#honestly he should vacation on kuriagina
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While I think Garp would be soley responsible for Mihawk’s hair falling out in clumps if they spent any amount of time together
I do think garp and Zoro would get on splendidly. As they are after all the same flavor of person.
any attempt to put all three of them in the same room will give Mihawk ulcers.
Mihawk would comment on their stupidity
Garp would respond “ain’t got to be smart to be a marine” and zoro would raise his glass in salute “ here, here”
And Mihawk’s blood pressure would reach levels previously inaccessible by man.
#Mihawk’s title of marine hunter was less about killing marines and more about hunting Garp across the globe#I think Mihawk should speak Spanish (very Spaniard coded) just so when he speaks normal regular English#or Japanese or whatever the common language of one piece world is#Garp can look him dead in the eyes and say I don’t speak I-talian#and Mihawk would be forced to kill him#I’ve completed the cycle and have just made garp a non white but still red neck uncle but that’s who he’s always been in his soul#zoro would love garp soley for the fact that he freaks Mihawk out#Perona would also hate Garp she’d see him pick his nose are the dinner table while they are having dinner#and screech at a level only dogs can hear or expert haki users ergo Mihawk#I need garp to interact with the goth fam#honestly he should vacation on kuriagina#goth fam#goth family#monkey d garp#monkey d. garp#one piece#one piece funny#dracule mihawk#throwing thoughts to the void#op#hawkeye mihawk#zoro roronoa#roronoa zoro#zoro#one piece goth family#Perona#ghost princess perona#one piece perona#garp#vice admiral garp
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