and leaves. The next day Mihawk buys her a new dress they never speak of this again.

[vinyldiskk]

bonding with the in-law

[pansyfemme]

i have been a ball of depression lately as well as my physical health worsening pretty severly this past week due to stress and so my friends have been. trying so hard to get me to get out and do things and its very sweet but i feel bad because the whole time i’m just a total mess

[dimsilver]

the downside of my boyfriend and I both being very easily pleased is that we can never decide where to eat

[janesurlife]

This is the vibe I bring to any function

[buttercupadventures]

Collague: So, have you finished Season 2 of Rings of Power?

Me: Not yet... But tell me, do Galadriel and Elrond really kiss or is that just a fever dream I had from tumblr?

Collague: They do... But it's not like that. She is in captivity and kisses him so she can give him something in secret.

Me: ... like herpes...?

[martymcflyboy]

Thinking about how Marty probably has the most adorable little tiny sneeze and it embarrasses the heck outta him

[itsamenickname]

Luigi: Can you pass me the salt for me, please daddy?

M&L’s Dad and Bowser: *all reaches for the salt*

Dad:........

Bowser:.......

Extended family:.......

Mario: *fainted in Italian*

Dad, look at Luigi, wide eyes: Son......

Luigi, sweating and freaking out: DAD, WAIT, I CAN EXPLAIN!!!!

Peach, confused af: *look at Bowser* Why did you grab the salt? You’re not his daddy.

This ask is one of those times where I really wish I had the ability/skills to draw out this scene because I can easily imagine Bowser having either of these two reactions:

He's either just as mortified as Luigi is.

OR

While Luigi hides his face in embarrassment (while also turning as red as Mario's hat), Bowser stares at everyone with a dumb smirk on his face like he's proud of the fact that Mario and Luigi's entire family now knows that he and Luigi are banging.

And I honestly do not know which reaction I like better. 😂

Also, Peach, my girl, you are literal BFFs with Daisy (the person who would most likely ask you whether you and Mario did it after every date you two have), how has she not already told you about the other definition of "daddy?"

[the-blossica-fan]

Greetings!

Ive been looking at the insanity that is the Personality Swap Phenomena!

(Btw the swap thing from JKK? In short this is an ability someone has that by clapping their hands, they can swap the position with someone else, pretty handy in a fight!)

Random ideas for swap:

Engima and Lucy or Engima and Ulrich, in both cases Engima will lose his shit.

Vertin and Matilda - why not?

Kakania and Semmelweis - i keep putting ppl with beef swapped together lmao.

Jessica and Tooth Fairy - the most random combo tbh

Windsong and Kakania - switching around the healthy and doomed yuri

I dont have any other swaps but general idea of how it started maybe?

Laplace being laplace was attempting to alter floppy disks to enhance performance and distance it can take people, however a mixture of incantations and accidents later multiple arcanists are infected and swapped around, the only problem is who is who since it affected a wide range of people at once.

Hello Comrade!!

Oooo, well that is quite a useful ability, I didn't know that but it's damn cool!

I lost everything because Tumblr gave itself an update I did not consent too. I got so frustrated I postponed it. I'm sorry 😞

Enigma and Lucy personality swap but Enigma is aware of his personality change but is unable to do something.

He'd be an annoyance, no offense to Lucy. His long explanations feel like he's explaining to a dumbass and the way he understands emotions is limited.

"This formula doesn't seem to be working, the results are bigger than the required number. Perhaps if we could use a more specific formula we could get the needed results."

"Why the fuck are you talking all fancy?"

I bet some people were about to punch him because of this. They can forgive a robot lady for acting this way, but a human? We know how it went with Ezra, but Enigma is older.

He's far more approachable now, doesn't look as tired and unorganized as before, but he's twice as annoying now.

(small Lucy-Enigma: The awakened is slightly racist towards everyone equally and glares at anyone who approaches her)

With Ulrich's personality, he's actually a nice and approachable dude. Like this one uncle that appears once a year for family dinner and is a cool and chill guy.

Ulrich surprisingly had enough patience with everyone except for Enigma, so imagine seeing Enigma so chill

It feels forbidden.

Enigma would be an approachable dude, more than he was with Lucy's personality since he doesn't over explain whatever thing he feels like explaining or acts weird.

And he hates it.

(Ulrich-Enigma, can't glare at people so he sits there and his black thing in his helmet rolling around in frustration)

Vertin-Matilda is certainly something.

"Mm? Of course I'm great, I'm the Timekeeper. You don't have to say it twice"

Such a smug and prideful personality mixed with her charming good looks and a gorgeous smile? Vertin is certainly more attractive now.

Unfortunately, Vertin is not unable to escape Matilda's girlfailure personality.

"Ah, yes yes. I'm amazing and all of that, no need to mention it."

"Mm, this change makes you look... Cute"

"?! Please don't say unrelated and out-of-context things, Mesmer!"

"and a bit annoying"

Matilda-Vertin is accidentally charming.

Her cute baby face, her bright blue eyes and such a calm and chill personality makes up for a squishable look.

"You is very cute Matilda!"

"Mm, Thank you Kanjira. But, could you let go of me? I fear my jacket is tearing apart"

"Tearing apart?!"

Oh yeah, she's a bit of a prankster. Her awful pranks and terribly delivered jokes are funny for the wrong reasons. But funny nonetheless.

"This bread... It looks pretty moldy."

"It looks pretty bread-y to me"

"..."

Kakania-Semmelweis being emo is so... Cursed.

"Look within the mirrors, see yourself in a whole new light."

"Kakania, are you okay?"

Her fancy words and silly delivery is so funny but also cursed. She's so weird sometimes as well, just staring around with silence and a small peaceful smile

She's not rambling, she's not ranting, she's not chatting your ear off, she's just watching people do their thing. Politely adding comments every once in a while.

Sometimes, when she's in company of the people she's comfortable with (unsurprisingly, this Kakania doesn't talk to many), she does some silly stuff because she can and because she wants to.

"This is definitely inedible"

"MS KAKANIA SPIT THAT OUT IT'S BEEN THERE FOR MONTHS"

Semmelweis-Kakania is Lorelei's biggest time consumption.

"And, so, this chapter concludes after 30 pages of s-"

"My little musical note, I don't mean to sound rude. I really do enjoy your talking, but I have a date and-"

"Oh! Right, sorry. Me talking must have eaten a lot of your time. Please, let me scort you."

"It's not necessary"

"I insist!"

She's a chatterbox all the way through. I have a feeling she reads fanfiction so she has definitely chatted someone's ear off about her favorite. She's supposed to keep it a secret but oh Lord.

Fan of novels like Carmilla, which is again, supposed to be a secret. Unfortunately Kakania has never been a fan of secrets and tends to talk a bit too much, so Semmelweis' secrets are flying out there. Once she goes back to normal she's going to be SO pissed.

(Lorelei there listening about Semmelweis' favorite fanfic about vampires with a traumatized look)

Jessica-Tooth Fairy being actually creepy

She's naturally uncanny, a cervitaur with a weird vibe and ragged looks would freak anyone out, the thing is that she's a sunshine so she doesn't scare anyone in the end (unless you're the unfortunate Green Lake explorer, sorry)

But now that she's silent, has a calm personality and pretty much just stands there? Oh Lord, she's creepy.

"You seem to have dropped your-"

"AAAAA WHERE THE HELL DID YOU COME FROM?!"

"I was here this whole time"

She's still kind and playful, but it's more in a calm way. Still grabs carbuncles and lets other people pet them, they're her good friends;

Without the fixation for teeth, and instead for horror movies, her lines are weird. She could be asking for an arm or an eye, jokingly, and people would turn to her weirdly.

"If you see an eye, please bring it to me. It is a dear gift for Jennifer."

"A what"

Tooth Fairy-Jessica shining so brightly Z had to replace her glasses for sunglasses.

Affectionate, hyperactive and compassionate, with her cozy yet uncanny looks? Okay, you've got me.

There's something about seeing Tooth Fairy smile so happily that's blinding. She's affectionate as well, but in a different way than usual. She hugs people and plays with their clothes in an absentminded way.

Z is still struggling to get rid of her lipstick in every part of her face, a little too affectionate for their usually reserved relationship.

"I really like your- Uhm.... I, I remember that word, hold on."

"My jacket?"

"Yes, indeed! It suits your eyes!"

"It's the same as always, Campbell."

"Is that so? I always felt like it made you look pretty, I just wanted to say it today."

Accidental flirt.

Kakania-Windsong has not left Marcus alone on their investigation, not even one bit.

"This is Freud's last theory! Such a well crafted truth he has made. What do you think Marcus?"

"Erm, I think it's a little exaggerated."

A huge nerd, a huge loser. Her personality is already pretty fixated in her habits but with Windsong's personality, she just holds onto the thing and doesn't let it go until she has analyzed every line of it.

And when she sees Isolde? God bless her soul.

She can't get too close to her, she knows that, but that doesn't stop her from making a fool out of herself within sight.

*BAM*

"K-Kakania?! Are you okay???"

"Doctor? Did you just trip with the table?"

"..."

Compliments make her shy, unlike usual. And she's a lot more sensitive so, careful with what you say about her (Turns to Semmelweis)

Windsong-Kakania also hasn't stopped talking Vila's ears off about her latest map on Ley Lines.

She hasn't been making a fool out of herself, but it's harder to pinpoint the difference since hers and Kakania's fixation are similar.

The biggest noticeable change is the fact she can flirt without stuttering. And that she can talk without dying of self-consciousness in the middle

"(Has been talking for hours analyzing Ley Lines)"

"I'm so in love with you."

"Mm? What did you say?"

"The line here is blue."

"Oh!"

Clueless in romance to the point Vila has been purposefully dropping bombs then playing them off as nothing. She loves to see Windsong's confused face almost about to get the hint before she changes subject and she enthusiastically continues the topic.

As for how it started, I had the idea of it being because of X, but the floppy disks are pretty interesting!

This could have been Laplace allowing X (And Ezra as a collaborator) to expand their current investigation on Floppy disks. After using their knowledge and presenting a disk with a larger range and capacity, Laplace was ecstatic to try it out.

Someone forgot that X is the well known "Creator of useless things" and most of the time, he fails. And Ezra is unfortunately a little new with the technology, so the mixture of Ezra's fungus magic and I failure made up for a tragedy.

Instead of teleporting people, it changed their personality traits for a certain amount of time. It took a couple tries to determine this phenomenon, and it's still hard to find out a difference.

[kacievvbbbb]

While I think Garp would be soley responsible for Mihawk’s hair falling out in clumps if they spent any amount of time together

I do think garp and Zoro would get on splendidly. As they are after all the same flavor of person.

any attempt to put all three of them in the same room will give Mihawk ulcers.

Mihawk would comment on their stupidity

Garp would respond “ain’t got to be smart to be a marine” and zoro would raise his glass in salute “ here, here”

And Mihawk’s blood pressure would reach levels previously inaccessible by man.

[deadlifts-and-deadlines]

We tried something new last night and it actually worked very well for us!

We did Christmas Eve at my parents house - but it was a late dinner at 7pm (we normally try and be home by then on Xmas Eve) and followed it up with opening presents. But the key was that Ender and I went to my parents around 3:30pm - which gave my husband a 3.5 hour head start on assembling gifts at home (I had already wrapped everything and stuffed the stockings). So then, when we left my parents house at night we were rushing to get home to get to bed - at Ender’s insistence, lol, bc he didn’t want Santa to pass up our house bc he wasn’t asleep - so we just came home, got him in bed, then set out the gifts. He was tired AF. Love having a kid who can stay up late without the risk of having an accidental nap that would obliterate bedtime, lmao. Life is so much easier!

[ganonfan1995]

They wanna have an open house in the house while we’re living here I wanna end it all.